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It Wuz a Beautiful Day

2003-02-24T20:07:07-08:00

Author: Perilous Mango Ninja
Category: Song of the Lioness
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,007, Reviews: 19 Published: 2-24-03
Status: In-Progress

Hey, what can I say? It wuz a beautiful day. Designed to infuriate the grammatically correct and make fun of the grammatically incorrect. So enter and flame, but please leave your sanity beehind. I meen behind.

A Dumb Mary Sue Fic

2002-07-26T06:52:55-08:00

Author: Perilous Mango Ninja
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,026, Reviews: 7 Published: 7-26-02
Status: In-Progress

Um, I got bored. Plus jweb guru decided it would be funny if I wrote a Mary Sue, so here it is. I wrote it really quickly, so there isn't really a plot and jweb guru keeps interrupting.

The Interview with Voldemort

2002-03-27T17:39:16-08:00

Author: Perilous Mango Ninja
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 460, Reviews: 18 Published: 3-27-02
Status: In-Progress

Reporter interviews Voldemort. We find out exactly why Voldemort became evil and such... *written in a period of 5 minutes after an extreme overdose of sugar* (Author does not assume responsibility for any harm caused by the reading of this fic.)

Party!!!

2001-12-25T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Perilous Mango Ninja
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,059, Reviews: 4 Published: 12-25-01
Status: In-Progress

Brought to you by: VenusSaturnalia! None other than your favorite author in the whole wide world! (hint hint) This is my Christmas present from me (and spacelover [Jen] kinda, cause she didn't write a lot of it) to you. Merry Christmas!!!

Harry Potter Characters' Lives

2001-11-01T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Perilous Mango Ninja
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,916, Reviews: 10 Updated: 11-1-01 Published: 10-31-01
Status: In-Progress

Well, I was really, really bored and I started playing MASH with Harry Potter characters and it was really funny! My friend and I did this together... We were both bored

Draco's Mansion of Madness

2001-10-08T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Perilous Mango Ninja
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,204, Reviews: 15 Published: 10-8-01
Status: In-Progress

OK, now if you dislike weird humor, you probably shouldn't read this. Yea... we find out who and what is REALLY in Draco's mansion... muahahahaha....if you don't like it, don't blame me. You made the choice. I just wrote it.

The Large Flying Thing

2001-10-03T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Perilous Mango Ninja
Category: Song of the Lioness
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,021, Reviews: 13 Updated: 10-3-01 Published: 9-21-01
Status: In-Progress

I'm NOT done with this yet, but r/r anyways! A large flying thing crashes in Tortall, and ______s come out to visit Tortall! There is actually kind of a plot to this story. For once! Joy will fill the world if you read this...

Really Weird Fic

2001-10-01T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Perilous Mango Ninja
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 642, Reviews: 14 Published: 10-1-01
Status: In-Progress

I couldn't think of any other title, OK!?!?! Anyways, I took up Lady Reena's challenge, and well, why don't you just read it? It's short!

Slytherin How-to

2001-09-30T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Perilous Mango Ninja
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 524, Reviews: 27 Published: 9-30-01
Status: In-Progress

PG because of fighting. Not graphic, though. Draco Malfoy and Voldemort attempt to teach you to do stuff, but they fail miserably. For the first chapter, they teach you how to greet a friend.

In Which the Author and the Musketeers Go Crazy

2001-09-24T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Perilous Mango Ninja
Category: Alexandre Dumas
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,639, Reviews: 43 Published: 9-24-01
Status: In-Progress

See the title. I love making fun of stuff. I don't know why... It's just fun! Plus it makes people happy! So enjoy! Oh, and by the way, yes, I am crazy, and I am addicted to jellybeans and anything that contains sugar.

The Ever-so-Drastic Paper Cut

2001-09-18T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Perilous Mango Ninja
Category: Song of the Lioness
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Mystery/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,568, Reviews: 40 Updated: 9-18-01 Published: 9-14-01
Status: In-Progress

When Queen Thayet dies of a drastic paper cut, crazy things happen! This is really stupid and I wrote it while I was hyper! You have been warned. And there is a little crossover in chapter two, but well...yea... Commercials added! Guaranteed stupidit