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To The Point

2009-11-20T07:32:22-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Hetalia - Axis Powers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: France & England
Chapters: 12, Words: 697, Reviews: 23 Updated: 11-20-09 Published: 5-4-09
Status: In-Progress

France is an inspiration to us all. "England would say otherwise, but he is England and he is in denial, is he not? You know you can't resist my charms, you old citrus!" :Warning: Old people using email and no tact.

Foreign Tastes

2009-11-18T13:40:23-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Hetalia - Axis Powers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: France & Canada
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,006, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-18-09
Status: Complete

AU: Francis tells his brother Mattieu everything he ever wanted to not know. :oneshot:

Just Some Girl

2009-11-07T22:26:06-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Tenten & Hinata H.
Chapters: 4, Words: 8,912, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-7-09 Published: 12-31-08
Status: In-Progress

Hello, you may or may not know me. My name is Tenten and I like sharp pointy objects. I've also seem to have fallen for the wrong Hyuuga and I think my teacher is a legitimate ninja. Oh well, it could've been worse. Lee's outfit could be orange.

MacromaniA

2009-11-07T12:44:16-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Hetalia - Axis Powers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Family
Pairing: Prussia & Canada
Chapters: 4, Words: 6,586, Reviews: 13 Updated: 11-7-09 Published: 11-4-09
Status: In-Progress

No longer representing a country, he was history. “Don't you get it? I'm dead! Nothing! I can't do this anymore. But you- you can. You still have a chance to shine and show them all...” Because sometimes purgatory just blows.

1 800

2009-09-22T16:26:13-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Zim & Gir
Chapters: 7, Words: 3,206, Reviews: 13 Updated: 9-22-09 Published: 7-31-06
Status: Complete

When a late night commercial advertises weapons of doom, how can Zim resist? :This ended up more canon than I realized, hope that doesn't upset anybody:

Legally Virgin 2

2009-09-21T19:35:36-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Hetalia - Axis Powers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Romance
Pairing: Germany & N. Italy
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,530, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-21-09
Status: Complete

This time someone's taking it. :oneshot, sequel to another story sharing the same title, but without the 2: You may now weep for Germany. Or cheer, depending on your point of view.

Nicknames Suck!

2009-09-01T17:52:47-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,231, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-1-09
Status: Complete

Jerry attempts to break the universe by trying to get the Pokémon he got in a trade to come to another name. :believe it or not, this is the direct sequel to Traditions: oneshot, part of the Everything Sucks Series, because sometimes things just are.

Dirt Cheap

2009-09-01T11:04:08-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Horror/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,314, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-1-09
Status: Complete

Everything he ever did was for himself. Don't expect any less from him and he won't expect any more from you. :oneshot, 2nd of the MUD series: If you love your Pokémon fanfics choking on reality, this is for you.

Of Surfboarding and Drunk Japanese

2009-08-30T12:11:10-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Hetalia - Axis Powers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Japan
Chapters: 1, Words: 772, Reviews: 9 Published: 8-30-09
Status: Complete

Screw America, this guy was Japan's man in shinning armor. Or man in shiny trousers. Or the surfboard was shining- Alright, let me start this over. So Japan was swimming off the coast of himself... :oneshot of recent history: Please drink responsibly.

Missing One Thing

2009-08-19T18:15:19-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Misc. Anime/Manga
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,155, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-19-09
Status: Complete

Shina Dark Oneshot: Galett and Christina have managed to get over their differences and become friends. There was only issue left, who will win the heart of Satan? Fight hard, girls!

The SECRET secret

2009-08-16T14:26:03-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Hetalia - Axis Powers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Parody
Pairing: England & America
Chapters: 1, Words: 373, Reviews: 7 Published: 8-16-09
Status: Complete

England had a terrible secret that he'd wished no one, ESPECIALLY that one country to ever figure out. But America, being America, won't have it. :oneshot drabble, don't read the reviews unless you want to be spoiled:

The Most Sexist Fanfic You Will Ever Read

2009-08-15T19:48:38-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Yu Yu Hakusho
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Yusuke U. & Kurama M.
Chapters: 27, Words: 5,603, Reviews: 87 Updated: 8-15-09 Published: 2-25-09
Status: Complete

Gender is how a character is judged, rated and 'paired'. In the end, personality means nothing. Warning: AU to the extreme but strangely, completely in character. With EVERY pairing you can think of and worse. The end? Damn the psychology degree.

Technology Impaired

2009-06-28T14:47:48-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Angst
Pairing: OC
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,310, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-28-09
Status: Complete

An introspective on what a Muggle born child could be thinking being sent to a place as crazy as Hogwarts. :oneshot: Not everyone can adjust to the life of a wizard.

The Gaijin Gaijin Song

2009-06-26T11:58:14-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Hetalia - Axis Powers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Horror
Pairing: Japan & China
Chapters: 1, Words: 320, Reviews: 6 Published: 6-26-09
Status: Complete

Just in case anyone was sick of the Llama Llama song. :oneshot of potential racism: Because I don't care about your mental anguish.

Between the Zebra Stripes

2009-06-15T20:43:07-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Crossover: Wishbone and Cat Returns
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 788, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-15-09
Status: Complete

A dog and a cat try to solve a problem for one sad little girl. :oneshot:

Valediction

2009-06-15T12:10:19-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Mushishi
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,976, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-15-09
Status: Complete

A Mushishi is a Mushi master. But master is a term used lightly in this field. :oneshot: Be careful and hold your blood close. It would be sad if someone stole it.

The Game

2009-06-14T10:18:01-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Saiyuki
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: G. Sanzo & Hakkai C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 434, Reviews: 7 Published: 6-14-09
Status: Complete

You just lost it. :this drabble oneshot is dedicated for everyone who has that horrible friend who decided to teach you the 'fun' game:

Empty Words

2009-06-14T10:14:07-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Saiyuki
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Humor
Pairing: G. Sanzo & Hakkai C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,129, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-14-09
Status: Complete

When you are told something over and over again it becomes your truth, or lie. Either way, the words still lose their original meaning. But Hakkai, our local wordsmith, refuses for it to be left at that. :oneshot:

The Gods Must be Crazy

2009-06-12T12:49:38-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Hetalia - Axis Powers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Germany & Korea
Chapters: 1, Words: 717, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-12-09
Status: Complete

The majority of the population might symbolize what a county might do, but perhaps this may play more 50-50 than we realize. :historical multi-drabble oneshot:

Backwash

2009-06-09T15:20:43-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,125, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-9-09
Status: Complete

She had opportunities, but those weren't the ones she was hoping for. :AU oneshot:

Apology Magnet

2009-06-09T14:17:58-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Lee R. & Hinata H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 468, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-9-09
Status: Complete

You would think they would be perfect for each other, but certain factors always manage to get in the way. :oneshot drabble:

Reach an Understanding

2009-06-06T21:18:58-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Hetalia - Axis Powers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Romance
Pairing: Austria & Hungary
Chapters: 1, Words: 316, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-6-09
Status: Complete

He ignored their warnings, he knew what he was getting into. :oneshot drabble:

Velcome to Russia

2009-06-01T10:57:43-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Hetalia - Axis Powers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Russia & England
Chapters: 1, Words: 326, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-1-09
Status: Complete

Zere is no sun. :drabble oneshot: For STWW

Operation: Desperate FanGirl

2009-05-16T00:06:59-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Romance
Pairing: Ino Y. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 855, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-16-09
Status: Complete

No one is willing to go out with either Sakura or Ino. So obviously, that means there is only one solution for the two girls. Parodying the majority of shoujo/shounen-ai fanfics. :oneshot of moldy crack:

Punching Your Face

2009-05-05T13:10:03-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Constantine
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,245, Reviews: 5 Updated: 5-5-09 Published: 10-7-08
Status: In-Progress

Writing challenge: Each chapter has to carry the same theme. John does something to Gabriel's face. And it's not romantic in any form. Can you guess what it is?

For Real

2009-05-01T21:52:35-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Hetalia - Axis Powers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Sweden & Finland
Chapters: 1, Words: 394, Reviews: 10 Published: 5-1-09
Status: Complete

To be honest, Tino didn't want to refuse him anymore. :Historical oneshot drabble: In celebration of the was new law in Sweden!

Invited for the Longterm

2009-05-01T13:12:39-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Hetalia - Axis Powers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Japan & America
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,175, Reviews: 10 Published: 5-1-09
Status: Complete

He didn't even notice him coming in. Sleeping as if nothing was wrong, his only regret was that he couldn't deaden the pain. :oneshot:

Uneasy Countries

2009-04-23T13:31:16-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Hetalia - Axis Powers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Adventure
Pairing: England & America
Chapters: 2, Words: 5,167, Reviews: 16 Updated: 4-23-09 Published: 4-14-09
Status: Complete

Arthur did not know what possessed him to do so, but he was stuck. Little did he realize that calling Alfred for help was the least of his problems. Or maybe that was his problem. :twoshot: How many gay people can you piss off in less than 3 hours?

From Russia with Love

2009-04-20T13:26:00-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Hetalia - Axis Powers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Tragedy
Pairing: Russia
Chapters: 1, Words: 376, Reviews: 0 Published: 4-20-09
Status: Complete

A diamond has to be cut to rival the glitter of a snowflake. :oneshot drabble:

Legally Virgin

2009-04-12T16:16:02-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Hetalia - Axis Powers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Romance
Pairing: America & Japan
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,318, Reviews: 11 Published: 4-12-09
Status: Complete

“I am not a virgin... I am a man!” But no one believed him. So America decides to set the record straight- well, sorta. What's your definition of straight? :mildly historical oneshot:

Drinking America Goodbye

2009-04-08T13:00:17-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Hetalia - Axis Powers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: England & China
Chapters: 1, Words: 626, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-8-09
Status: Complete

So England is sitting in at a bar, drinking like he lost a war or something. I don't know why, aru, but I'm the one pouring the drinks. :oneshot:

FAULT LiNES

2009-04-07T22:46:49-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Hetalia - Axis Powers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy
Pairing: Germany & N. Italy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,699, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-7-09
Status: Complete

Italy has many earthquakes, what makes this one any different? :oneshot: Historical April 6, 2009.

Respect for the Art

2009-04-01T10:22:06-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Hetalia - Axis Powers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Friendship/Humor
Pairing: America & Japan
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,874, Reviews: 13 Published: 4-1-09
Status: Complete

Secretly, or not so secretly depending on your view, America and Japan admired each other. Even if they made no dammed sense of one another. Constant unwanted guest appearance by France. :historical, you will learn stuff reading this:

Were You Looking for an Answer?

2009-03-30T14:35:42-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Hetalia - Axis Powers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: America & England
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,355, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-30-09
Status: Complete

Germany has yet another secret. France and America still think they are awesome. UK can't figure himself out and Japan wants to go home. So nothing new- wait, why isn't Italy at the meeting? :oneshot:

Phone Service Sucks!

2009-02-24T17:54:35-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,569, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-24-09
Status: Complete

If there are phones in Hoenn, Jerry can't find them. :It's a oneshot prequel to another oneshot. Because that makes total sense: To everyone who felt something odd was missing from every house in Hoenn. Part of the Everything Sucks Series.

Johto Sucks!

2009-02-21T18:03:26-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,365, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-21-09
Status: Complete

Stan wins a trip to the Johto region and complains about it. Johto's natives wish he'd just go away. :Could be a sequel, but might be a prequel, have fun figuring that out. :Oneshot, part of the Everything Sucks Series:

Ms Bitters Dies Again

2009-01-21T19:17:06-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Supernatural
Pairing: Dib & Zim
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,682, Reviews: 11 Updated: 1-21-09 Published: 10-22-08
Status: In-Progress

Sequel to Ms. Bitters Dies: Her spirit lingers on and Dib and Zim need to exorcise her if they ever want to have at least one happy memory at elementary skool. The biggest problem? The working together bit.

A U

2009-01-21T15:10:58-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Parody
Pairing: Zim & Dib
Chapters: 7, Words: 17,087, Reviews: 34 Updated: 1-21-09 Published: 9-30-06
Status: In-Progress

In another Universe he was Tallest, supreme in all power and knowledge. But that wasn't enough to save his love. So, on the search for the most dangerous information he travels into an alternate reali- oh my God! Stop saying doom!

Ozonosphere

2009-01-20T20:32:22-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Friendship
Pairing: Zim & Gaz
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,253, Reviews: 6 Published: 1-20-09
Status: Complete

I am sitting just outside the Earth's atmosphere wondering, maybe you humans had something going with karma. :oneshot:

Tradition Sucks!

2009-01-08T12:44:32-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,110, Reviews: 11 Published: 1-8-09
Status: Complete

You know when you trade Pokémon it's stuck with whatever nickname the original trainer gave it? This can really suck when your best friend is a prankster. :oneshot for everyone who has lived this moment, part of the Everything Sucks Series:

Doomsday, it Happens

2009-01-07T20:51:56-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Crossover: Invader Zim and Saikano
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Parody
Pairing: Dib
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,328, Reviews: 0 Published: 1-7-09
Status: Complete

So on my list of things that have irritated me this week, I learned my 'boyfriend' is the ultimate weapon. Well, at least I now know that he's useful for something. :oneshot:

Here I am, Still

2009-01-07T19:46:52-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Vampire Game
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Friendship
Pairing: Duzell & Ishtar
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,462, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-7-09
Status: Complete

Duzell said that in a hundred years he would kill Phelios, but what if when he reincarnated into a Kyawl, that was all he was? No powers, he was stuck to be princess' house cat for a lifetime. :AU oneshot:

Wolf and Seasons

2009-01-07T02:13:39-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Spice and Wolf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 4, Words: 1,412, Reviews: 9 Updated: 1-7-09 Published: 1-3-09
Status: Complete

Both wolf and merchant have secrets. Being both inwardly greedy, they aren't very willing to share. :A oneshot drabble for each season:

Rotten

2009-01-05T23:08:34-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Adventure/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,801, Reviews: 5 Published: 1-5-09
Status: Complete

It's not only a smell, it's an action and a state of being. :oneshot, 1st of the MUD series: If you like Pokémon with realism jammed down it's throat, this is for you.

By the Power of Grey Skull

2008-12-29T22:36:00-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Saiyuki
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: Hakkai C. & Gojyo S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,555, Reviews: 4 Published: 12-29-08
Status: Complete

The knife was shoved deep into the oak table. No one made a sound as Hakkai leaned over the table and hissed, “If anyone touches this meal before dinner time, there will be hell to pay.” Obviously, Goku never stood a chance. :oneshot:

Sailor Gai

2008-12-23T18:55:43-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Crossover: Sailor Moon and Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Gai M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 628, Reviews: 7 Published: 12-23-08
Status: Complete

“The original saver of youth and justice. Dear God this is wrong.” You know, of all things Kakashi had to come on time to, he wished this wasn't one of them. :oneshot drabble of dangerous crack:

Sailor Hidan

2008-12-16T21:49:01-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Crossover: Sailor Moon and Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Horror/Parody
Pairing: Hidan
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,410, Reviews: 8 Published: 12-16-08
Status: Complete

“In the name of Jashin, I'll *censor* punish you!” Kankuro could only wish this was a dream. And come to think of it, Kakuzu wished it was too. :oneshot of very strong crack:

Sailor Lee

2008-12-15T16:28:47-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Crossover: Sailor Moon and Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Romance
Pairing: Lee R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,009, Reviews: 15 Published: 12-15-08
Status: Complete

“In the name of youth, I punish you!” Lee has to fight a monster made of tentacles. Though I said nothing wrong, your imagination betrays you. :Oneshot. Crack to the third degree:

Perfect Price

2008-12-15T15:42:45-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Tragedy
Pairing: Davros
Chapters: 1, Words: 323, Reviews: 0 Published: 12-15-08
Status: Complete

We are Davros' children. There is no price to pay for perfection. :POV from one of the many Kelad test subjects. Oneshot:

Even I

2008-12-14T14:00:01-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Misc. Anime/Manga
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,198, Reviews: 1 Published: 12-14-08
Status: Complete

Parasyte Oneshot: You humans say you are the only animals on this planet that have emotions, but when it comes to testing drugs for anxiety and depression the first thing it's tested on is mice and pigs.

Quintessential

2008-12-13T16:50:50-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Cat Returns
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,560, Reviews: 2 Published: 12-13-08
Status: Complete

Haru had no trouble believing in herself, but what to do with herself is another question. All she knows right now is that she wants to do something for a certain someone, and make a difference. :oneshot:

Mystery Saiyuki Theater 5000

2008-12-09T19:07:02-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Saiyuki
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: G. Sanzo & Kanzeon B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 224, Reviews: 2 Published: 12-9-08
Status: Complete

MST3K's second season song rewritten for your Sanzo torture pleasure. :oneshot drabble:

Coming Master

2008-12-07T16:42:10-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Friendship/Humor
Pairing: Akamaru & Kiba I.
Chapters: 27, Words: 40,559, Reviews: 100 Updated: 12-7-08 Published: 1-27-08
Status: In-Progress

Hello, my name is Akamaru. You- or somebody has to hear me out, because I can't quite understand what the hell happened these past years either. :under rewrite:

Uneven Perspective

2008-12-01T17:27:13-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Crossover: Invader Zim and Mushishi
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Supernatural
Pairing: Dib
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,213, Reviews: 2 Published: 12-1-08
Status: Complete

What you see, is what very little people can see. You are not crazy, but those people will not view you in any other way. :oneshot:

Balance

2008-11-30T20:08:26-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Saiyuki
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Tragedy
Pairing: Hakkai C. & Kanan
Chapters: 1, Words: 159, Reviews: 0 Published: 11-30-08
Status: Complete

“I thought there was more to life than this,” He said with the utmost uncertainty. :oneshot drabble:

Hazel and Gat

2008-11-19T17:32:08-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Saiyuki
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Gat N. & Hazel G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,438, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-19-08
Status: Complete

In this classic story of Hansel and Gretel: Sanzo is still angry, Hakkai is still questionable, and the witch is more naked than desired. :Oneshot of crack. One forth of your daily requirement!:

Sanzo Man

2008-11-12T15:44:11-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Saiyuki
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: G. Sanzo & Goku S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 269, Reviews: 4 Published: 11-12-08
Status: Complete

The Saiyuki fandom goes deeper into depression as this author submits another musical parody. TMBG :oneshot drabble:

It's the Great Pumpkin, Genjo Sanzo!

2008-11-04T00:16:03-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Saiyuki
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: G. Sanzo & Goku S.
Chapters: 12, Words: 2,112, Reviews: 20 Updated: 11-4-08 Published: 10-31-08
Status: Complete

Join Sanzo and Hazel as they attempt to find the great pumpkin. Will Gojyo get laid? Will Goku eat pie? Will Jeep ever get mentioned? Will Gat stop rotting? Will Hakkai get a manicure? Read to find out! Or not, Sanzo would prefer you didn't.

Finished for Good

2008-11-03T18:34:56-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Inuyasha
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Parody
Pairing: Naraku & Inuyasha
Chapters: 1, Words: 935, Reviews: 5 Published: 11-3-08
Status: Complete

Naraku refuses to die for the sake of some crappy ending. For his next plan, he will break the forth wall and then break into Takahashi's apartment. WILL HE SUCCEED? :oneshot:

Darkwing Sanzo

2008-10-31T16:34:24-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Crossover: DarkWing Duck and Saiyuki
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: G. Sanzo
Chapters: 1, Words: 174, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-31-08
Status: Complete

Let's... Get... Dangerous! :Oneshot drabble with crack as the main course: Yes, you have to imagine Sanzo wearing a purple mask and cloak. It wouldn't work otherwise.

No Longer Welcome

2008-10-31T13:21:23-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Land Before Time
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Tragedy
Pairing: Littlefoot & Cera
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,873, Reviews: 9 Published: 10-31-08
Status: Complete

She saw it coming, others hoped it wasn't true. I tried to cover it up, but one can only hide the stench of carcasses for so long. :2nd alternate ending to In the Foreseeable Future:

The Absorbed

2008-10-31T09:43:28-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Saiyuki
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Supernatural
Pairing: Nii J. & Gyokumen
Chapters: 1, Words: 214, Reviews: 0 Published: 10-31-08
Status: Complete

No matter how important you thought you were, you are nothing more than a chess piece. My chess piece. :drabble oneshot:

Gosh Darn it!

2008-10-28T16:08:58-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Inuyasha
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Inuyasha & Kagome
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,433, Reviews: 24 Published: 10-28-08
Status: Complete

There are a lot of people who aren't happy with the English version of Inuyasha. Understandable. But what some of them fail to realize, is that they should be thankful that 4kids or Foxkids didn't get a hold of it. :oneshot:

Game of Life

2008-10-28T10:15:20-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Gaz
Chapters: 1, Words: 646, Reviews: 3 Published: 10-28-08
Status: Complete

Gaz wants to think of life as a game, it's too terrifying to think that she really doesn't have any control over her future. If you like Gaz or not, this is for all of you fellow gamers out there. :introspective oneshot drabble:

No Longer Here

2008-10-28T07:43:49-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Land Before Time
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Friendship
Pairing: Cera & Littlefoot
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,734, Reviews: 3 Published: 10-28-08
Status: Complete

I saw it coming, others either ignorant or tried to ignore. He wanted to deny it, but one can only ignore the stench of a carcass so long. :1st alternate ending to In the Foreseeable Future:

Music to My Ears

2008-10-17T21:12:33-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Inuyasha
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Naraku & Inuyasha
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,121, Reviews: 9 Published: 10-17-08
Status: Complete

Naraku and his fascination with gardening has gotten Inuyasha and Kagome lost again in some evil forest. But for what purpose? Other than evil, of course. :Oneshot of light crack:

Passed On

2008-10-07T15:30:40-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Tragedy/Supernatural
Pairing: Naruto U. & Neji H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 867, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-7-08
Status: Complete

Tsunade passed the necklace on to Naruto, thinking he would be the one to break the curse. But after she dies the curse goes to it's next host. And the host has given his necklace away :drabble oneshot:

That Special Song

2008-09-25T18:02:48-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Inuyasha
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Naraku & Inuyasha
Chapters: 1, Words: 878, Reviews: 5 Published: 9-25-08
Status: Complete

Naraku is running out of ideas, but it doesn't stop him from trying to kill Inuyasha and his angry older brother too. :Oneshot, one fifth of your daily requirement of crack:

Frosted Tsunade

2008-07-30T14:35:29-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Tsunade S. & Jiraiya
Chapters: 1, Words: 89, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-30-08
Status: Complete

Part of this delicious/painful breakfast! :Oneshot drabble crack:

Let's Do Crack!

2008-07-26T12:34:22-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: StarTrek: The Original Series
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: J. Kirk & Spock
Chapters: 5, Words: 2,671, Reviews: 12 Updated: 7-26-08 Published: 1-25-08
Status: In-Progress

Two Trekkies decide to Role Play at 2 something in the morning. This is the reproduction of that sad, fateful scene. Co-written with STWW with only half permission.

In the Foreseeable Future

2008-07-26T10:48:45-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Land Before Time
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Friendship
Pairing: Chomper & Littlefoot
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,179, Reviews: 10 Published: 7-26-08
Status: Complete

I'm growing. Insects can't fill my stomach anymore. I know it's going to happen, I just don't know when. Somewhere in the foreseeable future, I'm going to snap and eat somebody.

For the Love of Youth

2008-07-21T16:28:41-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Horror/Humor
Pairing: Gai M. & Orochimaru
Chapters: 1, Words: 473, Reviews: 9 Published: 7-21-08
Status: Complete

Orochimaru and Gai talk about the only thing they have in common. Yes, it is as bad as it sounds. :Is set during the three year jump. Oneshot drabble:

Little Red Gullible

2008-07-20T19:33:57-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Skoodge & Dib
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,501, Reviews: 6 Published: 7-20-08
Status: Complete

Poor Skoodge is Little Red Gullible, Dib is the 'Big Bad Wolf', Zim is the angry logger man and the Tallest are just there. There are no morals and nobody wins. Just like the show! It's canon! :Oneshot:

Touched by a Ninja

2008-07-16T02:04:48-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Deidara & Itachi U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 103, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-16-08
Status: Complete

The Akatsuki is a secret criminal organization. Of men... and Konan. :Oneshot drabble crack of soap opera proportions:

Ms Bitters Dies

2008-07-09T02:30:41-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Humor
Pairing: Ms. Bitters & Dib
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,286, Reviews: 9 Published: 7-9-08
Status: Complete

Rather spectacularly, I might add. :oneshot:

Confess!

2008-03-29T23:43:38-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Romance
Pairing: Naruto U. & Hinata H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,143, Reviews: 8 Published: 3-29-08
Status: Complete

If Kishimoto actually made Naruto and Hinata get together, it wouldn't be like this. :Naruto/Spanish Inquisition/Captain Morgan mix. Please drink responsibly. Oneshot:

Numb

2008-03-23T16:52:24-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Torchwood
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Owen H. & Toshiko S./Tosh
Chapters: 1, Words: 250, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-23-08
Status: Complete

Owen always knew he was a rather phlegmatic person in life. :Oneshot drabble:

Kyuubi's Lullaby

2008-03-17T21:15:03-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Kyuubi & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 291, Reviews: 9 Published: 3-17-08
Status: Complete

It's been scientifically proven that if a baby thinks it is not loved enough, it could will itself to death. What kept an infant who was so hated and feared, to live on? :Oneshot drabble:

The Wonderful Beast

2008-03-14T18:46:29-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Angst
Pairing: Kyuubi & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 498, Reviews: 0 Published: 3-14-08
Status: Complete

Trapped in a small but powerful, dark and dank cage, there isn't much one can do except think and remember. "Once upon a time I, the great Kyuubi, was..." :Oneshot drabble:

You and Me

2008-01-29T14:20:46-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Drama
Pairing: Zim & Dib
Chapters: 24, Words: 39,097, Reviews: 113 Updated: 1-29-08 Published: 8-13-06
Status: Complete

Did you think you could get away with it? On a planet that constantly changes, did you really expect everything to stay the same? Except for you being so short. And green. Damn, your short. :under rewrite:

Boiling it Down

2008-01-25T22:13:55-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Meet the Robinsons
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 269, Reviews: 7 Published: 1-25-08
Status: Complete

Because robots can process information faster than humans; here are Doris' final thoughts in those last 3 seconds. :Oneshot drabble:

Not Obvious

2007-09-20T17:23:06-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Crossover: Disney and CSI
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Crime/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 508, Reviews: 7 Published: 9-20-07
Status: Complete

It was a murder me and my partner had never seen before, but we had to remember that this was Mouseton, not Las Vegas. :CSI/House of Mouse crossover, Oneshot drabble:

Become You

2006-08-31T17:37:23-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Poetry
Pairing: Dib
Chapters: 1, Words: 517, Reviews: 8 Published: 8-31-06
Status: Complete

After visiting his mother in a Psychiatric Institute, Dib questions his questionable sanity. :Oneshot drabble:

In My Mind

2006-07-29T01:10:53-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Zim & Dib
Chapters: 1, Words: 243, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-29-06
Status: Complete

What you think of me isn't the same of what I think of you. :Oneshot drabble:

Nachos and Curly Fries

2006-07-28T14:15:17-08:00

Author: Dancing Feather
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Red & Purple
Chapters: 1, Words: 630, Reviews: 6 Published: 7-28-06
Status: Complete

Red and Purple don't always get along- Sorry, I mean, they never get along. Ever. :Oneshot drabble: