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If Only

2009-11-19T09:47:39-08:00

Author: Band8PGeek
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Squilliam
Chapters: 1, Words: 639, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-19-09
Status: Complete

If only" a lot of things had happened. Or not happened. Squilliam/Nicholas Withers. Warning for language and potentially triggering content.

Function

2009-10-06T08:39:13-08:00

Author: Band8PGeek
Category: Shakespeare
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 795, Reviews: 0 Published: 10-6-09
Status: Complete

When every man’s a king and every king’s a clown, do societal norms really matter?

Sonic Upgrade

2009-09-02T12:51:49-08:00

Author: Band8PGeek
Category: Sonic the Hedgehog
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/General
Pairing: Scratch/Grounder & Sonic
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,699, Reviews: 0 Published: 9-2-09
Status: In-Progress

Two blasts from the past behind a presumed assassination – who wouldn't love the challenge? But beware, for Sonic's pseudo-new adversaries are now more competent, more world-conquest-oriented, and incredibly pissed off. First chapter up. R&R.

Universal

2009-08-28T13:00:11-08:00

Author: Band8PGeek
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: SpongeBob & Squilliam
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,364, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-28-09
Status: Complete

They had never been in love before. Until now. And only one of them liked it. Prequel to Tampon Masturbation's "Codependency". SquillBob.

Chicken Necks

2009-07-26T11:09:24-08:00

Author: Band8PGeek
Category: Sonic the Hedgehog
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Scratch/Grounder
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,407, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-26-09
Status: Complete

AoStH. Some fascinations just cannot be curbed. Especially not in prison with no other way to pass the time. Scratch/Grounder. Set during "The Magnificent Sonic".

Mobian Laws Notwithstanding

2009-06-14T08:31:15-08:00

Author: Band8PGeek
Category: Sonic the Hedgehog
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Scratch/Grounder
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,724, Reviews: 0 Published: 6-14-09
Status: Complete

AoStH. It was almost inevitable that Scratch would find his compulsory study of the legal system fascinating in a kamikaze sort of way. But he’s not so keen on certain laws he is made to memorize because they hit a little bit close to home. Scrounder.

Now With 50 Percent More Family Conflict

2009-06-01T10:21:54-08:00

Author: Band8PGeek
Category: American Dad
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,577, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-1-09
Status: Complete

As Stan Smith once said, "A man kills what a man loves, before it weakens him". Aliens aren’t exempt from that rule either, especially not those torn between two of them. Roger/Smith het. Significant spoilers for subplot of "The Magnificent Steven".

It's The Little Things

2009-05-29T13:17:43-08:00

Author: Band8PGeek
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Squidward & Squilliam
Chapters: 39, Words: 9,146, Reviews: 64 Updated: 5-29-09 Published: 4-7-07
Status: In-Progress

2016 is a time of desolation, chaos and uncertainity... Well, OK, not quite, but it is a time of two married cephalopods and their fiesty young daughter. But heh, I take what I can get.

Drabble Me Confused

2009-05-06T08:53:40-08:00

Author: Band8PGeek
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 22, Words: 2,246, Reviews: 21 Updated: 5-6-09 Published: 12-26-08
Status: In-Progress

100-word portraits of life in Bikini Bottom, chance occurences and things that may or may not have happened. From angst to fluff, from pairings to canon.

Average

2009-05-04T11:42:29-08:00

Author: Band8PGeek
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/General
Pairing: OC
Chapters: 1, Words: 809, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-4-09
Status: In-Progress

In a world of wizards with powers that can annihilate God and witches with bosoms to match their brains, you tend to gain notoriety for having almost no remarkability whatsoever.

Thomas and the Clichés

2009-04-26T05:45:09-08:00

Author: Band8PGeek
Category: Thomas the Tank Engine
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 6,682, Reviews: 8 Updated: 4-26-09 Published: 3-6-08
Status: In-Progress

In which the television series 'Thomas And Friends' in recent times is summed up in a nutshell or five. For those who, as Smokin' Tacos put it, "harken back to the olden days, of when Emily was unheard of."

Don't Tell Me Because It Hurts

2008-12-29T02:45:25-08:00

Author: Band8PGeek
Category: Looney Tunes
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Angst
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,786, Reviews: 4 Updated: 12-29-08 Published: 12-15-08
Status: Complete

Duck Dodgers universe. Commander X-2 did not work his way up from nothing just to have his goal, his girl, his woman, ripped from him at the last second. It's enough to drive one crazy, isn't it?

Depressed Oppressed Obsessed

2008-12-25T11:53:30-08:00

Author: Band8PGeek
Category: Looney Tunes
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,210, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-25-08
Status: Complete

Duck Dodgers. A day-in-the-life of the Martian Commander...yet not, as even his obsession with his superior struggles to contain his ever decreasing state of mind. Freeform poem; hints of Marv/Queen.

After8

2008-12-24T01:56:01-08:00

Author: Band8PGeek
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Squidward & Mr. Krabs
Chapters: 1, Words: 693, Reviews: 7 Published: 12-24-08
Status: Complete

For once in his work-life, Squidward was overpaid. Slash. Title has nothing to do with it.

Overkill of a Musical Metaphor

2008-12-18T08:11:15-08:00

Author: Band8PGeek
Category: Looney Tunes
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,516, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-18-08
Status: Complete

Duck Dodgers. Even if we are to believe that life and music are one and the same, for how long can this metaphor be sustained before the core of the story is overridden? Not very. Some Marv/Dodgers...uh...smut? Would you call it smut?

Good Times, Good Times

2008-11-20T10:51:42-08:00

Author: Band8PGeek
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Squidward
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,251, Reviews: 6 Published: 11-20-08
Status: Complete

Squidward. 15. Charming man, but – let’s face it – insane. Insane over one girl, and hopefully her sweet sweet kisses… Rerelease.

No

2008-11-15T16:06:16-08:00

Author: Band8PGeek
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 371, Reviews: 6 Published: 11-15-08
Status: Complete

I'm not doing it. I can tell. I'm not.

I Got My Rock Moves

2008-11-06T11:31:18-08:00

Author: Band8PGeek
Crossover: SpongeBob SquarePants and Homestar Runner
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Squilliam
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,757, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-6-08
Status: Complete

Two universes. Two guys. One motive. One love. Any questions? Homestar Runner/SpongeBob SquarePants crossover, 50 sentence drabbles. The crackest of crack-and-slash pairings.

Die Another Day

2008-11-06T11:11:30-08:00

Author: Band8PGeek
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Crime/Horror
Pairing: SpongeBob
Chapters: 8, Words: 9,777, Reviews: 24 Updated: 11-6-08 Published: 10-30-08
Status: Complete

Fun and games make for a good party. Beer and drugs make for a confusing party. Your guests being systematically murdered by a force of good gone wrong make for a bad party. Guess which kind he had. Rated for language and character death. COMPLETE.

Sun and Rain

2008-09-25T13:19:20-08:00

Author: Band8PGeek
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Poetry
Pairing: SpongeBob & Squidward
Chapters: 1, Words: 530, Reviews: 6 Published: 9-25-08
Status: Complete

Like the sun and rain, SpongeBob and Squidward couldn't be more different. Sponge-x-Squid poem, very fluffy. Fluff-freaks will enjoy; angst-lovers may not.

Carnival of Rust

2008-09-11T13:07:16-08:00

Author: Band8PGeek
Category: Sonic the Hedgehog
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy
Pairing: Scratch/Grounder
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,299, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-11-08
Status: Complete

Still, a distinct lack of hedgehog was the least of their problems now. For over the years, Scratch and Grounder had garnered a new enemy. Songfic to the song of the same name by Poets of the Fall. Based on TV series "Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog".

Feint

2008-07-17T13:34:59-08:00

Author: Band8PGeek
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Squilliam
Chapters: 1, Words: 498, Reviews: 7 Published: 7-17-08
Status: Complete

But that wasn’t why he fainted that night in the Bubble Bowl. Band Geeks spoilers.

Mary Who?

2008-05-23T01:51:55-08:00

Author: Band8PGeek
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Squidward & Mr. Krabs
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,243, Reviews: 5 Published: 5-23-08
Status: Complete

Squidward has to struggle to evacuate the number of Mary-Sues invading Bikini Bottom. But little does he know that these sponge/squirrel/squid creatures may, in a way, provide an advantage that he overlooked the first time.

It's Cold Out

2008-04-21T14:20:09-08:00

Author: Band8PGeek
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Horror
Pairing: Squidward
Chapters: 1, Words: 611, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-21-08
Status: Complete

One of Squidward's oldest and most-hated foes is back with a vengeance...but it's not who you'd expect with a summary like that. Welcome to claustrophobia.

Parking Fee

2008-04-14T09:47:42-08:00

Author: Band8PGeek
Category: High School Musical
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Crime
Pairing: Troy B. & Gabriella M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 308, Reviews: 11 Published: 4-14-08
Status: Complete

A parody of ‘Breaking Free’ from High School Musical. Funny, that.

Please?

2008-04-13T13:20:35-08:00

Author: Band8PGeek
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: SpongeBob & Squidward
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,409, Reviews: 7 Published: 4-13-08
Status: Complete

SpongeBob's inane attempts to get Squidward to lend him his toothbrush. Somewhat random.

Bigger Fish to Fry

2008-04-02T12:57:59-08:00

Author: Band8PGeek
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: SpongeBob & Squidward
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,427, Reviews: 6 Updated: 4-2-08 Published: 3-30-08
Status: Complete

SpongeBob and Squidward were both too much in love to care about the little things that bugged them. They both had bigger fish to fry. Crack twoshot.

Son Of The Cramp

2008-03-30T05:53:59-08:00

Author: Band8PGeek
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Squilliam & Squidward
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,111, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-30-08
Status: Complete

Squilliam Fancyson likes to think he’s up with the trends. But being fashionable isn’t everything – the successor to The Cramp taught him that the hard way. One-shot Squidill. Slimy Dancing spoilers.

Not Chop, Slap

2008-03-30T05:43:59-08:00

Author: Band8PGeek
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 3, Words: 6,153, Reviews: 9 Updated: 3-30-08 Published: 9-23-06
Status: In-Progress

“Slap, karate chop, what's the difference? Some kids still make out with a pillow.” Random little dialogueorientated but lengthy oneshots. Crack pairings inside. Dedicated to tootierulez.

Too Much Love Will Kill You

2008-01-02T13:21:29-08:00

Author: Band8PGeek
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 469, Reviews: 6 Published: 1-2-08
Status: In-Progress

Torn between the lover and the love you leave behind. Prologue up. Dedicated to WLiiAfanatic. This WILL continue.

Bad Dream Believer

2008-01-01T12:26:37-08:00

Author: Band8PGeek
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: SpongeBob & Squidward
Chapters: 1, Words: 643, Reviews: 4 Published: 1-1-08
Status: Complete

You can run but you can't hide, when dreams and reality collide. Oneshot. SBxSquid.

Then Suddenly Something Changes

2007-12-21T08:06:57-08:00

Author: Band8PGeek
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Romance
Pairing: Squilliam & Squidward
Chapters: 1, Words: 291, Reviews: 6 Published: 12-21-07
Status: Complete

Love has a habit of hitting you like a ton of bricks. SquidSquill. Squill's POV. Dedicated to Marih Dimitri and other supporters.

Shut Up

2007-12-06T00:10:29-08:00

Author: Band8PGeek
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Squidward & SpongeBob
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,010, Reviews: 18 Updated: 12-6-07 Published: 10-15-06
Status: Complete

Full title: “Shut Up, A Unique Take on Kisses, Conversations and Other Misnomers”. Twoshot. Slight Sponge x Squid.

Snoward

2007-12-04T12:27:29-08:00

Author: Band8PGeek
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Pairing: Squidward
Chapters: 1, Words: 444, Reviews: 2 Published: 12-4-07
Status: Complete

My fave couple's first Christmas together... and naturally it doesn't end well for one of the cephalopods.

ToTell

2007-12-03T23:39:11-08:00

Author: Band8PGeek
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Squilliam & Squidward
Chapters: 1, Words: 213, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-3-07
Status: Complete

Squilliam Returns spoilers. To tell the horrible sad truth, or to spin a story? That, in Squilliam's case, is the question.

Don't Kill Me For No Title

2007-11-17T01:45:04-08:00

Author: Band8PGeek
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 847, Reviews: 5 Published: 11-17-07
Status: Complete

AU. School trip plus mind control equals chaos concerning two certain aqua calamari. Oneshot. Forced slash, if one knows what one means.

Screwing Your Mind Up

2007-11-03T16:51:43-08:00

Author: Band8PGeek
Category: Powerpuff Girls
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Blossom & Mojo Jojo
Chapters: 1, Words: 542, Reviews: 7 Published: 11-3-07
Status: Complete

She'd openly defied him, and he hadn't made her suffer the consequences. MojoBlossom. Please shoot me.

Two Months Later

2007-07-22T00:13:04-08:00

Author: Band8PGeek
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Sandy & Squidward
Chapters: 1, Words: 527, Reviews: 6 Published: 7-22-07
Status: Complete

When is an Eskimo Kiss not an Eskimo Kiss? Oneshot.

They Grow Up So Fast

2007-05-20T10:05:05-08:00

Author: Band8PGeek
Category: Dexter's Laboratory
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 533, Reviews: 7 Published: 5-20-07
Status: Complete

Maybe Mom and Dad knew of Dexter’s increasing maturity, and felt they could trust him in situations like this. But how situations like this can change, with a small revelation. Oneshot.

Missing You

2007-04-01T06:45:22-08:00

Author: Band8PGeek
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Friendship
Pairing: Squidward & SpongeBob
Chapters: 1, Words: 492, Reviews: 19 Updated: 4-1-07 Published: 8-27-06
Status: In-Progress

He could deny it no longer. He missed him. I will continue this one day. You just gotta give it time.

Title Hidden

2007-03-06T12:47:52-08:00

Author: Band8PGeek
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Pairing: SpongeBob & Squidward
Chapters: 1, Words: 506, Reviews: 8 Published: 3-6-07
Status: Complete

Rage, fury, domination, humiliation, small tendancies of hypnosis. In short, just a typical smut.

When Someone Is In Love

2007-02-18T11:16:45-08:00

Author: Band8PGeek
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Romance
Pairing: Squidward
Chapters: 1, Words: 857, Reviews: 8 Published: 2-18-07
Status: Complete

What can they say? What can they do? One shot. Again, the pairing may surprise you.

History

2006-12-31T13:18:03-08:00

Author: Band8PGeek
Category: Misc. Tv Shows
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Friendship/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 626, Reviews: 0 Published: 12-31-06
Status: Complete

[The Sooty Show] If history says it, we go along with it. But what about what history doesn’t tell us? Oneshot. SlAsh.

Present

2006-12-25T12:54:21-08:00

Author: Band8PGeek
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Mr. Krabs & Squidward
Chapters: 1, Words: 196, Reviews: 8 Published: 12-25-06
Status: Complete

Eugene Krabs has an odd taste in Christmas gifts. SquidKrabs.

LastMinute Letter

2006-12-25T12:40:23-08:00

Author: Band8PGeek
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Family
Pairing: Gary
Chapters: 1, Words: 532, Reviews: 6 Published: 12-25-06
Status: Complete

A letter Gary might write to “Rudolph” on Christmas Eve. Oneshot. Small Christmas Who spoilers.

Is He To Know?

2006-12-13T10:40:24-08:00

Author: Band8PGeek
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 324, Reviews: 10 Published: 12-13-06
Status: Complete

This isn’t your typical poetry. And it ain’t your typical slash either. Let’s put it that way and leave it at that. Read with an open mind. Or try to.

Poko Sala ‘Love’?

2006-10-08T10:29:09-08:00

Author: Band8PGeek
Category: SpongeBob SquarePants
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 776, Reviews: 6 Published: 10-8-06
Status: Complete

Nobody knows everything, much less a caveman, even if he can speak the language. Here we follow but a minute of “taila foo” Squog’s internal struggle to come to terms with what “love” is.

It Wouldn't Be So Bad

2006-06-28T23:47:57-08:00

Author: Band8PGeek
Category: Misc. Games
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 571, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-28-06
Status: Complete

English translation of the song of the same name as heard in Sims 2: Open for Business. Written back when I thought that Sims 2 songs were made up on the spot and weren't just Simlish versions of obscure numbers.

Scream

2006-06-26T13:32:53-08:00

Author: Band8PGeek
Category: Simpsons
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,062, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-26-06
Status: Complete

A simple mislaid legend sets Homer, Barney and Lenny on the road to superstition, horror, tragedy and death. Written when I was "12 and insane". Look at it; there may be some life left in it. Pardon the pun.