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The Mudblood Revolution

2009-11-02T09:58:57-08:00

Author: Hamm On Wry
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Justin F. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 6, Words: 26,142, Reviews: 89 Updated: 11-2-09 Published: 10-19-07
Status: In-Progress

Side story to He Did it His Way. Purebloods have all of the advantages in Wizarding Britain, and some of the 'less than pure' folks are getting pretty sick of it. What to do? How about change the world as they know it?

He Did it His Way

2009-11-02T09:56:28-08:00

Author: Hamm On Wry
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Voldemort
Chapters: 28, Words: 104,953, Reviews: 1065 Updated: 11-2-09 Published: 10-6-06
Status: In-Progress

After 15 years of abuse and manipulation, Harry decides to start looking out for number 1. Fed Up!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore. Agenda Driven!Goblins. Polygamous Ships. HBP ignored!NO Horcruxes

On a Pale Broomstick

2009-10-25T19:03:25-08:00

Author: Hamm On Wry
Crossover: Harry Potter and Incarnations of Immortality
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Supernatural
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 2, Words: 8,766, Reviews: 85 Updated: 10-25-09 Published: 10-23-08
Status: In-Progress

Following his fifth year and Sirius’ death, the abuse at the Dursley’s ratchets up until Harry is no longer able to bear the burden and decides to end it all. As usual, the Potter factor makes for a grand screw-up. HP/LL With Sue the Squirrel

The Three Piggs, a modern faerie tale

2009-07-01T08:37:49-08:00

Author: Hamm On Wry
Category: Fairy Tales
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,314, Reviews: 5 Published: 7-1-09
Status: Complete

The Three Pigs, rewritten for today's politically correct society.

Concience of the Snake

2009-05-15T19:31:37-08:00

Author: Hamm On Wry
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Luna L.
Chapters: 2, Words: 9,296, Reviews: 75 Updated: 5-15-09 Published: 1-7-08
Status: In-Progress

In a world where Voldemort has won, Harry and Luna are the last resistance. As a last ditch effort, Luna wanting to save her mother, Harry wanting to save the world, they attempt to go back to where it all went wrong for them. Something goes wrong...

A Different Hero

2008-09-30T22:37:15-08:00

Author: Hamm On Wry
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Friendship
Pairing: Sirius B. & Peter P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,788, Reviews: 37 Published: 9-30-08
Status: Complete

We all know what happened on Halloween 1981. In a different world, might there not have been different results? I really don't believe this one has been done before.

Whatever Happened to Draco Malfoy?

2008-07-14T22:57:34-08:00

Author: Hamm On Wry
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Draco M. & OC
Chapters: 13, Words: 22,163, Reviews: 36 Updated: 7-14-08 Published: 10-31-06
Status: In-Progress

[ON HIATUS]After Draco flees Hogwarts, he is forced into exile and stripped of his magic. But a good Slytherin doesn't let a little thing like the end of his world keep him down! DracoOC Best Defense AU

Seriously, Black

2008-07-14T22:57:10-08:00

Author: Hamm On Wry
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Suspense
Pairing: Sirius B. & Harry P.
Chapters: 11, Words: 39,504, Reviews: 325 Updated: 7-14-08 Published: 6-17-07
Status: In-Progress

Sirius Black is always portrayed as a hotheaded idiot. I mean, really he always does the same thing, gets framed by Peter and either sent to Azkaban or has to hide out for years. What if he had done the right thing?

The Freak

2007-07-20T17:40:55-08:00

Author: Hamm On Wry
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Vernon D. & Albus D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 710, Reviews: 11 Published: 7-20-07
Status: Complete

Bigotry comes in all types and forms. It is not an inherit trait, it is taught. It can even show up in the best of families.

What REALLY Happened

2007-05-10T21:02:52-08:00

Author: Hamm On Wry
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & OC
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,408, Reviews: 32 Published: 5-10-07
Status: Complete

Post 7th year. There are a lot of half baked theories about how Harry will kill Moldyshorts. I guess there should be enough room for one more.... The TRUTH more or less about the end of the Dork Lord!

Whatever Happened to Albus Dumbledore?

2006-12-18T18:33:14-08:00

Author: Hamm On Wry
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Albus D. & Harry P.
Chapters: 4, Words: 11,005, Reviews: 30 Updated: 12-18-06 Published: 11-12-06
Status: Complete

Part of my The Best Defense AU. Follows HBP. Albus Dumbledore is dead.. or is he? His portrait is still sleeping, he is not in Paradise. The story continues.

The Best Defense

2006-11-12T12:23:43-08:00

Author: Hamm On Wry
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Pairing: Harry P. & Dudley D.
Chapters: 22, Words: 41,560, Reviews: 148 Updated: 11-12-06 Published: 7-16-06
Status: Complete

Post HBP. Harry is back at the Dursley's for the summer following Dumbledore's death. Although Voldemort can't physically touch him, he is torturing Harry through his mind. The Order receives help from a surprising quarter in their quest to protect Harry

Eternal Conflict

2006-10-20T15:56:52-08:00

Author: Hamm On Wry
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Supernatural
Pairing: Harry P. & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,538, Reviews: 8 Published: 10-20-06
Status: Complete

The Final Battle. Or is it? Harry and Tom have been puppets since prior to birth. Now they meet the puppeteers.

The Judgement of Tom Riddle

2006-09-03T15:18:21-08:00

Author: Hamm On Wry
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Supernatural/Drama
Pairing: Voldemort & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,487, Reviews: 12 Published: 9-3-06
Status: Complete

Tom Riddle, aka Lord Voldemort, meets his Maker...Literally! From Voldy's POV following the final battle... part of my AU The Best Defense AN: A sweat lodge is mentioned... you have to read The Best Defense to understand that part..

Whatever Happened to Severus Snape?

2006-08-31T18:00:06-08:00

Author: Hamm On Wry
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Severus S. & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,525, Reviews: 12 Published: 8-31-06
Status: Complete

Part of my AU in the story The Best Defense. Post HBP, Snape is discovered to be a traitor to Riddle.