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Demyx and Vexen Go To White Castle

2009-11-09T18:51:13-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Demyx & Vexen
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,295, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-9-09 Published: 11-8-09
Status: In-Progress

The title says it all, folks. The title says it all. Multi-chapter fic. No yaoi or yuri to be found here, just as a head's up. Crack. Please R & R!

A Narxene Story

2009-11-06T07:55:28-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Naminé & Larxene
Chapters: 1, Words: 542, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-6-09
Status: Complete

When Larxene first met Namine, she thought she had finally found someone she could rape without trouble. Boy, was the Savage Nymph ever wrong about that! A very short Narxene. Please R & R!

Scream Your NonExistent Heart Out

2009-11-04T06:48:41-08:00

Author: Roxius
Crossover: Scream and Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Horror
Pairing: Roxas
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,559, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-4-09
Status: Complete

KH X Scream crossover. Xemnas believes another imposter wearing the Organization robes is running amok on a world called Woodsboro, California and sends Roxas, Demyx, Xigbar and Axel to check it out. Please R & R, and I apologize that it sucks.

You Got LuluRolled!

2009-11-02T05:53:21-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Lelouch L. & C.C.
Chapters: 67, Words: 42,060, Reviews: 336 Updated: 11-2-09 Published: 12-21-08
Status: In-Progress

A bunch of cracktastic CG drabbles in each chapter. Please enjoy and review! Please R & R! Rated due to certain language, events, themes and disturbing imagery that isn't really there. IT'S OVER NOW....Okay, not really, but it barely gets updates now.

The Smell Of Harribel's Defeat

2009-10-18T12:42:35-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Aizen S. & Harribel
Chapters: 1, Words: 822, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-18-09
Status: Complete

Poor Aizen learns the hard way after killing Harribel that all the muscles in a dying body will immediately loosen, including the bladder. Makes use of gross-out humor and OOCness. What a way to come back to fanfiction, huh?

Morning Walk

2009-08-25T07:04:48-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Karakuridôji Ultimo/機巧童子ULTIMO
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: K. Matsumoto & A. Otake
Chapters: 1, Words: 702, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-25-09
Status: Complete

Kiyose and Akitsu share a little moment together in the morning before school. Akitsu X Kiyose. Shoujo ai, yuri. Please R & R!

Crushing On Hime

2009-08-15T08:52:45-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Aizen S. & Inoue O.
Chapters: 22, Words: 16,639, Reviews: 224 Updated: 8-15-09 Published: 7-14-09
Status: Complete

Aizen decides to address the concern that all 10 Espada have fallen in love with Inoue Orihime, but things immediately get out of hand. One-sided EspadaHime. Please R & R! FINAL CHAPTER UP.

Beneath Their Veil

2009-08-10T18:08:51-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Apache & Mila-Rose
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,112, Reviews: 1 Published: 8-10-09
Status: Complete

Behind the veil of hatred they held laid a deep, passionate love that neither of them were aware of. One-sided Apache X Mila-Rose, one-sided Mila-Rose X Apache. Hint of Sun-Sun X Harribel. Shoujo ai, yuri, lesbian, femmeslash. Please R & R!

No Need For Swimsuits

2009-08-01T08:02:41-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Harribel & Lisa Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,070, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-1-09
Status: Complete

A short oneshot. Lisa can't find the perfect swimsuit to buy her girlfriend Harribel. AU, slightly OOC, Harribel X Lisa. Shoujo ai, yuri. I don't feel like this came out very well, but definitely don't take my word for it. Please R & R!

How Does He Know He Has A Fox Face?

2009-07-28T19:26:00-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Tousen K. & Ichimaru G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 905, Reviews: 5 Published: 7-28-09
Status: Complete

When he realizes Tousen is unable to look at porn, he decided to "help" his good friend learn about what a real woman is like. Total OOCness on Tousen's part. Slight Tousen X Harribel. Crack. Please R & R!

Butter, Butter, Cheese, Butter

2009-07-27T16:20:01-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Mayuri K. & Nemu K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 678, Reviews: 9 Published: 7-27-09
Status: Complete

Mayuri takes the revelation about his daughter's sexuality a little TOO well. Nemu X Isane, Mayuri. Please R & R! A short, crappy fic. I'll do better next time. I promise. Check it out anyway and tell me what you think so I CAN get better.

Caught Between Love and Hate

2009-07-26T17:21:08-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Aizen S. & Harribel
Chapters: 1, Words: 677, Reviews: 7 Published: 7-26-09
Status: Complete

Aizen faces his greatest, emotional challenge...in the form of Harribel. Aizen X Harribel. He hates her...but he loves her, too. Slight OOCness. Please R & R!

The Whale That Cares

2009-07-26T13:31:30-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Lilinette & C. N. Poww
Chapters: 1, Words: 710, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-26-09
Status: Complete

Lilynette seems to be rather interested in Barragan's fraccion, Choe Neng Poww. However, it's still undetermined if Poww actually knows just who the heck Lilynette is, or if he even cares. One-sided Lilynette X Choe Neng Poww. Please R & R!

Man Boobs

2009-07-26T08:11:09-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Soi Fon & M. Ōmaeda
Chapters: 1, Words: 688, Reviews: 6 Published: 7-26-09
Status: Complete

Soifon's been deprived of any worthy sexual attraction for so long that she's had to turn her attractions to Omaeda just to get off. Incredibly OOC Soifon. One-sided Soifon X Omaeda. CRACK. Please R & R!

Musing In Las Borrachos

2009-07-25T15:34:21-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Pairing: Apache & Mila-Rose
Chapters: 1, Words: 752, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-25-09
Status: Complete

Down in the bar of Las Noches, Apache, Mila-Rose and Sun-Sun speak to one another about their feelings for their beloved Harribel-sama. One-sided Harribel's Fraccion X Harribel. Please R & R!

Lobster

2009-07-23T17:41:16-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Zaraki K. & Hinamori M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 511, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-23-09
Status: Complete

A short, crappy, cracktastic ficlet involving Kenpachi, Hinamori, Hitsugaya, and torturing lobsters. Yes, I've sunk this low, and I don't know if I'll ever be able to get out. I'm sorry. Please R & R!

Ashes, Ashes, We All Fall Down

2009-07-22T09:54:32-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Isane K. & Kiyone K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 727, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-22-09
Status: Complete

It's rather difficult being public about your love life...when the person you sleep with is your older sister. 20 random sentences of Isane X Kiyone. Shoujo ai, incest, lesbian, yuri. Please R & R!

Little Sugar Drops

2009-07-19T06:18:40-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Unohana R. & Yachiru K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,787, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-19-09
Status: Complete

Redone version of 'Out of The Mouths of Babes', with the original plotline. Things get a little crazy when Yachiru demands that Unohana must marry her, while Kenpachi mainly watches on from the sidelines. One-sided Yachiru X Unohana. Please R & R!

Tsuna's Mom Has Got It Going On

2009-07-17T17:03:30-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Nana S.
Chapters: 21, Words: 10,604, Reviews: 111 Updated: 7-17-09 Published: 6-23-09
Status: In-Progress

A series of drabbles where the basic concept is that everyone, including the girls and even some animals, all fall in love with Tsuna's mom! Updates are at random! Please R & R!

Harribel's Obsession

2009-07-14T18:53:43-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Harribel & M. Kanonji
Chapters: 1, Words: 609, Reviews: 8 Published: 7-14-09
Status: Complete

A very short humor fic. Harribel has a secret obsession...one that she could never allow to get out. Please R & R!

Yukiko and the Inaba Skulls

2009-07-14T16:42:04-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Yukiko A. & Kanji T.
Chapters: 6, Words: 7,446, Reviews: 12 Updated: 7-14-09 Published: 4-23-09
Status: In-Progress

In a random storyline, Yukiko Amagi finds herself in an odd situation...as the new leader of the local delinquent gang, the 'Inaba Skulls'. OCs included. The storyline has taken a much more serious turn now! Please R & R!

The Pizza Effect

2009-07-13T19:35:00-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: C.C. & Kallen S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,571, Reviews: 5 Published: 7-13-09
Status: Complete

The Pizza Effect is rather similar to the Domino Effect, although the end result is alot sexier. 50 random sentences of C.C. X Kallen. Shoujo ai, lesbian, yuri, femmeslash, friendship. Other pairings mentioned. Please R & R!

The Heavy Music Club

2009-07-13T14:09:17-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: K-ON!/けいおん！
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Tsumugi K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,258, Reviews: 11 Published: 7-13-09
Status: Complete

It seems all those times of eating sweets has finally caught up to the members of the Light Music Club...big time. WARNING: CONTAINS STUFF YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE, SO IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ IT, THEN DON'T. Female Weight Gain. Please R & R!

Last

2009-07-12T18:16:54-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Pairing: Goofy & Sora
Chapters: 1, Words: 342, Reviews: 5 Published: 7-12-09
Status: Complete

A short drabble based after a short idea. Goofy ponders on why Sora always says his name last, and he immediately comes to the wrong conclusion. Please R & R!

Ladies In The Elevator

2009-07-12T09:14:52-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: C.C. & Kallen S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,160, Reviews: 9 Published: 7-12-09
Status: Complete

What do you get when you put a very horny C.C. and a drunk Kallen into an elevator? The answer is a very disturbed Lelouch. C.C. X Kallen lime fic. Yuri, shoujo ai, lesbian. Tell me if you think it sucks, because I think it does.

Please Don't Pull That Tail

2009-07-11T10:50:09-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Kaere K. & Abiru K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,401, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-11-09
Status: Complete

Kaere cannot help but worry that pulling on tails may one day put Abiru in the hospital. Kaere X Abiru. Shoujo ai. Please R & R!

The Boy Who Moaned Werewolf

2009-07-10T17:43:13-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Rosario + Vampire
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Tsukune A. & Ginei M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,150, Reviews: 8 Published: 7-10-09
Status: Complete

Tsukune would never admit this out loud in fear of causing hurt feelings, but he was happy that make-out sessions with Gin didn't result in him requiring a blood transfusion, as they usually did with Moka. 30 random sentences of Tsukune X Gin.

Nodoka's Really Gay Dream

2009-07-09T18:28:33-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Nodoka M. & Asuna K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 912, Reviews: 6 Published: 7-9-09
Status: Complete

For the past few nights, Nodoka Miyazaki has been having a rather perplexing dream. Dream! Nodoka X Dream! Asuna. Shoujo ai, yuri, lesbian. It's a bit anti-Negi X Nodoka, too. Please R & R!

Farewell Kisses On Graduation Day

2009-07-09T14:29:37-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: K-ON!/けいおん！
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Mio A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,896, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-9-09
Status: Complete

On the day of graduation, Megumi Sogabe, the former president of the Mio Akiyama fanclub, presents the real deal herself with a request - a farewell kiss. This leads to a discovery of mutual feelings between them. Yuri, shoujo ai. Please R & R!

The Taste of Sea Salt

2009-07-08T10:25:22-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Roxas & Seifer
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,747, Reviews: 5 Published: 7-8-09
Status: Complete

Seifer doesn't see why everyone is so crazy for Sea-Salt Ice Cream, so he goes to seek information from a certain blonde-haired chicken wuss. Roxas X Seifer. Yaoi, Shounen ai. Slight OOCness. Please R & R!

Tutor Me, Olette

2009-07-07T15:06:15-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Fuu & Olette
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,662, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-7-09
Status: Complete

Fuu requests for Olette to tutor her, although it appears that this girl of few words has hidden intentions planned out. Olette X Fuu. Shoujo ai. Please R & R!

The Feasting Princess

2009-07-06T07:20:32-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Lelouch L. & Euphemia L.B.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,360, Reviews: 9 Published: 7-6-09
Status: Complete

What if, instead of causing a violent Japanese massacre, Lelouch had accidentally hypnotized Euphemia into needing to gain an incredible amount of weight? WG 2-part fic. Please R & R!

Hitsugaya's Fat Girls

2009-07-05T14:50:56-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Hitsugaya T. & Matsumoto R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,163, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-5-09
Status: Complete

Matsumoto and Hinamori have gained quite a bit of weight, leaving poor Hitsugaya feeling rather confused. Crappy little WG fic. I kinda stopped putting alot of effort into it about halfway through.

Finding Love In A Pit of Despair

2009-07-05T07:28:33-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Romance
Pairing: Sakura H. & Karui
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,742, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-5-09
Status: Complete

Takes place after chapter 454. Karui goes to confront Sakura in hopes of obtaining more information about Sasuke, but finds herself falling for the pink-haired girl instead. SakuKaru. Shoujo ai. Some OmoNaru implied too. Please R & R!

An Impossible Fantasy Made In Heaven

2009-07-04T12:32:24-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: One Piece
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Luffy & Boa Hancock
Chapters: 1, Words: 756, Reviews: 14 Published: 7-4-09
Status: Complete

Luffy didn't even realize he was actually in a relationship with the older woman until she began taking her clothes off. 20 random sentences of Luffy X Hancock. It kinda switches between OOC and IC at times. Please R & R!

The Shark That Loved The Snake

2009-07-04T08:55:06-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Harribel & Sun-Sun
Chapters: 1, Words: 964, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-4-09
Status: Complete

A tale of sinful romance between a shark and a snake, split up into 30 random sentences. Harribel X Sun-Sun. Yuri, shoujo ai, lesbian, femmeslash, homosexual women. Please R & R!

Hairless Balls

2009-07-03T16:52:48-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Nnoitra J. & Tesla
Chapters: 1, Words: 430, Reviews: 6 Published: 7-3-09
Status: Complete

Nnoitra comes upon Tesla's stash of BL doujin, and the blonde is rather surprised by the Espada's reaction to it. Heavily implied One-sided Tesla X Nnoitra. Rated due to language and context. Please R & R!

4 Minutes Until Meltdown

2009-07-03T14:57:43-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Apache & Mila-Rose
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,103, Reviews: 5 Published: 7-3-09
Status: Complete

Sick and tired of Apache and Mila-Rose arguing, Harribel has them locked up in a room for five hours until they "kiss and make up". Of course, things end up being taken literally. Apache X Mila-Rose, Harribel X Sun-Sun. Yuri, shoujo ai, lesbian. R & R!

Gothic Princess Love Hour

2009-07-02T14:39:10-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: D.Gray-Man
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Lenalee & Miranda
Chapters: 1, Words: 747, Reviews: 6 Published: 7-2-09
Status: Complete

As ironic as it may have sounded, Miranda knew that her time with Lenalee was painfully limited. She wanted to enjoy every last second she had with the younger girl. 20 random sentences of Miranda X Lenalee. Yuri, shoujo ai, lesbian, femmeslash.

Gifts For The Shark Queen

2009-07-01T18:13:04-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Barragan & Harribel
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,302, Reviews: 6 Published: 7-1-09
Status: Complete

Barragan attempts to convince Harribel into becoming his queen by presenting her with gifts. Too bad he never realized what he was doing was basically suicide...for his faccion, anyway. Please R & R!

Insanity, Lust, Perfection and Peace

2009-07-01T15:19:28-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Muhyo & Roji
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Enchu/Soratsugu Madoka & Teeki the Fallen
Chapters: 1, Words: 983, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-1-09
Status: Complete

The idea for this came to me in a dream...or was it a nightmare? 30 random sentences of Enchu X Teeki, a few of them are friendship-based. Yaoi, Shounen Ai, Crack pairing. Please R & R!

Pregnancy Trauma

2009-07-01T07:29:16-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Shaman King
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Yoh A. & Ren T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 411, Reviews: 10 Published: 7-1-09
Status: Complete

There are just some things that should never be asked, like how it was dealing with Anna during her pregnancy. Mention of Yoh X Anna, Ren X Jeanne. Please R & R!

Lenalee's Ideal Man

2009-06-30T16:57:08-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: D.Gray-Man
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Lavi & Lenalee
Chapters: 1, Words: 583, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-30-09
Status: Complete

Lavi asks Lenalee on what she looks for in her 'ideal man', and he is less than impressed. No pairings, although slight Allen X Komui if you want to think of it that way. Please R & R!

Ningen Nante

2009-06-30T14:41:29-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Shaman King
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Ryu U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,867, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-30-09
Status: Complete

Post-SK. Ryu is feeling lonely, and almost as if an answer to his prays, he meets with a woman he thought he'd never see again. Ryu X Sati. Please R & R!

First Kiss On The Cross

2009-06-29T15:47:37-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: D.Gray-Man
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Cross & Lenalee
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,487, Reviews: 6 Published: 6-29-09
Status: Complete

The summary's a bit misleading. It was the first time they ever held a real conversation, and he offers her a cigarette. Since she won't take it, he decides to just take her first kiss as compensation. I suck at writing summaries, srsly. Lenalee X Cross.

Romance Between A Bee and A Gorilla

2009-06-28T13:30:04-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Soi Fon & M. Ōmaeda
Chapters: 1, Words: 989, Reviews: 7 Published: 6-28-09
Status: Complete

If he's really as useless and stupid as Soifon claims, then why does she even bother keeping him around? Here's the least possible answer. 30 random sentences of Omaeda X Soifon. Mentions of YoruSoi. OOCness is required. Please R & R!

A Love That Frosts Over Like Ice

2009-06-28T08:27:24-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Shaman King
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Hana A. & T. Men
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,346, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-28-09
Status: Complete

Hana Asakura and Tao Men have never really gotten along, and in a way, they're almost like brothers. But...does one of them feel more than just a rivalry towards the other? Hana Asakura X Tao Men. Yaoi that doesn't happen. Please R & R!

Let's Have A Disco Party

2009-06-27T16:29:41-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Byakuran & Genkishi
Chapters: 1, Words: 417, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-27-09
Status: Complete

Genkishi and Byakuran have a rather odd moment concerning old photos from the 60s. Implied G100, unconclusive ending, and Byakuran and Genkishi with afros. BE AFRAID OF THE CRACKINESS. Please R & R!

Superchunky From Hell

2009-06-27T15:03:54-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Psyren
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Kyle & Shao
Chapters: 1, Words: 649, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-27-09
Status: Complete

Sometimes, even the most serious of people need to lighten up for a while. 20 random sentences of Kyle X Shao. Yaoi, yuri, het are featured in here. Required OOCness. Please R & R!

Blackmail Makes For Good Sexual Situations

2009-06-26T14:14:20-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Shaman King
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Anna K. & Tamao T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,221, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-26-09
Status: Complete

Tamao accidentally discovers something shocking, and as result, she must pay the price. Tamao X Jeanne, Jeanne X Anna. Yuri, shoujo ai, femmeslash. Mention of yaoi. Please R & R!

Butterbur Fools

2009-06-25T17:56:14-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Shaman King
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Horohoro U. & Ren T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 501, Reviews: 8 Published: 6-25-09
Status: Complete

A short SK fic concerning Horohoro's apparent disbelief that Yoh and Anna actually had sex to produce Hana. Post-SK. No pairings, besides the continous mention of Yoh X Anna. Please R & R!

Majin Tantei Rokudo Mukuro

2009-06-24T17:33:51-08:00

Author: Roxius
Crossover: Katekyo Hitman Reborn! and Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Pairing: Mukuro R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,150, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-24-09
Status: Complete

A short MTNN parody of the first few pages of chapter 1, featuring Chrome Dokuro and Mukuro Rokudo staring as the main characters! Please R & R!

Her Dude Looks Like A Lady

2009-06-24T09:14:14-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Bianchi & Squalo S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 893, Reviews: 11 Published: 6-24-09
Status: Complete

Bianchi is bothered that people seem to believe that she is a lesbian, just because her boyfriend happens to have ridiculously long hair. Bianchi X Squalo fic. Please R & R!

Photos of Our Future

2009-06-23T11:46:56-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Kyoko S. & Chrome D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,727, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-23-09
Status: Complete

When Kyoko discovers something shocking about her future self, she realizes that her relationship with Chrome may be beyond simply friendship. K96. Shoujo ai, yuri, femmeslash, lesbian. Please R & R!

Acidic Reflux of the Highest Order

2009-06-21T14:38:04-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Unohana R. & Matsumoto R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 928, Reviews: 9 Published: 6-21-09
Status: Complete

Retsu Unohana has a rather awkward experience with a very drunk Matsumoto Rangiku. Unohana X Matsumoto. Yuri, shoujo ai, femmeslash. They just kiss, really. Please R & R! The usual stuff, y'know.

Levi Is A Really Stupid Name

2009-06-21T13:34:35-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Haru M. & Levi A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 958, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-21-09
Status: Complete

A very random fic. Just as Haru is about to be raped, she is suddenly saved by a mysterious stranger...whose name is Levi A Than! Not a Levi X Haru fic. Please R & R!

Buttsex? In My Mafia? More Likely Than You Think!

2009-06-20T17:01:30-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Belphegor & Fran
Chapters: 1, Words: 646, Reviews: 16 Published: 6-20-09
Status: Complete

When Bel just randomly slaps away Fran's pudding, it was obvious that something had to be done. Warnings: Blatant mentions of gay sex, F27, F2780, 5927. Yaoi. Please R & R! Crack fic.

Memories Of A Swordsman

2009-06-20T08:16:06-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Pairing: Squalo S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 703, Reviews: 0 Published: 6-20-09
Status: Complete

Sometimes, deep in the midst of battle, Squalo would remember. He would remember his past. Squalo fic, with slight Squalo X Xanxus friendship. Please R & R!

I Want It Again

2009-06-20T07:29:04-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Lal Mirch & Bianchi
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,004, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-20-09
Status: Complete

Lal Mirch learns something rather shocking about Haru and Kyoko, and then she learns something rather shocking about herself...and Bianchi. Lal Mirch X Bianchi, shoujo ai, yuri, femmeslash, lesbian. Please R & R!

Pineapples and Vanilla in The Breeze

2009-06-19T13:34:33-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Chrome D. & Kyoko S.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,489, Reviews: 6 Updated: 6-19-09 Published: 6-15-09
Status: Complete

Chrome never figured she'd experience love at first sight at the super market...and with a girl, of all things! Chrome X Kyoko. Shoujo ai, yuri, femmeslash, lesbian. Please R & R! SHORT EPILOGUE CHAPTER CONCERNING HANA AND CHROME!

She DOES Know He's Gay, Right?

2009-06-18T18:35:06-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Lissuria & Kyoko S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,220, Reviews: 7 Published: 6-18-09
Status: Complete

Kyoko comes to visit Lussuria in the hospital, and besides a fruit basket and an apology letter, she brings one extra surprise for our flippy-haired homo. One-sided Kyoko X Lussuria. Please R & R!

Sometimes, Komui's Potions Are Useful

2009-06-18T05:12:03-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: D.Gray-Man
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Lenalee & Miranda
Chapters: 1, Words: 861, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-18-09
Status: Complete

Miranda-chan...would you be so kind as to kiss me on the lips?" Lenalee X Miranda. Shoujo ai, yuri, femmeslash, lesbian. Please R & R!

What He Knows And Sees

2009-06-17T17:03:47-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Pairing: Lissuria
Chapters: 1, Words: 420, Reviews: 9 Published: 6-17-09
Status: Complete

A short, weird fic. Lussuria knew some rather personal things about the other members of Varia, and they weren't pretty. Please R & R!

We Need A Theme Song!

2009-06-16T17:37:23-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Psyren
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Tomochika & Saijou
Chapters: 1, Words: 791, Reviews: 0 Published: 6-16-09
Status: Complete

The Brain Beasts want to come up with a theme song, but they really can't seem to agree on anything. A bit of OOCness is most likely present, since the characters weren't around very long to establish any real personalities. Please R & R!

The One She Left Behind

2009-06-14T17:15:29-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Cynthia/Shirona & Dawn/Hikari
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,753, Reviews: 8 Published: 6-14-09
Status: Complete

Dawn invites her mother over for dinner, but Cynthia is rather surprised when she meets the mother of her ten-year-old lover face to face. Cynthia X Dawn, Cynthia X Johanna. Shoujo ai, yuri, lesbian, femmeslash. Please R & R

Sakura, Hinata and the Buffet

2009-06-13T11:02:47-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sakura H. & Hinata H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,411, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-13-09
Status: Complete

Sakura and Hinata have been dating for a month, and when Hinata realizes she's gained some weight, she refuses to believe that Sakura plays any part in it...or does she? Female Weight Gain fic. SakuHina. Shoujo ai, yuri. Please R & R!

Don't Be Afraid, I'll Survive

2009-06-12T17:13:44-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Karakuridôji Ultimo/機巧童子ULTIMO
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 466, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-12-09
Status: Complete

Ultimo is afraid of what might happen to his beloved Yamato. A very short Ultimo X Yamato drabble fic. shounen ai. Please R & R.

Desire to Win

2009-06-12T14:43:39-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: D.Gray-Man
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Allen & Tyki
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,028, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-12-09
Status: Complete

Three-time champ Allen Walker faces off against Tyki Mikk in a boxing match, but he soon learns just how badly Tyki desires to win. Weird little AU fic with DGM and boxing. Slight Allen X Kanda. Please R & R!

Is THIS Really What I've Always Daydreamed About?

2009-06-12T06:53:05-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: K-ON!/けいおん！
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Tsumugi K. & Yui H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 416, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-12-09
Status: Complete

Now that Mio and Ritsu are officially a couple, Tsumugi has found herself losing interest. Shoujo ai, yuri. A really short Keion drabble. Please R & R!

She Can See Dead People

2009-06-10T17:47:36-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Kallen S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 768, Reviews: 12 Published: 6-10-09
Status: Complete

Not all of the characters who died in Code Geass were able to pass on...and poor Kallen was left to deal with them. Post-R2. CRACK FIC. Please R & R! There is a special guest appearance at the end as well!

Lelouch And His Jar of Dirt

2009-06-09T16:20:18-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Lelouch L. & C.C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 601, Reviews: 16 Published: 6-9-09
Status: Complete

An epic tale of a boy, a girl and a jar of dirt. CRACK. Please R & R!

Demonic Holes and Women Who Act Like Squirrels

2009-06-08T16:56:13-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Lelouch L. & Suzaku K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 503, Reviews: 10 Published: 6-8-09
Status: Complete

Lelouch is having a bit of trouble with his sex life, what with Kallen's 'demonic hole' and all. Rated due to language and plot. A short crack fic. Please R & R!

Suggest A Threesome And I'll Kill You

2009-06-07T17:11:06-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: D.Gray-Man
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Lenalee & Miranda
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,890, Reviews: 8 Published: 6-7-09
Status: Complete

Allen and Lavi discover that Lenalee and Miranda are in a homosexual relationship, and now they have to break the news to Komui. Lenalee X Miranda. Please R & R!

Hell Hath No Fury Like Tyki Without Cereal

2009-06-06T17:36:42-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: D.Gray-Man
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Tyki & Road
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,055, Reviews: 7 Published: 6-6-09
Status: Complete

If Tyki Mikk doesn't get his cereal in the morning, things get ugly. Crack fic, with some definite OOCness. Please R & R!

A Virgin No More?

2009-06-06T08:26:32-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Tsuna S. & Reborn
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,927, Reviews: 12 Updated: 6-6-09 Published: 6-5-09
Status: Complete

CHAPTER UPDATE. It's no longer just Tsuna who suffers! Xanxus learns that he must lose his virginity to be able to have a chance at becoming a true Vongola boss, but he's only interested in a certain type of girl. Please R & R!

Oi! I Can't Think Of A Title, Tsuna!

2009-06-04T16:16:25-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Tsuna S. & Lambo
Chapters: 1, Words: 441, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-4-09
Status: Complete

Lambo sings a song about lesbians, which prompts Tsuna to ask him why. A short crack fic, with implied Kyoko X Chrome. Please R & R!

Fearing the Answer

2009-06-04T10:34:02-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: K-ON!/けいおん！
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Yui H. & Ui H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 915, Reviews: 6 Published: 6-4-09
Status: Complete

Ui has to confirm once and for all if she could ever have a chance with her sister...and the results were the ones she had both feared and expected. One-sided Ui X Yui. Shoujo ai, yuri, lesbian. Please R & R!

Two Perspectives In The Locker Room

2009-05-31T06:45:31-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Hana K. & Kyoko S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,012, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-31-09
Status: Complete

Both Hana and Kyoko seem to have secret plans up their sleeves about how to win each other over. Hana X Kyoko. Shoujo ai, yuri, lesbian, femmeslash. Please R & R!

You Promised We'd Get Hitched

2009-05-30T18:50:30-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: K-ON!/けいおん！
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Mio A. & Ritsu T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 901, Reviews: 10 Published: 5-30-09
Status: Complete

Ritsu recalls another promise she and Mio had made when they were children. Mio X Ritsu, and a mention of Tsumugi X Yui. Shoujo ai, lesbian, gay, yuri, femslash. Please R & R!

Fire Coming Out Of The Monkey's Head

2009-05-30T14:41:26-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: K-ON!/けいおん！
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Crime/Humor
Pairing: Mio A. & Ritsu T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,217, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-30-09
Status: Complete

Mio finally snaps afte being forced to see pictures of bloody barnacle ghosts, and Ritsu pays dearly...with her life. Character death, yandere. Please R & R!

You're Not Lucky, You're Just Crazy

2009-05-30T10:57:11-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: K-ON!/けいおん！
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Yui H. & Ui H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,218, Reviews: 5 Published: 5-30-09
Status: Complete

There's something going on between Yui and Ui, but they've been rather successful in keeping it a secret from everyone. Yui X Ui lesbian incest, yuri, shoujo ai. Please R & R!

Cuter than Intended

2009-05-30T05:54:18-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Inoue O. & Harribel
Chapters: 1, Words: 538, Reviews: 5 Published: 5-30-09
Status: Complete

Another short Bleach fic. Orihime finds Harribel to be alot cuter than intended. Somewhat Orihime X Harribel. OOCness on purpose. Please R & R!

My Moe Fracciónes

2009-05-29T17:34:01-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Harribel & Apache
Chapters: 1, Words: 354, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-29-09
Status: Complete

A short Bleach fic. Harribel apparently has a thing for moe, and her fracciónes seem to fit the part to a T. Heavily Implied One-sided Harribel X her fracciónes. Please R & R!

Prove It To Me

2009-05-29T17:10:33-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Dawn/Hikari & Cynthia/Shirona
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,941, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-29-09
Status: Complete

Dawn comes up with an interesting way to screw around with poor Cynthia's mind. Dawn X Cynthia, Fantina X Candice. Shoujo ai, yuri. Please R & R!

I Pay With Sexual Favors!

2009-05-27T16:48:35-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Karakuridôji Ultimo/機巧童子ULTIMO
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 741, Reviews: 8 Published: 5-27-09
Status: Complete

Ultimo thinks he needs to repay Yamato for all of his help by performing sexual favors. Ultimo X Yamato. No actual sex or such things depicted. Mentions of a certain sexual act, though. Please R & R!

Casserole Kisses

2009-05-27T14:03:40-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: K-ON!/けいおん！
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Mio A. & Tsumugi K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,335, Reviews: 5 Published: 5-27-09
Status: Complete

A sequel of sorts to 'You're Stinkin' Rich, Aren't You'. Mio is getting worried that Tsumugi only invited her over to eat some casserole, when all she really wants is to have sex. Mio X Tsumugi. Some OOCness? Shoujo ai, yuri, lesbian, femmeslash.

Gokudera X Bianchi 30

2009-05-25T17:54:37-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: H. Gokudera & Bianchi
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,039, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-25-09
Status: Complete

Was it really possible to be in love with a girl you can't even look in the eye without having to puke? This is a totally original title, too. 30 random sentences of Gokudera X Bianchi. STEP-SIBLING INCEST. Please R & R!

Bring Back The Woman I Loved

2009-05-24T07:37:13-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Tsunade S. & Shizune
Chapters: 1, Words: 919, Reviews: 7 Published: 5-24-09
Status: Complete

Tsunade tries to cope with the fact that the woman she loved is now dead, just like all the other people she ever cared about. Tsunade X Shizune. Shoujo ai, yuri, femmeslash, lesbian. Please R & R!

Juice Boxes And Pretty Girls

2009-05-23T16:40:39-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Fate/stay night
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 514, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-23-09
Status: Complete

Rin fantasizes about pretty girls, and Archer loses his juice box. Pretty normal stuff. Please R & R!

A Piece Of My Heart For You

2009-05-23T14:38:20-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Katawa Shoujo
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Hisao N. & Hanako I.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,205, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-23-09
Status: Complete

He swore he would make Hanako happy again even if it killed him...and it just might. 30 random sentences of Hisao X Hanako, both present and future, with other pairings mentioned. Please R & R!

Craziness at Yamaku High

2009-05-22T14:14:28-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Katawa Shoujo
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,809, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-22-09
Status: Complete

A series of crazy little Katawa Shoujo drabbles I've written over the course of time all put into one fic. Please R & R!

Misha's Final Wish

2009-05-19T15:11:50-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Katawa Shoujo
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Misha & Shizune H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,072, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-19-09
Status: Complete

Misha's last wish, before they would go their separate paths, was to tell Shizune how she truly felt about her. One-sided Misha X Shizune, Hisao X Shizune. Please R & R!

Dish Washing

2009-05-18T14:09:37-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Katawa Shoujo
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Akira & Yuuko
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,585, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-18-09
Status: Complete

Akira helps Yuuko clean the dishes, and then expects a kiss as payment. Akira X Yuuko. Shoujo ai, yuri, lesbian, femmeslash. Please R & R!

Good Mornings, My Love

2009-05-18T05:52:38-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Idolmaster
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Chihaya K. & Azusa M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 546, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-18-09
Status: Complete

Chihaya and Azusa share a little moment together in the morning. Chihaya X Azusa. Shoujo ai, yuri, femmeslash, lesbian. Please R & R! It's a short drabble thing.

The Nurse's Little White Lie

2009-05-17T12:13:53-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Katawa Shoujo
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Hisao N. & Nurse
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,011, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-17-09
Status: Complete

When the Nurse learns that Hisao plans on having sex with Emi as the next step of their relationship, he allows his jealousy to take over. One-sided Nurse X Emi. Hisao X Emi. Please R & R!

Girl, Boy, Girl

2009-05-17T07:54:49-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Ino Y. & Hinata H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,646, Reviews: 6 Published: 5-17-09
Status: Complete

Ino meets a nice young man named Hideo Kushiyana, and he seems rather interested in her, as she is with him. Ino X OC...or is it? Read to find out! The title is kinda random, yet sorta fits with the story...I think. Please R & R!

Kissing Via Pocky

2009-05-15T17:20:40-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Katawa Shoujo
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Hanako I. & Lilly S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 626, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-15-09
Status: Complete

Based after a Hanako X Lilly picture I found on pixiv. OOCness to the extreme, because the content of the picture and the plot desperately called for it. Hanako wants nothing more than to get a kiss out of Lilly via eating a pocky stick. Please R & R!

If U Seek Amy

2009-05-14T15:44:29-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Blue Dragon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Zola & Kluke
Chapters: 1, Words: 708, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-14-09
Status: Complete

Uh...I don't really have a description to say besides that it's 20 random sentences, so please just read it and review. Obviously OOC, and some crude humor. Zola X Kluke. Shoujo ai, yuri, lesbian, femmeslash. Please R & R!

Spiked Dog Collar

2009-05-13T17:02:02-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Katawa Shoujo
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Lilly S. & Hanako I.
Chapters: 1, Words: 947, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-13-09
Status: Complete

Hanako goes through a rather provacotive situation involving her, Lilly and a spiked dog collar as a birthday present. Hanako X Lilly. Shoujo ai, yuri, lesbian, femmeslash, gay ladies. Please R & R!

Manly Picnics Are A Thing Of The Past

2009-05-13T14:13:57-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Katawa Shoujo
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,046, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-13-09
Status: In-Progress

Lilly and Hanako are yankees? Rin is bent on world domination? Emi is a fat, depressing lazy slob? Kenji fights for feminist rights? All of this and more in a series of Katawa Shoujo AU drabbles. Please R & R!

Meeting Of The Oddballs

2009-05-13T12:59:14-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Katawa Shoujo
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Kenji S. & Rin T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,345, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-13-09
Status: Complete

Kenji meets the one girl that makes him actually wonder if feminists are truly evil...for just a second, anyway. Kenji X Rin. Crack pairings FTW. Please R & R!

Demon Girl Lilly And The Kendo Club

2009-05-12T18:00:43-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Katawa Shoujo
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Hisao N. & Lilly S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,043, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-12-09
Status: Complete

When the Kendo team president is accused of purposely groping Shizune, Hisao is reluctantly sent to take care of things, and the group eventually learns a rather shocking secret regarding Lilly's past with the Kendo club. PLEASE REVIEW!

Jeanne Needs Beano

2009-05-11T15:19:00-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Shaman King
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Ren T. & Iron Maiden Jeanne
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,619, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-11-09
Status: Complete

A rather odd SK fic involving Beano, ridiculous paranoia and Ren X Jeanne all rolled into one. Please R & R!

It's Like A War In Your Mouth

2009-05-10T16:58:59-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Advance Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Sami & Sasha
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,223, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-10-09
Status: Complete

After a bit of struggle from both sides, Sami and Sasha finally hook up. Sami X Sasha. Shoujo ai, lesbian, femmeslash, yuri. Please R & R!

Two to Zero

2009-05-10T07:50:34-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Karin & Juugo
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,078, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-10-09
Status: Complete

Karin and Juugo have a chat while walking together through the woods. Karin X Juugo? Please R & R!

The Annual Jashin Followers Festival

2009-05-09T17:47:26-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Hidan & Kakuzu
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,902, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-9-09
Status: Complete

Hidan is invited to go to the annual Jashin Followers Festival, but first, he has to get permission from a parent or guardian...namely, Pain. Please R & R!

Tobi's Pet

2009-05-09T07:10:32-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Deidara & Tobi
Chapters: 1, Words: 421, Reviews: 7 Published: 5-9-09
Status: Complete

Really short fic. Tobi finds a "pet", but Deidara's worried that it'll give them STDs. Please R & R!

You're Stinkin' Rich, Aren't You?

2009-05-09T06:25:12-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: K-ON!/けいおん！
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Mio A. & Tsumugi K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 688, Reviews: 9 Published: 5-9-09
Status: Complete

Mio takes Tsumugi to meet her parents and finally confront them about their relationship. Mio X Tsumugi. Please R & R!

She's Even Worse than the Pervy Sage

2009-05-08T16:57:51-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Hinata H. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,044, Reviews: 8 Published: 5-8-09
Status: Complete

Major OOCness on purpose. The very moment she accidentally walked in on Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha participating in hard-core self-gratifying butt-sex, Hinata Hyuga's mind snapped. Shoujo ai, yuri, yaoi. Please R & R! And it's my birthday today! XD

I Just Can't Stand It

2009-05-08T06:59:45-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Yankee-kun to Megane-chan/ヤンキー君とメガネちゃん
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Chiba S. & Himeji R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,047, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-8-09
Status: Complete

Chiba enlists Himeji's help to try and get Shinagawa and Izumi to stop fighting, yet things end up getting a bit off-track when Himeji's imagination gets the better of her. Please R & R! The plot here is that the plot never gets to actually take place.

Keion Cocaine

2009-05-07T15:16:16-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: K-ON!/けいおん！
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Ritsu T. & Yui H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,098, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-7-09
Status: Complete

Ritsu accidently comes in contact with some cocaine due to Yui's negligence. I really don't care if you don't like it, to tell the truth. Please R & R!

An Orgy of Light Music

2009-05-07T11:31:17-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: K-ON!/けいおん！
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Mio A. & Ritsu T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 767, Reviews: 6 Published: 5-7-09
Status: Complete

Short yuri lemon. To celebrate their last day at high school together, Ritsu suggests that the group has an orgy so as to 'seal the lock on their everlasting friendship'. Yuri, shoujo ai, lesbian. Mio X Tsumugi X Ritsu X Yui X Azusa.

Everybody Loves Mio

2009-05-07T07:41:46-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: K-ON!/けいおん！
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Mio A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 795, Reviews: 6 Published: 5-7-09
Status: Complete

Mio never wanted a harem, yet it seems that none of the light music club members can help but love her. Terribly OOC on purpose since it's a parody on the fact that Mio is paired with every other character at least once so far in fanart. Shoujo ai, yuri.

Akiyama and Tainaka

2009-05-06T18:23:36-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: K-ON!/けいおん！
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Ritsu T. & Mio A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,938, Reviews: 8 Published: 5-6-09
Status: Complete

As Mio's third date of the month ends in failure, Ritsu provides her with some advice on why she believes that men are nothing more than stupid, slobbering sex-obsessed pigs. Mio X Ritsu. This fic does not reflect the personal thoughts of the author.

Disabled Life In A Disabled World

2009-05-06T16:20:30-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Katawa Shoujo
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Hisao N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,352, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-6-09
Status: Complete

Katawa Shoujo . A series of weird little drabbles concerning the characters from the upcoming Visual Novel eroge game, Katawa Shoujo! Slight mentions of het and yuri. Please R & R!

Deidara and the Pekin Duck

2009-05-04T17:20:33-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Deidara & Sasori
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,036, Reviews: 5 Published: 5-4-09
Status: Complete

Deidara is a master artist when it comes to explosions, but his drawing skills leave much to be desired. Please R & R!

It's His Accent That Wins Them Over

2009-05-04T15:12:59-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Grand Theft Auto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 448, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-4-09
Status: Complete

Niko seems to be getting closer to actually creating a harem, yet...these aren't women who are interested in him. Silly little crack fic, sort of a sequel to that Niko X Packie fic. Please R & R!

We'll Make Beautiful Music Together

2009-05-03T16:59:42-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: K-ON!/けいおん！
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Mio A. & Ritsu T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,125, Reviews: 5 Published: 5-3-09
Status: Complete

Out of any of the light music club members, Ritsu cared about dear, sweet innocent Mio the most. 30 random sentences of Ritsu X Mio, and other pairings mentioned. Hints of child abuse, as well as some AU future. Yuri, shoujo ai, lesbian, femmeslash.

I'm A Horrible Person

2009-05-03T11:27:03-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Sayoko S. & Nunnally L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,095, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-3-09
Status: Complete

Sayoko is disgusted with herself for the feelings of love she has for a young girl that have arisen within her, while sweet little Nunnally is none the wiser. One-sided Sayoko X Nunnally. Shoujo ai, lesbian, femmeslash, yuri. Please R & R!

Stealing Our Thunder

2009-05-02T16:11:28-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Lelouch L. & Suzaku K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 852, Reviews: 5 Published: 5-2-09
Status: Complete

Lelouch and Suzaku have very different reactions regarding the recent rise of lesbianism on campus. Mentions of Kallen X C.C. and Milly X Shirley. LuluSuzu. Yaoi, yuri. An epilogue to those last two yuri fics I had made. Please R & R!

Have You Heard The Rumors About Her?

2009-05-02T12:59:22-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Shirley F. & Milly A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,633, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-2-09
Status: Complete

Shirley secretly loves Milly, and begins to wonder if the blonde might just be a lesbian as well. Shirley X Milly. Shoujo ai, femmeslash, yuri. No sex this time, folks. Sorry. Please R & R!

Getting Gay On The Bathroom Floor

2009-05-01T18:14:43-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Kallen S. & C.C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,871, Reviews: 9 Published: 5-1-09
Status: Complete

Lust, desire and love are all very powerful things, especially when you're a horny teenage lesbian fighting against an evil Empire, and poor Kallen is suffering it all. Kallen X C.C. shoujo ai, yuri. LEMON. SEX Is INVOLVED. Please R & R!

Live Forever

2009-04-30T16:27:45-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Naoto S. & Rise K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,038, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-30-09
Status: Complete

Rise was the only one who could see it. She knew that Naoto was breaking, and if she didn't do something soon, the bluenette might be forced to do something drastic to rid herself of the pain. Naoto X Souji, Rise X Naoto, character death s . Please R & R

Welcome to the Sapphic Music Club

2009-04-29T07:41:09-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: K-ON!/けいおん！
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Yui H. & Mio A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,478, Reviews: 10 Published: 4-29-09
Status: Complete

Ritsu comes up with a way to help the light music club's image: by revealing that two of their band members happen to be lesbian lovers! Yui X Mio. A cameo by Toshi from one of my more recent fics. Shoujo ai, yuri, lesbian, femmeslash. Please R & R!

Stop Talking About The Whores

2009-04-27T17:02:04-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Grand Theft Auto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,021, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-27-09
Status: Complete

Niko Bellic is getting sick and tired of Kiki always accusing him of having 'other whores'. Niko decides to take action. Anti-Kiki fic. Sorta cracky. Character Death. Please R & R! Rated for mentions of perverse situations.

Start Wearing Purple For Me Now

2009-04-26T16:59:23-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Gurren Lagann
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Simon & Yoko L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 433, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-26-09
Status: Complete

Yoko is busy enjoying some rather 'not-work-safe' photos of Nia she had taken when Simon suddenly appears to see what she's up to. Short, weird little fic. One-sided lesbianism. Please R & R!

Never Get Drunk With A Crazy Serbian

2009-04-26T15:30:25-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Grand Theft Auto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,006, Reviews: 9 Published: 4-26-09
Status: Complete

Patrick McReary learns in a rather odd way that sometimes getting drunk with Niko Bellic is not always such a good idea. Niko Bellic X Patrick McReary. Shounen ai, yaoi, gay. Please R & R!

Even Angel Girls Love Yaoi

2009-04-26T06:23:23-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Disgaea
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Captain Gordon & Kurtis
Chapters: 1, Words: 550, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-26-09
Status: Complete

Kurtis proclaims his love for Gordon, although apparently his confession was heard on deaf ears. Of course, that doesn't mean that Etna, Flonne and Jennifer still don't get a kick out of it. One-sided Kurtis X Gordon. Please R & R!

Bedridden Devotion

2009-04-22T13:58:58-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: One Piece
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Luffy & Boa Hancock
Chapters: 1, Words: 603, Reviews: 7 Published: 4-22-09
Status: Complete

A short Luffy X Hancock fic. His devotion to her is so great, he'll even spend the entire night by her bedside as he waits for her to get well from a bad cold. Some OOCness on Luffy's part, obviously. Please R & R!

Teddy Bear Kisses

2009-04-21T13:46:13-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Strawberry Panic!
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Chikaru M. & Kagome B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 520, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-21-09
Status: Complete

Kagome demands that Chikaru gives Percival a kiss to revive his life force. Kagome X Chikaru X Percival. Shoujo ai, yuri, lesbian, femmeslash, gay women are hot. Please R & R!

A Pat On The Head Is Greater Than A Handshake

2009-04-21T07:39:07-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Vocaloid
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Teto K. & Ruko Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 736, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-21-09
Status: Complete

On a rainy day, Teto demands something fun to do, while all Ruko wants is to sleep. Just another normal day for the two lovers. Teto Kasane X Ruko Yokune. Shoujo ai, lesbian, yuri, femmeslash. Please R & R!

I'm Gay And I Love You, Marie!

2009-04-20T14:12:54-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Psyren
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Frederica & Marie
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,626, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-20-09
Status: Complete

Frederica is confused regarding her feelings for Marie, so she looks for some advice on how to rid herself of her affections from granny Elmore. Unfortunately, she doesn't exactly get the help she was looking for. Shoujo ai, yuri. Frederica X Marie.

Luck Of The Lesbian

2009-04-19T15:32:53-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Grand Theft Auto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 937, Reviews: 0 Published: 4-19-09
Status: Complete

While Niko and Patrick are busy overseeing a drug deal, Elizabeta takes this time to work her flirting magic on her good friend Mallorie. Elizabeta X Mallorie. Femmeslash, lesbian. Please R & R! Takes place during the 'Luck Of The Irish' mission.

Pikmin Force 5

2009-04-19T12:16:11-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Pikmin
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 727, Reviews: 0 Published: 4-19-09
Status: Complete

Blue, White and Purple try to make do without Red and Yellow around. Weird little Pikmin fic. Please R & R!

The Son of Dimitri

2009-04-18T15:56:45-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Grand Theft Auto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,404, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-18-09
Status: Complete

You think I ain't good enough to write fan fiction, old man! You think I ain't good enough!" Please R & R this fic, people!

Slushy Slushy

2009-04-18T11:35:47-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Grand Theft Auto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 509, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-18-09
Status: Complete

A short weird fic. Mikhail wants a slushy, much to Dimitri's dismay. Slight Mikhail X Dimitri. Please R & R! Major OOCness on Mikhail's part.

My Cousin Is A Crossdresser

2009-04-17T13:30:32-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Grand Theft Auto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 783, Reviews: 7 Published: 4-17-09
Status: Complete

Roman learns something rather disturbing about his cousin Niko. Crack fic. Please R & R!

You Never Thanked Me, You Big Meanie!

2009-04-17T11:08:25-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Shaman King
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Ren T. & Iron Maiden Jeanne
Chapters: 1, Words: 755, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-17-09
Status: Complete

Three years after the Shaman Fight, Jeanne visits the home of Tao Ren to pay him back for never thanking her for having revived him all that time ago. Tao Ren X Jeanne, and hinted one-sided Horohoro X Tao Ren. Please R & R!

Boobage Pain

2009-04-13T18:08:00-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: One Piece
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Luffy & Boa Hancock
Chapters: 1, Words: 613, Reviews: 15 Published: 4-13-09
Status: Complete

Luffy worryingly wonders if Hancock's oversized breasts tend to cause her any abdominal pain. Luffy X Hancock. Pretty OOC, I'd say. Crack pairing. Please R & R!

A Rape Story?

2009-04-13T08:06:30-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Maria Holic/まりあ†ほりっく
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Crime/Humor
Pairing: Kanako M. & Matsurika S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,004, Reviews: 7 Published: 4-13-09
Status: Complete

You're so terrible, Kanako, raping Matsurika like that...bad girl... RAPE, LEMON, YURI. Please R & R! Don't worry, no actual rape takes place. You'll understand what I mean if you read.

Why Are We Watching The Watchmen?

2009-04-13T05:53:26-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Watchmen
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Walter K./Rorschach & Jonathan O./Doctor Manhattan
Chapters: 35, Words: 16,764, Reviews: 189 Updated: 4-13-09 Published: 3-13-09
Status: In-Progress

A series of Watchmen-related humorous drabbles I've come up with. There'll be parodies, actual one-shots, and other stuff. There's song parodies, too. Please R & R!

Playing With The Flames of Romance

2009-04-12T16:35:27-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Psyren
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Frederica & Marie
Chapters: 1, Words: 768, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-12-09
Status: Complete

I said I'd write something for these two one day, didn't I? Well, I did. 20 random sentences of Frederica X Marie. Shoujo ai, yuri, lesbian. Please R & R!

Lelouch The Prinny

2009-04-12T15:23:12-08:00

Author: Roxius
Crossover: Disgaea and Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Prinny & Lelouch L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 714, Reviews: 16 Published: 4-12-09
Status: Complete

After his death at the end of Code Geass, Lelouch now lives a whole new life after death...as a Prinny. Code Geass X Disgaea crossover. Slightly cracky fic. Please R & R!

A Boy And His Spider

2009-04-12T11:11:47-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Soji S. & Naoto S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,886, Reviews: 1 Published: 4-12-09
Status: Complete

Souji meets the girl of his dreams...and she happens to be half-spider. Souji X Naoto. Please R & R! A oneshot concerning their meeting, and their first kiss together. That's all. Please R & R!

A Night Of Smash Bros

2009-04-11T12:55:14-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Vocaloid
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: M. Luka & Meiko S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 755, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-11-09
Status: Complete

Meiko and Luka are going to play Super Smash Bros. Brawl, but Luka comes up with a simple bet in hopes of finally getting in the older woman's pants. Meiko X Luka. Shoujo ai, yuri, lesbian.

Demonic Love In The Pits Of Hell

2009-04-11T11:22:39-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Disgaea
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Mao & Raspberyl
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,060, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-11-09
Status: Complete

Even the most evil of demons needs a bit of love. 30 random sentences of Mao X Raspberyl. Please R & R!

His Name Is Mr Bubbles

2009-04-10T08:01:47-08:00

Author: Roxius
Crossover: Megami Tensei and BioShock
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Soji S. & Big Daddy
Chapters: 1, Words: 421, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-10-09
Status: Complete

Souji meets Nanako's new pet. P4 X BioShock crossover. Short, crack fic. Please R & R!

You Must Eat With Elegance!

2009-04-09T19:51:59-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Disgaea
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Laharl & Captain Gordon
Chapters: 1, Words: 740, Reviews: 1 Published: 4-9-09
Status: Complete

Laharl believes that strawberries must be eaten with elegance, yet poor Captain Gordon is anything but. Laharl X Captain Gordon. Slight OOCness, crack pairing. Please R & R!

Lies of Seduction Under The Stars

2009-04-09T15:09:05-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Shaman King
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Crime/Drama
Pairing: Silva & Renim
Chapters: 1, Words: 780, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-9-09
Status: Complete

One night, Silva, Kalim, Chrom and Radim are awoken by the sound of screams, and what they find both shocks and infuriates them. CONTAINS ATTEMPTED RAPE ON A MINOR. Please R & R!

Missing The Bullseye

2009-04-09T07:42:38-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Maria Holic/まりあ†ほりっく
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Crime/Drama
Pairing: Yuzuru I. & N. Kiri
Chapters: 1, Words: 921, Reviews: 1 Published: 4-9-09
Status: Complete

Yuzuru does not take the new relationship between Sachi and Kiri very well. In a fit of rage, she commits murder. OOC, yandere, violence, insanity due to heartbreak, character death. Yuzuru X Sachi X Kiri. Shoujo ai, yuri, gay, lesbian. Please R & R!

Debunking the Dangers of Female Demon Lips

2009-04-08T14:39:16-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Disgaea
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Etna & Flonne
Chapters: 1, Words: 911, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-8-09
Status: Complete

Flonne thinks that it's dangerous to kiss a female demon, so Etna decides to prove how wrong she is. Etna X Flonne shoujo ai, yuri, lesbian. Please R & R!

The Good Kids

2009-04-07T12:43:01-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Rune Factory: A Fantasy Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Raguna & Eunice
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,035, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-7-09
Status: Complete

Turner is convinced that his daughter is a good girl, while Raguna and Eunice are having some good ol' pre-marriage safe sex. Lemon. Raguna X Eunice. Please R & R!

If You Ever Step On My Patch

2009-04-06T14:42:18-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Shaman King
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Ren T. & Iron Maiden Jeanne
Chapters: 1, Words: 250, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-6-09
Status: Complete

Jeanne seems to think that her son looks alot like her husband. Spoilers for the final volume. Tao Ren x Iron Maiden Jeanne. Please R & R! This pairing is actually canon! ...I think.

Secrets Hidden In The Icing

2009-04-06T12:23:17-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Rune Factory: A Fantasy Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Raguna & Eunice
Chapters: 1, Words: 913, Reviews: 10 Published: 4-6-09
Status: Complete

Raguna has a very good reason for bringing Eunice cake every day, and the chubby girl finally realizes what it is. Raguna X Eunice. Please R & R!

Unwanted Guest

2009-04-05T17:29:50-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Shaman King
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Yoh A. & Rutherfor
Chapters: 1, Words: 684, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-5-09
Status: Complete

Yoh and Anna have a rather rambunctious guest staying at their inn, and she's a Patch official with a big interest in Yoh! Yoh X Rutherfor. Mainly based after one of the certain spoilers revealed in KangZengBang volume 27, the final one! Please R & R!

The Love Letter Agenda

2009-04-05T09:11:14-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Maria Holic/まりあ†ほりっく
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Kanako M. & Mariya S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,143, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-5-09
Status: Complete

One day, Kanako finds a small pink envelope on her desk. Shoujo ai, yuri, het, mistaken identity yaoi. Please R & R! All of it is one-sided, however.

Green Monsters And A Rice Bowl

2009-04-05T07:09:20-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Hyakko
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Tatsuki I. & Ayumi N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 669, Reviews: 0 Published: 4-5-09
Status: Complete

Tatsuki muses on how Torako and Toma seem to have such a perfect relationship compared to her and Ayumi. Tatsuki X Ayumi, Torako X Toma. Shoujo ai, yuri. Please R & R!

Naoto The Nazi

2009-04-05T06:38:31-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Naoto S. & Soji S.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,059, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-5-09 Published: 4-4-09
Status: Complete

The Detective Prince Naoto Shirogane is apparently a National Socialist. And Souji is actually Jewish. Naoto X Souji. Only categorized as a crossover due to it being a fic for PERSONA 4. Please R & R!

Kallen Gives Herself A Blow Job

2009-04-03T17:21:56-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Kallen S.
Chapters: 2, Words: 697, Reviews: 15 Updated: 4-3-09 Published: 3-17-09
Status: Complete

Random, short, autofellatio futanari one-shot. Yes, I'm perverted. Sue me. But not really...:P THE UNKNOWN PERSON AT THE END OF THE FIC IS FINALLY REVEALED IN THIS NEW SHORT EPILOGUE CHAPTER!

Be Careful What You Say, Or She'll Kill You

2009-04-02T17:05:46-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Kallen S. & Suzaku K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 850, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-2-09
Status: Complete

Suzaku learns that if there's one thing you should never talk about in front of Kallen, it was about how you made sexual advances towards Euphemia without knowing she was said redhead's girlfriend. Please R & R!

Pachelbel's Canon

2009-04-02T16:20:38-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Kallen S. & Euphemia L.B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,000, Reviews: 0 Published: 4-2-09
Status: Complete

Kallen and Euphemia are on one of their many secretive dates, and Lelouch appears out of random to catch them right in the act. Kallen X Euphemia. Shoujo ai, yuri. Please R & R!

35 Minutes Ago

2009-04-01T18:37:37-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Watchmen
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Adrian V./Ozymandias & Jonathan O./Doctor Manhattan
Chapters: 1, Words: 754, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-1-09
Status: Complete

Together again 20 years after the "alien attack" on New York, Ozymandias is afraid that his relationship with Dr. Manhattan will not be everlasting. Adrian Veidt X Dr. Manhattan. slash. WAIT, WHAT! Please R & R!

I Dream Of A Female Harem

2009-04-01T12:27:00-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Maria Holic/まりあ†ほりっく
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Kanako M. & Matsurika S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,086, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-1-09
Status: Complete

There's only one thing Kanako's ever really wanted, but unfortunately it seems to only be possible in her sweetest dreams. Kanako X All Female Harem. Yuri, shoujo ai, lesbian. Please R & R!

I'm The One Who's Most In Love With You

2009-03-31T18:41:38-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Maria Holic/まりあ†ほりっく
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Kanako M. & N. Kiri
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,151, Reviews: 8 Published: 3-31-09
Status: Complete

Maria Holic fic. Kanako Miyamae confesses her feelings of love to Kiri Nanami, and things play out from there. Shoujo ai, yuri. Kanako X Kiri. Please R & R!

Do You Like Scary Movies, Lelouch?

2009-03-31T17:32:42-08:00

Author: Roxius
Crossover: Scream and Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Lelouch L.
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,075, Reviews: 4 Updated: 3-31-09 Published: 3-28-09
Status: Complete

A short crossover fic. Lelouch's secret lover, Ghostface from the 'Scream' movie trilogy, attempts to find some way to keep himself entertained when his boyfriend happens to be a boring piece of shit. Lelouch X Ghostface. Please R & R!

Military Fashion Show

2009-03-30T15:47:27-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Psyren
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Dholaki & Shiner
Chapters: 1, Words: 941, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-30-09
Status: Complete

Dholaki sits alone, and contemplates things he barely even dares to ponder upon. Then, Shiner appears to do nothing more than to flirt with him and ruin his already bad mood. Onesided Shiner x Dholaki. Please R & R!

AN X BRS

2009-03-29T09:03:12-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Vocaloid
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: A. Neru & Black Rock Shooter
Chapters: 1, Words: 536, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-29-09
Status: Complete

A very short fic. Akita Neru asks for Black Rock Shooter's hand in marriage. Neru X Black Rock Shooter. Shoujo ai, lesbian, yuri. Please R & R!

You Were A Lesbian Chameleon In Your Past Life

2009-03-29T05:25:28-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Psyren
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Ageha Y. & Amamiya S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 875, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-29-09
Status: Complete

Really random story. Ageha tells Amamiya of a rather odd dream he had, and the bespectacled girl interprets the meaning behind all of it. First Psyren fic on this site! I'll do better next time. Please R & R!

Gakupo Must Die!

2009-03-28T19:18:30-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Vocaloid
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Tragedy
Pairing: Len K. & Kamui G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 952, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-28-09
Status: Complete

Rated due to certain words. Everyone besides Kaito is sick and tird of Gakupo and his disturbing habits, so they opt to come up with a way to get rid of him. However, things turn bad when Len is convinced that Gakupo is the devil. Please R & R!

The Curious Case of Clifford's Nose

2009-03-28T11:51:11-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Eyeshield 21
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Patrick S. & Clifford D. L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 720, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-28-09
Status: Complete

Patrick Spencer wonders just how Clifford could kiss anyone with that giant nose of his always getting in the way. Panther X Clifford. yaoi. Please R & R!

One Question, If You Will

2009-03-27T19:53:15-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Vocaloid
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: M. Luka & Meiko S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 905, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-27-09
Status: Complete

While at the local bar together, Luka presents Meiko with a question that she figured would be all to simple to answer, but apparently that is not the case. Luka X Meiko. Yuri, shoujo ai, lesbian. Please R & R!

Chess Games

2009-03-27T09:13:38-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Boktai
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 696, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-27-09
Status: In-Progress

As they await the arrival of Lucian and Aaron, the Duke and his alien advisor play a chess game underneath the moonlight. Heavily implied Dumas X Polidori. Please R & R!

A Wall of Photos

2009-03-27T08:47:09-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Vocaloid
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/General
Pairing: M. Luka & Len K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 807, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-27-09
Status: In-Progress

Bored out of his mind one day, Len decides to see if the new member of the household, Megurine Luka, would be willing to play with him. What he finds, however, frightens him beyond belief. Please R & R!

Migration Patterns

2009-03-26T17:09:51-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Ino Y. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 342, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-26-09
Status: Complete

Naruto brings Ino some flowers, but apparently he forgot something very, very important regarding the Yamanaka family business. NaruIno. Short drabble fic thing. Please R & R!

Seppuku Underneath The Shady Oak Treee

2009-03-26T12:14:27-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Vocaloid
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Pairing: M. Luka & Meiko S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,000, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-26-09
Status: Complete

Unable to stand the pressures of society regarding their taboo relationship, Megurine Luka and Meiko bring an end to their own lives. Luka X Meiko, mentioned Meiko X Kaito. Shoujo ai, yuri. Please R & R!

The Man Who Was My Best Friend

2009-03-25T16:56:02-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Watchmen
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Angst
Pairing: Dan D./Nite Owl & Walter K./Rorschach
Chapters: 1, Words: 444, Reviews: 10 Published: 3-25-09
Status: Complete

Takes place after the comic. Dan learns of Rorschach's untimely demise, and walks out alone into the cold Antarctic to retrieve his friend's hat and mask, the only lasting mementos of the great detective's existence. There, he laments. Please R & R!

Horny Dogs Pose Threats To Society

2009-03-25T15:27:07-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Fuuka Y. & Koromaru
Chapters: 1, Words: 380, Reviews: 7 Published: 3-25-09
Status: Complete

With no female dogs around in the S.E.E.S. dorm, Koromaru goes for the next best thing. DON'T WORRY, THERE ISN'T ANY ACTUAL SEX OR ANYTHING...ALTHOUGH THERE IS A MENTION OF IT. This is just a short random crack fic. Please R % R!

Romance In A Clear Night Sky

2009-03-25T14:32:47-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Tsuna S. & Chrome D.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,951, Reviews: 6 Updated: 3-25-09 Published: 3-22-09
Status: In-Progress

AU. Tsunayoshi Sawada, the young rich heir to the Vongola legacy, is invited to a large party at the home of Mukuro Rokudo. There, Tsuna meets Mukuro's younger sister Chrome, and the emotionally detached boy finds himself falling in love at first sight.

School Days Are Gay Days

2009-03-24T15:49:23-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: School Days
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,216, Reviews: 7 Published: 3-24-09
Status: In-Progress

Everyone seems to think that Makoto and Kotonoha are lovers...but in reality they're both homosexuals with desires to finally come out of the closet to everyone once and for all. Makoto X Taisuke, Kotonoha X Sekai. Yaoi, yuri. Please R & R!

Makoto's Evil Harem Plan: FOILED!

2009-03-23T17:02:32-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: School Days
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 400, Reviews: 9 Published: 3-23-09
Status: Complete

Kotonoha gives Makoto a gift that will throw the entire premise of the series off-track. Humor fic. Please R & R!

Ganghiller

2009-03-23T14:45:56-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Pairing: Yosuke H. & Yukiko A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,461, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-23-09
Status: In-Progress

A giant monster suddenly appears in Inaba and begins to devour its residents, starting with Chie Satonaka. After escaping from its wrath, Yosuke and the others learn that Adachi had been waiting for this monster's arrival...the Ganghiller. Please R & R!

Growth Hormones Are The Answer To Everything

2009-03-22T05:15:28-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Touhou Project
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Eirin Y. & Tewi I.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,440, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-22-09
Status: Complete

Eirin and Tewi are in a relationship, but the nurse feels uncomfortable with having sex with a young girl, so Tewi comes up with a solution to this problem. Eirin X Tewi, mentioned Kaguya X Reisen. Kinda rushed the ending. Sorry. I'll do better next time.

The Perfect Role Model

2009-03-21T06:50:02-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Soji S. & Nanako D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 900, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-21-09
Status: Complete

Don't talk to me," Nanako hissed coldly, her eyes still glued to the screen, "You're just another one of my brother's sluts..." Please R & R! The title is supposed to be sarcastic, just so you know...

La Tana de Suono

2009-03-20T16:51:20-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Naoto S. & Rise K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 926, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-20-09
Status: Complete

Rise has a better way to pass the time with Naoto than be forced to sit through a boring lecture in school. Naoto X Rise, NaoRise, yuri, shoujo ai. I sorta cheated out of this one for some reason. Please R & R!

The End Is Nigh

2009-03-20T15:57:00-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Watchmen
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Walter K./Rorschach & Laurie J./Silk Spectre
Chapters: 1, Words: 572, Reviews: 10 Published: 3-20-09
Status: Complete

On a walk through the park together, Walter gives Laurie a rose. Walter X Laurie/Silk Spectre X Rorschach. Please R & R! Yeah, it's short, too...sorry. :P

Confessions On The Shrine Steps

2009-03-19T15:40:41-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Touhou Project
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Pairing: F. n. Mokou & Keine K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,318, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-19-09
Status: Complete

While sitting together outside a shrine for no other reason but to pass the time, Mokou reveals to Keine her true feelings regarding her rivalry with Kaguya. Mokou X Keine shoujo ai, yuri, femmeslash, lesbian. Please R & R!

Attack Of The Emo Lesbian Goths

2009-03-18T17:10:35-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Lelouch L. & Suzaku K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,468, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-18-09
Status: Complete

One more Code Geass crack fic for you all! Li Xingke, Lelouch and Suzaku are frightened beyond belief when something insane happens...all of the girls have become emo lesbian goths! Warning: Contains malicious violence towards an eggplant. Please R & R!

Turnabout Perspective

2009-03-17T19:34:49-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Strawberry Panic!
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Amane O. & Yaya N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 900, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-17-09
Status: Complete

A single kiss leaves powerful effects on both Amane's and Yaya's psyches. Amane X Yaya yuri. shoujo ai. Lesbian. Homosexual women. Crack pairing. OOCness. FTW. Whatever. Please R & R!

Sweet Dreams, My Little Sister

2009-03-17T14:28:42-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Touhou Project
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Family
Pairing: Remilia S. & Flandre S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 451, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-17-09
Status: Complete

Remilia walks into the living room to find her little sister Flandre curled up and asleep in the middle of the floor, surrounded by toys and games. Remilia X Flandre. Sorry it's short...I know I gotta make it longer, and I'm trying!

The Kissing Game

2009-03-16T17:33:00-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Touhou Project
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Remilia S. & Flandre S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 595, Reviews: 8 Published: 3-16-09
Status: Complete

Flandre wants nothing more than to play with her sister, and she has a certain game in mind. Remilia X Flandre, loli lesbian vampire incest. Please R & R! Sorry it's short...

He Desires All Of Her

2009-03-16T07:08:22-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Crime
Pairing: T. Adachi & Saki K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 503, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-16-09
Status: Complete

Short drabble. Adachi ponders on his inane reasons for lusting after Saki Konishi. One-sided Adachi X Saki fic thing. Please read and review!

Who Is The Father Of Alice's Baby?

2009-03-15T08:00:07-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Touhou Project
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Alice M. & Marisa K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 800, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-15-09
Status: Complete

The title says it all. Is it Reimu, Marisa, Sakuya, Rinnosuke, Patchouli, Yuka or Mystia Lorelei? Who knocked Alice up! Rated for language and such. Please R & R!

Vertrauen

2009-03-14T07:39:37-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Strawberry Panic!
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Tamao S. & Miyuki R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,572, Reviews: 7 Published: 3-14-09
Status: Complete

Tamao is falsely accused of sexually assaulting several first year girls, and the only person who doesn't believe her innocence is her own girlfriend, Miyuki. Tamao X Miyuki, and some heavily implied Chikaru X Shion. Shoujo ai, yuri.

The Gay Superhero Song

2009-03-12T17:13:29-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Watchmen
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Walter K./Rorschach & Dan D./Nite Owl
Chapters: 1, Words: 463, Reviews: 8 Published: 3-12-09
Status: Complete

Nite Owl and Rorschach lament on how much they despise the fact that Silk Spectre is keeping them from having Dr. Manhattan for themselves. Parody of the gay barbie song. Not much, really. :P

Firefly Hunt

2009-03-12T14:09:32-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Touhou Project
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Yuka K. & Wriggle N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 666, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-12-09
Status: Complete

Wriggle and Yuka have an interesting way of warming up for sex. Wriggle Nightbug X Yuka Kazami shoujo ai, yuri, lesbian. Please R & R! They're already together by the time this fic takes place.

I'm Just Seeing Things

2009-03-11T17:55:26-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Strawberry Panic!
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Kaname K. & Momomi K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 664, Reviews: 7 Published: 3-11-09
Status: Complete

She knows there's no use in denying what she was seeing, but the truth would only make her ache inside. Crack pairing! Really OOC Kaname, to the point that you might feel BAD for her. :P

Adventures In An Alternate Universe

2009-03-11T17:28:10-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: South Park
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Stan M. & Kyle B.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,774, Reviews: 4 Updated: 3-11-09 Published: 3-9-09
Status: In-Progress

Stan Marsh wakes up one day to find that he's a goth, his mother is married to Sheila Broflovski, Kyle is his Jew-hating Nazi brother, Cartman is skinny AND kind, Wendy is fat, and many other disturbing things in this strange, reversed world. Please R & R

Salt

2009-03-11T17:14:06-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Watchmen
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Walter K./Rorschach & Edward B./The Comedian
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,325, Reviews: 27 Published: 3-11-09
Status: Complete

Rorschach asks for salt, but The Comedian isn't about to just hand it over without hearing 'please' first. However, when Rorschach refuses to do so, things get ugly. WATCHMEN! Please R & R!

The Miko and The Witch

2009-03-09T16:51:39-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Touhou Project
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Reimu H. & Marisa K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 635, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-9-09
Status: Complete

Reimu was a bit more than infuriated when she realized that basically everyone in Gensokyo had expected her and Marisa to hook up. 20 random sentences of Reimu X Marisa, with some little mentions of other pairings as well. Please R & R!

Himeko And Her Perverted Fetish

2009-03-09T14:52:19-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Kannazuki no Miko
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Chikane H. & Himeko K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 500, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-9-09
Status: Complete

Chikane was willing to do anything to make Himeko happy...even if that meant gaining weight. Warning: contains some female weight gain. Mainly a crack fic, I guess. Please R & R!

They Have A Copy Of Joe Dirt On DVD

2009-03-08T15:35:20-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: No More Heroes
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Letz Shake & Bishop S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 346, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-8-09
Status: Complete

Bishop meets an odd man who seems to think that Beef Head Videos is secretly a meth lab. Really short drabble-fic. Please Read & Review!

Lay Off The Beer

2009-03-08T10:29:10-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Vocaloid
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Miku H. & Y. Haku
Chapters: 1, Words: 501, Reviews: 9 Published: 3-8-09
Status: Complete

Yowane calls up Miku and goes off on a drunken rant. Yowane Haku X Miku Hatsune. Shoujo ai, yuri. Please R & R!

I'm An Otaku And Proud Of It!

2009-03-08T08:17:59-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: No More Heroes
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Travis T. & Shinobu
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,115, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-8-09
Status: Complete

After having dated for a few months already, Shinobu finds it for the best if Travis was to dispose of all of his 'Pure White Lover Bizarre jelly' merchandise, much to the male assassin's annoyance. Please R & R!

Free Falling

2009-03-08T07:00:53-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Touhou Project
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Reimu H. & Marisa K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 750, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-8-09
Status: Complete

Reimu tries to convince herself that she doesn't love Marisa, and it's while she's plummeting down towards the earth at a dangerous speed. Reimu X Marisa shoujo ai, yuri. Please R & R!

Hidden Behind The Steam

2009-03-07T11:54:46-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Touhou Project
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Reimu H. & Marisa K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 463, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-7-09
Status: Complete

Reimu falls alseep in the bath, so Marisa comes in to use that to her advantage. A really short Reimu X Marisa shoujo ai drabble thing. I'm still working at doing better, so please be patient with me. Yuri, lesbians, shoujo ai. Please R & R!

The Survivor

2009-03-06T20:07:50-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Touhou Project
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Pairing: Reimu H. & Marisa K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 857, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-6-09
Status: Complete

Having been a survivor in a great bloody battle, Reimu struggles to live just a little bit longer so she can find the girl she loves and confess her feelings, only to realize that she never had a chance in telling her. One-sided Reimu X Marisa.

Breast Envy

2009-03-06T15:00:14-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Touhou Project
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Yuugi H. & Suika I.
Chapters: 1, Words: 910, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-6-09
Status: Complete

Suika is disraught over not having breasts, and believes that she's ugly without them. Yuugi, however, thinks differently. Suika X Yuugi, shoujo ai, yuri, oni love. Please R & R!

The Weight Gain Problem

2009-03-06T07:42:20-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: C.C. & Kallen S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 938, Reviews: 7 Published: 3-6-09
Status: In-Progress

A random Code Geass Female Weight Gain fic. Kallen, Milly and Shirley become obsessed with gaining, and eventually C.C. and the others find themselves dragged into this strange obsession of getting fat! Warning: Contains nudity, BBWs, and other stuff.

Kiss Kiss Kiss

2009-03-05T18:34:08-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: South Park
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Wendy T. & Bebe S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 276, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-5-09
Status: Complete

A very short Bendy/Webe drabble. Wendy X Bebe, shoujo ai, yuri, femmeslash, lesbians, awesome in a can...you know, the usual stuff. Please READ AND REVIEW, PEOPLE! XD

Slapped in The Face

2009-03-05T16:42:57-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Touhou Project
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Iku N. & Tenshi H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 408, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-5-09
Status: Complete

Tenshi needs a well-placed slap in the morning to help her get going. Ended up alot different than I had originally planned, but oh well. I'll try again next time with focusing more on romance than humor. Shoujo ai. Tenshi X Iku. Please R & R!

I Want Pudding

2009-03-05T15:14:58-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Lloyd A. & Kallen S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 702, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-5-09
Status: Complete

Lloyd and Kallen find themselves in a tension-heavy showdown against one another for possession of the final pudding cup! Kalloyd/Llollen. Kallen X Lloyd. It's pretty cracky in its own right. Please R & R!

I Bet I Kiss Better Than The Turd

2009-03-04T17:52:04-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: South Park
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Shelly M. & Wendy T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 790, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-4-09
Status: Complete

Shelly just wants a kiss from her secret lover Wendy, but there are complications that stand in the way. Shelly X Wendy, femmeslash. Would the pairing be called 'Welly' or maybe 'Shendy? Please R & R!

Hypocrites

2009-03-04T13:45:57-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Cynthia/Shirona & Dawn/Hikari
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,003, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-4-09
Status: Complete

Lucian does not personally approve of Cynthia and Dawn's relationship, but he really shouldn't be talking, what with him and Aaron being gay lovers and all. Cynthia X Dawn, Lucian X Aaron. Please R & R!

Friends, Lovers And Lolis

2009-03-03T18:43:53-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Nunnally L. & Anya A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,040, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-3-09
Status: Complete

Anya wishes to see just how soft Nunnally's lips are, but in her attempt she learns something rather shocking. Nunnally X Anya shoujo ai, yuri, lesbian lolis. Please R & R!

Yukiko Becomes A Daddy

2009-03-03T17:29:39-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Chie S. & Yukiko A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,400, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-3-09
Status: Complete

Yukiko Amagi wakes up one day...to find that she now has a dick. Yukiko X Chie futanari, yuri, unseen lemon. Warning: Has a girl with a penis. Please R & R!

The Evangelion Cosplay Project

2009-03-03T14:59:34-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Naoto S. & Rise K.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,837, Reviews: 5 Updated: 3-3-09 Published: 3-1-09
Status: Complete

Rise and Naoto end up doing something rather unexpected...they attend a Cosplay Con, dressed as Rei and Asuka from the anime Neon Genesis Evangelion! Naoto X Rise yuri, shoujo ai. Please R & R! DROPPED.

The Shattered Geass

2009-03-03T14:51:30-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Mystery/Crime
Pairing: Lelouch L. & C.C.
Chapters: 16, Words: 26,069, Reviews: 61 Updated: 3-3-09 Published: 12-24-08
Status: In-Progress

AU. The sudden and violent murder of a female boxer named Kallen Stadtfeld sets in motion a series of events that will throw an entire city into turmoil, and Inspector Lamperouge and former death-row criminal C.C. become involved. Please Review!

What If You Don't Come Back Tomorrow?

2009-03-02T17:24:36-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: South Park
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Angst
Pairing: Clyde D. & Kenny M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 410, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-2-09
Status: Complete

Clyde muses over Kenny's death, sitting beside the corpse of the young boy, as he waits for the next day. Heavily implied Clyde X Kenny, mainly one-sided. Why I wrote SP yaoi, I have no idea. Please R & R!

Too Late

2009-03-02T15:47:46-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Pairing: Kallen S. & Shirley F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 998, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-2-09
Status: Complete

Kallen receives a mysterious video tape, and is shocked to see who it is from. Kallen X Shirley, angsty shoujo ai, yuri. Warning: Lesbians. Please R & R!

Midnight Secrets

2009-03-02T14:07:02-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Touhou Project
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Reisen U. I. & Eirin Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 437, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-2-09
Status: Complete

Reisen learns something she wish she hadn't. Eirin X Kaguya, with mentioned futanari. Shoujo ai, yuri, lesbians. Please R & R!

Flipping Off Wendy

2009-03-02T10:17:55-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: South Park
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Craig T. & Wendy T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 816, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-2-09
Status: Complete

Craig attempts ask Wendy out after her latest break-up with Stan, but things don't work out...as usual. Craig X Wendy. Also stars Token and Clyde. Please R & R!

Big Boys, You Are Beautiful

2009-03-01T15:18:54-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: South Park
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Kyle B. & Stan M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 779, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-1-09
Status: Complete

Kyle has finally learned why Wendy dumped Stan for Cartman of all people! Wendy X Cartman, although the main focus on this short fic is Stan and Kyle. Kenny dies as well. Please R & R! The title is a parody of that Mika song.

Sick Days

2009-03-01T13:38:41-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Touhou Project
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Eirin Y. & Kaguya H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 622, Reviews: 7 Published: 3-1-09
Status: Complete

Eirin tends to a sick Princess Kaguya. Eirin X Kaguya shoujo ai, yuri, lesbians. It takes place DURING a time of them as a couple. Please R & R!

Naoto Is A Whore

2009-02-28T19:07:52-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Soji S. & Naoto S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 656, Reviews: 13 Published: 2-28-09
Status: Complete

Naoto wants sex from our poor pitiful hero Souji Seta, and she wants it now! However, Souji is much less than unwilling to actually give her what she wants. Anti-Souji X Naoto. Please R & R!

Seduction Through Tea Time

2009-02-28T16:55:32-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: V.V. & Marianne vB.
Chapters: 1, Words: 551, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-28-09
Status: Complete

Marianne attempts to seduce V.V. through tea and tossing dangerously sharp kitchen knives at him. One-sided Marianne X V.V. Please R & R! Slighty cracky. No yaoi or yuri this time, folks!

A Gift of Lilies

2009-02-28T13:17:53-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Shaman King
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Kanna B. & Mari P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 552, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-28-09
Status: Complete

Oh, yeah,' Kanna recalled as her vision became distorted, 'Marion always was a forceful one...'. A short Kanna X Marion shoujo ai, yuri fic. Please R & R and enjoy it for what it's worth.

Du Hast

2009-02-28T07:16:52-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Ultimate Muscle
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 524, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-28-09
Status: Complete

Kinnikuman Fic. Buffaloman waits for his match to be called, and he lusts for blood. Songfic with the song 'Du Hast' by Rammstein. Please R & R! This is the first Ultimate Muscle/Kinnikuman fic in a year it seems...

The Butch Ones

2009-02-27T17:29:18-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Naoto S. & Chie S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 942, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-27-09
Status: Complete

Naoto and Chie had already been dating for about three months when they finally learned what being 'a butch couple' actually meant. 30 random sentences of Naoto X Chie. Crack pairing, shoujo ai, yuri. Please R & R!

He Hates The Way She Loves Him

2009-02-27T14:22:36-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: V.V. & Marianne vB.
Chapters: 1, Words: 513, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-27-09
Status: Complete

V.V. hates everything about Marianne vi Britannia. V.V. X Marianne. Please R & R!

Vertigo Dream

2009-02-26T18:12:21-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy
Pairing: Rivalz C. & Cornelia L.B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,105, Reviews: 0 Published: 2-26-09
Status: Complete

Rivalz visits Cornelia to comfort her only hours after the announced passing of Princess Euphemia. Rivalz X Cornelia, slight Cornelia X Euphemia hint. Please R & R! Lots of pointless dialogue at certain times, but it's all good...I hope.

Suzaku's Gift For Nunnally

2009-02-25T18:49:41-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Suzaku K. & Lelouch L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 305, Reviews: 7 Published: 2-25-09
Status: Complete

A spiritual sequel to 'Caught In The Act'. Suzaku is a dirty boy, and he can't keep his hands off of all the delicious lolis. Disturbing imagery may be present, so please wear safety goggles!

Pillow Man

2009-02-25T16:35:51-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: C.C. & Kyoshiro T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 574, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-25-09
Status: Complete

Tohdoh would really like to know why some girl with green hair was lying on his lap and eating pizza. C.C. X Tohdoh, but not really. Please R & R!

Beauty And The Blonde

2009-02-25T15:56:10-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Samus A. & Zelda/Sheik
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,688, Reviews: 8 Published: 2-25-09
Status: Complete

Bounty Hunters and Hyrulian Princesses don't mix...or do they? 50 random sentences of Samus X Zelda. Yes, I went the extra mile this time, just for the hell of it and because I love this pairing so much! Yuri, shoujo ai, lesbian. Please read and review!

Abstinence

2009-02-24T19:11:21-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Naoto S. & Kanji T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 273, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-24-09
Status: Complete

Kanji learns why Naoto does not wish to have sex. Ridiculously short little Kanji X Naoto thing. Bleh. Please R & R!

The Other Lover

2009-02-24T18:21:33-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Strawberry Panic!
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Amane O. & Nagisa A.
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,393, Reviews: 9 Updated: 2-24-09 Published: 2-20-09
Status: Complete

Amane and Nagisa come closer together through the rules of a challenge set by Shizuma, who only set it up so she could get her hands on Hikari all for herself. Amane X Nagisa, Shizuma X Hikari. YURI, LEMON, SHOUJO AI, LESBIAN SCHOOL GIRL. PLEASE R & R!

I Hope It Gives You Hell

2009-02-24T17:53:21-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Rolo L. & Shirley F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 611, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-24-09
Status: Complete

Much to Rolo's horror, he finds his feelings towards Shirley slowly change from pure contempt...to undying love. 20 random sentences of Rolo X Shirley. Please R & R!

ULTIMOMO

2009-02-24T16:27:09-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Karakuridôji Ultimo/機巧童子ULTIMO
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,061, Reviews: 13 Published: 2-24-09
Status: Complete

Karakuridôji Ultimo fic. He was the most beautiful robot Yamato had ever laid his eyes on. Too bad that robot happened to be a GUY. 30 random sentences of Yamato X Ultimo, Ultimo X Vice. Yaoi. Please R & R! OOCness regarding Ultimo.

Death of Cartman

2009-02-24T15:18:08-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: South Park
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Horror/Crime
Pairing: Kyle B. & Eric Cartman
Chapters: 1, Words: 952, Reviews: 8 Published: 2-24-09
Status: Complete

Driven to insanity by the fat boy, Kyle takes his ultimate revenge. Character death, insane Kyle, etc. Please R & R!

Wendy And Bebe Kill Kenny

2009-02-21T18:01:35-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: South Park
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Bebe S. & Wendy T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 810, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-21-09
Status: Complete

The premise in a nutshell: Wendy and Bebe are making out, Kenny finds them, he dies of blood loss, and Kyle and Stan run in to deliver their famous dialogue, only to realize that Wendy and Bebe were making out. Wendy X Bebe. Please R & R!

Craig And Butters

2009-02-21T09:59:46-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: South Park
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Friendship/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Craig T. & Butters S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 821, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-21-09
Status: Complete

Craig finds Butters standing out in the rain, crying to himself. Feeling bad for the poor blond boy, he decides to speak to him. Craig X Butters FRIENDSHIP, although you can think of it as yaoi if you want, even though its not meant to be.

Stan's Worst Nightmare

2009-02-21T05:39:31-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: South Park
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Eric Cartman & Wendy T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 648, Reviews: 6 Published: 2-21-09
Status: Complete

Stan Marsh totally hadn't seen this coming at all, and apparently, neither did Cartman nor Wendy. 20 random sentences of Cartman X Wendy, and slight mention of Kyle X Stan. Please R & R!

Hey, You Got Pizza In My Boobs

2009-02-20T17:48:24-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: C.C. & Milly A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 505, Reviews: 4 Published: 2-20-09
Status: Complete

Milly accidentally gets a wad of gooey pizza cheese stuck in between her breasts, and C.C. has just the solution to clean it out. C.C. X Milly, breast licking, yuri, shoujo ai, traumatized Rivalz as usual. Yeah...please R & R.

Kallen On Ecstacy Is Awesome

2009-02-20T07:48:01-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Kallen S. & Shirley F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,143, Reviews: 4 Published: 2-20-09
Status: Complete

During the Cupid's Day Event hosted by Milly, Shirley finds her hat, and her virginity, stolen by an unexpected person, Kallen X Shirley LEMON YURI SHOUJO AI LESBIAN. Please R & R!

Guilford And Cornelius

2009-02-19T15:15:41-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Cornelia L.B. & Gilbert G.P. G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 682, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-19-09
Status: Complete

Guilford decides to finally come out and reveal his true feelings to his beloved prince Cornelius. Guilford X genderswapped Cornelia! And there's Eophemio, too...and it's pretty short, too.

Finger Licker

2009-02-19T14:31:41-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: South Park
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Bebe S. & Wendy T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 380, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-19-09
Status: Complete

When Wendy cuts her finger by accident, Bebe decides to help her 'clean the wound'. Bebe X Wendy with noticable OOCness, I suppose. Femmeslash, lesbian. Please R & R! Sorry it's short.

Departure of Lelouch

2009-02-18T18:10:46-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Supernatural
Pairing: Lelouch L. & Lloyd A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 882, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-18-09
Status: Complete

Several months after R2, Lelouch is a ghost living with Lloyd Asplund, who is apparently the only person who can see him. And...Lelouch suddenly claims he wishes to find love. Lelouch X Lloyd with downer ending. Please R & R! crack yaoi again?

Always Check Who You're Kissing First

2009-02-18T16:09:53-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: C.C. & Kallen S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 517, Reviews: 11 Published: 2-18-09
Status: Complete

Kallen finds Zero asleep on the couch, and she decides to sneak a kiss from him, only to learn that it isn't Lelouch who's under that helmet. Please R & R!

Euphemia Rapes Milly

2009-02-18T13:54:46-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Euphemia L.B. & Milly A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,226, Reviews: 9 Published: 2-18-09
Status: Complete

Instead of suggesting for Euphemia to kill all Japanese, he comes up with a completely different example, while not realizing his Geass was still activated. PWP, Lemon. Euphemia X Milly. YURI, RAPE? Please R & R!

They So Totally Dig Each Other

2009-02-18T12:21:39-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: South Park
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Eric Cartman & Wendy T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 829, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-18-09
Status: Complete

Kyle thinks Cartman and Wendy secretly love each other, Craig doesn't want to believe it, Butters is sceptical, and apparently Kyle and Stan are lovers. I never thought I'd write anything for South Park in my whole life. Please R & R!

Miku Has An Awkward Morning

2009-02-18T10:24:00-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Vocaloid
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Miku H. & Y. Haku
Chapters: 1, Words: 572, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-18-09
Status: Complete

Rated for a certain word. Miku wakes up to find herself naked in bed with Yowane Haku by her side, and she overhears the girl say some rather shocking things in her sleep. Miku X Haku. Shoujo ai. Not too great, but I'll make a better one later on.

Untitled

2009-02-18T09:44:41-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Dawn/Hikari & Cynthia/Shirona
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,343, Reviews: 12 Published: 2-18-09
Status: Complete

Dawn and Cynthia have sex. 'nuff said. LEMON, YURI, SHOUJO AI, LESBIAN. Please R & R!

Kill Odysseus

2009-02-17T06:08:37-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Odysseus E.B. & Li X.
Chapters: 1, Words: 840, Reviews: 4 Published: 2-17-09
Status: Complete

Li Xingke was willing to do anything to get Tianzi out of her marriage with Odysseus...even if that meant having to marry Odysseus himself! One-sided Odysseus X Li Xingke, but for humorous purposes. The title is a parody of 'Kill Bill'.

Coming Out Over The Phone

2009-02-16T19:09:42-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Cynthia/Shirona & Dawn/Hikari
Chapters: 1, Words: 713, Reviews: 6 Published: 2-16-09
Status: Complete

Dawn comes out to her mother over the phone, with Cynthia alongside her. Dawn x Cynthia. Slightly cracky. Yuri, shoujo ai. Please R & R!

The Prince And His Knight

2009-02-16T16:46:45-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Odysseus E.B. & Li X.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,877, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-16-09
Status: Complete

While Tianzi sleeps, Odysseus meets with Li Xingke out on the balcony, and as their conversation goes on...he eventually has his way with him. Lime. Yaoi. Odysseus X Li Xingke. Please R & R? TITLE CHANGE!

Sing A Little Song For You

2009-02-16T11:41:41-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Vocaloid
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Kaito N. & Meiko S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 945, Reviews: 7 Published: 2-16-09
Status: Complete

As the oldest members of the Vocaloid crew, Kaito and Meiko were also the closest. 30 random sentences of Kaito X Meiko. Please R & R!

Let's Lend A Helping Hand

2009-02-16T08:16:08-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Vocaloid
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Miku H. & M. Luka
Chapters: 1, Words: 856, Reviews: 4 Published: 2-16-09
Status: Complete

Keito and the others want to help Miku and Luka get together, but in the end, all their distress was for naught. Miku X Luka shoujo ai, yuri. And a mention of Keito X Meiko at the end. Please R & R!

Love Advice From Doctor Lelouch

2009-02-16T05:50:02-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Lelouch L. & Nunnally L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 786, Reviews: 14 Published: 2-16-09
Status: Complete

Nunnally asks for love advice concerning a crush of hers, so Lelouch gives it to her, despite his own limited knowledge on the subject. Of course, he never expected just who it was that Nunnally had feelings for. Please R & R!

Fetish Fuel

2009-02-15T18:05:29-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Dawn/Hikari & Cynthia/Shirona
Chapters: 1, Words: 347, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-15-09
Status: Complete

Another little sexy Dawn X Cynthia moment. It's short, so I'm sorry. Yuri, shoujo ai. Please R & R! I suppose it's rated M due to...nipples?

Arthur The Human

2009-02-15T17:21:45-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Lelouch L. & Suzaku K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,104, Reviews: 7 Published: 2-15-09
Status: Complete

Arthur becomes a man, Kallen is retarded, Milly is Shirley's obese lover, Lelouch is gay, and Suzaku is the only normal one in this crazy mixed up world he's living in. Seriously, what the heck? Please R & R!

The Britannian Family Fishing Trip

2009-02-15T15:54:08-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Lelouch L. & Charles dB.
Chapters: 4, Words: 4,677, Reviews: 19 Updated: 2-15-09 Published: 2-9-09
Status: Complete

A somewhat spiritual sequel to 'Like Father, Like Son'. Charles takes his kids out on a fishing trip, much to their displeasure, and things just get worse from there on out. Seriously cracky, will be multi-chaptered. Please R & R!

Role Playing Day

2009-02-15T14:39:32-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Dawn/Hikari & Cynthia/Shirona
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,224, Reviews: 6 Published: 2-15-09
Status: Complete

One of Cynthia's favorite pasttimes with Dawn seems to involve dressing up in various outfits, and playing out a 'scenario' that eventually leads to lesbian sex. She is quite an odd one, isn't she? Cynthia X Dawn. Yuri. Please R & R!

Sense of Humor

2009-02-15T11:17:08-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Shaman King
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Anna K. & Chocolove M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,151, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-15-09
Status: Complete

Chocolove asks Anna to be his audience for some new material he's been working on, and the conversation eventually leads to proving whether Anna actually has a sense of humor or not. Anna X Chocolove. CRACK PAIRINGS FTW. Please R & R!

Cynthia Has Diplomatic Immunity, So You Can't Sue

2009-02-15T09:32:33-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Crime/General
Pairing: Cynthia/Shirona & Dawn/Hikari
Chapters: 1, Words: 748, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-15-09
Status: Complete

Thanks to her credentials as Pokemon League Champion, Cynthia was able to get away with basically anything. Even with seducing young girls for sex. No actual sex scenes, but heavily implied to the point of being obvious. Cynthia X Dawn. Yuri. lesbo pedo.

Engel

2009-02-15T07:19:30-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Shaman King
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Anna K. & Tamao T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 701, Reviews: 4 Published: 2-15-09
Status: Complete

Tamao's been handing out valentine cards to everyone, and Anna becomes distressed on why she hasn't been given one yet. Anna X Tamao, shoujo ai, yuri. Late Valentine's Day fic. Please R & R!

I'm Surrounded By Insane Gay Women

2009-02-15T06:16:21-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Lelouch L. & C.C.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,199, Reviews: 21 Updated: 2-15-09 Published: 2-12-09
Status: Complete

Poor Lelouch suffers, as usual, but this time with lesbian hijinks...as usual. Kallen X C.C., Milly X Shirley, emotionally broken Lelouch...this fic's got it all! Except for Diethard. Please R & R! A SECOND CHAPTER HAS BEEN ADDED!

She's Just Using You To Get To Your Dad, Lelouch

2009-02-14T15:40:34-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Charles dB. & Shirley F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 580, Reviews: 6 Published: 2-14-09
Status: Complete

To finish up Valentine's Day, I shall torture you with what is most likely ONE OF THE CRACKIEST PAIRINGS IN CODE GEASS FANON! Seriously, it is. Charles zi Britannia gets a visitor...a FEMALE visitor. And, apparently, her name is Shirley. Please R & R!

The Odd Couple

2009-02-14T10:43:11-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: C.C. & Kyoshiro T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,178, Reviews: 7 Published: 2-14-09
Status: Complete

Valentine's Day fic. Tohdoh has a date with C.C. on Valentine's Day, but something has been bothering him...he doesn't even know WHY he's on a date with her in the first place! Tohdoh X C.C., and mentioned one-sided Chiba X Tohdoh. Please R & R!

Valentine Promises

2009-02-14T09:37:10-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Naoto S. & Rise K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 863, Reviews: 9 Published: 2-14-09
Status: Complete

Valentine's Day fic. Rise wants to do something special with Naoto today, and a certain idea has already come to mind. Naoto X Rise, shoujo ai, yuri. Please R & R!

You Are Truly Brave, Rivalz

2009-02-14T06:30:44-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Rivalz C. & Cornelia L.B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 478, Reviews: 8 Published: 2-14-09
Status: Complete

Rivalz learns just how brave he really is for having a relationship with someone like Cornelia. Rivalz X Cornelia. Next up...C.C. X Tohdoh! Please R & R!

Smoking High, Sneaking Low

2009-02-13T19:03:44-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Tragedy/Crime
Pairing: Rivalz C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,271, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-13-09
Status: Complete

After murdering Milly with a toothbrush out of a fit of rage, Rivalz attempts to hide his crime by killing any who he comes across. All he wants, after all, is a normal life. Black Comedy, I suppose. Crack fic.

Rivalz's Girlfriend

2009-02-13T16:43:05-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Rivalz C. & Cornelia L.B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,458, Reviews: 11 Published: 2-13-09
Status: Complete

Apparently, Rivalz has a girlfriend, but no one believes him. Cornelia has a boyfriend, and apparently he has made her so cheerful that her newfound kindness is even frightening Euphemia. Rivalz X Cornelia. Please R & R!

She Never Loved Me

2009-02-13T14:01:30-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: C.C. & Kallen S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 833, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-13-09
Status: Complete

Kallen had thought C.C. loved her...but then one night she realized it was all just a beautiful lie. Kallen X C.C., angst, depressing stuff, BAD END. Shoujo ai, yuri. Please R & R!

The Other Gay Euphemia Fangirl

2009-02-12T16:51:42-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Milly A. & Nina E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 364, Reviews: 4 Published: 2-12-09
Status: Complete

Rated due to slight sexual themes. Nina once again needs the company of her desk to help her 'let loose her feelings', only she finds her beloved desk already being used by someone else. one-sided lesbianism. Please R & R! It's short, too.

Unseen Confessions

2009-02-12T16:24:15-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Li X. & Tianzi
Chapters: 1, Words: 990, Reviews: 9 Published: 2-12-09
Status: Complete

I don't even like Li Xingke X Tianzi, but wrote this anyway after seeing some cute little comic thing. Odysseus ends up helping the two of them get together, through a special strategy. Li Xingke X Tianzi. Please R & R!

Hooking Up Bartley

2009-02-12T14:33:35-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Clovis L.B. & Bartley A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,527, Reviews: 6 Published: 2-12-09
Status: Complete

Clovis is tired of Bartley attending to him night and day, so he decides to help his attendent hook up with a girl over an internet dating service! And...things don't go so well in the end. Crack fic. Please R & R!

Of Bikes And Bluenettes

2009-02-11T17:19:23-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Yosuke H. & Naoto S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,675, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-11-09
Status: Complete

Naoto offers to help repair Yosuke's bike, but Yosuke himself ends up with other plans, which leads to something more between them. Naoto X Yosuke. Please R & R! Features a flashforward in time to save me trouble.

CC Is So Moe

2009-02-11T07:28:56-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: C.C. & Kallen S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 610, Reviews: 10 Published: 2-11-09
Status: Complete

Short, random story. Kallen thinks C.C. is positively moe, and Zero is worried about what he and Suzaku will have for dinner tonight. Kallen X C.C., and implied LuluXZaku.

Why She Frightens Me

2009-02-10T17:32:03-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Cornelia L.B. & Nonette E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,696, Reviews: 8 Published: 2-10-09
Status: Complete

Nonette Enneagram is said to be one of the few people Cornelia is afraid of. This is why. Nonette X Cornelia yuri, slight bondage I suppose, humiliation, shit like that. YURI. Please R & R! Cornelia is forced to act like a dog.

My Girlfriend's An Angel

2009-02-10T15:30:25-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Chie S. & Yukiko A.
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,050, Reviews: 15 Updated: 2-10-09 Published: 2-6-09
Status: Complete

AU. When Chie Satonaka rushes to school one day, she comes across a girl with wings lying in a puddle of blood. Who is she...and why does she make Chie feel so strange? Eventual Chie X Yukiko. Shoujo ai, yuri. Dropped.

Screw Homework, I'm A Lesbian

2009-02-09T13:40:04-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Hyakko
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Tatsuki I. & Ayumi N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,056, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-9-09
Status: Complete

Tatsuki offers to help Ayumi with her homework, but she has ulterior motives. Tatsuki X Ayumi, with mentioned Torako X Tōma. yuri, shoujo ai, lesbians. Please R & R!

Like Father, Like Son

2009-02-09T07:43:49-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Lelouch L. & Charles dB.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,456, Reviews: 10 Published: 2-9-09
Status: Complete

Rated due to language and such. Charles zi Britannia must spend the entire day at Ashford Academy with his son, and he can't help but cause hell for basically everyone Lelouch knows. Crack fic with pure insanity! Or something like that. Please R & R!

CheeseKun, You Say The Darndest Things

2009-02-08T18:58:32-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Horror
Pairing: Lelouch L. & C.C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 805, Reviews: 11 Published: 2-8-09
Status: Complete

Once again, Lelouch attempts to wow his friends with his "amazing" writing skills...but once again, his plan backfires on him. Once again, a crack fic by me. Please R & R!

Those Three Words

2009-02-08T11:02:55-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Naoto S. & Rise K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 419, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-8-09
Status: Complete

As he watches his two close friends lay together in an embrace, Kanji must accept that he is not the one Naoto wishes to be with. Naoto X Rise, one-sided Kanji X Naoto. Please R & R! I feel bad for Kanji in this one, to tell the truth...

Betting Games

2009-02-07T13:36:27-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Yusei F. & Aki I.
Chapters: 1, Words: 730, Reviews: 4 Published: 2-7-09
Status: Complete

This fic is two versions of a drabble in one with minor, but important changes. Yusei and Aki had a duel betting on who would wear what on their date tonight, and Crow is the one who is witness to it all. Some Yusei X Aki. Please R & R!

Soon To Be Separated

2009-02-07T11:40:23-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Naoto S. & Rise K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 614, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-7-09
Status: Complete

Naoto has a bit of trouble accepting the fact that Rise will be leaving Inaba soon to continue her career. Naoto X Rise shoujo ai, yuri. Please R & R!

I'd Be Upset If I Lost You

2009-02-07T08:06:12-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Pairing: Kanji T. & Chie S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 588, Reviews: 0 Published: 2-7-09
Status: Complete

After having saved Chie for almost losing in a fight against a band of thugs, Kanji seems infuriated with her. But why? Kanji X Chie, fluff but with no kissing taking place. Please R & R!

Just As I Planned

2009-02-07T07:26:38-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Lelouch L. & Rivalz C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 406, Reviews: 6 Published: 2-7-09
Status: Complete

Does this fic contain the greatest yaoi crack pairing ever or GREATEST yaoi crack pairing ever! Nunnally seems to think so. Lelouch X Rivalz. Please R & R!

The Last Slice Of Pizza

2009-02-06T18:40:59-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: C.C. & Kallen S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 478, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-6-09
Status: Complete

Sorry it's kinda short. AU, Lesbian Marriage. Kallen returns home from work one day completely exhausted, but is cheered up when she finds what her wife had left her on the kitchen table. Kallen X C.C. yuri, shoujo ai, fluff I suppose. Please R & R!

Midget Man And The Green Haired Slut

2009-02-06T17:40:56-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: C.C. & V.V.
Chapters: 1, Words: 466, Reviews: 9 Published: 2-6-09
Status: Complete

V.C. explains how his parents got together. Warning: crack fic, and features useless OC whose only purpose of existence is to be the butt of a random joke. Please excuse any faults he may have.

Making Her Smile Again

2009-02-05T13:44:58-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Anya A. & Nunnally L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 913, Reviews: 7 Published: 2-5-09
Status: Complete

A fic with a crack yuri pairing that invovles TWO lolis! Say it ain't so! Anya X Nunnally shoujo ai, yuri. Please R & R! Also, the title will not always fit with the story, but it does this time, so please R & R!

Blackened Seeds

2009-02-05T07:30:34-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Yosuke H. & Yukiko A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 549, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-5-09
Status: Complete

Shadow Yukiko is desperate to find a new prince, and she eventually goes after the one person she apparently can't convince to sleep with her...Shadow Yosuke. One-sided Shadow Yukiko X Shadow Yosuke. Please R & R!

If You're Gay, What Does That Make Me?

2009-02-04T17:56:46-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Naoto S. & Rise K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,540, Reviews: 4 Published: 2-4-09
Status: Complete

After speaking to Rise about her blue-haired lover, Ai and Yumi decide to follow her and her 'boyfriend' to learn what exactly brought them together...and they all turn out gay in the end. Rise X Naoto, Ai X Yumi is love. Yuri, shoujo ai. Please R & R!

N Vs K

2009-02-04T15:21:45-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Naoto S. & Kanji T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 874, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-4-09
Status: Complete

Naoto and Kanji have a rather violent fight over something that they both seem to desire more than anything else, even at the risk of their lives. Please R & R!

You Really Suck In Bed

2009-02-04T14:18:01-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Soji S. & Naoto S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 360, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-4-09
Status: Complete

After having slept together for the first time, Naoto realizes something rather shocking about herself, and Souji is quite surprised when he hears about it. Please R & R!

Red, Blue And Pocky

2009-02-04T02:47:16-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Naoto S. & Yukiko A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 432, Reviews: 4 Published: 2-4-09
Status: Complete

Naoto offers to share some of her pocky, so Yukiko takes advantage of that for herself to get an indirect kiss out of the bluenette. Naoto X Yukiko shoujo ai. Based after a pic on Deviant Art.

RoseBud Was Definitely A Sled

2009-02-03T14:40:41-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: C.C. & Kallen S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 774, Reviews: 7 Published: 2-3-09
Status: Complete

Two short humorous C.C. X Kallen drabbles put into one fic! Shoujo ai, yuri, lesbians. Please R & R!

A Kiss Of Revival

2009-02-02T18:12:54-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Naoto S. & Rise K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 466, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-2-09
Status: Complete

A very random, short fic with Naoto X Rise. Since neither Souji, Yosuke or Kanji will bother reviving Naoto, Rise takes up that responsibility herself. Please R & R!

Naoto Has PMS

2009-02-02T12:29:40-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Naoto S. & Kanji T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 430, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-2-09
Status: Complete

The title says it all. Slight Naoto X Kanji, although Naoto does end up throwing Kanji out a window at the end of this short little ficlet.

King Moron Strikes Back!

2009-02-01T09:32:36-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: K. Morooka
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,117, Reviews: 18 Updated: 2-1-09 Published: 1-31-09
Status: Complete

After being thrown into the TV World by Mitsuo Kubo, Morooka proves himself to actually be quite skilled in protecting himself, as well as he even easily beats his Shadow as well. Crack fic. Please R & R!

Adult Magazines Shouldn't Be Left Out In The Open

2009-01-30T16:08:29-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Yosuke H. & Kuma/Teddie
Chapters: 1, Words: 880, Reviews: 4 Published: 1-30-09
Status: Complete

A bunch of random short stories involving the P4 characters being affected heavily by Yosuke's stash of porn mags, which somehow ends up in the hands of nearly everyone in Inaba. Humorous crack fic. Please R & R!

She's Not As Innocent As She Seems

2009-01-29T12:46:26-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Naoto S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 556, Reviews: 4 Published: 1-29-09
Status: Complete

When asked during a live radio interview about her sex life, Naoto decides to answer the question as "truthfully" as she can. Completely OOC Naoto. Rated due to sex. Naoto X Souji, Teddie X Naoto X Kanji, Naoto X Rise. Please R & R!

Quite Suspicious, Those Two

2009-01-28T09:24:20-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Chie S. & Kanji T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 806, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-28-09
Status: Complete

When Chie and Kanji come into class one day covered in bandages, Naoto decides to try and find out what is going on between her two friends. Kanji X Chie. Please R & R!

Metal Gear Souji: Guns Of The Shadows

2009-01-28T07:30:25-08:00

Author: Roxius
Crossover: Metal Gear and Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Parody/General
Pairing: Soji S.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,856, Reviews: 6 Updated: 1-28-09 Published: 1-15-09
Status: In-Progress

A parody of Metal Gear Solid 4 featuring the Person 4 characters. The list of who plays what role is in the first chapter, and each of the four acts are split into a different amount of parts. Please Read and Review!

In Lesbian Relationships, Kallen Is Always Seme

2009-01-27T15:28:22-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: C.C. & Kallen S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 793, Reviews: 13 Published: 1-27-09
Status: Complete

Rated due to sexual situations. C.C. and Kallen are just enjoying some personal time together, yet the green-haired girl seems to be bothered by something. Kallen X C.C., which means Kallen is the seme. Yuri, shouj oai, lesbians. Please R & R!

Sewing The Threads Of Romance

2009-01-27T07:34:55-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Pairing: Kanji T. & Chie S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,005, Reviews: 6 Published: 1-27-09
Status: Complete

After being mocked as not being 'feminine enough', Chie decides to learn how to sew, so she gets help from the only person she knows with any knowledge in the art of sewing...Kanji Tatsumi. Kanji X Chie. Please R & R!

Shirlenator 9000

2009-01-26T17:34:18-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Shirley F. & Lelouch L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,041, Reviews: 9 Published: 1-26-09
Status: Complete

Shirley dies and is rebuilt as a mechanical cyborg with a machine-gun arm just in time to fight an overwhelming horde of zombies. Yes, that is what happens for a majority of this fic. Pure, sweet, unadulterated crack. Please R & R!

UNBEARLIEVABLE!

2009-01-26T15:40:51-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Soji S. & Yosuke H.
Chapters: 4, Words: 2,925, Reviews: 11 Updated: 1-26-09 Published: 1-2-09
Status: In-Progress

P4. Now a bunch of random Persona 4-related crack drabbles in every chapter starting from chapter 3! Rated for some jokes regarding sexual activites. Please R & R!

Girls' Night Out

2009-01-26T13:37:01-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Naoto S. & Rise K.
Chapters: 4, Words: 4,769, Reviews: 30 Updated: 1-26-09 Published: 1-21-09
Status: Complete

When Naoto becomes depressed over her relationship with Souji being so short-lived, Rise decides to take her out to help brighten her spirits, and eventually romance takes place between them. Naoto X Rise, yuri, shoujo ai. Lesbians. Please R & R!

The Rhino In White

2009-01-25T18:34:50-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Yukiko A. & T. Namatame
Chapters: 1, Words: 844, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-25-09
Status: Complete

Yukiko wakes up to find herself in a hotel room she'd never been to before, and a strange man watching her. One-sided Yukiko X Namatame. Yes, that's right. Crack pairing. Please R & R!

Question Of The Day

2009-01-25T13:30:10-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Soji S. & Kanji T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 732, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-25-09
Status: Complete

Rated due to the context of the conversation. A rather perverse cameraman goes around taping the responses of the P4 male leads when asked a certain question of the day. Contains all het pairings. Crack. Please R & R!

I Am No Longer Your Puppet, Adachi

2009-01-24T14:57:20-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: T. Namatame & T. Adachi
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,036, Reviews: 6 Published: 1-24-09
Status: Complete

As the heroes battle against Izanami, Adachi still lives, but is badly weakened. However, he finds himself facing a foe he had once seen as an 'ally'...Namatame. Adachi Vs. Namatame. Please R & R!

A Man Who Smiles And Eats Cabbage Can't Be Trusted

2009-01-22T15:22:54-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Romance
Pairing: Naoto S. & T. Adachi
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,166, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-22-09
Status: Complete

Four random little drabbles of Adachi X Naoto, of meeting for the first time, and an alternate take on the final confrontation with the evil psycho himself. Please R & R! Adachi has a cabbage obsession in this. Enjoy!

My Daughter's Teenage Grandmother

2009-01-19T16:14:27-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Lelouch L. & Nunnally L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 547, Reviews: 11 Published: 1-19-09
Status: Complete

Lelouch is awoken one night to learn that his father has gotten married, and this woman will be Lelouch's new mother...and his daughter's grandmother! Who is it! Well...crack pairings ahoy. Please R & R!

Sicks and Kasai Get Ice Cream

2009-01-19T14:02:53-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Sicks & Kasai Z.
Chapters: 1, Words: 549, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-19-09
Status: Complete

Sicks and Kasai decide to get some ice cream, but for some reason, the man at the ice cream vendor happens to Spanish. Pretty OOC, even though they still kill people ruthlessly like usual. Please R & R!

Truth, Justice, And Love

2009-01-19T08:33:06-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Naoto S. & Rise K.
Chapters: 5, Words: 3,126, Reviews: 14 Updated: 1-19-09 Published: 1-13-09
Status: In-Progress

A series of P4 yuri oneshots, drabbles, etc. Some chapters may involve AU, or M-rated sexual situations. Genres of chapters can be from fluffy love to violent angst, and such. NaotoXRise, but later chapters will have other pairs. Yuri, shoujo ai, crack.

Facing Up To The Demons

2009-01-19T07:36:23-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Horror/Suspense
Pairing: Soji S. & Naoto S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,600, Reviews: 10 Published: 1-19-09
Status: Complete

Persona 4. On a seemingly normal traverse through one of the TV dungeons, the group ends up facing a foe with much more power than anything they could possibly handle. Warning: Gore, Violence, Character Deaths. Please R & R!

Dragon Ball C

2009-01-18T10:00:44-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Dragon Ball Z
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Goku & Vegeta
Chapters: 45, Words: 48,849, Reviews: 94 Updated: 1-18-09 Published: 10-16-08
Status: In-Progress

NOW A MULTI-CHAPTER FIC! Goku, Vegeta, Gohan and the others go through their most cracktastic adventure yet! Can you believe it? Please R & R! Insanity and total OOCness abound! M-rated due to some jokes.

Who's My Cute Little Girlfriend!

2009-01-17T10:50:54-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Gurren Lagann
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Yoko L. & Nia T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 148, Reviews: 6 Published: 1-17-09
Status: Complete

A freakishly short TTGL crackfic, with some Yoko X Nia yuri. I plan on making a much longer Yoko X Nia fic at some point. Rated due to a certain word. Please R & R!

Insert Title Here

2009-01-14T16:17:58-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Rosario + Vampire
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Moka A. & Kurumu K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 645, Reviews: 9 Published: 1-14-09
Status: Complete

Kurumu sets up a club that focuses on desexualizing female anime characters, but Moka ends up ruining the whole thing by pointing out how fate has binded them to this life of providing fanservice. Quite a random crackfic, I tell you.

Saying Goodbye And Loving It

2009-01-12T03:18:22-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Soji S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 238, Reviews: 6 Published: 1-12-09
Status: Complete

As they watch Souji depart, the rest of the gang reveal how they truly felt about him. Warning: Insane amounts of Souji-bashing. Please R & R!

The Vampire Queen of Inaba

2009-01-11T18:12:06-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Naoto S. & Rise K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,062, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-11-09
Status: Complete

AU, Vampire fic. Naoto Shirogane is the last remaining vampire to live in the town of Inaba, and only her lover, Rise Kujikawa, knows her secret. Naoto X Rise yuri, shoujo ai. Please R & R! May become a multi-chapter fic depending on comments!

Why Do You Eat It?

2009-01-11T09:56:14-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Pairing: Naoto S. & Rise K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 381, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-11-09
Status: Complete

Really short fic, sorry about that. Naoto wonders why Rise enjoys eating tofu so much, and a little flirting ends up going on between them. Naoto X Rise shoujo ai. My next NaotoXRise will be alot longer, I promise!

The Challenge Is Presented!

2009-01-10T17:31:36-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Soji S. & Yosuke H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 555, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-10-09
Status: Complete

A short crack fic. Chie presents Yosuke with a challenge he just can't refuse, for his dignity...or something...is definitely at stake!...I think. Chie X Yukiko, Souji X Yosuke, Slutty! Naoto X Bondage! Kanji, Rise X Teddie. Please R & R!

Having A Gay Old Time

2009-01-10T14:03:48-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Naoto S. & Rise K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 757, Reviews: 5 Published: 1-10-09
Status: Complete

Naoto is dragged to a gay bar by Rise, but something happens that ends up changing their plans for the night. Naoto X Rise shoujo ai, Chie X Yukiko. Please R & R!

Boring Sex Lives

2009-01-10T13:01:10-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Rosario + Vampire
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Mizore S. & Kurumu K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 455, Reviews: 9 Published: 1-10-09
Status: Complete

A really short Lemon involving Mizore, Kurumu and sexual organs created out of ice. Shoujo ai, yuri, whatever. Lesbians. Please R & R!

Closet Invitation

2009-01-09T18:09:34-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Naoto S. & Rise K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 940, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-9-09
Status: Complete

During a make-out session, Naoto realizes the possibility of death in their upcoming battles, but Rise quickly puts her worries to rest with minor sexual amusement. Naoto X Rise shoujo ai. Please R & R!

Let It Rock

2009-01-09T10:55:56-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Mitsuru K. & Shuji I.
Chapters: 1, Words: 608, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-9-09
Status: Complete

Mitsuru makes an attempt to flirt with the Chairman, who seems to be completely oblivious as usual. Crack fic, in terms of Mitsuru's inner personality, I suppose. Please R & R!

Werewolves In Wedding Dresses

2009-01-08T15:22:27-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Rosario + Vampire
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Tsukune A. & Ginei M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 345, Reviews: 5 Published: 1-8-09
Status: Complete

A random little R V fic containing a severly obese Kurumu and Ginei in a wedding dress. Tsukune X Ginei yaoi, but only for comedic purposes. Also, a small bit of onesided Mizore X Kurumu, too. Please R & R!

How I Met Your Grandmother

2009-01-08T13:28:38-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Naoto S. & Rise K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,841, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-8-09
Status: Complete

When Naoto goes to Rise's house to pick her up for their date, she has to deal with the redhead's elderly grandmother first, and hide her true gender from her as well for Rise's sake. Naoto X Rise shoujo ai, yuri. Please R & R!

Chagecha Ragecha!

2009-01-08T06:55:23-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Chagecha
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 30, Words: 40,241, Reviews: 39 Updated: 1-8-09 Published: 10-12-08
Status: In-Progress

A somewhat spiritual sequel to my Kyokusetsu Bo-bobo fic, but it's all about Yoshio Sawai's new manga Chagecha and the characters getting involved with crazy yankee battles! Number 2 of my Sawai Trilogy! Please R & R!

Naoto The Panty Thief

2009-01-07T13:09:47-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Naoto S. & Rise K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 319, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-7-09
Status: Complete

Apparently, Naoto Shirogane is as much of a criminal as the ones she's dedicated her life to hunting down. Please R & R!

Tsukune Snaps

2009-01-07T11:01:20-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Rosario + Vampire
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Tsukune A. & Moka A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 591, Reviews: 21 Published: 1-7-09
Status: Complete

Tsukune finally snaps when he can't take having a horde of women following him all the time, trying to get into his pants. Please R & R!

Tofu In Bed

2009-01-07T10:33:25-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Naoto S. & Rise K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 713, Reviews: 10 Published: 1-7-09
Status: Complete

Basically a PWP. Naoto returns to her room one day and finds Rise in a rather...interesting position. Naoto X Rise yuri, Lemon, sex involving melted tofu. Please R & R!

Christmas Eve Night

2009-01-06T17:22:38-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Naoto S. & Rise K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,286, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-6-09
Status: Complete

On the night of Christmas Eve, Naoto receives an unexpected visitor...who has apparently gotten sick with a fever. Naoto X Rise shoujo ai, yuri, and implied yaoi at the end, as well as mentioned Naoto X Souji throughout the fic. Please R & R!

The Blank Slate Of His Existence

2009-01-06T07:38:03-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Inoue O. & Grimmjow J.
Chapters: 1, Words: 938, Reviews: 4 Published: 1-6-09
Status: Complete

Alternative Pairings For The Win! I think this came out pretty well, I suppose, but please tell me what you think. 30 random sentences of Orihime X Grimmjow, ranging from raunchy implied sex to painful angst. You know, it's just the good stuff! Please R!

Operation Naoto X Rise

2009-01-05T17:10:39-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Naoto S. & Rise K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,016, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-5-09
Status: Complete

Crack and yuri goodness combined! I'll write some more serious and/or fluffy NaoRise fics later on, but for now, please enjoy the crack hilarity! Naoto X Rise. Yuri, shoujo ai, please R & R!

A Very White Christmas

2009-01-04T16:24:28-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Rosario + Vampire
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Mizore S. & Kurumu K.
Chapters: 6, Words: 4,656, Reviews: 18 Updated: 1-4-09 Published: 12-21-08
Status: Complete

Rated for language and sexual themes later on. Several days before Christmas, Mizore and Kurumu must both sort out their feelings for one another...and learn to accept their own sexual orientations. Sorry, I ended it early because I couldn't stand it.

My Perverse Nightmare

2009-01-04T13:59:18-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Naoto S. & Kanji T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 705, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-4-09
Status: Complete

In a moment of randomness, the group tries to see who has had the most perverse dreams, but as usual, Naoto Shirogane has just the thing to make her the most perverted of them all...if that's even a good thing to be proud of. Please R & R!

Troubles of Parenthood

2009-01-04T12:08:46-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Family
Pairing: Naoto S. & Rise K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,057, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-4-09
Status: Complete

AU, Futurefic. Naoto and Rise are a married couple, and it appears that their daughter Kinuko has been hearing some strange noises in her closet. Naoto X Rise, I guess. Also, there's mentions of Uncle Kanji! Might make sequel. Please R & R!

The Flaws of Her Plan

2009-01-03T16:20:24-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Kanji T. & Naoto S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 209, Reviews: 12 Published: 1-3-09
Status: Complete

Kanji points out an odd flaw in Naoto's attempts to be a 'man'. Just a really short little humor fic making fun of the character's flaws and characteristics, as usual. Please R & R!

Under The Rain, Lips Meet

2009-01-03T15:45:32-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Naoto S. & Rise K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,129, Reviews: 7 Published: 1-3-09
Status: Complete

After spending the day at Junes, Naoto and Rise wait for the bus as the rain pours down upon them. During that time, confessions are suddenly made and feelings revealed. Naoto X Rise, my P4 OTP. Shoujo ai, yuri, lesbians, etc. Please R & R!

Moments Like This Are Always Interrupted

2009-01-01T12:49:06-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Rukia K. & Inoue O.
Chapters: 1, Words: 449, Reviews: 4 Published: 1-1-09
Status: Complete

When Orihime doubts herself, Rukia is there to snap her out of it with kind words...and the secret motive of wanting to make out with her. Rukia X Orihime, alternate take on that one scene in the manga...hopefully you'll know which one when you read this.

Butterflies in The Skies

2008-12-31T18:17:14-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Buso Renkin
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: K. Chouno & Mahiro M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 860, Reviews: 4 Published: 12-31-08
Status: Complete

Sometimes, the man with the butterfly wings came to visit her, late in the night. Maybe he wasn't as emotionless as he tried to seem. Chouno/Papillon X Mahiro Muto in 30 random sentences. Please R & R!

She's So Popular Even The Girls Want Her

2008-12-30T07:41:45-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh GX
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Asuka T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 576, Reviews: 1 Published: 12-30-08
Status: Complete

Asuka is confronted by a Ra Yellow student who seems to have a major crush on her, and things get a little awkward. Onesided Shoujo ai, onesided lesbianism. Please R & R!

Entwining of The Dragons

2008-12-29T18:50:28-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Yusei F. & Aki I.
Chapters: 1, Words: 958, Reviews: 10 Published: 12-29-08
Status: Complete

Even though they're playing a children's card game, they can still make it a life or death situation. 30 random sentences of Yusei Fudo X Aki Izayoi, Faithshipping. Please R & R! Oh god, I wrote het...

Valkyrie's Deliverance

2008-12-29T09:32:56-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Cornelia L.B. & Nina E.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,966, Reviews: 4 Updated: 12-29-08 Published: 12-26-08
Status: In-Progress

A story of two women with nothing in common drawn together by the tragic loss of a loved one, and the love that they soon feel for each other. AU Cornelia li Britannia X Nina Einstein yuri, yeah, you read it right. Will not be as long as CCXKallen fic.

All She Needed Was a Few Extra Bullets I Suppose

2008-12-28T15:23:04-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy
Pairing: Lelouch L. & Euphemia L.B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 375, Reviews: 10 Published: 12-28-08
Status: Complete

An alternate take on the scene of Lelouch shooting Euphemia. Character death included! Please R & R!

The One Who Gropes In The Night

2008-12-26T16:39:22-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Fairy Tail
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Lucy H. & Erza S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 228, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-26-08
Status: Complete

A freakishly short Lucy X Erza oneshot, with breast-groping involved, an old classic in Japan. Please read and review!

Harry, Ron And The Catgirl

2008-12-25T17:39:47-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 472, Reviews: 5 Published: 12-25-08
Status: Complete

An alternate take on Harry and Ron's reactions to Hermione's accidental transformation into a cat due to the Polyjuice Potion. My 500th fic, so I celebrated by breaking my golden rule to never write for this series! Enjoy the short one-shot crackiness!

The Candy Girl And Her Lover

2008-12-23T18:18:56-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: C.C. & Kallen S.
Chapters: 10, Words: 18,361, Reviews: 41 Updated: 12-23-08 Published: 12-13-08
Status: Complete

AU. C.C. works at a local candy store, and ends up finding herself forming a relationship with an odd college classmate of hers by the name of Kallen. C.C. X Kallen yuri, shoujo ai, lesbians, with other pairings later on. Please R & R! COMPLETE!

ElfLelouch

2008-12-22T15:01:02-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Lelouch L. & Charles dB.
Chapters: 1, Words: 915, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-22-08
Status: Complete

A short parody of the beginning of the movie 'Elf' with Lelouch as the main character! Please R & R!

Lelouchebag

2008-12-20T17:18:03-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Lelouch L. & Shirley F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 339, Reviews: 16 Published: 12-20-08
Status: Complete

After finding Shirley dead, Lelouch decides to give her the one thing she had failed to obtain while she was alive. Please R & R!

Jeremiah and Kallen Are Both Virgins

2008-12-19T18:11:36-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Jeremiah G. & Kallen S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 566, Reviews: 12 Published: 12-19-08
Status: Complete

....Who knew? Jeremiah X Kallen. crack pairings FTW! Please R & R!

Girl In Byakoya

2008-12-19T16:08:27-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Kaguya S. & Tianzi
Chapters: 1, Words: 586, Reviews: 2 Published: 12-19-08
Status: Complete

Tianzi finds herself in quite an odd situation...she's been kidnapped, and is being forced to marry Kaguya, who she only thinks of as a friend! Onesided Tianzi X Kaguya. Please R & R!

Hikari's Revenge

2008-12-19T06:16:39-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Strawberry Panic!
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Crime/General
Pairing: Hikari K. & Kaname K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,290, Reviews: 10 Published: 12-19-08
Status: In-Progress

Hikari finally loses it when Kaname attempts to rape her again, and this time...she gets violent. Warning: Contains rape, futanari-style, and alot of violence. Rated 'M' for a reason. Please R & R!

Lelouch And The Internet Meme Movie

2008-12-17T13:36:53-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Lelouch L. & C.C.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,340, Reviews: 8 Published: 12-17-08
Status: Complete

With nothing better to do, Lelouch gathers the few friends he has and Shirley to help him create a movie...based around performing Internet Memes, but I got bored with it already so it ends with the second chapter.

This Is My Britannia Of Whatever

2008-12-16T04:28:55-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Lelouch L. & C.C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 606, Reviews: 6 Published: 12-16-08
Status: Complete

Who knew that Lelouch wears reading glasses...or that he was good at writing parodies of other songs? Please R & R!

The Name of My Child

2008-12-15T18:14:14-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Lelouch L. & Suzaku K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 449, Reviews: 4 Published: 12-15-08
Status: Complete

Now that the mother has been found out, Lelouch decides it's time for the next step. They gotta NAME the baby! Please R & R!

The Mother Of The Child

2008-12-15T04:17:03-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Lelouch L. & C.C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 748, Reviews: 8 Published: 12-15-08
Status: Complete

Lelouch finally learns who the mother is of his child, and as usual, it definitely isn't who he would have rather had it been. Please R & R!

Lelouch's Daughter

2008-12-14T15:51:12-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Lelouch L. & Suzaku K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 804, Reviews: 15 Published: 12-14-08
Status: Complete

Apparently, Lelouch has a daughter with the power of Geass in both of her eyes...who knew? Please R & R!

You're A Good Man, Charles zi Brown

2008-12-13T15:18:02-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Lelouch L. & Charles dB.
Chapters: 1, Words: 852, Reviews: 5 Published: 12-13-08
Status: Complete

Charles zi Britannia once again tries his hand at writing fanfiction, with disasterous results. Please R & R!

Can It Get Any More Random for Lelouch?

2008-12-13T10:36:34-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Lelouch L. & Suzaku K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 576, Reviews: 7 Published: 12-13-08
Status: Complete

Actually, it can get more random. Please R & R!

Lulu's Bizarre Adventure

2008-12-13T10:17:59-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Supernatural
Pairing: Lelouch L. & C.C.
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,747, Reviews: 3 Updated: 12-13-08 Published: 12-10-08
Status: In-Progress

X-over with Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. Lelouch and C.C. are forced to team up with a man named Jotaro Kujo and defeat the various students at Ashford Academy that have awakened to immense powers known as Stands. Please R & R!

Cornelia Is Selling Herself

2008-12-13T03:49:29-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Cornelia L.B. & Jeremiah G./Orange
Chapters: 1, Words: 605, Reviews: 5 Published: 12-13-08
Status: Complete

Who knew that Cornelia li Britannia was a bisexual prostitute...WAIT A MINUTE, NO SHE'S NOT! Please R & R!

Even More Randomness By Lelouch

2008-12-12T16:24:29-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Lelouch L. & Suzaku K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 646, Reviews: 6 Published: 12-12-08
Status: Complete

Apparently, C.C. was turned into a puppy and Kallen was turned into a baby. And Rivalz and Gino sing. It's all good. Please R & R!

Fruit Of The Lone Loom

2008-12-12T07:40:27-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: C.C. & Kallen S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 442, Reviews: 6 Published: 12-12-08
Status: Complete

For some reason, I can't seem to be able to write anything remotely long at the moment. Ah, well. Some sorta-kinky fluff with C.C. and Kallen as lesbian lovers. IT'S ALL GOOD! C.C. X Kallen. Yuri, shoujo ai, lesbians, homosexual women, femmeslash, etc.

Lelouch At The CosplayCon

2008-12-12T07:22:06-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Lelouch L. & C.C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 885, Reviews: 12 Published: 12-12-08
Status: Complete

Lelouch, C.C., Kallen, Suzaku and Euphemia go to the cosplay-con being held at Ashford Academy. The twist here is...Lelouch DOESN'T go dressed as Zero! Please R & R!

Lelouch, Video Game Creator

2008-12-11T16:36:18-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Lelouch L. & Suzaku K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 637, Reviews: 8 Published: 12-11-08
Status: Complete

Lelouch created several video games, but they aren't as original as he had thought. Please R & R!

Euphie The Badass

2008-12-11T04:27:11-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Lelouch L. & Euphemia L.B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 776, Reviews: 9 Published: 12-11-08
Status: Complete

In a last-ditch attempt to humor himself, Lelouch uses his Geass to hypnotize Euphemia...into becoming a juvenile delinquent! Please R & R!

Breaking The Habit

2008-12-10T15:47:32-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Lelouch L. & Kallen S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,053, Reviews: 7 Published: 12-10-08
Status: Complete

Lelouch and Kallen attempt to help C.C. break her obsession with pizza, but things end up going horribly astray. Please R & R!

Indulgement

2008-12-09T18:07:06-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Kallen S. & Nunnally L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 344, Reviews: 1 Published: 12-9-08
Status: Complete

Kallen wakes up one morning and recalls the experience she had shared last night with a certain sibling of Lelouch's. Kallen X Nunnally shoujo ai, implied yuri. Please R & R!

It Is Officially Random

2008-12-09T16:33:00-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Lelouch L. & Suzaku K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,342, Reviews: 11 Published: 12-9-08
Status: Complete

After writing a fic about all of his friends being disabled, Lelouch is challenged to a duel by Suzaku, and this somehow reminds him of the time Nunnally wrote her own rap song. Please R & R!

The Birthday of A Thousand Desks

2008-12-09T15:18:57-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Nina E. & Lelouch L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 364, Reviews: 4 Published: 12-9-08
Status: Complete

It's Nina Einstein's birthday, and Lelouch and the others all seemed to have had the exact same idea when they bought their gifts for her. Please R & R!

Relationship Counseling

2008-12-09T04:30:02-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Lelouch L. & Kallen S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 556, Reviews: 16 Published: 12-9-08
Status: Complete

Lelouch and Kallen seem to have a problem with their relationship, so they go and get counseling. But...is it really a problem? Please R & R!

Can Lelouch Do It All?

2008-12-08T07:28:21-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Lelouch L. & Kallen S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 448, Reviews: 10 Published: 12-8-08
Status: Complete

Kallen and C.C. decide to see if Lelouch truly is amazing at everything he does...by asking him to draw a picture. Please R & R!

Definitely Not What Was To Be Expected

2008-12-07T17:47:31-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Kallen S. & Lelouch L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 304, Reviews: 6 Published: 12-7-08
Status: Complete

Kallen finally gets her kiss from Lelouch...and realizes what a fool she was to desire such a thing. Please R & R!

Caught In The Act

2008-12-06T08:38:08-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Lelouch L. & C.C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 153, Reviews: 17 Published: 12-6-08
Status: Complete

Probably my shortest fic ever. Lelouch gets caught doing something in his bedroom, and it ain't pretty. Please R & R!

Blood Bath, But Not What You Think

2008-12-05T18:14:15-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Hyakko
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Torako K. & Nene A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 643, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-5-08
Status: Complete

Not much, just something kinda random. After getting a facefull of Nene's nosebleed, Torako falls into the 'care' of the perverted red head, despite not needing any help in the first place. Torako X Nene yuri, shoujo ai. Please R & R!

Pineapple Panic!

2008-12-05T06:44:44-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Strawberry Panic!
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Nagisa A. & Shizuma H.
Chapters: 12, Words: 26,453, Reviews: 48 Updated: 12-5-08 Published: 11-15-08
Status: In-Progress

Rated due to language and total OOCness. A normal meeting of 'The Handsome Lesbian Club' goes haywire when news hits that a STRAIGHT GIRL has arrived on the premises! It's just pure crack, baby! Please R & R! Other stuff happens too.

Yaya Wins

2008-11-30T11:57:28-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Strawberry Panic!
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Crime/Tragedy
Pairing: Amane O. & Yaya N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 835, Reviews: 6 Published: 11-30-08
Status: Complete

Yaya finally comes up with a way to make Hikari hers once and for all, as well as get Amane out of the picture. AmaneXHikari mentioned but not seen, and one-sided Yaya X Hikari. For some reason, I like this series all of the sudden...warning: violence.

Vanilla Ice

2008-11-29T19:27:53-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Hyakko
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Torako K. & Nene A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 688, Reviews: 5 Published: 11-29-08
Status: Complete

Ushio and Nene are both in love with Torako, and things get a little hairy when an argument breaks out between them, much to Torako's chagrin. Ushio X Torako X Nene. First Hyakko fic! Shoujo ai, yuri implications. etc. Please R & R!

The Rise of Agi

2008-11-29T10:40:30-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Eyeshield 21
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Horror/Suspense
Pairing: Jumonji J. & Sena K.
Chapters: 4, Words: 8,049, Reviews: 13 Updated: 11-29-08 Published: 11-14-08
Status: Complete

Rated for gore, language. A normal day at Deimon High School becomes complete hell as Mamori murders a teacher in cold blood, and the entire student body is possessed by an oncoming godly force known as Agi. Now, the football team must fight to survive!

Unintended Words

2008-11-25T03:22:32-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Touhou Project
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Sakuya I. & H. Meiling
Chapters: 1, Words: 689, Reviews: 5 Published: 11-25-08
Status: Complete

Sakuya X Meiling shoujo ai fic. Sakuya ends up letting it slip that she raped Meiling last night...or was it really rape at all? Rated due to constant mention of rape and a certain 'm' word. Yuri, lesbians, shoujo ai, shojo ai, the good stuff Please R & R

The ZoeyXGlameow Project

2008-11-22T19:52:41-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Zoey/Nozomi
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,002, Reviews: 7 Published: 11-22-08
Status: Complete

Basically what happens is that Zoey gets raped by Glameow while taking a bath. Yes, you read that right. A request made by a friend of mine on Deviant Art. Don't like, don't read!

Early Morning Desires

2008-11-22T11:34:13-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Air Gear
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Simca & Mikan N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 371, Reviews: 6 Published: 11-22-08
Status: Complete

Simca wakes Mikan up and wants to have sex with her, but her tomboy lover isn't really into it, especially at 6 in the morning. Very short MikanXSimca fic. Mikan X Simca shoujo ai, yuri. Please R & R!

Those Accursed Fried Rice Crackers!

2008-11-19T15:13:03-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: M. Ōmaeda & Soi Fon
Chapters: 11, Words: 7,442, Reviews: 33 Updated: 11-19-08 Published: 10-31-08
Status: In-Progress

Truthfully, I don't really like this story at all, but since quite a few people liked it, and I feel really bad now for doing such a thing by ending it, I want to make it up to all of you. Read the preview for the actual chapter 5! I'm sorry...

Bianchi Loves Haru

2008-11-18T07:22:11-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Bianchi & Haru M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 316, Reviews: 0 Published: 11-18-08
Status: Complete

I wanna write more for this series. Better than it sounds, a short, sweet little Bianchi X Haru fic. Shoujo ai, yuri. Might write a Kyoko X Chrome later, and maybe even a het pairing fic at some point. Who knows? Please R & R! Rated for implied sex.

Flower Offering

2008-11-12T19:16:25-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Rosario + Vampire
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Kurumu K. & Mizore S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,355, Reviews: 10 Published: 11-12-08
Status: Complete

Tsukune and Moka find Kurumu disgruntled about something, and it turns out to be that she wants to muster up the courage to admit her feelings to Mizore! Kurumu X Mizore yuri, shoujo ai with some Tsukune X Moka on the side.

Another Naruto Weight Gain Story

2008-11-12T13:13:34-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Hinata H. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,401, Reviews: 6 Published: 11-12-08
Status: Complete

Basically, Hinata, Sakura and Ino end up getting really fat. You can find this hilarious, disgusting or even a turn-on if you want. As long as you don't flame and enjoy it in some manner, than I have accomplished my mission. That is all. Please R & R!

Where We Are Now

2008-11-08T16:05:13-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Eyeshield 21
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Family
Pairing: Hiruma Y. & Mamori A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 587, Reviews: 4 Published: 11-8-08
Status: Complete

AU, futurverse, somewhat OOC. Now a 35-year old boring businessman, Hiruma prepares for work one day when he receives a call from a person from his past who he no longer cares for. Please R & R!

My Fort Frolic of Whatever

2008-11-07T17:45:03-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: BioShock
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Sander C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 255, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-7-08
Status: Complete

I just couldn't help myself, but I had to choose between the song being sung by Jack Ryan or Sander Cohen, and in the end...the artist won. A parody of 'My United States of Whatever' by Liam Lynch. Please Read and Review!

Phenomenon

2008-11-07T13:41:43-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: BioShock
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Andrew R. & Sander C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 799, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-7-08
Status: Complete

Andrew Ryan has a chat with a very drunk and peeved Sander Cohen, and then they find out exactly what Diane and Jasmine have been up to lately. The pairing here is...? Please Read & Review!

Beyond The Sea

2008-11-06T16:42:28-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Final Fantasy X-2
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Crime/Humor
Pairing: Yuna & Rikku
Chapters: 1, Words: 373, Reviews: 9 Published: 11-6-08
Status: Complete

The title is not important to this fic. Rikku does the most idiotic thing possible and tells Yuna she ate the last pudding cup. And, Yuna doesn't take it too well. PLease Read and review!

Amnesia and Fried Rice Crackers

2008-11-05T17:35:47-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Soi Fon & M. Ōmaeda
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,764, Reviews: 6 Updated: 11-5-08 Published: 11-3-08
Status: Complete

Omaeda accidentally causes Soifon to get amnesia, and now she thinks they've not only been childhood friends, but also that they're going to get married! NOT A SOIFON x OMAEDA FIC...I'M WAITING FOR DIFFERENT TIME TO WRITE ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE.

Thoughts of the Raging Lesbian

2008-11-04T16:41:05-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Final Fantasy X-2
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Yuna & Paine
Chapters: 1, Words: 566, Reviews: 7 Published: 11-4-08
Status: Complete

A short Yuna X Paine shoujo ai, yuri fic. Please Read and Review! I thought it came out pretty well, despite it being so short...and all that. YURI, SHOUJO AI, LESBIANS, GAY GIRLS, WHATEVER.

The Fresh Scientist of Rapture

2008-11-03T09:28:23-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: BioShock
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Y. Suchong
Chapters: 1, Words: 316, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-3-08
Status: Complete

Yi Suchong sings his new theme song, which oddly enough sounds similar to that of a certain prince of bel-air...Please Read and Review! Also, if you've never played BioShock, Suchong sometimes speaks in third-person, so that's why...

Hallow's Eve Hell

2008-10-30T14:27:59-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Horror/Drama
Pairing: Solid Snake & Falco L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,801, Reviews: 6 Published: 10-30-08
Status: Complete

My Halloween fic...although it's not very Halloweeny in a sense. Snake finds Kirby buried and dead, and mentions of a long-past incident arise. Soon, everyone in the Mansion finds themselves in danger from an otherworldly force with a thirst for revenge.

Dasukuma

2008-10-26T10:01:12-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Earthbound
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Pairing: Kumatora & Duster
Chapters: 1, Words: 887, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-26-08
Status: Complete

Lucas isn't entirely oblivious to the true feelings between his two other human teammates in this battle against the Pig Mask Army. Dasukuma, Duster X Kumatora, 30 random sentences. Please R & R!

Sugar Is The Basis of My Belief System

2008-10-25T11:01:03-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Light Y. & L
Chapters: 1, Words: 479, Reviews: 0 Published: 10-25-08
Status: Complete

L finds all of his sugar cubes and his sweets missing. Sometimes, not even a world-famous detective can keep his cool in such a crisis as this. Implied yaoi at one part. Please Read and Review!

WELCOME TO CRAPTURE!

2008-10-25T04:25:25-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: BioShock
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,567, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-25-08 Published: 10-23-08
Status: In-Progress

A crack fic based on the awesome BioShock game. Somewhat follows the beginning of the storyline, and then eventually diverges into an original plot. Please READ AND REVIEW SO I'LL CONTINUE, OKAY! THANK YOU!

A Trip To Disneyland

2008-10-24T13:24:52-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Light Y. & L
Chapters: 1, Words: 625, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-24-08
Status: Complete

Light, L and Misa go to Tokyo Disneyland, but get a little side-tracked after Light is forced to wear a Goofy suit! Please Read and Review!

High School Cromartie Days In Flux Ten

2008-10-23T16:36:46-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Cromartie High School
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 8, Words: 3,670, Reviews: 15 Updated: 10-23-08 Published: 10-18-08
Status: Complete

Cromartie rulez! A series of random Cromartie drabbles, staring all different characters and situations beyond normal understanding! No pairings. Please R & R!

Light's Birthday

2008-10-22T17:47:16-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Light Y. & L
Chapters: 1, Words: 873, Reviews: 8 Published: 10-22-08
Status: Complete

It's Light's Birthday, and everyone is invited! Except...Light never wanted to celebrate his birthday in the first place. However, he has no choice but to do so, or else L will think he's Kira...again. Please Read and Review!

INTEGRO

2008-10-20T16:43:25-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Misc. Anime/Manga
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Chapters: 2, Words: 6,413, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-20-08 Published: 10-17-08
Status: In-Progress

An original fiction, but heavily based after The Drifting Classroom and Battle Royale. 18 people on death row are given a chance at freedom...by having to explore a newly discovered hidden dimension. Warning: harsh language, gore, yaoi, yuri, het, etc.

Hit By A Smooth Criminal

2008-10-15T18:07:43-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Gurren Lagann
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 609, Reviews: 3 Published: 10-15-08
Status: Complete

A quick story of love, heartbreak and lesbians. Simon is asked by Nia to meet with her at a diner, and he thinks she wants to finally be his girlfriend. But, actually it's much worse for him. Please R & R! I didn't feel like making a long thing outta it.

Kinky Failure

2008-10-14T17:11:18-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Disgaea
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sapphire R. & Raspberyl
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,302, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-14-08
Status: Complete

Almaz decides to get Rasberyl's help in going on a date with Sapphire...by having the little demon girl ask for him! Obviously, it still won't end well. Shoujo ai, yuri, lesbians. Please R & R! Sort of a sequel to 'Spiraling Raven'.

Konoha Psycho

2008-10-12T09:26:47-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Crime/Suspense
Pairing: Sakura H. & Hinata H.
Chapters: 8, Words: 13,974, Reviews: 36 Updated: 10-12-08 Published: 9-15-08
Status: Complete

Major OOC and AU. Hyuga Hinata goes on a little evil killing spree. Nothing big. BE WARNED, CONTAINS SOME BRUTAL STUFF, LIKE GORE AND CANNIBALISM. Please Read and Review! Please Review, people, I mean it!

Fried Rice Crackers

2008-10-12T06:02:07-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Soi Fon & M. Ōmaeda
Chapters: 1, Words: 618, Reviews: 6 Published: 10-12-08
Status: Complete

A short Soifon X Omeada crack fic. Yeah, you read it right. After a desperate search for his rice crackers, Omeada finds them in the possession of his captain herself! Please read and review!

Kyokusetsu Bobobobo Bobobo

2008-10-11T17:08:30-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 60, Words: 119,812, Reviews: 132 Updated: 10-11-08 Published: 9-11-08
Status: Complete

During their travels, the Bo-bobo Group must fight the mysterious 0-Block Base, the Sabaku Guardian Corps. and The New Hajikelist Union! What new heights of insanity will be reached? IT'S COMPLETE! Eventual Beauty X Gasser.

30 Things of Destiny

2008-10-11T07:49:45-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Rosario + Vampire
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Kurumu K. & Mizore S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 837, Reviews: 15 Published: 10-11-08
Status: Complete

30 random sentences of Mizore X Kurumu, with some mentioned het pairings as well, like TsukuneXMoka and such. Shoujo ai, yuri, lesbians, whatever. May seem OOC and AU. Please R & R!

We're Still Delinquents, Right?

2008-10-03T17:21:36-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Disgaea
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Asuka C. & Kyoko N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 435, Reviews: 6 Published: 10-3-08
Status: Complete

Asuka wakes up one night, and explains her worries to her lover Kyoko. Asuka X Kyoko shoujo ai and yuri. Please R & R!

Spiraling Raven

2008-09-28T07:26:30-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Disgaea
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Almaz von A. A. & Sapphire R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 729, Reviews: 6 Published: 9-28-08
Status: Complete

Disgaea 3. Almaz attempts to ask Sapphire out on a date, but things obviously don't go as planned. Please R & R!

Waka Laka

2008-09-21T15:45:53-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Ben 10
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Gwen T. & Charmcaster
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,353, Reviews: 10 Published: 9-21-08
Status: Complete

Takes place during 'Ben 10,000'. Gwen asks her future-self if she gets married, and finds out that she has a wife instead of a husband. Future!Gwen X Future!Charmcaster. Please Read and Review!

I Wanted To Let You Know That I Love You

2008-09-20T18:23:41-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Ben 10
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Gwen T. & Charmcaster
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,383, Reviews: 6 Published: 9-20-08
Status: Complete

Set during Alien Force. Gwen receives a message from a secret admirer and goes to the meeting place, only to meet up with a woman from her past she thought she'd never see again. Gwen X Charmcaster, with mentioned Ben X Kevin. Please R & R!

I Bestow Upon Thee: Panties!

2008-09-18T18:23:14-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Fairy Tail
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Erza S. & Lucy H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 346, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-18-08
Status: Complete

Natsu gives Erza the wonderful gift of Lucy's panties. Lucy X Erza shoujoai, yuri. Also, onesided Every Male in Fairy Tail X Erza...it'll make more sense if you read this. Please R & R!

Screw In The Donut

2008-09-18T13:03:39-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Gurren Lagann
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Simon & Nia T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 150, Reviews: 9 Published: 9-18-08
Status: Complete

Nia storms into Simon's room with an accusation about the poor kid. Mentioned Simon X Yoko, suggested threesome. This is barely a drabble. Please R & R! Rated for sexual innuendo.

Saving Private Simon

2008-09-17T18:14:50-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Gurren Lagann
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Yoko L. & Nia T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 692, Reviews: 9 Published: 9-17-08
Status: Complete

Same old, same old. Simon is worried about Yoko and Nia, so he goes off to find them...but what he discovers both disturbs and arouses him. Also, Boota kills Kamina for stealing his drugs. Yoko X Nia yuri. LEMON. Please R & R! Title not important to fic.

BioMeat 101

2008-09-17T17:56:06-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Bio-Meat: Nectar/ビーエムネクタール
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 503, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-17-08
Status: Complete

20 various sentences centering around the manga series Bio-Meat: Nectar by Fujisawa Yuki. Slight Maaya X Kano, Kano X Banba, Maaya X Shingo in some sentences. Please R & R! You probably won't get this stuff unless you actually read the manga. Many are AU.

Reasons For Crossdressing

2008-09-14T17:25:07-08:00

Author: Roxius
Category: Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,113, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-14-08
Status: Complete

Beauty finds Don Patch singing one night, and she learns the reasons why he always dresses up as a woman. Beauty X Don Patch. You can also see it as more of a friendship too, really. Please Read and Review!