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Memento Mori

2008-03-03T20:34:13-08:00

Author: vampirepenguin
Category: Mass Effect
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 633, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-3-08
Status: Complete

Something so beautiful should not fall forgotten. An asari Matriarch's death, from an outsider's point of view.

The Morning After

2007-10-25T08:11:06-08:00

Author: vampirepenguin
Category: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 624, Reviews: 14 Published: 10-25-07
Status: Complete

It's Saturday, and he just slept with Gokudera Hayato. [shameless YamamotoGokudera fluff, no spoilers]

Desert Sunrise

2007-10-25T07:57:26-08:00

Author: vampirepenguin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Kankuro & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,149, Reviews: 8 Published: 10-25-07
Status: Complete

Sakura doesn't know if she likes Suna, and she certainly doesn't pretend to understand it. [oneshot, gennish KankurouSakura, request]

Messenger Duty

2007-09-11T06:53:01-08:00

Author: vampirepenguin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Temari & Kankuro
Chapters: 1, Words: 492, Reviews: 7 Published: 9-11-07
Status: Complete

Temari's brothers have their own opinion on her personal life. Not that it matters: she does as she likes, as always. [oneshot, ridiculously short, implied ShikamaruTemari]

A Fair Fight

2007-09-08T08:19:10-08:00

Author: vampirepenguin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Tenten & Kankuro
Chapters: 1, Words: 639, Reviews: 5 Published: 9-8-07
Status: Complete

Tenten doesn't mind fighting dirty if she has to, but she prefers an even match. [oneshot, KankurouTenten]

Lazy Laugh and a RedWhite Shirt

2007-09-08T08:02:26-08:00

Author: vampirepenguin
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Reno
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,571, Reviews: 6 Published: 9-8-07
Status: Complete

Being a Turk's got nothing to do with belief. Fifty sentences on Reno. Game and movieverse, 'ware spoilers. [rated for language and violence, title from Franz Ferdinand's 'The Fallen']

Growing Up

2007-01-12T10:32:01-08:00

Author: vampirepenguin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Asuma S. & Shikamaru N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,570, Reviews: 9 Published: 1-12-07
Status: Complete

Team Ten has a new goal to meet. [oneshot, gen, SPOILERS for 328 on]

The Game

2006-11-18T16:19:05-08:00

Author: vampirepenguin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Temari & Shikamaru N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 919, Reviews: 9 Published: 11-18-06
Status: Complete

It's not whether you win or lose... [fluff, NejiShikamaruTemari OT3, no spoilers]

Lessons in Turking

2006-11-08T21:32:25-08:00

Author: vampirepenguin
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Pairing: Reno & Rude
Chapters: 1, Words: 579, Reviews: 7 Published: 11-8-06
Status: Complete

Tseng and Elena have a few choice bits of advice for their former captors. Reno's just passing it along. [post AC, rated for language and violence]

Before the Storm

2006-10-26T17:08:24-08:00

Author: vampirepenguin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Asuma S. & Kurenai Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 698, Reviews: 45 Published: 10-26-06
Status: Complete

It's always like this, something familiar and comforting and easy, something with no words spoken, no uncertainties exchanged. [AsumaKurenai, oneshot, no spoilers]

Fair Trade

2006-10-02T19:40:00-08:00

Author: vampirepenguin
Category: One Piece
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 557, Reviews: 16 Published: 10-2-06
Status: Complete

Just an arm. Just a hat. Just a kid. [Shanks gen]

Of Goats and Explosives

2006-09-18T20:19:59-08:00

Author: vampirepenguin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Temari & Shikamaru N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 457, Reviews: 26 Published: 9-18-06
Status: Complete

He hasn’t had short hair since he can remember. And now that damn Temari is hacking it off left and right. [ShikamaruTemari, light crack]

A Friendly Spar

2006-09-13T08:38:07-08:00

Author: vampirepenguin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Temari & Neji H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 663, Reviews: 19 Published: 9-13-06
Status: Complete

Temari likes it better when the odds are against her. It makes victory sweeter in the end, she thinks. [TemariNeji, oneshot]

Learning to Breathe

2006-09-07T13:13:58-08:00

Author: vampirepenguin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Tragedy
Pairing: Sakura H. & Ino Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,149, Reviews: 8 Published: 9-7-06
Status: Complete

Some things, you can't heal. Sakura knows this. [InoSakura, mild ShikamaruTemari][winner of challenge 3 on the LJ comm pigxforehead]

Blood and Lavender

2006-09-02T10:23:15-08:00

Author: vampirepenguin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Shikamaru N. & Tenten
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,136, Reviews: 15 Published: 9-2-06
Status: Complete

Flowers don't belong on a battlefield, he'd told her, and she'd smacked him. [oneshot, ShikamaruIno]

Rainy Night

2006-08-29T22:00:17-08:00

Author: vampirepenguin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Ino Y. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 712, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-29-06
Status: Complete

He's not coming back, is he. [mid timeskip InoSakura]

Problematic

2006-08-27T11:38:42-08:00

Author: vampirepenguin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Tenten & Neji H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 642, Reviews: 45 Published: 8-27-06
Status: Complete

Tenten is usually quite good at being patient. [NejiTenten]

Fragments

2006-08-25T13:20:00-08:00

Author: vampirepenguin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Obito U. & Rin
Chapters: 1, Words: 763, Reviews: 17 Published: 8-25-06
Status: Complete

Tobi doesn't remember much. [oneshot, probably AU]

Counting the Days

2006-08-23T11:56:24-08:00

Author: vampirepenguin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Neji H. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 581, Reviews: 6 Published: 8-23-06
Status: Complete

Neji has a tendency to think of things in terms of numbers. [oneshot, slight NarutoNeji]

Fifth

2006-08-19T20:46:02-08:00

Author: vampirepenguin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Tsunade S. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,052, Reviews: 10 Published: 8-19-06
Status: Complete

Tsunade is not a hero. She is a leader and a healer, but she is not a hero. [loose prequel to Sixth, ShikamaruSakura, oneshot]

First Kill

2006-08-15T22:18:07-08:00

Author: vampirepenguin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Chouji A. & Shikamaru N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 494, Reviews: 6 Published: 8-15-06
Status: Complete

Chouji, Shikamaru. A field, a bag of chips, and a first kill. [oneshot, gen]

A Simple Gift

2006-08-12T07:30:19-08:00

Author: vampirepenguin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Gaara & Kankuro
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,195, Reviews: 12 Published: 8-12-06
Status: Complete

Kankurou, Gaara, and a birthday present. [gen, oneshot, Kankuroucentric]

Simple

2006-07-31T07:18:05-08:00

Author: vampirepenguin
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 385, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-31-06
Status: Complete

Noa dances. [request, postmovie, light HeiNoa]

Aftermath

2006-07-26T10:39:27-08:00

Author: vampirepenguin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Asuma S. & Kurenai Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 495, Reviews: 20 Published: 7-26-06
Status: Complete

In the aftermath of the chuunin exams, Asuma makes a decision. [AsumaKurenai, oneshot]

Shatter

2006-07-23T11:06:13-08:00

Author: vampirepenguin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Tragedy
Pairing: Iruka U. & Kakashi H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 937, Reviews: 9 Published: 7-23-06
Status: Complete

In which Kakashi dies, and there are consequences. [implied KakashiIruka, Irukacentric with side of Team Seven]

Sacrifice

2006-07-21T06:31:28-08:00

Author: vampirepenguin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Tragedy
Pairing: Shikamaru N. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,003, Reviews: 25 Published: 7-21-06
Status: Complete

Sasuke is the strongest opponent Shikamaru's ever gone up against. [oneshot]

Waiting

2006-07-17T08:05:49-08:00

Author: vampirepenguin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Asuma S. & Kurenai Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 676, Reviews: 9 Published: 7-17-06
Status: Complete

The jounin senseis of the Rookie Nine wait for their teams. [oneshot, written for kilerkki]

Full Circle

2006-07-06T22:49:40-08:00

Author: vampirepenguin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/Romance
Pairing: Shikamaru N. & Temari
Chapters: 1, Words: 911, Reviews: 16 Published: 7-6-06
Status: Complete

This is not a love story with ninjas. This is ninjas, who just happen to have a love story. [oneshot, ShikamaruTemari]

Debates on the Subject of Jealousy

2006-06-26T20:43:21-08:00

Author: vampirepenguin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Shikamaru N. & Temari
Chapters: 1, Words: 875, Reviews: 9 Published: 6-26-06
Status: Complete

Ficlet in which I cheerfully stomp on the InoShikamaruTemari triangle. Rated for gropeage and kissing. [ShikamaruTemari, InoSakura]

Seals or Cages

2006-06-22T19:30:17-08:00

Author: vampirepenguin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Genma S. & Hayate G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,216, Reviews: 13 Published: 6-22-06
Status: Complete

Even a caged bird, if it's clever, will try to open the cage with its beak, never giving up its desire to fly freely. Genma remembers.

Some Kind of Balance

2006-06-18T21:08:36-08:00

Author: vampirepenguin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Anko M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,144, Reviews: 10 Published: 6-18-06
Status: Complete

They're her balance. It's all she has, all she needs. [oneshot, threesome, IzumoAnkoKotetsu]

Dream Come True

2006-06-12T19:02:12-08:00

Author: vampirepenguin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Romance
Pairing: Shikamaru N. & Temari
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,492, Reviews: 18 Published: 6-12-06
Status: Complete

Everything turned out the way he'd planned, years ago. [oneshot, futurefic, ShikamaruTemari]

Sleeping Beauty

2006-06-08T20:12:56-08:00

Author: vampirepenguin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Tragedy
Pairing: Ino Y. & Shikamaru N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 956, Reviews: 13 Published: 6-8-06
Status: Complete

They never thought Ino would be the first of them to go. A possible future for team ten. [oneshot, gen]

Loss

2006-05-31T18:51:40-08:00

Author: vampirepenguin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 741, Reviews: 6 Published: 5-31-06
Status: Complete

Naruto is thinking. An activity to which, some would be quick to point out, he is unaccustomed. [oneshot, post Valley of the End, BYOS]

Starlight and Logic

2006-05-29T10:54:49-08:00

Author: vampirepenguin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Naruto U. & Shikamaru N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,913, Reviews: 16 Published: 5-29-06
Status: Complete

People will surprise you sometimes. After Shikamaru's first mission as team leader, he and Naruto have a little talk. [loose sequel to Hidden in Plain Sight]

Hidden in Plain Sight

2006-05-27T21:13:03-08:00

Author: vampirepenguin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Shikamaru N. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 890, Reviews: 12 Published: 5-27-06
Status: Complete

Shikamaru figures it out. [set during Chuunin finals, spoilers for aforementioned]

Troublesome

2006-05-27T20:50:35-08:00

Author: vampirepenguin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Sakura H. & Shikamaru N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 542, Reviews: 5 Published: 5-27-06
Status: Complete

Shikamaru facilitated InoSakura. That's about it, really... [oneshot, twt]

Strength

2006-05-19T10:17:47-08:00

Author: vampirepenguin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Horror
Pairing: Kin T. & Kabuto Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 496, Reviews: 15 Published: 5-19-06
Status: Complete

Kin is strong, and that's why she doesn't scream or run away. [minor spoilers for What Happens After The Chuunin Finals]

Sixth

2006-05-11T20:05:26-08:00

Author: vampirepenguin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Shikamaru N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 870, Reviews: 23 Published: 5-11-06
Status: Complete

In essence, the Sixth Hokage is not Uzumaki Naruto, and he’s acutely aware of the fact. [futurefic, gen]

Hyuuga Eyes

2006-05-05T15:13:16-08:00

Author: vampirepenguin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Tragedy
Pairing: Neji H. & Shikamaru N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 871, Reviews: 20 Published: 5-5-06
Status: Complete

Haruno Sakura, Nara Shikamaru, and Hyuuga Neji are sent on a mission one day. Things go downhill from there. Oneshotty, AU

Of Faith

2006-05-05T14:59:54-08:00

Author: vampirepenguin
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 803, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-5-06
Status: Complete

[Companion piece to Of War] Malak's POV on life, the universe, and everything. Well, no, not really, but close enough. oneshot

Of War

2006-05-05T14:52:54-08:00

Author: vampirepenguin
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 940, Reviews: 0 Published: 5-5-06
Status: Complete

Revan: a Warsera character sketch. Preevil, obviously, but he's getting there... oneshot