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Kelly's Time Capsule

2010-01-07T12:38:35-08:00

Author: madame.alexandra
Category: NCIS
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Family/Humor
Pairing: Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Kelly G.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,698, Reviews: 8 Published: 1-7-10
Status: In-Progress

A collection of Leroy Jethro Gibbs' favorite good memories/snapshots of his life with Shannon and Kelly. Fluff, with the inevitable tinge of sadness, and plenty of laughs. Nostalgic. Written because I'm a little sentimental.

Russian Twilight

2010-01-04T16:49:01-08:00

Author: madame.alexandra
Category: NCIS
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: J. Sheppard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,544, Reviews: 24 Published: 1-4-10
Status: In-Progress

The Czech Republic, Russia, Serbia, and ultimately, Paris again. Leroy Jethro Gibbs and Jenny Shepard are more lovers than partners, and yet they still have a job to do--a job that may very well tear them apart. This is their story...further continued.

Idioms!

2010-01-01T09:41:33-08:00

Author: madame.alexandra
Category: NCIS
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Ziva D.
Chapters: 50, Words: 38,188, Reviews: 705 Updated: 1-1-10 Published: 6-22-09
Status: Complete

A series of one-shots chronicling Ziva David, a.k.a crazy ninja mossad chick, and her continuing struggles with the english language.

Paris Nights

2009-12-24T18:06:18-08:00

Author: madame.alexandra
Category: NCIS
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: J. Sheppard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Chapters: 30, Words: 210,513, Reviews: 518 Updated: 12-24-09 Published: 6-30-09
Status: Complete

London. Marseille. Paris. Positano. Somewhere in the mix, Jenny Shepard and Leroy Jethro Gibbs stopped being just partners. This is their story--continued. Sequel to: Probie Days.

That's What She Said

2009-12-20T15:17:05-08:00

Author: madame.alexandra
Category: NCIS
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,055, Reviews: 36 Published: 12-20-09
Status: Complete

How many every-day prhases in the English language have a sexual connotation? Simply ask one Leroy Jethro Gibbs who, amongst isinuations, double entendres, and general inapprorpiate-ness, can't seem to keep his foot out of his mouth today.

Aggressive Negotiations

2009-12-04T05:09:26-08:00

Author: madame.alexandra
Category: NCIS
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: J. Sheppard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,887, Reviews: 17 Published: 12-4-09
Status: Complete

Once upon a time, she wouldn't have taken no for an answer. She's not going to this time, either. Tag to 'Lost and Found'. Smut. ForAly!

Flavors

2009-11-29T17:16:55-08:00

Author: madame.alexandra
Category: NCIS
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Leroy Jethro Gibbs & J. Sheppard
Chapters: 6, Words: 8,197, Reviews: 66 Updated: 11-29-09 Published: 6-14-09
Status: In-Progress

Some senosory fun. A collection of drabbles/one-shots centered around a few select tastes. What's your flavor? JIBBS. Smutty, to be sure.

Kaleidoscope

2009-11-27T22:20:32-08:00

Author: madame.alexandra
Category: NCIS
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: J. Sheppard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,098, Reviews: 41 Updated: 11-27-09 Published: 7-22-09
Status: In-Progress

Everyone needs a little colour in their world. A smattering of Orange here, a burst of Blue there, some Reds, Greens, and Purples everywhere! A collection of colour-centric musings.

Team Jethro

2009-11-26T22:24:18-08:00

Author: madame.alexandra
Category: NCIS
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Leroy Jethro Gibbs & J. Sheppard
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,021, Reviews: 29 Published: 11-26-09
Status: Complete

Leroy Jethro Gibbs has been kidnapped by a nefarious redhead at the eleventh hour--and it doesn't bode well. Where is she taking him? And are those the hysterical screams of teenage girls? A bit of nonseniscal fluff to combat nauseating New Moon Mania.

Cornucopias of Cranberry Sauce

2009-11-25T23:06:21-08:00

Author: madame.alexandra
Category: NCIS
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Leroy Jethro Gibbs & J. Sheppard
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,947, Reviews: 13 Published: 11-25-09
Status: Complete

Thanksgiving Dinner chez Gibbs: where the boat is the table, the goths are wearing feathers, and the cranberry juice smacks suspiciously of vodka. What's a certain silver-haired-fox to do? Happy Thanksgiving:

Call Me Dad

2009-11-23T17:51:51-08:00

Author: madame.alexandra
Category: NCIS
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Pairing: Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Jackson Gibbs
Chapters: 1, Words: 531, Reviews: 7 Published: 11-23-09
Status: Complete

Jethro finally understands why Jackson hated that his son didn't call him Dad. Short, though anything but sweet, reflection on what words mean to us. One-shot.

Puppy Love

2009-11-09T17:07:39-08:00

Author: madame.alexandra
Category: NCIS
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Leroy Jethro Gibbs & J. Sheppard
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,350, Reviews: 22 Published: 11-9-09
Status: Complete

A certain redhead is a little more than surprised to find one Leroy Jethro Gibbs on her doorstep bearing a puppy late one night. To her former partner's dismay, she gives it a rather interesting name...JIBBS.

Notes on Impropriety

2009-10-30T21:45:40-08:00

Author: madame.alexandra
Category: NCIS
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Leroy Jethro Gibbs & J. Sheppard
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,755, Reviews: 24 Published: 10-30-09
Status: Complete

Jenny's very excellent notes on a certain Sexual Harassment seminar one Leroy Jethro Gibbs unfortunately missed out on. The content of the notes, and an ensuing slightly mature interpretation of the game 'red light, green light'. Tag to 'DRIVEN'/Smut.

Daughter

2009-10-13T18:36:25-08:00

Author: madame.alexandra
Category: NCIS
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Angst
Pairing: Ziva D. & Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Chapters: 1, Words: 390, Reviews: 25 Published: 10-13-09
Status: Complete

What Did Gibbs whisper to Ziva in the interrogation room after the record was off, what was it that made her cry? Tag to Season 7 Episode 4, 'Good Cop, Bad Cop'. Spoilers...eh, probably. One-shot.

Apology Appreciation

2009-10-05T15:25:39-08:00

Author: madame.alexandra
Category: NCIS
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Leroy Jethro Gibbs & J. Sheppard
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,996, Reviews: 16 Published: 10-5-09
Status: Complete

Special Agent Gibbs was mean to Cynthia. Cynthia deserves an apology. Therefore: with some prodding from a certain redhead, Special Agent Gibbs will apologize to Cynthia...and perhaps receive a reward from said redhead.

Brass Knuckles and Bruised Biceps

2009-09-28T05:42:14-08:00

Author: madame.alexandra
Category: NCIS
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Leroy Jethro Gibbs & J. Sheppard
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,742, Reviews: 19 Published: 9-28-09
Status: Complete

Leroy Jethro Gibbs learns the hard way to let sleeping redheads lie.

Medley

2009-09-27T09:59:21-08:00

Author: madame.alexandra
Category: NCIS
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: J. Sheppard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Chapters: 6, Words: 16,740, Reviews: 53 Updated: 9-27-09 Published: 5-4-09
Status: In-Progress

Music is the universal language of mankind. A collection of unrelated Jibbs one-shots based on songs. Not all necessarily song-fics, though there will be quite a few. JIBBS/Sure to be agnst, perhaps fluff.

Cynthia Has Ears

2009-09-02T17:42:15-08:00

Author: madame.alexandra
Category: NCIS
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: J. Sheppard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Chapters: 1, Words: 900, Reviews: 50 Published: 9-2-09
Status: Complete

The Director and Agent Gibbs seem to forget that the walls aren't always the only ones listening to them fight--and Cynthia is slightly surprised to hear what Jethro's punishment this time is!

Fireworks

2009-07-04T14:41:47-08:00

Author: madame.alexandra
Category: NCIS
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Leroy Jethro Gibbs & J. Sheppard
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,324, Reviews: 20 Published: 7-4-09
Status: Complete

Jethro, Jenny, and the American Flag. Every good Marine deserves his due on Independence Day. Jibbs; smut.

Probie Days

2009-06-25T21:56:16-08:00

Author: madame.alexandra
Category: NCIS
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Leroy Jethro Gibbs & J. Sheppard
Chapters: 20, Words: 73,542, Reviews: 269 Updated: 6-25-09 Published: 5-17-09
Status: Complete

Leroy Jethro Gibbs found his match in Jenny Shepard--and he knew it from the moment they met. From the day they meet to the Marseilles OP, this is their story. JIBBS Prequel of sorts.

The Same Mistake

2009-05-26T23:40:56-08:00

Author: madame.alexandra
Category: NCIS
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Ziva D. & Tony D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,166, Reviews: 17 Published: 5-26-09
Status: Complete

Tony goes to Ziva seeking comfort after he burns Jeanne's letter. Hidden motives and suppressed feelings are revealed when the conversation goes down a path Ziva never expected. TIVA; Oneshot.

The Matchmaker

2009-05-03T15:16:22-08:00

Author: madame.alexandra
Category: NCIS
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: J. Sheppard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Chapters: 8, Words: 14,840, Reviews: 55 Updated: 5-3-09 Published: 4-25-09
Status: Complete

Teenager Emma Speare prides herself on her matchmaking skills. So when she's stuck at NCIS all day with nothing to do, she turns her expert eye on Madame Director and a certain Silver-Haired Fox...NOT Casefic/Quirky, Maybe Fluff. JIBBS!

Paradise Lost

2009-04-24T20:03:25-08:00

Author: madame.alexandra
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: James P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 26, Words: 156,721, Reviews: 374 Updated: 4-24-09 Published: 7-21-08
Status: Complete

Lily Evans's seventh year. Head girl. And sure, Potter as head boy was a drawback, but she could get over that. She had everything going for her--until someone ripped it all away. JL Angst--WARNING: Rape. COMPLETE.

Want

2009-04-15T17:37:01-08:00

Author: madame.alexandra
Category: NCIS
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: J. Sheppard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,268, Reviews: 25 Published: 4-15-09
Status: Complete

He slammed the door, she cringed at the sound, and then...he pressed her against it. "I want you, Jen," Oneshot, SMUT.

Fairytale Gone Bad

2009-04-11T14:04:50-08:00

Author: madame.alexandra
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Elizabeth S. & Jack S.
Chapters: 18, Words: 54,675, Reviews: 124 Updated: 4-11-09 Published: 7-5-08
Status: Complete

Sparrabeth/AU; COMPLETE. Five years after CotBP, Jack stumbles across Elizabeth in the worst of places. So, naturally, he rescues her...only to find there's more under the surface than he could have possibly guessed.

Bourbon Rain

2009-03-07T20:41:58-08:00

Author: madame.alexandra
Category: NCIS
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Leroy Jethro Gibbs & J. Sheppard
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,803, Reviews: 10 Published: 3-7-09
Status: Complete

It's late and its raining, and Gibbs is thinking of Paris. Flashback!

Her Name was Jenny

2009-02-07T21:47:01-08:00

Author: madame.alexandra
Category: NCIS
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: J. Sheppard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Chapters: 1, Words: 912, Reviews: 10 Published: 2-7-09
Status: Complete

Relationships between agents, Kate? They never work. He is speaking from experiance. Set in 'Minimal Secuirty' from season 1.

Of Toy Broomsticks and Toddlers

2008-12-25T12:01:05-08:00

Author: madame.alexandra
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: James P. & Lily Luna P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,732, Reviews: 17 Published: 12-25-08
Status: Complete

Sirius sent his godson a toy broomstick for his first birthday. Lily didn't want him to have it, James was of a different opinion. A Mishap ensues.

Iris

2008-12-21T21:44:42-08:00

Author: madame.alexandra
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Spiritual
Pairing: Edward & Bella
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,186, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-21-08
Status: Complete

All Edward has ever wanted is for her to know who he is. Songfic; Oneshot. Edward/Bella.

Everybody Hurts

2008-11-26T22:13:24-08:00

Author: madame.alexandra
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Lois L. & Clark K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,112, Reviews: 17 Published: 11-26-08
Status: Complete

Post "Bride". Lois walks away from Clark, leaving him outside of the hospital room where Lana is being treated...she doesn't walk far, and he doesn't take long to follow. R/R.

Congratulations

2008-10-08T22:03:48-08:00

Author: madame.alexandra
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Poetry
Pairing: Jack S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 903, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-8-08
Status: Complete

Jack's reflections on Will and Elizabeth's wedding. Post AWE, thought a little different. Jealous, angsty Jack; drabble.

Let it Be

2008-07-01T22:16:40-08:00

Author: madame.alexandra
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Jack S. & Elizabeth S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,008, Reviews: 15 Published: 7-1-08
Status: Complete

Jack steals into Port Royal in the dead of night, intent on saying a finaly farwell--and stumbles on something more. Sparrabeth/Post AWE

Lithium

2008-03-25T22:34:28-08:00

Author: madame.alexandra
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Pairing: Elizabeth S. & Jack S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,467, Reviews: 8 Published: 3-25-08
Status: Complete

He was like a drug...and she was addicted. Sparrabeth Oneshot/Songfic. Dark; so be warned.

Release

2007-12-20T23:01:36-08:00

Author: madame.alexandra
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Elizabeth S. & Jack S.
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,394, Reviews: 32 Updated: 12-20-07 Published: 11-29-07
Status: Complete

If the black spot hadn't appeared...and the kiss we all screamed for had gone on...what would have happened between the Sparrow and the Swann? R&R!

Promise

2007-08-03T21:03:53-08:00

Author: madame.alexandra
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Jack S. & Elizabeth S.
Chapters: 5, Words: 6,139, Reviews: 46 Updated: 8-3-07 Published: 7-9-07
Status: Complete

Jack's onyx eyes glinted with a smirk: "Love, have I ever given you reason not to trust me?" Short, a little fluffy, a little angsty. Complete.

Candlelight

2007-07-23T09:36:38-08:00

Author: madame.alexandra
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Jack S. & Elizabeth S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,265, Reviews: 13 Published: 7-23-07
Status: Complete

Her last words will haunt him forever.

I Loved Her First

2006-12-19T13:15:37-08:00

Author: madame.alexandra
Category: X-Men: The Movie
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Wolverine & Jean G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,220, Reviews: 9 Published: 12-19-06
Status: Complete

Logan's thoughts on his daughter's wedding...songfic, oneshot

Insecurities

2006-12-15T20:42:45-08:00

Author: madame.alexandra
Category: X-Men: The Movie
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Wolverine & Jean G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,630, Reviews: 11 Updated: 12-15-06 Published: 12-14-06
Status: Complete

Is she cheating? Scott watches Jean and Logan; he questions and then he comes to the inevitable conclusion.