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Baby

2009-01-30T08:17:47-08:00

Author: Astrophysics Rock
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: O'Neill, J. & Carter, S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 469, Reviews: 10 Published: 1-30-09
Status: Complete

What happens when Jack listens in on one of Carter's calls? During Season 7, Pete's around. Oneshot

Songs Banned from the SGC

2009-01-17T13:29:26-08:00

Author: Astrophysics Rock
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 404, Reviews: 12 Published: 1-17-09
Status: In-Progress

Title explains everything. Just a little comedy fluff to get everyone through the dry spell that my updating is in. Hope you enjoy.

The wild outdoors AKA: My miserable weekend

2008-10-30T06:20:02-08:00

Author: Astrophysics Rock
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 5, Words: 3,434, Reviews: 10 Updated: 10-30-08 Published: 8-26-07
Status: In-Progress

Taylor Anderson is the typical down to earth girl. Her best friend, Darian, on the other hand is a TOTAL twilight fanatic. Spring Break comes around and...well truely, all hell breaks loose. This is one weekend Taylor, and the Cullens, will never forget.

Potential

2008-10-30T06:19:29-08:00

Author: Astrophysics Rock
Category: Angel
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Angel & Cordelia C.
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,435, Reviews: 3 Updated: 10-30-08 Published: 2-29-08
Status: In-Progress

What if, when Buffy died the second time, another Slayer was called. But she never was trained and she slipped by the Watcher's Council. AngelxCordy and WesxOC

Parallels

2008-10-30T06:18:53-08:00

Author: Astrophysics Rock
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 7, Words: 7,219, Reviews: 14 Updated: 10-30-08 Published: 3-13-07
Status: In-Progress

Ispired by 'Wish'. What if someone was transported to the reality where Twilight and New Moon were written. What would happen if she couldn't go back?

No

2008-10-30T06:18:22-08:00

Author: Astrophysics Rock
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Bella
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,909, Reviews: 43 Updated: 10-30-08 Published: 3-25-08
Status: In-Progress

Moonlight X Twilight. What if Laurent bit Bella before he was attacked by the Pack? What if she was adopted by Josef Konstantin and began living in New York? Maybe eventual Bella x Edward, depending on my mood. Feel free to try to change my mind. :

In another

2008-10-30T06:17:48-08:00

Author: Astrophysics Rock
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 4,389, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-30-08 Published: 4-16-07
Status: In-Progress

Yet another one of my fanfics inspired by my fellow shippers. A twist on the character Callen CullLaMort from 'Invisibility'. Basically it has the Cullens and then there are the Callens. Basically the mirror images of the Cullens.

Extended Family

2008-10-30T06:16:51-08:00

Author: Astrophysics Rock
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 7, Words: 6,160, Reviews: 36 Updated: 10-30-08 Published: 3-13-07
Status: In-Progress

What if Bella had a half sister and she was sent to Forks to live with Bella and the Cullens? Sorry if the summary sucks, but I promise that the story's better.

A typical day at the SGC

2008-10-30T06:16:13-08:00

Author: Astrophysics Rock
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Carter, S.
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,245, Reviews: 7 Updated: 10-30-08 Published: 5-2-07
Status: In-Progress

Okay, this started out as a favor to my brother but now it's a real fanfic with only a few people I know in it. If you can't read Goa'uld then I suggest you learn before Chapter 3. Anyway it's SamxJack.

How the heck do these things happen?

2008-04-26T06:24:08-08:00

Author: Astrophysics Rock
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 3,947, Reviews: 17 Updated: 4-26-08 Published: 4-16-07
Status: In-Progress

Just a bunch of fluff. Poker and the volturi and edward with chocolate. Funny as hell.

Rules For Dealing With The Cullens

2008-04-26T06:21:17-08:00

Author: Astrophysics Rock
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 3,908, Reviews: 82 Updated: 4-26-08 Published: 1-18-08
Status: In-Progress

The unwritten rules have now been written with commentary from all the characters. Rule #1: don't bleed.

Innocence of posting memos

2007-08-14T20:12:21-08:00

Author: Astrophysics Rock
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: O'Neill, J. & Carter, S.
Chapters: 14, Words: 13,741, Reviews: 103 Updated: 8-14-07 Published: 6-9-06
Status: Complete

Finally, I have finished this fiction. I will probably be writing a sequal to this, and it will be about Sg1's kids. So, look for it later in the monthyear.

Tears of the Midnight Sun

2007-06-25T19:03:03-08:00

Author: Astrophysics Rock
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,149, Reviews: 6 Published: 6-25-07
Status: Complete

This is a 'what if' story. Like, what if everyone in the book the ones who actually matter all died. That's what this is. So read it but please don't send many flames. I actually tried to make this plotline so that most people won't complain. Complete.

Hicks and Cullens

2007-03-19T18:30:45-08:00

Author: Astrophysics Rock
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,038, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-19-07
Status: In-Progress

This is dumb and retarded, but I had fun writing it. Oneshot. What happens when the superprissy vampires, like the cullens, meet a coven of hick vampires. Hope you like.