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Cold Comfort, but Cheap at the Price

2008-03-21T13:07:09-08:00

Author: Ukyou Kuonji
Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei
English, Rated: T
Humor/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 983, Reviews: 19, Complete

Itoshiki-sensei, for all his despair, could take comfort in the fact that he is never alone, thanks to Matoi Tsunetsuki. On the other hand, she's not really that much help, especially with the ideas SHE comes up with...

Extended Play

2003-01-20T10:15:49-08:00

Author: Ukyou Kuonji
Here is Greenwood
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Drama
Chapters: 26, Words: 33,712, Reviews: 43, In-Progress

The classic Greenwood story: what if Hasukawa never figured out that Shun wasn't a girl? How long could Shun keep it up? Unfinished, but updated thru track 25

Computer Revolution

2002-12-20T12:17:52-08:00

Author: Ukyou Kuonji
Utena
English, Rated: K+
General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,751, Reviews: 5, In-Progress

An Utena/Chobits fusion. Utena Tenjou, along with her many other attributes, is quite skilled in the use of persocons. But she's never encountered a persocon quite like Anthy Himemiya. Rough draft.

When The Target Laughs

2002-12-06T10:41:19-08:00

Author: Ukyou Kuonji
Ranma
English, Rated: M
Horror
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,817, Reviews: 2, In-Progress

A fusion with Rumiko Takahashi's "Laughing Target," featuring Ukyou Kuonji in Asuza's role. She was made a promise, long ago, and now she's come to collect. And she's bringing powerful 'friends'... Revised, but unfinished.

Transplanted

2002-12-02T11:46:37-08:00

Author: Ukyou Kuonji
Utena
English, Rated: K
Parody/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,131, Reviews: 0, In-Progress

The first time I watched Shojou Kakumei Utena, it was late at late, I was tired and alone, and I fell asleep. And this is what happened from there...

She's Having My What?

2002-12-02T11:43:55-08:00

Author: Ukyou Kuonji
Ranma
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,158, Reviews: 8, In-Progress

A Ranma spamfic done back in 1999 after an FFML discussion about the likelihood of Shampoo-neko being, erm, assualted. More a conversation piece than a serious fic.

Ranma FiveHalves

2002-12-02T11:11:44-08:00

Author: Ukyou Kuonji
Ranma
English, Rated: T
General/Romance
Chapters: 3, Words: 18,002, Reviews: 5, In-Progress

A crossover with the SoftCel release _Rei_Rei_: Kaguya, the Missionary of Love, is pained by the terrible conflict of the Ranmaverse, and takes it upon herself to set things right. But has she bitten off more than she can chew? Unfinished

Juichigatsu no Hi, or November Fires

2002-11-23T14:30:25-08:00

Author: Ukyou Kuonji
Yokohama Kaidashi Kikou
English, Rated: K
General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,157, Reviews: 3, Complete

The seasons still change in the future; the grass withers as the air grows cold. Alpha prepares to build a fire for herself and whoever else may stop by her cafe tonight...

Physics 101

2002-10-22T10:14:36-08:00

Author: Ukyou Kuonji
Azumanga Daioh
English, Rated: K
General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,083, Reviews: 32, In-Progress

Would you believe it; Osaka is actually looking forward to classes this year! Maybe this is the year she figures out Chiyo-chan's secret!

WLiiA: Opening and Let's Make a Date

2001-11-13T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Ukyou Kuonji
Misc. Anime/Manga
English, Rated: T
Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,782, Reviews: 1, In-Progress

Pretty much self-explanitory: the Whose Line cast in the Dating Game parody, only all the potential bachelors are anime-related. Does this make guessing their identity easier? Also includes a commercial for... well, you just check it out.

Stranger...

2001-08-10T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Ukyou Kuonji
His and Her Circumstances
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,043, Reviews: 4, In-Progress

Miyazawa and Arima find themselves "Waiting for Tsubasa"; thing is, she actually shows up. But it's not her, exactly...

WLiiA: Jusenkyo HoeDown

2001-06-04T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Ukyou Kuonji
Ranma
English, Rated: K
Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 524, Reviews: 9, In-Progress

Another installment in the 'Whose Line Is It, Anime' series: another song, this time about the accursed Pools of Sorrow. Real funny, huh?

WLiiA: Giant Mecha Irish Drinking Song

2001-06-01T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Ukyou Kuonji
Evangelion
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 823, Reviews: 16, In-Progress

An excerpt from 'Whose Line Is It, Anime': it was meant for giant mecha in general, but tuned into Shinji's Lament somewhere along the way

Dame Fortune Laughs

2001-04-26T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Ukyou Kuonji
Oh My Goddess!
English, Rated: K+
General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,941, Reviews: 12, In-Progress

With Keiichi gone, Toshiyuki Aoshima thinks Fortune has smiled on him: now he has a chance at Belldandy!

Onion Tears

2001-04-25T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Ukyou Kuonji
Ranma
English, Rated: K+
General/Drama
Chapters: 4, Words: 26,223, Reviews: 12, In-Progress

The Ucchan discovers the Bayankala onion, and its mysterious properties

Standing in the Way

2001-04-25T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Ukyou Kuonji
Ranma
English, Rated: K+
General
Chapters: 6, Words: 19,846, Reviews: 17, In-Progress

Ukyou attempts to prevent Ranma from carrying out one of his oldest and most fateful promises...

Old Wives' Tale

2001-04-25T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Ukyou Kuonji
Ranma
English, Rated: M
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,414, Reviews: 5, In-Progress

A short, experimental piece written in the heat of a fever dream... what is the sound of one hand slapping? And is it *really* true what they say if you keep it up too long?

Chibi

2001-04-25T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Ukyou Kuonji
Oh My Goddess!
English, Rated: K+
General/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 796, Reviews: 5, In-Progress

How'd the Mini-Goddesses get stuck in 'mini' form, anyway? One scenario works out badly...

Late-Night TV

2001-04-25T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Ukyou Kuonji
Utena
English, Rated: K
Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 790, Reviews: 13, In-Progress

A one-hour challenge fic. A public service announcement from the LAST person who should be making 'em...

Floating Soul

2001-04-24T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Ukyou Kuonji
Ranma
English, Rated: K
Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,139, Reviews: 14, In-Progress

A typical day in the Ranmaverse, with a not-so-typical twist. Ranma gets a chance to walk a mile in a few other peoples shoes...

11-11, or Chronophobia

2001-04-24T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Ukyou Kuonji
Ranma
English, Rated: K+
General/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 586, Reviews: 7, In-Progress

There are not a lot of things that scare Ranma Saotome... but an offhand remark has just added to that list considerably...

Afterglow

2001-04-24T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Ukyou Kuonji
His and Her Circumstances
English, Rated: T
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,334, Reviews: 18, In-Progress

In the wake of the events of Episode 18 (Shin Ka), Miyazawa and Arima reflect on what they have done, and how they feel about it.

Claire de Lune

2001-04-24T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Ukyou Kuonji
Ranma
English, Rated: K+
General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,503, Reviews: 5, In-Progress

As the strains of Debussy's music waft through the air, the camera pans throughout Nerima. A relatively WAFF (warm and fuzzy feeling) story

Given & Taken Away

2001-04-24T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Ukyou Kuonji
Utena
English, Rated: K+
General/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 689, Reviews: 6, In-Progress

A story I posted anonymously to the r.a.a.c. some time back. You'd never think anime characters would exist in the real world, but just when you discover otherwise...

Season of the Comet

2001-04-24T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Ukyou Kuonji
Utena
English, Rated: K+
General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,867, Reviews: 2, In-Progress

The story of Comet Kanae, as told by its *real* discoverer.

Quickie

2001-04-24T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Ukyou Kuonji
Ranma
English, Rated: T
General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,246, Reviews: 5, In-Progress

A visit to a love hotel by two of the Ranmaverse... but you'll have to read on to see whom...

Mona Lisa

2001-04-24T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Ukyou Kuonji
Misc. Anime/Manga
English, Rated: T
Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,313, Reviews: 2, In-Progress

A Key the Metal Idol fanfiction. Key as pink zone pinup girl: what if Sakura hadn't rescued Key from Tamari's clutches? Who would protect Key now? Unfinished.

She Of The Black Rose

2001-04-24T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Ukyou Kuonji
Utena
English, Rated: K+
General
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,816, Reviews: 4, In-Progress

A crossover with Ranma 1/2. Did you know? Have you heard the news? There's a new student at Ohtori Academy... and roses are her calling card, too. Will she duel? Does she want the Power? Will she play by the rules? Unfinished

Video Girl? I?

2001-04-24T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Ukyou Kuonji
Video Girl Ai
English, Rated: K+
General
Chapters: 4, Words: 6,688, Reviews: 14, In-Progress

More Ranma than VGAi. Ukyou is chosen as a possible video girl... but why would she be chosen? And why would she accept? Unfinished

Hope Fails

2000-06-01T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Ukyou Kuonji
Evangelion
English, Rated: K+
Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 660, Reviews: 11, In-Progress

It's not easy trying to boost morale amongst the Children...

Asoko Sohryu Langley

2000-05-26T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Ukyou Kuonji
Evangelion
English, Rated: K+
Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,069, Reviews: 22, In-Progress

New arrival Asuka is given a nickname by her classmates, and she isn't too thrilled about it... even less so when she finds out what it *really* means...

A New Song

2000-05-26T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Ukyou Kuonji
Misc. Anime/Manga
English, Rated: K+
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 724, Reviews: 4, Complete

A Key the Metal Idol fanfiction taking place after the final movie. Miho Utsuse contemplates her life as she recuperates. Some spoilers for the series.

Cherish While You Can

2000-05-26T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Ukyou Kuonji
Misc. Anime/Manga
English, Rated: K
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 837, Reviews: 3, In-Progress

A FireTripper (Rumik World) fanfiction: Suzuko's adoptive parents mourn her loss... even though she is not truly lost.

How it All Ended... and Began

2000-05-26T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Ukyou Kuonji
Ranma
English, Rated: K
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 881, Reviews: 2, In-Progress

An anachronism story that wonders where Rumiko-megami-sensei came up with this idea in the first place...

A Colossal Waste

2000-05-26T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Ukyou Kuonji
Ranma
English, Rated: K+
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,680, Reviews: 13, In-Progress

Nabiki spins a tale about the tragic goings-on... something about Nodoka and Genma's promise, and everything that happened because she held him to it.

What Goes Up...

2000-05-26T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Ukyou Kuonji
Ranma
English, Rated: K
Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,385, Reviews: 6, In-Progress

Suppose Akane kicked Ranma into orbit, and he *didn't* come down?

Konatsu Masquerade Soliloquy: Ukyou

2000-05-26T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Ukyou Kuonji
Ranma
English, Rated: K
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,459, Reviews: 0, In-Progress

Ukyou decides to have her kunoichi follow in her footsteps... which is a great honor, until...

Konatsu Masquerade Soliloquy: Ranma

2000-05-26T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Ukyou Kuonji
Ranma
English, Rated: K
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,275, Reviews: 3, In-Progress

Ukyou asks a difficult favor of her kunoichi...

The Relic

2000-05-26T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Ukyou Kuonji
Ranma
English, Rated: K
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,735, Reviews: 8, In-Progress

A discovery while cleaning the Tendo dojo gives us a clue as to who Happosai once was...

Konatsu Masquerade Soliloquy: Mousse

2000-05-26T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Ukyou Kuonji
Ranma
English, Rated: K
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,374, Reviews: 3, In-Progress

Konatsu and Mousse have a few things in common... it's not that surprising that one might try to help the other. It's not surprising that it would do more harm than good, either...

The Ill-Timed Cure

2000-05-23T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Ukyou Kuonji
Ranma
English, Rated: K+
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 15,703, Reviews: 13, In-Progress

Ryoga is freed from his curse at the worst possible moment... now who could have done a thing like that? And what's to be done about it?

She Deserves Better

2000-05-23T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Ukyou Kuonji
Ranma
English, Rated: K
Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,633, Reviews: 4, In-Progress

A prequel to all the chaos we know and love in the Ranmaverse: Hiroshi thinks Kuno's edict isn't terribly fair to Akane, and decides to do something about it.

My Dying Wish

2000-05-21T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Ukyou Kuonji
Ranma
English, Rated: M
Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,936, Reviews: 8, In-Progress

Perhaps the only feasible way for Ukyou to win Ranma... but it is a Pyrrhic victory

Red Beans and Rice

2000-05-21T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Ukyou Kuonji
Ranma
English, Rated: T
Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,538, Reviews: 5, In-Progress

A traditional coming-of-age ceremony that Ranma-chan doesn't take too kindly to. Take place during the Phoenix Pill continuum.

Eye of the Storm

2000-05-21T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Ukyou Kuonji
Ranma
English, Rated: T
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,777, Reviews: 10, In-Progress

Everyone get out of the way... it's Hurricane Akane...

NagaNO!

2000-05-21T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Ukyou Kuonji
Ranma
English, Rated: K+
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 9,043, Reviews: 5, In-Progress

Originally written for the 1998 Winter Olympiad... suppose Ranma got drafted for the Japanese Olympic Squad, and didn't want to go?

Incident at the Ucchan

2000-05-21T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Ukyou Kuonji
Ranma
English, Rated: K+
Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,186, Reviews: 4, In-Progress

An anniversary celebration is cut short by the awful truth

They Never Learn

2000-05-21T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Ukyou Kuonji
Ranma
English, Rated: K
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 628, Reviews: 3, In-Progress

The usual chaos at Furinkan High right before classes... only, there's a twist.

A Place in this World

2000-05-21T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Ukyou Kuonji
Armitage
English, Rated: K+
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 816, Reviews: 5, In-Progress

Naomi ponders her purpose in life, now that she has none as a Third.

Just a Second

2000-05-21T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Ukyou Kuonji
Armitage
English, Rated: K+
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,152, Reviews: 7, In-Progress

An Armitage III fic: the Battle of Dunwich Hill as seen through the eyes of a second-generation Martian robot. But though she cannot help Ross and Armitage directly, she is not powerless.

Nerima Home Companion: Paying Respects

2000-05-21T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Ukyou Kuonji
Ranma
English, Rated: K+
Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,861, Reviews: 1, In-Progress

Ranma in the style of Garrison Keillor: twenty years in the future, Soun Tendo passes away, and...

Nerima Home Companion: Kouchou no Fukashuu

2000-05-21T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Ukyou Kuonji
Ranma
English, Rated: K+
Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,811, Reviews: 1, In-Progress

Ranma in the style of Garrison Keillor: Ranma is turning forty, and doesn't like it one bit....

Nerima Home Companion: Haha Ukyou

2000-05-21T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Ukyou Kuonji
Ranma
English, Rated: K+
Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,093, Reviews: 0, In-Progress

Ranma in the style of Garrison Keillor: Ukyou presents Nerima with... a son?