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Visser 3's in the Toilet

2009-10-16T18:02:56-08:00

Author: quicksilver009
Category: Animorphs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Jake & Visser Three
Chapters: 1, Words: 551, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-16-09
Status: Complete

Jake gets a very weird visitor in a very weird place! Read to find out what happens next.

Earth Is Ours

2009-06-26T14:05:40-08:00

Author: quicksilver009
Category: Animorphs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,566, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-26-09
Status: Complete

A Yeerk commander contemplates how best to take over Earth from his spacestation. Will his superiors accept his ideas?

Harry Potter and the Cheesecake

2009-06-23T13:53:42-08:00

Author: quicksilver009
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Mystery
Pairing: Harry P. & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,484, Reviews: 0 Published: 6-23-09
Status: Complete

Harry learns a lesson about buying off-brand when he finds a delicious cheesecake. Moral of the story: Only buy from brands you know!

Tobias Loves Taylor

2009-06-15T17:33:20-08:00

Author: quicksilver009
Category: Animorphs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Tobias & Rachel
Chapters: 1, Words: 758, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-15-09
Status: Complete

Tobias reveals the awful truth to Rachel about Taylor, his other girlfriend, as well as some other secrets he'd been hiding from her...

Harry Potter Hates Clowns

2009-06-15T17:23:11-08:00

Author: quicksilver009
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Harry P. & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,467, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-15-09
Status: In-Progress

Voldemort sends an evil clown to get Harry in his sleep. Warning: May cause nightmares! :ooooo

Harry Potter and the Hot Girl

2009-03-05T11:27:57-08:00

Author: quicksilver009
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Harry P. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 694, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-5-09
Status: Complete

Harry mets a hot girl and they fall in love and ahve a hot date before Draco ruins it all 4 them

Inverloch in Esk

2009-03-04T16:48:25-08:00

Author: quicksilver009
Category: Inverloch
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,937, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-4-09
Status: Complete

a mysterius man stumbls into a smal town near Inverloch, wounded...chaos ensues with a plague that threatens the whole wrld...

The Phoenix Requiem: The Sporking V1

2009-02-13T18:27:46-08:00

Author: quicksilver009
Category: Parodies and Spoofs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,955, Reviews: 0 Published: 2-13-09
Status: In-Progress

A parody of Sarah Ellerton's 'Phoenix Requiem'. Poor Jonas Faulkner gets smacked around everywhere he goes...kinda literally!

Molly's Story

2006-07-04T13:47:44-08:00

Author: quicksilver009
Category: Arthur
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 746, Reviews: 7 Published: 7-4-06
Status: In-Progress

New author here. This is part of a much larger story I'm entitling 'Elwood City Diaries', and this story is how I think Molly could have joined the Tough Customers all the way back in third grade. I know it's not much for the moment, but I will make sur