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You Can Have Me However You Like, Sir

2009-11-05T06:40:24-08:00

Author: ilytrinamarealikewhoa
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,797, Reviews: 11 Published: 11-5-09
Status: Complete

Harry is Draco Malfoy’s newest assistant at Chic & Style, and has had a severe crush on him for years now. Can he get over it to actually get the job done? Or will he be doomed to suffer from it for as long as he works under him?

Auld Lang Syne

2009-11-03T13:50:00-08:00

Author: ilytrinamarealikewhoa
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 14, Words: 36,583, Reviews: 197 Updated: 11-3-09 Published: 8-6-07
Status: In-Progress

“But, Sevvie,” Draco whined from behind me, and I could tell he was pouting, “he’s just so wonderful, I want to go parade him around, I want everyone to know that he’s mine, and only mine.” Oh yes, I liked possessive Draco, I liked him very much.

Marital Bliss Or Maybe Not

2009-08-11T01:51:34-08:00

Author: ilytrinamarealikewhoa
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 8, Words: 12,634, Reviews: 167 Updated: 8-11-09 Published: 4-16-08
Status: In-Progress

In order to save their son from a worse fate, the Malfoys marry their son off to Harry Potter six months after his birth. Draco and Harry don't know it however, until 17 years later. DMHP MPreg. Bottom!Harry

Take Me to the Dance?

2009-08-04T22:18:20-08:00

Author: ilytrinamarealikewhoa
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Fred W. & George W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 478, Reviews: 7 Published: 8-4-09
Status: Complete

George wants to go to the dance with Fred. Fred wants to go with…? Fred/George slash!

How to Get a Boy to Know You Like Him

2009-06-12T11:07:58-08:00

Author: ilytrinamarealikewhoa
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,979, Reviews: 15 Published: 6-12-09
Status: Complete

My hd-smoochfest lj fic - the reveal was just posted a few days ago! I'm finally getting to post it here, so please, show me some love! Hahaha XD Love you all! Draco/Harry bottom!Harry!

Summertime Summertime

2009-05-30T10:33:27-08:00

Author: ilytrinamarealikewhoa
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 361, Reviews: 6 Published: 5-30-09
Status: Complete

Draco and Harry in their post-sexin’ with funny results, to them at least. ;

The Ugly Duckling Syndrome

2009-04-21T12:12:36-08:00

Author: ilytrinamarealikewhoa
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,477, Reviews: 15 Published: 4-21-09
Status: Complete

Harry Potter works at the Ministry of Magic on the Accidental Magic Reversal Squad with Draco Malfoy, who had turned out to be a surprisingly good friend. Harry’s been getting gifts from an anonymous sender for the past two weeks cont. DMHP Bottom!Harry

Made With Love

2008-12-20T21:26:03-08:00

Author: ilytrinamarealikewhoa
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 854, Reviews: 6 Published: 12-20-08
Status: Complete

Harry and Draco have been married for about twenty years, making them therefore about forty years old. They already have two kids, Adrian and Cadence, and have one more on the way. Auror!Draco Draco/Harry Bottom!Harry

Draco and Harry Secretly Want to Make Out

2008-12-10T21:51:22-08:00

Author: ilytrinamarealikewhoa
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,392, Reviews: 20 Published: 12-10-08
Status: Complete

Based on the song "Draco and Harry Secretly Want to Make Out" by the Wizard Rock band The Whomping Willows. DMHP! Slash! Please review. ;D Bottom!Harry

GreenEyed Monster

2008-11-01T12:57:49-08:00

Author: ilytrinamarealikewhoa
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,334, Reviews: 13 Published: 11-1-08
Status: Complete

Harry and Draco go to a restaurant for a Halloween dinner, where the waiter shamelessly flirts with Draco, blatantly ignoring Harry, who is sitting right across the table from him, and Draco flirts back. JealousBottom!Harry

Just a Little TLC

2008-07-30T12:48:37-08:00

Author: ilytrinamarealikewhoa
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,508, Reviews: 13 Published: 7-30-08
Status: Complete

PostWar. Harry dances in the rain and ends up getting a cold. Draco decides he doesn’t really mind a Sick!Harry, and in fact finds his sniffles and sneezes endearing and cute. He decides he needs a little TLC. Draco/Harry Bottom!Harry

Drunkenness Can Get You In Trouble

2008-07-18T11:28:47-08:00

Author: ilytrinamarealikewhoa
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,214, Reviews: 16 Published: 7-18-08
Status: Complete

Harry catches a drunk Malfoy in the halls one night, who reveals something he maybe shouldn't have. How does Harry take this news, and what happens when the next morning, Draco finds himself in Gryffindor Tower, with a hangover... cont.

Paraskavedekatriaphobia

2008-06-13T08:43:07-08:00

Author: ilytrinamarealikewhoa
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,021, Reviews: 14 Published: 6-13-08
Status: Complete

It's Friday the 13th! What kinds of bad things can happen to wizards on this day, one known for being the bad luck day...? Especially when Snape has them make luck potions. DMHP Oneshot. Bottom!Harry

The Edge of Seventeen

2008-06-06T00:38:45-08:00

Author: ilytrinamarealikewhoa
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,344, Reviews: 16 Published: 6-6-08
Status: Complete

It’s Draco’s seventeenth birthday! And what more could he ask for than… Harry Potter in his room unannounced? We’ll see what Draco makes of this. Looks like Hermione and Ron have set them up! DMHP Oneshot. Bottom!Harry

Who Needs Air

2008-04-10T20:07:30-08:00

Author: ilytrinamarealikewhoa
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 13,164, Reviews: 21 Published: 4-10-08
Status: Complete

It was sickening, and Harry hated it. Hated that someone could have such an effect on him without even trying, hated that he felt this way about someone when nothing had even ever happened between them. Disgusting. It was like the blond was a disease.HPDM

Beyond the Claiming

2008-04-10T18:52:22-08:00

Author: ilytrinamarealikewhoa
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,284, Reviews: 16 Published: 4-10-08
Status: Complete

Draco and Harry tell the story of how they got together. All because of Seamus' matchmaker antics. DMHP Slash. Oneshot, complete. Review! Bottom!Harry

Of Syrup and Great Halls

2008-02-09T18:33:00-08:00

Author: ilytrinamarealikewhoa
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,105, Reviews: 22 Published: 2-9-08
Status: Complete

Harry and Draco come out about their relationship during breakfast one day. Oneshot. Sequel to "Of Alcoves and Dirty Deeds." DMHP Bottom!Harry

Of Alcoves and Dirty Deeds

2008-02-07T05:05:56-08:00

Author: ilytrinamarealikewhoa
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,356, Reviews: 13 Published: 2-7-08
Status: Complete

Harry and Draco meet one night in an alcove and lovin' ensues. Prequel to "Of Syrup and Great Halls." Oneshot! DMHP Bottom!Harry

Pitter Patter Potter's

2008-01-11T20:05:13-08:00

Author: ilytrinamarealikewhoa
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 596, Reviews: 16 Published: 1-11-08
Status: Complete

Harry’s upset. He decides to take his angers out on his boyfriend. DMHP Bottom!Harry Mpreg.

Spell It Out

2008-01-06T12:38:57-08:00

Author: ilytrinamarealikewhoa
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,755, Reviews: 21 Published: 1-6-08
Status: Complete

Harry saves Draco Malfoy from Pansy Parkinson one day, by doing something totally unexpected, something highly unplanned. What will Draco’s reaction to this be? DMHP Bottom!Harry

Candy Canes are Aphrodisiacs?

2007-12-26T14:52:34-08:00

Author: ilytrinamarealikewhoa
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,686, Reviews: 24 Published: 12-26-07
Status: Complete

Well if you're Draco Malfoy they are... DMHP bottom!Harry/top!Draco

My Christmas Wish, Love Draco

2007-12-22T18:16:32-08:00

Author: ilytrinamarealikewhoa
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 890, Reviews: 18 Published: 12-22-07
Status: Complete

Draco wants nothing more than just one thing for Christmas, something that would make it perfect: Harry Potter. He writes a letter to Santa, but never actually sends it. Who but Harry would find it! DMHP Bottom!Harry

The Claiming of a One Harry Potter

2007-12-10T21:51:04-08:00

Author: ilytrinamarealikewhoa
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,332, Reviews: 28 Published: 12-10-07
Status: Complete

Harry gets a hickey on his neck, and Ron isn't as imperceptive as he seems. DMHP Oneshot. Bottom!Harry

Just One Look is All it Takes

2007-10-10T14:27:55-08:00

Author: ilytrinamarealikewhoa
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,865, Reviews: 12 Published: 10-10-07
Status: Complete

Harry sees Draco watching him one day, and from that day forward… everything changes. Draco/Harry Bottom!Harry

When September Ends

2007-09-27T17:00:19-08:00

Author: ilytrinamarealikewhoa
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,124, Reviews: 14 Published: 9-27-07
Status: Complete

Songfic to “Wake Me Up When September Ends” by Green Day. Harry, who was in love with Draco and who loved him back, dies in the war with Voldemort and about a month later Draco finally grieves his death. DMHP Oneshot. Bottom!Harry

His Lips Caught My Fall

2007-07-31T23:43:59-08:00

Author: ilytrinamarealikewhoa
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,473, Reviews: 47 Updated: 7-31-07 Published: 7-27-07
Status: In-Progress

After Potions class one day, when Draco “trips” Harry, he falls on top of his victim and kisses him. Ever heard the saying “Did you trip and her lips caught your fall?” Well… switch the ‘her’ to him’ and there ya have it. Bottom!Harry

Thanks For the Memories

2007-07-15T10:37:04-08:00

Author: ilytrinamarealikewhoa
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 11, Words: 20,625, Reviews: 160 Updated: 7-15-07 Published: 4-6-07
Status: In-Progress

ON INDEFINITE HIATUS AU story... Bella and Emmett have been together for about two years now, but could Emmett be rethinking their relationship and wanting someone else, aka Rosalie Hale, who is dating Edward Masen? What will Bella do now? Chapter 8 up n

Edward's Very HumanLike Birthday

2007-06-20T16:48:12-08:00

Author: ilytrinamarealikewhoa
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,341, Reviews: 43 Published: 6-20-07
Status: Complete

It's Edward's birthday! Woot woot! Sure, the rest of the family gets Edward presents, but... what will Bella get for him? And why is Edward acting so strange?

Carlisle's Father's Day Experience

2007-06-17T03:22:27-08:00

Author: ilytrinamarealikewhoa
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,263, Reviews: 36 Published: 6-17-07
Status: Complete

It's Father's Day...! Of course Bella gets her own father, Charlie, something, but... what will she get for Carlisle...? Read to find out! R&R please...!

Hope For a New Love

2007-03-02T10:14:18-08:00

Author: ilytrinamarealikewhoa
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 26, Words: 44,099, Reviews: 254 Updated: 3-2-07 Published: 6-15-06
Status: Complete

Edward comes back and sees Bella with someone else, someone he never thought she would be with...R&R please! post Twilight NOW COMPLETE! FAQ and PLAYLIST now posted, along with last chapter!

Graduation, Love, and Many Changes

2006-06-12T18:06:58-08:00

Author: ilytrinamarealikewhoa
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Supernatural
Chapters: 7, Words: 13,455, Reviews: 58 Updated: 6-12-06 Published: 5-15-06
Status: Complete

at graduation, where something HUGE happens...will Bella be changed or not? R&R please! first fanfic!