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Things Unsaid, Empty Beds, and Bad Behavior

2008-08-03T13:01:24-08:00

Author: Darth Avery
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,561, Reviews: 0 Updated: 8-3-08, Published: 8-3-08
Status: Complete

She was going to atone herself, save the galaxy, when it all died around her. Lickilly for Eleos Roothes, she still had him by her side. LSFExilexAtton, a wee bit of fluff, rated K for IMPLIED SECKS. Read and Review plz, if you do I'll love you.

Chasing Pavements

2008-06-16T17:44:25-08:00

Author: Darth Avery
Category: Office
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,408, Reviews: 3 Updated: 6-16-08, Published: 6-16-08
Status: Complete

Dwight ponders upon a problem: Continue chasing Angela, or leave her behind? Oh dear, what does he do? Obviously inspired by Chasing Pavements by Adele. Also, reviews are love...

Dribble Drabbles

2008-06-07T14:34:15-08:00

Author: Darth Avery
Category: Office
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,511, Reviews: 4 Updated: 6-7-08, Published: 5-17-08
Status: In-Progress

Office Drabbles, or as I like to call it, The Office on Drugs. So be warned of insanity, OOCness, and overall madness. Rated for future shenanigans

Lord, What Fools These Psychics Be!

2008-06-06T20:51:08-08:00

Author: Darth Avery
Category: Psychonauts
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 940, Reviews: 5 Updated: 6-6-08, Published: 6-6-08
Status: In-Progress

Whispering Rock is going broke and needs to be saved, so a play is organized. Will it tank, or be so bad it's funny? Well, you'll have to read to find out! Rated K plus for the themes of said play...

Atonement

2008-05-16T18:43:56-08:00

Author: Darth Avery
Category: Office
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,991, Reviews: 3 Updated: 5-16-08, Published: 5-16-08
Status: Complete

Goodbye Toby" spoilers. A semi dramatic take on that final scene in the episode. Warning, some mild adult content. Tell me if you think it should be M plz. DWANGELA SEXYTIME, be warned.

The Dance Off

2008-03-28T13:52:44-08:00

Author: Darth Avery
Category: Office
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,688, Reviews: 12 Updated: 3-28-08, Published: 3-24-08
Status: In-Progress

The Office has a dance off, thanks to Michael's stupidity and hubris. But the stakes in this one are high, and who shall claim victory? Just something silly I decided to write, it'll get longer, I promise. That's what she said!

Merry Happy

2008-03-23T18:13:35-08:00

Author: Darth Avery
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,649, Reviews: 2 Updated: 3-23-08, Published: 3-23-08
Status: Complete

Songfic to Kate Nash's "Merry Happy", basically AttonLSFExile fluffy goodness, Atton's affection for the Exile and what he goes through after she leaves. My first attempt at KOTOR2fiction so...I'm nervous. Rating due to one minor cuss word.

Buddy Holly

2008-03-04T11:30:09-08:00

Author: Darth Avery
Category: Office
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,224, Reviews: 1 Updated: 3-4-08, Published: 3-4-08
Status: In-Progress

Songfic to "Buddy Holly" by weezer, Angela get's all OCC cuddly on us and elaborates in a talking head about Dwight after their secret relationship was exposed. Dwangela, obviously. Beware, fluff and Angela's pretty not mean.

Where In The World Are Dwight and Angela?

2008-02-13T11:38:56-08:00

Author: Darth Avery
Category: Office
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 4, Words: 4,096, Reviews: 7 Updated: 2-13-08, Published: 2-4-08
Status: In-Progress

Scoring a trip around the world, Dwight and Angela travel to foreign lands and far away countries, experiencing once in a lifetime things! Dwangela, obviously.

Under The Influence

2008-01-31T18:00:48-08:00

Author: Darth Avery
Category: Office
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,524, Reviews: 4 Updated: 1-31-08, Published: 1-31-08
Status: Complete

He was gone, Jim, her Jim, was gone. Alone at Poor Richard's, Pam was comforted by a normally unfriendly aquaintence. Dwam oneshot.

Ben and Jerry Were Never This Nice

2008-01-30T19:48:53-08:00

Author: Darth Avery
Category: Office
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 893, Reviews: 7 Updated: 1-30-08, Published: 1-30-08
Status: Complete

Angela hasn't been good recently. She thinks some ice cream will make her feel better, she thought wrong. K for really mild angst.

Pearls

2008-01-29T16:08:31-08:00

Author: Darth Avery
Category: Office
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,097, Reviews: 5 Updated: 1-29-08, Published: 1-29-08
Status: Complete

Angela gets ready for her first date with Dwight. Yep, that's pretty much it. But trust me, really sweet, Dwangela fluff. Enjoy!

Like, Totally Awesome!

2008-01-28T17:26:10-08:00

Author: Darth Avery
Category: Office
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 941, Reviews: 3 Updated: 1-28-08, Published: 1-28-08
Status: Complete

Andy reflects on the women of the Office, life with his girl Kelly, and her past. Andy's POV, Kandy, hints of Dwangela too! K for one occurance of language.

Now I Am Going To Plant My Seed In You

2008-01-25T19:48:17-08:00

Author: Darth Avery
Category: Office
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,671, Reviews: 9 Updated: 1-25-08, Published: 1-25-08
Status: Complete

Followup to Cats and Constellations. Angela and Dwight are finally having a baby together. See what those crazy cats have to go through together with a baby along the way. Dwangela fluff, Jam at the end.

Cats and Constellations

2008-01-22T19:33:57-08:00

Author: Darth Avery
Category: Office
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 969, Reviews: 5 Updated: 1-22-08, Published: 1-22-08
Status: Complete

Written by request for Pink the Color, it's basically Dwangela fluff on the beet farm with an amazing ending. Fluff, Dwangela, Reviewers are allowed to request stories!

Hotel, Motel, Whatcha Gonna do Today?

2008-01-20T21:50:27-08:00

Author: Darth Avery
Category: Office
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,018, Reviews: 1 Updated: 1-20-08, Published: 1-20-08
Status: Complete

a little RyanKaren oneshot. It's a spinoff from Hostage's last chapter, so read that to understand the sort of hookup. Nonetheless, RyanKaren cuteness, also a bit angsty, but not really.

Hostage

2008-01-19T10:41:24-08:00

Author: Darth Avery
Category: Office
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Adventure
Chapters: 13, Words: 15,519, Reviews: 22 Updated: 1-19-08, Published: 12-29-07
Status: Complete

For retrebution, Angela does something a little bit crazy to Dwight. After going missing for days, some of the Scranton branch get a little worried and go to find the missing pair. Many various parings, mostly Dwangela. R&R PLZKTHX FINISHED, YAY.

Monkey on the Monkeybars

2008-01-13T15:54:12-08:00

Author: Darth Avery
Category: Office
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,236, Reviews: 5 Updated: 1-13-08, Published: 1-13-08
Status: Complete

A short Dwangela ficlet. Basically, I took a JAM situation, and put in the Anti-Jam. Woo fun. Dwangela & A little Jam at the end. R&R please.

My Fidelity

2007-09-30T19:48:01-08:00

Author: Darth Avery
Category: Psychonauts
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 996, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-30-07, Published: 9-30-07
Status: In-Progress

I noticed very few stories with the amazing unused character D'artagan in them. So I created this one where Dart shows up and Lili's kind of enamored with his charm, his wit, and his hat. Can Raz keep Lili under control, or will she lose her Fidelity?

The New Girls

2007-07-25T11:52:45-08:00

Author: Darth Avery
Category: Jet Grind Radio
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Chapters: 8, Words: 5,774, Reviews: 7 Updated: 7-25-07, Published: 11-11-06
Status: In-Progress

A new girl gang is rippin the streets up like nobody's business. Can enemies join together to stop from a hostile takeover? JSRF, not JGR. Also some sweet romances. CornxJazz

Moon River

2007-03-05T19:23:03-08:00

Author: Darth Avery
Category: Psychonauts
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 338, Reviews: 3 Updated: 3-5-07, Published: 3-5-07
Status: Complete

RazxLili ficlet goodness. Nothing bad, just kinda mushy.

Six Feet Under

2006-11-12T12:47:19-08:00

Author: Darth Avery
Category: Psychonauts
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,156, Reviews: 10 Updated: 11-12-06, Published: 11-11-06
Status: In-Progress

Based on the first few minutes of the show I'm titling this after, this tells of the death's of our beloved characters. ALL OF THEM!

Mark n' Tony go to Whispering Rock

2006-09-16T19:39:34-08:00

Author: Darth Avery
Category: Psychonauts
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 726, Reviews: 3 Updated: 9-16-06, Published: 9-13-06
Status: In-Progress

Mark n' Tony, from Matt Wilson's new webtoon, go to Whispering rock to master Tony's psychic ability's. Crazy stuff happens!

Kissing a Fool

2006-09-05T19:19:25-08:00

Author: Darth Avery
Category: Psychonauts
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 4, Words: 1,544, Reviews: 11 Updated: 9-5-06, Published: 8-9-06
Status: Complete

Ladies and gentleman, we have a love triangle. EltonLiliMilka Rated K for romance and cheating

The Wind Cries Mary

2006-08-17T13:42:25-08:00

Author: Darth Avery
Category: Psychonauts
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 427, Reviews: 5 Updated: 8-17-06, Published: 8-17-06
Status: Complete

This is the final journal entry of Mary, the forgotten camper of Whispering Rock. rated T for brief language

So This is Love

2006-07-18T18:43:11-08:00

Author: Darth Avery
Category: Psychonauts
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,041, Reviews: 4 Updated: 7-18-06, Published: 7-13-06
Status: Complete

a series of oneshots between psychonauts characters.

Horrorific

2006-07-14T17:08:13-08:00

Author: Darth Avery
Category: Psychonauts
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 764, Reviews: 3 Updated: 7-14-06, Published: 7-14-06
Status: Complete

When a certain movie comes to town, some people show a compleatly different, insane if you will say, side. Definate OOCness, but hey.

Moondance

2006-07-09T15:17:01-08:00

Author: Darth Avery
Category: Psychonauts
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 7, Words: 4,230, Reviews: 17 Updated: 7-9-06, Published: 7-4-06
Status: Complete

Set 8 years ahead of the game, the class of 2005 at WR is having a reunion where romance ensuses and all this other great crap happens! A little OOCness. Compleated!

Mad and Mad take over the Earth!

2006-07-07T00:02:48-08:00

Author: Darth Avery
Category: Cartoon X-overs
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 541, Reviews: 3 Updated: 7-7-06, Published: 7-7-06
Status: Complete

What if the Mad Hatter from Batman and Mad Mod from Teen Titans joined forces and took over the world? You'd get this pile of randomness! a little ooc, but whatever.

Psychonauts sings Queen!

2006-07-04T23:33:30-08:00

Author: Darth Avery
Category: Psychonauts
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Parody
Chapters: 7, Words: 4,717, Reviews: 13 Updated: 7-4-06, Published: 6-25-06
Status: Complete

My First fiction here! Combining the two greatest things ever, the characters of the excellent game Psychonauts sing songs from the excellent band Queen! Chapter 3 is up now!

Spooked

2006-07-04T20:29:03-08:00

Author: Darth Avery
Category: Psychonauts
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Horror/Romance
Chapters: 6, Words: 3,189, Reviews: 10 Updated: 7-4-06, Published: 6-26-06
Status: Complete

One year before Raz comes to camp, six students sneak over to Thorney Towers and go ghost hunting. They get the crap scared out of them, and even find a little love. a little EltonxMilka. IT'S FINISHED!

What's in a Name?

2006-06-26T19:38:28-08:00

Author: Darth Avery
Category: Jet Grind Radio
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 550, Reviews: 8 Updated: 6-26-06, Published: 6-26-06
Status: Complete

Little ficlet where everyone talks about how they got their nicknames. JSRF, not JGR.

So High

2006-06-25T23:52:42-08:00

Author: Darth Avery
Category: Psychonauts
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,585, Reviews: 12 Updated: 6-25-06, Published: 6-25-06
Status: Complete

Milla makes pot brownies for everyone! Excellent stuff ensues, and everyone is high. Now, it's finished! XD!