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When In Pegasus

2008-01-07T23:51:24-08:00

Author: memyselfandi89
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 10, Words: 3,637, Reviews: 60 Updated: 1-7-08, Published: 3-13-07
Status: In-Progress

When in Pegasus, do as the Expedition does. However the Lanteans' have some pretty strange things to do. WARNING! STRANGNESS!

On The Couch: TMNT

2007-07-17T22:28:06-08:00

Author: memyselfandi89
Category: Ninja Turtles
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 8, Words: 6,919, Reviews: 35 Updated: 7-17-07, Published: 6-18-07
Status: Complete

The TMNT characters get a little professional help for all their problems. Something is telling me this is NOT gonna work out well.

This Won't Hurt a Bit

2007-06-23T14:08:25-08:00

Author: memyselfandi89
Category: Ninja Turtles
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: Raphael & Donatello
Chapters: 1, Words: 597, Reviews: 15 Updated: 6-23-07, Published: 6-23-07
Status: Complete

Involving Raph, Donnie, a cut, rubbing alcohol, pizza and a bet. That summary kinda sucks. One shot.

Food Fight

2007-05-13T16:56:49-08:00

Author: memyselfandi89
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,296, Reviews: 5 Updated: 5-13-07, Published: 5-13-07
Status: Complete

Everybody loves a good food fight but the wraith version is a little bit different. WARNING! Randomness and insanity abounds within. You have been warned. Read at your own risk.

The Art of Escaping

2007-04-29T17:41:58-08:00

Author: memyselfandi89
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,082, Reviews: 4 Updated: 4-29-07, Published: 4-29-07
Status: Complete

The team is stuck on yet another hive ship. Oh but don't worry, Rodney has a plan. Help? The kinda, sorta, but not really sequel to It Never Ends. it's not really humorhorror either, I just wanted to put that there

A Weapon to Match

2007-04-29T17:25:29-08:00

Author: memyselfandi89
Category: Ninja Turtles
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 457, Reviews: 10 Updated: 4-29-07, Published: 4-29-07
Status: Complete

The real reason Raph likes his sai so much. Just a quicky but you might get a kick outta it. One shot.

Choked on a Goldfish

2007-03-24T11:16:24-08:00

Author: memyselfandi89
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,262, Reviews: 7 Updated: 3-24-07, Published: 3-24-07
Status: Complete

Kavanaugh is dead! Yay! Happy day! But what caused It, you may ask? Dr. Biro is about to tell you.

Never Leave A Man Behind

2007-03-17T22:42:59-08:00

Author: memyselfandi89
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 192, Reviews: 2 Updated: 3-17-07, Published: 3-17-07
Status: Complete

DON'T READ THIS! Sheppard always says to never leave a man behind. So why exactly is he running away? Humor and insanity required. Writer is not responsible for any mental harm done while reading, other side effects may occur.

Monkey See Monkey Do

2007-03-04T20:10:42-08:00

Author: memyselfandi89
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,146, Reviews: 8 Updated: 3-4-07, Published: 2-28-07
Status: Complete

Sheppard has a little fun teaching Ronon some earth fighting moves. More specifically he teaches him “The Way of the Chicken”. Oh, and don’t forget about the video cameras!

A Reason

2007-02-21T01:00:31-08:00

Author: memyselfandi89
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,313, Reviews: 10 Updated: 2-21-07, Published: 2-21-07
Status: Complete

That stupid band was the only thing keeping me alive even though the only thing I wanted was to die. I hated it. Shep's POV.

It Never Ends

2007-01-15T22:07:38-08:00

Author: memyselfandi89
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,913, Reviews: 38 Updated: 1-15-07, Published: 1-15-07
Status: Complete

Sheppard is captured by a wraith queen who wants to know the location of earth. That poor unsuspecting wraith queen.

The Battle of Helms Deep Sort of

2006-08-06T11:45:46-08:00

Author: memyselfandi89
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 793, Reviews: 9 Updated: 8-6-06, Published: 8-6-06
Status: Complete

A moving story of the brave souls who fought at Helms Deep. Yeah right! This is a piece of nonsense that hit me while watching The Two Towers and I decided to write it so it would leave me alone.

Eternal Hate

2006-07-29T22:08:57-08:00

Author: memyselfandi89
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 290, Reviews: 5 Updated: 7-29-06, Published: 7-29-06
Status: Complete

Just an idea about what might have been going through Bootstrap's mind when he thought the Kraken had killed Will.