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the one eyed man

2009-11-16T15:41:01-08:00

Author: Phoenix Satori
Category: Eden of The East/東のエデン
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Akira & Saki
Chapters: 1, Words: 482, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-16-09
Status: In-Progress

Boys, he’s got vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals. ::Taki::

backsliding

2009-11-12T10:57:17-08:00

Author: Phoenix Satori
Category: Vampire Diaries
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Damon S. & Elena G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,453, Reviews: 9 Published: 11-12-09
Status: Complete

This smacks of History, Repeating. ::Damon/Elena::

One Plausible Scenario

2009-11-05T11:01:40-08:00

Author: Phoenix Satori
Category: Life With Derek
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Casey M. & Derek V.
Chapters: 5, Words: 5,978, Reviews: 57 Updated: 11-5-09 Published: 7-16-09
Status: In-Progress

Derek tries his hand at story-telling and finds himself devilishly proficient. Emphasis on 'devilishly.' ::Dasey::

How to Be Cool :Or Die Trying:

2009-11-04T15:56:18-08:00

Author: Phoenix Satori
Category: Soul Eater
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Maka & Soul
Chapters: 5, Words: 7,122, Reviews: 41 Updated: 11-4-09 Published: 2-2-09
Status: In-Progress

A comprehensive look at the finer points of Cool. By Soul Eater Evans, PhD. ::MakaSoul OneShots::

as flies to wanton boys are we

2009-11-02T14:31:29-08:00

Author: Phoenix Satori
Category: xxxHOLiC
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Yuuko I.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,263, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-2-09
Status: Complete

“This is,” he concludes, looking considerably unhappy to be saying so at all, “decidedly unfair.”//The Goblin King pops by for a chat. Jareth/Sarah, hints of Yuuko/Clow.

ripe for asphyxiation

2009-10-22T14:37:58-08:00

Author: Phoenix Satori
Category: Avatar: Last Airbender
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Katara & Zuko
Chapters: 1, Words: 392, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-22-09
Status: Complete

Wedged somewhat uncomfortably between Vapid and Pointless. Zutara, if you like.

Relative Disparity

2009-10-20T11:29:42-08:00

Author: Phoenix Satori
Category: Life With Derek
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Casey M. & Derek V.
Chapters: 24, Words: 18,099, Reviews: 127 Updated: 10-20-09 Published: 5-29-09
Status: In-Progress

“I’m sorry,” Derek says, “was that ‘MacDonald?’ As in the one who had a farm?” -- Where infirm one-shots, AUs, drabbles, and p*rn of the snapshot variety come to DIE. ::Dasey::

University Steps

2009-10-17T20:02:14-08:00

Author: Phoenix Satori
Category: Life With Derek
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Derek V. & Casey M.
Chapters: 14, Words: 57,700, Reviews: 265 Updated: 10-17-09 Published: 3-29-09
Status: In-Progress

And, do me a favor? When you see me in the Quad, pretend you don't know me.' Derek and Casey at University. May god have mercy on us all. ::Dasey One-Shots::

we are such stuff as dreams are made on

2009-09-28T08:57:12-08:00

Author: Phoenix Satori
Category: xxxHOLiC
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Yuuko I.
Chapters: 5, Words: 3,439, Reviews: 8 Updated: 9-28-09 Published: 7-14-08
Status: In-Progress

They peruse a room of infinite space and exacted prices. Clow.Yuuko.

foregone conclusion

2009-09-14T13:18:47-08:00

Author: Phoenix Satori
Category: Liar Game
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Akiyama S. & K. Nao
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,676, Reviews: 6 Published: 9-14-09
Status: Complete

The inherently male part of him demands to know what in the hell is taking him so goddamn long. ::Akiyama/Nao::

The History of the 'F' Word

2009-09-11T08:02:24-08:00

Author: Phoenix Satori
Category: Eyeshield 21
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Hiruma Y. & Mamori A.
Chapters: 10, Words: 12,117, Reviews: 50 Updated: 9-11-09 Published: 7-10-08
Status: In-Progress

The Manifold Wonders of the Expletive, by Dr. Hiruma Yoichi, Esq. ::HiruMamo One-Shots, Epithets-GALORE::

the inevitable outcome

2009-09-10T12:00:24-08:00

Author: Phoenix Satori
Category: Liar Game
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Akiyama S. & K. Nao
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,222, Reviews: 9 Published: 9-10-09
Status: Complete

He's definitely not stalking her. Except when he is. post-series. ::Akiyama/Nao::

ceasar and cleopatra

2009-07-08T12:04:04-08:00

Author: Phoenix Satori
Category: Cowboy Bebop
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Faye V. & Spike S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,922, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-8-09
Status: Complete

they are sick and tired of the same conventional, fixed-style jazz. post-series. ::SpikeFaye::

Clinically Insane

2009-05-15T21:48:54-08:00

Author: Phoenix Satori
Category: Life With Derek
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Casey M. & Derek V.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,214, Reviews: 19 Published: 5-15-09
Status: Complete

This whole insanity thing is a complete and total pain in the ass. --companion fic for WhenLighteningStrikes 'What You Call Winter'-- ::Dasey::

Head Case

2009-05-07T17:43:25-08:00

Author: Phoenix Satori
Category: Life With Derek
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Casey M. & Derek V.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,649, Reviews: 27 Published: 5-7-09
Status: Complete

A thin contrivance compels Derek to forsake his loyalties. ::Dasey::

In Flagrante Delicto

2009-05-03T09:57:46-08:00

Author: Phoenix Satori
Category: Life With Derek
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Casey M. & Derek V.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,207, Reviews: 16 Published: 5-3-09
Status: In-Progress

Holy Sexcapades, Batman! Rated ‘M’ for Mastectomy. ::Dasey –was there ever any doubt?::

Catalyst

2009-05-01T21:53:56-08:00

Author: Phoenix Satori
Category: Life With Derek
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Casey M. & Derek V.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,401, Reviews: 17 Published: 5-1-09
Status: In-Progress

Physics, babies. ::Dasey::

PB & Casey

2009-03-26T16:28:12-08:00

Author: Phoenix Satori
Category: Life With Derek
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Casey M. & Derek V.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,068, Reviews: 19 Published: 3-26-09
Status: In-Progress

Casey turns to The Expert for advice. Derek has an Epiphany that turns out to be his hormones in clever disguise. Warning: Peanut Butter- Bashing ::Derek/Casey::

Jersey Girl

2009-03-22T13:48:03-08:00

Author: Phoenix Satori
Category: Life With Derek
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Casey M. & Derek V.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,846, Reviews: 26 Published: 3-22-09
Status: Complete

Someone is wearing Derek's jersey who shouldn't be. Derek is justifiably outraged. Retaliatory action is taken. Some Other Stuff happens, too, but that's beside the point. ::Derek/Casey --because the chemistry leaves us very little other choice::

Locution

2009-03-11T14:58:46-08:00

Author: Phoenix Satori
Category: Soul Eater
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Death The Kid & Patricia
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,432, Reviews: 8 Published: 3-11-09
Status: Complete

Kid is almost completely incapable of being entirely ‘in the moment,’ but then Patty is dragging him into a broom closet and laughingly pulling the door closed behind them-- ::Kid/Patty::

more in sorrow than in anger

2009-02-12T12:54:42-08:00

Author: Phoenix Satori
Category: xxxHOLiC
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Yuuko I.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,368, Reviews: 4 Published: 2-12-09
Status: Complete

She almost cannot breath at the sight of him. ::Clow.Yuuko.::

when this thy wrath is over

2009-02-11T09:26:04-08:00

Author: Phoenix Satori
Category: xxxHOLiC
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Yuuko I.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,841, Reviews: 8 Updated: 2-11-09 Published: 6-26-07
Status: In-Progress

The second time she meets Clow Reed, he is mere days away from cresting his tenth year. Clow.Yuuko.

a madness most discreet

2009-02-01T02:17:31-08:00

Author: Phoenix Satori
Category: xxxHOLiC
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Yuuko I.
Chapters: 1, Words: 726, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-1-09
Status: Complete

They do not speak of it ever, at all. ::tasteful!sexitiemz:: Clow.Yuuko.

Rapid Oxidation

2009-01-20T20:31:37-08:00

Author: Phoenix Satori
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Seto K. & Anzu M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,809, Reviews: 5 Published: 1-20-09
Status: In-Progress

The infamous No-Win situation, in which no one emerges unperturbed. ::Kaiba/Anzu::

tis evermore the prologue to sleep

2008-07-14T09:23:01-08:00

Author: Phoenix Satori
Category: xxxHOLiC
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Yuuko I.
Chapters: 1, Words: 499, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-14-08
Status: Complete

I always knew our children would be alcoholics.' Clow.Yuuko.

Internecine

2008-05-22T18:22:34-08:00

Author: Phoenix Satori
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Grimmjow J. & Ichigo K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 389, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-22-08
Status: In-Progress

Grimmjaw has a moment of introspection. Also, he's fighting Ichigo. --dabble drabble--

sounds and sweet airs

2008-05-22T17:52:22-08:00

Author: Phoenix Satori
Category: xxxHOLiC
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Yuuko I.
Chapters: 1, Words: 636, Reviews: 5 Published: 5-22-08
Status: Complete

Yuuko checks in on Clow and catches him in the act. Yuuko.Clow.Fuckwittage.

she was, before the beginning

2008-04-10T21:28:28-08:00

Author: Phoenix Satori
Category: xxxHOLiC
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Yuuko I.
Chapters: 1, Words: 505, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-10-08
Status: Complete

Yuuko is Not Entirely Lucid. ::theirs was not a love at first sight.:: Rating for drug use. rah.

How to Skin a Cat

2007-03-22T11:00:38-08:00

Author: Phoenix Satori
Category: Gakuen Alice
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,861, Reviews: 18 Updated: 3-22-07 Published: 1-31-07
Status: In-Progress

In which Natsume is Seriously Annoyed. Repeatedly. [allusions to Natsukan, a peppering of Ruru]

Between a Rock and a Hard Place

2007-01-16T14:51:34-08:00

Author: Phoenix Satori
Category: Gakuen Alice
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,140, Reviews: 17 Published: 1-16-07
Status: Complete

Natsume refuses to share his cake with a starving idiot. A starving idiot with a sweet tooth. ::Natsume.Mikan::

Schadenfreude

2006-12-25T11:50:10-08:00

Author: Phoenix Satori
Category: Gakuen Alice
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,729, Reviews: 28 Published: 12-25-06
Status: Complete

He hates her desperately, wants her terribly. And there's nothing pretty about it. ::Natsume/Mikan::

One AU To Rule Them All

2006-11-02T02:40:36-08:00

Author: Phoenix Satori
Category: Avatar: Last Airbender
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Zuko & Katara
Chapters: 22, Words: 4,758, Reviews: 28 Updated: 11-2-06 Published: 10-13-06
Status: Complete

...and in the Darkness, Bind Them.

The Blue Pill

2006-11-02T02:15:17-08:00

Author: Phoenix Satori
Category: Avatar: Last Airbender
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Zuko & Katara
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,172, Reviews: 6 Published: 11-2-06
Status: Complete

On Second Thought, I'll have...[zutara]

Brainwashing is a Beautiful Thing

2006-10-03T10:15:43-08:00

Author: Phoenix Satori
Category: Avatar: Last Airbender
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Zuko & Jet
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,378, Reviews: 34 Published: 10-3-06
Status: Complete

Jet rapes Zuko. Just a little. Um. ...Zuko liked it...?

Fun Accessories

2006-09-27T09:34:03-08:00

Author: Phoenix Satori
Category: Avatar: Last Airbender
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Zuko & Katara
Chapters: 1, Words: 892, Reviews: 13 Published: 9-27-06
Status: Complete

Team Avatar breaks for tea. Zuko wears an apron. [zutara]

What She Doesn't See

2006-09-26T14:15:18-08:00

Author: Phoenix Satori
Category: Avatar: Last Airbender
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Katara & Zuko
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,012, Reviews: 11 Published: 9-26-06
Status: Complete

An interesting encounter through Toph's eyes. hardyhar. [Zutara shortly after episode 34 for Zutara100] ::now with karatechop action::

Home

2005-10-07T03:04:57-08:00

Author: Phoenix Satori
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,134, Reviews: 12 Published: 10-7-05
Status: In-Progress

And the way she looks at him, as if she expects him to help, as if she knows he will, nearly drives him over the edge. [SasuSaku...sort of...SasuSakuNaru if you squint]

Meanwhile

2005-09-10T03:04:11-08:00

Author: Phoenix Satori
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,933, Reviews: 12 Published: 9-10-05
Status: In-Progress

Kakashi contemplates abusing a shitzu. --companion fic for Red Crow's 'Second Chances'--

Acts of Desperation

2005-09-02T15:28:08-08:00

Author: Phoenix Satori
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,048, Reviews: 9 Published: 9-2-05
Status: In-Progress

Desperate times... Vignette [SasuSaku]