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Extreme Home Makeover Cullen Edition

2009-07-10T20:51:46-08:00

Author: Alunamai
Crossover: Misc. Tv Shows and Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 665, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-10-09
Status: In-Progress

The Cullens go on a vacation and then come home to a completely destroyed house. The town rallys together to get Extreme Makeover Home Edition to come and give the Cullens a new home...

With Or Without You

2009-01-23T23:56:05-08:00

Author: Alunamai
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 13, Words: 20,813, Reviews: 233 Updated: 1-23-09 Published: 10-28-07
Status: In-Progress

A different Twilight... What if Bella had been pregnant when Edward first met her... what if in the first chapter he asked her to marry him in order to help with the baby... R&R

Alice

2008-06-21T16:02:44-08:00

Author: Alunamai
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,831, Reviews: 14 Updated: 6-21-08 Published: 6-16-08
Status: In-Progress

Alice is pregnant by her boyfriend Jasper. She gives it up for adoption... but everything seems to go haywire. Could the Cullen family, really be vampires... all human except Esme Carlisle and Edward. Rated T. Based on Juno.

I Hate Jacob Black

2008-06-05T01:36:15-08:00

Author: Alunamai
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,289, Reviews: 26 Published: 6-5-08
Status: In-Progress

Bella married Jake... but within a month he imprinted... she doesn't blame him... he disappears leaving both Bells and the imprint girl behind... Bella returns home and to Edward... what happens when both she and the imprint girl are pregnant... rated T

An Investgatin Into A Haunting

2008-04-28T12:42:56-08:00

Author: Alunamai
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,746, Reviews: 20 Updated: 4-28-08 Published: 10-24-06
Status: In-Progress

In Louisville, Kentucky, there is a haunted hospital that has been closed since 1982. Carlisle had worked there in the late twenties. Now the Cullens, joind by the Most Haunted crew travel channel, are going to investigate. Who gets possessed? What happen

Aro Volturi

2008-04-23T06:43:31-08:00

Author: Alunamai
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 6, Words: 6,557, Reviews: 61 Updated: 4-23-08 Published: 9-26-07
Status: In-Progress

The title says it all. What is Aro like when the Cullens come to visit? And is it possible that Aro has a man crush on Carlisle? read and find out... rated T to be safe. R&R!

Jeopardy Cullen Style

2008-02-15T09:03:52-08:00

Author: Alunamai
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,008, Reviews: 33 Published: 2-15-08
Status: In-Progress

“Jacob Black, you look rather pleased. Lets see what you wrote down…” the screen turned up blue. “Nothing. The question was write anything and you got it wrong. I’m speechless. Lets see what you wagered… Eleventy Billion Dollars. That’s not even a real nu

To Annoy The Cullens

2008-01-09T11:00:01-08:00

Author: Alunamai
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 8, Words: 4,985, Reviews: 114 Updated: 1-9-08 Published: 11-9-07
Status: In-Progress

Eight hundred ways to Annoy the Cullens... We say Eight Hundred because Bella is considered a Cullen in our book!

Aro Universtity

2007-12-18T11:16:46-08:00

Author: Alunamai
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 10, Words: 12,137, Reviews: 94 Updated: 12-18-07 Published: 3-5-07
Status: In-Progress

What happens when The Cullens are forced to go to College ... ran by the Volturi? With dorms shared with the Werewolves from LA Push... is Bella planning a hostle take over of the Volturi... read and find out! Rated T for Fluff and language.

Euro Trip Twilight Style

2007-12-04T11:13:34-08:00

Author: Alunamai
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 7, Words: 8,331, Reviews: 32 Updated: 12-4-07 Published: 10-2-07
Status: In-Progress

Were are we?" Bella asked as we sat on the train. "On our way to Germany... to catch the insolent brats we call our children." Rosalie answered. "All we need now is for the Volturi to show up... and then well have a splendid party." I said staring out...

A Prequel To The Sequel

2007-11-11T13:08:06-08:00

Author: Alunamai
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,627, Reviews: 14 Updated: 11-11-07 Published: 10-23-07
Status: In-Progress

Prequel to Ten Things I Hate About You! “OH MY GOD!” was all we heard. “I’M GOING TO BE A GRANDMOTHER!” Renee screamed. Edward hadn’t even gotten his out of his stocking and he jumped up.

The Volturi Application

2007-10-11T13:26:58-08:00

Author: Alunamai
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,223, Reviews: 59 Updated: 10-11-07 Published: 9-4-07
Status: In-Progress

It's a job application designed to make the person who fills it out go bananas. What happens when Edward fills it out and what are his thoughts as it thoroughly makes him angry. Please R&R!

Road Trip

2007-10-11T13:25:39-08:00

Author: Alunamai
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 6,235, Reviews: 115 Updated: 10-11-07 Published: 6-21-07
Status: In-Progress

What happens when the Cullens take a cross country road trip... in one hummer? And then Sirius and Remus turn up...Lets find out

Kiss The Girl

2007-09-18T13:54:32-08:00

Author: Alunamai
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 5, Words: 6,238, Reviews: 44 Updated: 9-18-07 Published: 9-12-07
Status: In-Progress

Little one shots about Carlisle and Esme.

Trials Of the Heart

2007-09-11T14:41:40-08:00

Author: Alunamai
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 8, Words: 11,565, Reviews: 21 Updated: 9-11-07 Published: 7-21-06
Status: In-Progress

A host of little one shots. all are song fics. Enjoy R&R.

Prophecies

2007-08-09T18:21:38-08:00

Author: Alunamai
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Supernatural
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,074, Reviews: 15 Published: 8-9-07
Status: In-Progress

“Odd.” He said quietly. He pulled me closer to him. “It was only a vision. What are the chances of this actually occurring?”

The Darker Side

2007-06-21T19:12:46-08:00

Author: Alunamai
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 9, Words: 15,578, Reviews: 6 Updated: 6-21-07 Published: 12-12-06
Status: In-Progress

“Did you bring it?” a low female voice asked behind me. “Did you?” “Did any one see you?” “No.” “Here is the entire Friends series… enjoy. Now, the stuff.” R&R

Built To Last

2007-06-21T19:08:57-08:00

Author: Alunamai
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,512, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-21-07
Status: In-Progress

As of late, I have had more visions of him. More than usual. Almost everyday. This has to mean that I am closer to finding what I am looking for, what he is desperately searching for…

Insanity

2007-03-07T10:31:29-08:00

Author: Alunamai
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 12, Words: 13,881, Reviews: 71 Updated: 3-7-07 Published: 9-14-06
Status: In-Progress

“Ms. Isabella Swan, I have asked you father for you hand in marriage and he has given me permission to ask. So, I have come here this evening to ask you… Isabella Swan, please give me the honor of calling you Mrs. Edward Anthony Masen Cullen.” R&R!

You're A Mean One, Rosalie

2006-12-20T16:56:18-08:00

Author: Alunamai
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,146, Reviews: 9 Published: 12-20-06
Status: Complete

Just in time for the holidays! I hope you all like this little one shot… cause it will be the only I will ever do! I replaced grinch with Rosalie so enjoy! R&R

Eternity and Love

2006-12-07T11:05:00-08:00

Author: Alunamai
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/General
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,131, Reviews: 15 Updated: 12-7-06 Published: 10-31-06
Status: In-Progress

Life has given me more than i deserve... although Carlisle begs to differ.

Everlasting Life

2006-11-28T12:00:54-08:00

Author: Alunamai
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,555, Reviews: 0 Published: 11-28-06
Status: In-Progress

As a suggestion, please start reading Insanity before this one... i don't need lost readers. All the chapters in this one are about the characters in insanity that are not twilight characters... but there are twilight characters inthis. Enjoy! R&R

It's So Magical

2006-09-12T12:03:17-08:00

Author: Alunamai
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 12, Words: 14,166, Reviews: 44 Updated: 9-12-06 Published: 6-8-06
Status: In-Progress

Somethings wrong. I said quietly. Something is horribly wrong. ... Chapter 12 now up and ready to read and reviewed. Please, enjoy!

Fast Times in The Sanc Kingdom

2006-06-07T17:58:46-08:00

Author: Alunamai
Category: Gundam Wing/AC
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,517, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-7-06 Published: 6-1-06
Status: In-Progress

What happens when everyone in gundam wing clashes with every one in the Book Twilight? Lets just say there is some culture shock the Gboys world! Comments and flames welcomed. First ever posted fic. Multiple Pairings! If you have any ideas let me know! I

Crash and Burn in a Million Ways

2006-06-05T18:13:34-08:00

Author: Alunamai
Category: Gundam Wing/AC
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 661, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-5-06
Status: In-Progress

What happens when the Gboys children start having kids of their own? Read to find out.