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BatfFlash Secret Santa

2012-02-28T23:50:28-08:00

Author: go.suck.on.a.lemon
Justice League
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Drama
Bruce W./Batman & Wally W./Flash
Chapters: 1, Words: 338, Reviews: 1, Complete

A piece I put together as a secret Santa gift. Bruce has had an unspeakable night. Wally comes to check on him.

A Gunny in Time

2011-12-28T23:03:30-08:00

Author: go.suck.on.a.lemon
Justice League
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Bruce W./Batman & Wally W./Flash
Chapters: 1, Words: 204, Reviews: 5, Complete

Once again I used a random generator. Once again I am amazed at the crack produced. I'm afraid this defies summary.

An Ecliptic Day to Waterproof

2011-12-28T23:02:04-08:00

Author: go.suck.on.a.lemon
Justice League
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Bruce W./Batman & Wally W./Flash
Chapters: 1, Words: 289, Reviews: 2, Complete

Another piece of randomly generated crack. Enjoy?

The Tight Terror of the Snow

2011-12-28T23:00:24-08:00

Author: go.suck.on.a.lemon
Justice League
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Bruce W./Batman & Wally W./Flash
Chapters: 1, Words: 409, Reviews: 0, Complete

I tried a random fic generator, and suddenly life got much, much, much better. Or I went crazier. One of the two.

YJ Madlib

2011-12-28T22:57:21-08:00

Author: go.suck.on.a.lemon
Young Justice
English, Rated: K
Adventure/Humor
Wally W./Kid Flash & Bruce W./Batman
Chapters: 1, Words: 288, Reviews: 1, Complete

Crack. Madlib crack from DA. I think it's funny, but then again, I might have run mad while pulling it together.

Abby and Gibbs by William Shakespeare

2011-12-28T22:54:53-08:00

Author: go.suck.on.a.lemon
NCIS
English, Rated: K
Romance/Humor
Abby S. & Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Chapters: 1, Words: 252, Reviews: 1, Complete

A Fanfiction generator ran away with my sanity. This was the result.

Mistletoe

2011-12-28T22:52:56-08:00

Author: go.suck.on.a.lemon
Supernatural
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Dean W. & Castiel
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,117, Reviews: 5, Complete

A Christmas fic I wrote for destiel Secret Santa. Fluffy fluff of the fluffiest sort.

A Bout in Time

2011-12-28T22:50:55-08:00

Author: go.suck.on.a.lemon
Spider-Man and Firefly
English, Rated: M
Romance/Humor
Mary Jane W. & Jayne
Chapters: 1, Words: 198, Reviews: 2, Complete

Utter crack of the worst variety. Basically a madlib that went, well, odd.

Physical Activity

2009-09-01T00:04:30-08:00

Author: go.suck.on.a.lemon
Justice League
English, Rated: M
Romance/Humor
Bruce W./Batman & Wally W./Flash
Chapters: 5, Words: 4,792, Reviews: 36, In-Progress

Wally sees something he probably wasn't meant to. Featuring Bruce Wayne: YogaBat! Slash warning, don't like don't read.

Brush

2009-05-26T20:02:48-08:00

Author: go.suck.on.a.lemon
Bleach
English, Rated: K+
Angst/General
Ulquiorra & Orihime I.
Chapters: 1, Words: 198, Reviews: 0, Complete

Another amazing angelic and artistic tale told terrifically by my pally!

15 Themes

2009-05-26T14:47:23-08:00

Author: go.suck.on.a.lemon
Bleach
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Suì-Fēng & Yoruichi S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 922, Reviews: 4, Complete

Story by my friend: read, it, love it, review it!

Nosferatu

2009-05-26T14:44:53-08:00

Author: go.suck.on.a.lemon
Bleach
English, Rated: M
Romance/Humor
Yoruichi S. & Suì-Fēng
Chapters: 1, Words: 560, Reviews: 9, Complete

A marvelous tale by my marvelous pal.

Victory

2009-02-27T15:06:59-08:00

Author: go.suck.on.a.lemon
Bleach
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Humor
Yoruichi S. & Suì-Fēng
Chapters: 1, Words: 202, Reviews: 11, Complete

Yoruichi, Soi Fon, and some serious intensity. Intent intensity. The kind that hides behind fences, leaps into your path wearing a sparkly red cape and skintight orange spandex and proclaims, "Read me, for I am am intense!" *ahem* Written by my friend.

Nicknames

2009-02-27T15:04:11-08:00

Author: go.suck.on.a.lemon
Bleach
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Humor
Suì-Fēng & Yoruichi S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 612, Reviews: 10, Complete

Yoroichi and Soi Fon and nicknames. Another loverly piece from my friend.

What's Mine is Yours

2009-02-17T11:41:56-08:00

Author: go.suck.on.a.lemon
Bleach
English, Rated: T
Romance/Drama
Suì-Fēng & Yoruichi S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 526, Reviews: 6, Complete

Yet another marvelous piece by my dear pally! R&R

Well I'm Screwed

2009-02-13T22:44:05-08:00

Author: go.suck.on.a.lemon
Bleach
English, Rated: T
Humor
Suì-Fēng & Yoruichi S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 12,431, Reviews: 10, Complete

Fic by my friend, posted here due to her lack of account. Loverly, if lengthy, piece!

Wouldn't be so bad

2009-02-13T22:42:15-08:00

Author: go.suck.on.a.lemon
Bleach
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Yoruichi S. & Suì-Fēng
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,952, Reviews: 11, Complete

Fic by my friend, posted here due to her lack of account. Marvy and tres tres interesting piece!

My Fair Lady

2009-02-13T22:40:19-08:00

Author: go.suck.on.a.lemon
Bleach
English, Rated: T
Romance
Yoruichi S. & Suì-Fēng
Chapters: 1, Words: 570, Reviews: 5, Complete

Fic by my friend, posted here due to her lack of account. Brillaint piece!

Feed Me!

2008-09-25T19:32:49-08:00

Author: go.suck.on.a.lemon
Stargate: Atlantis
English, Rated: K
Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 451, Reviews: 1, Complete

Crack!fic, sga meets Monty Python. You know you wanna...

The Doctor and Rose: Adventures in TVLand

2008-03-21T18:44:10-08:00

Author: go.suck.on.a.lemon
Doctor Who
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 4, Words: 6,169, Reviews: 36, In-Progress

The Doctor and Rose are sucked into the TV and visit all my favourite and least favourite TV shows. Yours too, if you request them. Some DoctorRose. Post Doomsday and reunion.

Cliche Spoof of HermioneisaVampireFics

2007-02-23T23:40:37-08:00

Author: go.suck.on.a.lemon
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Romance/Humor
Hermione G. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,395, Reviews: 27, Complete

A spoof of all the HermioneisaVampire fics I've seen lately. No disrespect intended, honestly, just laughs. Rating mainly just for safety, based on one line. Badly written on purpose, don't judge me based on just this fic.

Happy Valentines Day Dr Suess style

2007-02-13T23:32:21-08:00

Author: go.suck.on.a.lemon
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Romance/Humor
Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,028, Reviews: 14, Complete

Hermione recieves a poem from a secret admirer, blatant green eggs and ham rip off. M for safety, really depends how badly you take my meanings the worse the funnier.

Let's Make a Deal

2006-09-11T19:03:02-08:00

Author: go.suck.on.a.lemon
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Romance/Humor
Dolores U. & Argus F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,840, Reviews: 21, Complete

How Umbridge got Filch onto her side in OOTP. Not very graphic at all, slightly humorous, I think.

Wipe My Wand

2006-07-25T00:37:16-08:00

Author: go.suck.on.a.lemon
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Romance
Penelope C. & Gilderoy L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,112, Reviews: 15, Complete

Penelope goes to Lockhart and asks him to raise Percy's mark in return for her...services. PenelopeLockhart, PenelopePercy