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Experiement

2008-06-02T17:11:10-08:00

Author: alsdssg
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,762, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-2-08
Status: Complete

Rosalie sits in her room, pondering her newfound perfection and wondering if it was a fair trade for her humanity. Then Edward comes in and wonders what it's like to kiss someone. Set after Rosalie was turned but before Emmett was.

Black on White

2008-01-13T13:32:31-08:00

Author: alsdssg
Category: Inheritance Cycle
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 27, Words: 91,127, Reviews: 338 Updated: 1-13-08 Published: 12-6-06
Status: In-Progress

It began when Murtagh and Arya have a conversation in an inn on Dras Leona just before the fight at Helgrind. So much more happened after that. MurtaghArya and EragonNasuada, implied MurtaghNasuada and EragonArya, at least in the beginning.

Why Canon and Fanon Don't Mix

2008-01-02T12:02:13-08:00

Author: alsdssg
Category: Inheritance Cycle
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 25, Words: 83,961, Reviews: 1057 Updated: 1-2-08 Published: 1-16-07
Status: In-Progress

What happens when Eragon and his friends come across a Mary Sue fan fic? Why, pure chaos, that's what. Please R & R.

Naive Awareness

2007-12-19T17:31:18-08:00

Author: alsdssg
Category: Inheritance Cycle
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Chapters: 36, Words: 93,381, Reviews: 246 Updated: 12-19-07 Published: 7-29-06
Status: Complete

Eragon has a strange dream, and three fishermen bring the Varden an egg from Vroengard. Then the girl from his dream comes to him. Meanwhile, Murtagh is still under Galbatorix's control and so is a new rider. What happens? Read and find out.

Changing for the Better or the Worse

2007-12-09T16:03:51-08:00

Author: alsdssg
Category: Inheritance Cycle
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Chapters: 20, Words: 68,570, Reviews: 221 Updated: 12-9-07 Published: 12-26-06
Status: In-Progress

Marin was a petty criminal fleeing Dras Leona to escape punishment. Then she tried to steal food from a group of travelers staying in the caves on the plains. That was when everything got started. That was when she realized how many mistakes she made.

Mary Sues I Hate the Most

2007-08-25T16:03:35-08:00

Author: alsdssg
Category: Inheritance Cycle
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 372, Reviews: 32 Published: 8-25-07
Status: Complete

It's just a poem about the many Eragon Sues.

Real World

2007-07-31T19:47:40-08:00

Author: alsdssg
Category: Inheritance Cycle
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,605, Reviews: 9 Published: 7-31-07
Status: Complete

Young Eragon, Roran, and Katrina sit around and daydream about what they want to be. Set preEragon.

Just an Act

2007-07-28T13:24:45-08:00

Author: alsdssg
Category: Moulin Rouge
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Argentinean & Nini
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,952, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-28-07
Status: Complete

Is it really just an act? Decide for yourself. Takes place during and after El Tango de Roxanne. Argentinean x Nini

Teardrops on My Guitar

2007-06-28T16:01:34-08:00

Author: alsdssg
Category: Moulin Rouge
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: China Doll
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,260, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-28-07
Status: Complete

After being attacked by a customer and rescued by Chocolat, Arabia reflects on her life and her friendships with both Chocolat and China Doll.

King of Montmartre

2007-06-17T19:59:17-08:00

Author: alsdssg
Category: Moulin Rouge
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Pairing: Harold Z. & Marie
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,180, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-17-07
Status: Complete

After Satine's death, Zidler sits alone in his office pondering his lies and the ruin of his kingdom.

Vengeance and Ideals

2007-05-30T15:09:43-08:00

Author: alsdssg
Category: Inheritance Cycle
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Fantasy
Chapters: 11, Words: 17,697, Reviews: 62 Updated: 5-30-07 Published: 11-22-06
Status: In-Progress

This is the story of Carsaib, the boy who became Durza. This is the story of the shade who became Galbatorix's righthand man.

Does It Hurt?

2007-05-20T15:01:43-08:00

Author: alsdssg
Category: Moulin Rouge
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Nini & Christian
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,480, Reviews: 13 Published: 5-20-07
Status: Complete

After Satine dies, Christian has a question for Nini.

Better Man

2007-04-06T15:34:19-08:00

Author: alsdssg
Category: Inheritance Cycle
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,612, Reviews: 21 Published: 4-6-07
Status: Complete

Murtagh x Nasuada fic to the song Better Man by Pearl Jam.

Nunquam Satis

2007-03-16T13:09:42-08:00

Author: alsdssg
Category: Inheritance Cycle
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 946, Reviews: 15 Published: 3-16-07
Status: Complete

He’d heard a story once about a sailor who’d found the most world’s largest and most beautiful pearl growing inside of an oyster but hadn’t taken it. Onesided Durza x Arya. R&R.

How to Make Legolas Crazier

2007-03-09T15:00:52-08:00

Author: alsdssg
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,057, Reviews: 34 Updated: 3-9-07 Published: 1-29-07
Status: In-Progress

This was written by my friend Amy. Basically, what happens when a bunch of teens get into Middle Earth and cause mass chaos for all, including Legolas? Read and find out.

How to Make Murtagh Crazier

2007-01-30T16:01:51-08:00

Author: alsdssg
Category: Inheritance Cycle
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 15, Words: 22,921, Reviews: 202 Updated: 1-30-07 Published: 10-27-06
Status: Complete

Poor Murtagh. He was just sitting around minding his own business when my friend and I decided to wreak havoc on Alagaesia. Will Murtagh or anyone else get away with their sanity? Probably not, but it'll be fun watching them try.

Ironic

2007-01-13T15:57:05-08:00

Author: alsdssg
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,909, Reviews: 7 Published: 1-13-07
Status: Complete

Harry broke up with Ginny to protect her from Voldemort. When he finally killed the Dark Lord, he thought it could all work out, but life has a funny way of sneaking up on you when everything seems like it's going right. R & R.

Babylon

2007-01-08T16:50:36-08:00

Author: alsdssg
Category: Inheritance Cycle
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,892, Reviews: 11 Published: 1-8-07
Status: Complete

Morzan x Selena. Morzan ponders and regrets what he did to Murtagh and Selena. Better than it sounds. Please R & R.

Eragon on Oprah

2006-12-24T08:28:03-08:00

Author: alsdssg
Category: Inheritance Cycle
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,757, Reviews: 20 Published: 12-24-06
Status: Complete

The hero goes on Oprah to recount how he lost everything he had or wanted to have to the worst GaryStue ever: a camel junkie by the name of LSD. Tragedy genre is for fun.

Why Galbatorix is Lame

2006-12-17T16:22:37-08:00

Author: alsdssg
Category: Inheritance Cycle
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 32, Words: 34,468, Reviews: 631 Updated: 12-17-06 Published: 7-28-06
Status: In-Progress

Title is pretty selfexplanitory. I wrote it when I was bored so please don't take it as an insult to Eragon.

I Am Not a Eunuch

2006-12-17T14:48:39-08:00

Author: alsdssg
Category: Inheritance Cycle
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,092, Reviews: 74 Published: 12-17-06
Status: Complete

Eragon and Murtagh have a conversation concerning Eragon's affection for Arya. Takes place sometime after they reach the Varden in Eragon.

She Says

2006-10-08T15:18:19-08:00

Author: alsdssg
Category: Inheritance Cycle
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Spiritual/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 938, Reviews: 18 Published: 10-8-06
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Faolin wathces Eragon and Arya. Follows the time from the making of the fairth to Agaeti Blodhren.

Big Yellow Taxi

2006-09-14T13:58:41-08:00

Author: alsdssg
Category: Inheritance Cycle
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,788, Reviews: 16 Published: 9-14-06
Status: Complete

Sequel to Beautiful Disaster. Murtagh ponders his imprisonment and impending doom while he sits in the infirmary.

Beautiful Disaster

2006-09-12T19:08:51-08:00

Author: alsdssg
Category: Inheritance Cycle
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,852, Reviews: 33 Published: 9-12-06
Status: Complete

Song fic based on the song by Kelly Clarkson. Eragon captures Murtagh. Nasuada visits him while he's unconscious.

Crazy

2006-08-31T17:14:31-08:00

Author: alsdssg
Category: Inheritance Cycle
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,122, Reviews: 36 Published: 8-31-06
Status: Complete

It's Uru'baen's annual beer blast, and a drunken Murtagh decides to sing Crazy by: Gnarls Barkley. Chaos Ensues. R&R.

Things You Will Never Know About Draco Malfoy

2006-08-17T08:29:43-08:00

Author: alsdssg
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 895, Reviews: 14 Published: 8-17-06
Status: Complete

Malfoy writes a letter to his father he has no intention of owling him after the battle with Dumbledore.

The Destruction of Voldy and the Sixth Horcrux

2006-08-16T07:24:50-08:00

Author: alsdssg
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,811, Reviews: 16 Published: 8-16-06
Status: Complete

Like the title says. Not meant to be taken seriously. Just a random shot a comedy.

Lament for Cittagazze

2006-07-29T16:44:50-08:00

Author: alsdssg
Category: His Dark Materials
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 236, Reviews: 8 Published: 7-29-06
Status: Complete

Title is pretty selfexplantitory. I wrote this for a book project in Reading. R&R. Hope you like it.

He Thinks He Loves Me

2006-07-28T14:25:17-08:00

Author: alsdssg
Category: Inheritance Cycle
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 362, Reviews: 20 Published: 7-28-06
Status: Complete

Just a little poem about Arya's feeling about Eragon's affection for her.