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I'll Kill You Tomorrow, My Queen

2009-11-04T19:38:25-08:00

Author: The Romanticidal Edwardian
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Horror/General
Pairing: Edward & Bella
Chapters: 1, Words: 14,806, Reviews: 173 Published: 11-4-09
Status: Complete

My usual prey are the strong. I like to tear them apart, bring them down to the same level as everyone else. But I wanted something different for once. I wanted to kill someone weak. I chose Bella Swan. Too bad I misjudged her strength. AH. One-shot.

Untouchable

2009-09-15T21:09:47-08:00

Author: The Romanticidal Edwardian
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Supernatural/Romance
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 8, Words: 45,750, Reviews: 972 Updated: 9-15-09 Published: 7-22-09
Status: In-Progress

I have no idea how I survived that day. All I know is that no one ever touched my bare skin again for the next five years of my life." Bella befriends crazy Alice Brandon and meets Edward Masen, the guy living in her attic. Nothing will be the same. ExB.

Collision of Worlds

2009-07-21T23:56:59-08:00

Author: The Romanticidal Edwardian
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Edward & Bella
Chapters: 8, Words: 50,992, Reviews: 947 Updated: 7-21-09 Published: 10-7-08
Status: In-Progress

Full story of The Alone and the Lonely! Bella Swan is surprised when lonely actor Edward Masen steps on her hand in a book store; she's even more surprised when he sits down next to her. Before to after the one-shot. Lemons. And plot. Sometimes. On hiatus

How To Hear

2009-07-05T19:50:36-08:00

Author: The Romanticidal Edwardian
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 7, Words: 39,407, Reviews: 1826 Updated: 7-5-09 Published: 11-29-08
Status: In-Progress

The sequel to A World Without Sound. "All people want is someone to listen." - Hugh Elliot. On hiatus.

Keyless

2009-06-28T04:09:53-08:00

Author: The Romanticidal Edwardian
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Edward & Bella
Chapters: 5, Words: 20,168, Reviews: 657 Updated: 6-28-09 Published: 1-7-09
Status: In-Progress

Edward Cullen; cynic, medicated, damned. Bella Swan; silent, jumpy, paranoid. He's falling for her, which is probably a mistake. Two jagged pieces of a broken frame. Depression is a lock. And they're both...keyless. EPOV, AH.

It Should Be Me

2009-06-06T21:39:26-08:00

Author: The Romanticidal Edwardian
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Edward & Bella
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,177, Reviews: 184 Published: 6-6-09
Status: Complete

She could've been mine plenty of times. But if I gave in, then she could let go and I couldn't take that chance. So I let go instead - and now here I was, looking at them smiling together and just thinking, 'That should be me.'

Edward's Fight

2009-06-01T18:27:02-08:00

Author: The Romanticidal Edwardian
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Pairing: Edward & Bella
Chapters: 1, Words: 11,908, Reviews: 160 Published: 6-1-09
Status: Complete

Happy one year anniversary A World Without Sound! As chosen by the readers, chapter 14, "Fight," in Edward's POV.

A World Without Sound en español

2009-05-02T16:28:57-08:00

Author: The Romanticidal Edwardian
Category: Twilight
Language: Spanish, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 7, Words: 25,175, Reviews: 222 Updated: 5-2-09 Published: 11-13-08
Status: In-Progress

AU, BxE. Mi nombre es Isabella Swan y soy buena en lenguaje de signos y karate. Mi mejor amigo es sordo y, ¿sabes qué? No me importa. Traducido por Dania-V.

The Hard Knocks That Mattered

2009-03-21T16:59:52-08:00

Author: The Romanticidal Edwardian
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,512, Reviews: 94 Published: 3-21-09
Status: Complete

AU. A writing exercise. One girl's journey as she comes to terms through her life with the fact that a childhood love only ever got the chance to become that. One-shot.

What I Am

2008-12-27T21:32:28-08:00

Author: The Romanticidal Edwardian
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Supernatural
Pairing: Edward & Bella
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,657, Reviews: 74 Published: 12-27-08
Status: Complete

That girl, so much like the deer before me that knows not that death watches it, is to blame. I dare not think her name now. Lest I turn around. - Edward loses control. Just once. One-shot.

Missing Scenes of Perfection

2008-11-13T20:55:42-08:00

Author: The Romanticidal Edwardian
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Edward & Bella
Chapters: 2, Words: 7,127, Reviews: 267 Updated: 11-13-08 Published: 8-8-08
Status: Complete

This is going to be a series of one-shots of more elaborate sex scenes for each of the ones missing in BD, starting with the wedding night and continuing in order. Review please! BD SPOILERS.

The Alone and the Lonely

2008-10-07T19:40:58-08:00

Author: The Romanticidal Edwardian
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Edward & Bella
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,638, Reviews: 245 Updated: 10-7-08 Published: 9-7-08
Status: Complete

THE ONE-SHOT. Written for Jayeliwood's "Sexy Edward" contest. Edward is a movie star with a haunted past. He meets a girl in a book store, and can she save him from his misery?

A World Without Sound

2008-09-27T22:46:48-08:00

Author: The Romanticidal Edwardian
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 22, Words: 106,384, Reviews: 6096 Updated: 9-27-08 Published: 6-1-08
Status: Complete

AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!

Every Father's Sacrifice

2008-08-07T21:35:21-08:00

Author: The Romanticidal Edwardian
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Family/Humor
Pairing: Edward & Renesmee C./Nessie
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,083, Reviews: 386 Published: 8-7-08
Status: Complete

BD SPOILERS. Just a cute, fluffy little one-shot. Nessie discovers pick-up lines, and her and her mother use them on Daddy. EPOV.

Gym Class Failure

2008-07-30T20:36:56-08:00

Author: The Romanticidal Edwardian
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,990, Reviews: 133 Published: 7-30-08
Status: Complete

A moment in gym class, before New Moon. Mostly fluff. Review please! 'T' because anything lower is embarrassing to me.

Better Left Unknown

2008-07-24T23:30:05-08:00

Author: The Romanticidal Edwardian
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 800, Reviews: 121 Published: 7-24-08
Status: Complete

Crackfic. Just a bit of stupid fun. Don't read if you have no sense of humor. Bella and Emmett watch his favorite show, so Emmett can teach Bella something very disturbing about Edward...One-shot. Short.

A Woman Scorned

2008-07-20T23:54:40-08:00

Author: The Romanticidal Edwardian
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Edward & Bella
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,832, Reviews: 255 Published: 7-20-08
Status: Complete

All Vampire. Bella and Edward get in a fight, and Edward wants to show her who's in control. Just some smut, angry sex because it's the best. One-shot. Review please!

101 Reasons

2008-06-23T21:38:39-08:00

Author: The Romanticidal Edwardian
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 955, Reviews: 168 Published: 6-23-08
Status: Complete

Basically, 101 reasons made up by my friend and I on why Edward is better than Jacob, and just guys in general. We were bored. PG-13. Just a bit of stupid fun. Not for Jacob-lovers or those without a Lisa Lapinelli sense of humor.

Sight of Sacrifice

2008-06-22T22:19:15-08:00

Author: The Romanticidal Edwardian
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Horror/Supernatural
Pairing: Bella
Chapters: 1, Words: 864, Reviews: 60 Published: 6-22-08
Status: Complete

Bella's newest worst nightmare. Disturbing. Twisted. Insane. Not for the weak of mind or stomach. M for explicit gore and horror. Drabble, almost.

Hopeless Case

2008-06-19T18:58:53-08:00

Author: The Romanticidal Edwardian
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Family
Pairing: Charlie & Bella
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,904, Reviews: 74 Published: 6-19-08
Status: Complete

Charlie's POV in a moment of Bella's zombie-like months. No one ever thinks about the things Charlie saw, the things he dealt with...so let's get to know the man of little words that still cares so much about Bella. Review please! One-shot. REVISED.

Death Wish

2008-06-09T21:45:16-08:00

Author: The Romanticidal Edwardian
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Edward
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,057, Reviews: 200 Updated: 6-9-08 Published: 5-12-08
Status: In-Progress

The ideas listed in this document are not to be done with the intent of annoying Edward Cullen. Do these things only if you wish to be KILLED by Edward Cullen. Review!

Death Most Desired

2008-06-06T22:53:35-08:00

Author: The Romanticidal Edwardian
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Pairing: Edward & Bella
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,482, Reviews: 159 Published: 6-6-08
Status: Complete

Bella's cliff-dive killed her. And Edward's suicide trip to Italy was successful. The lover's reunite in a heaven-like dimensional plane, and get the closure they need. Lemon.

Denial With One Major Flaw

2008-04-19T16:15:06-08:00

Author: The Romanticidal Edwardian
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Edward & Bella
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,184, Reviews: 174 Published: 4-19-08
Status: Complete

These two exes want to hate each other. But that's rather hard when in actuality...you love them. Add in all that casual sex and it's near impossible. They're tired of pretending. BxE, AU, all human, one-shot. PLEASE review, not just favorite.

Self Imposed Purgatory

2008-04-11T21:22:12-08:00

Author: The Romanticidal Edwardian
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Pairing: Bella
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,824, Reviews: 34 Published: 4-11-08
Status: In-Progress

This is my version of Bella's "tantrum" after Renee came to take her down to Florida that first week when Edward left. Review please! One-shot.

Help

2008-03-09T00:25:41-08:00

Author: The Romanticidal Edwardian
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,543, Reviews: 106 Published: 3-9-08
Status: Complete

During New Moon, Bella had found another outlet for her pain. Now Edward's back, and he sees firsthand what that was. It's OC for Bella to do, but it's fan fiction. Cutting warning. Content may be disturbing to some viewers. Review please! One-shot.

Sanctuary in the Asylum

2008-03-02T18:57:47-08:00

Author: The Romanticidal Edwardian
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Mystery/Romance
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 6, Words: 14,396, Reviews: 129 Updated: 3-2-08 Published: 1-2-08
Status: Complete

In a world where werewolves and vampires live, why not demons? A demon stabs Bella, and makes her believe she's in a mental institution, and her life in Forks is just her imagination. But is that really just a delusion? PostEclipse. Review please!

Irony

2008-02-08T23:15:25-08:00

Author: The Romanticidal Edwardian
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Angst
Pairing: Bella
Chapters: 1, Words: 381, Reviews: 17 Published: 2-8-08
Status: Complete

Poem about the first week or so after Edward left in New Moon.

There's A Sanity In Repetitiveness

2007-12-27T19:45:17-08:00

Author: The Romanticidal Edwardian
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Pairing: Bella
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,396, Reviews: 20 Published: 12-27-07
Status: Complete

I couldn't even cry, as much as I wanted to. There wasn't that much in me. There was nothing in me. Nothing, nothing, nothing...Not even sickness. Not anymore. A day in Bella's zombie-like months. Review please! One-shot.

Platonic

2007-10-17T18:24:17-08:00

Author: The Romanticidal Edwardian
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 324, Reviews: 15 Published: 10-17-07
Status: Complete

Just a short drabble on Bella's frustrations in hers and Edward's relationship.

Bella's Beautiful Suicide

2007-09-22T18:55:48-08:00

Author: The Romanticidal Edwardian
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Angst
Pairing: Bella
Chapters: 1, Words: 244, Reviews: 24 Published: 9-22-07
Status: Complete

Though jumping off a cliff wasn't exactly what she had in mind...

Unconsciously Calling

2007-09-22T17:43:29-08:00

Author: The Romanticidal Edwardian
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Pairing: Bella
Chapters: 1, Words: 190, Reviews: 27 Published: 9-22-07
Status: Complete

I jumped off the cliff, just to hear your voice again....

Here Comes the Rain Again

2007-07-11T22:29:52-08:00

Author: The Romanticidal Edwardian
Category: Avatar: Last Airbender
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Zuko & Katara
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,449, Reviews: 11 Published: 7-11-07
Status: Complete

Songfic. 'Here Comes the Rain Again' by Hypnogaja. Zuko and Katara are stranded on opposite sides of the same island. Zuko remembers a past, and a girl. Katara remembers a dream, and a boy. Then they meet. Oneshot

Devil Whispered In My Ear Today

2007-07-10T11:21:39-08:00

Author: The Romanticidal Edwardian
Category: Teen Titans
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Angst
Pairing: Raven
Chapters: 1, Words: 213, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-10-07
Status: Complete

Raven thinking about how she will cause the end of the world. Warning: Suggests suicide. Poem. Reviews greatly appreciated!

One Night

2006-06-27T21:21:41-08:00

Author: The Romanticidal Edwardian
Category: Teen Titans
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Jinx & Kid Flash
Chapters: 1, Words: 772, Reviews: 14 Published: 6-27-06
Status: Complete

One night Kid Flash visits Jinx in the park...short and sweet I hope.