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Redwall's Next Top Model

2009-10-06T20:04:34-08:00

Author: Kelaiah
Category: Redwall
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/General
Chapters: 32, Words: 49,285, Reviews: 341 Updated: 10-6-09 Published: 8-18-07
Status: In-Progress

Where 12 female canon characters compete to show that they are the role model for all Redwall female characters.

Vile

2009-10-05T19:39:29-08:00

Author: Kelaiah
Category: Redwall
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,509, Reviews: 8 Published: 10-5-09
Status: Complete

A musical version of "Outcast of Redwall."

Redwall Fanmail

2009-08-26T22:02:04-08:00

Author: Kelaiah
Category: Redwall
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 10, Words: 48,052, Reviews: 95 Updated: 8-26-09 Published: 7-11-09
Status: In-Progress

Redwall characters answer fanmail that the reviewers send to them. Next up: Plugg and Kurda! More details inside.

Return

2009-07-18T19:02:13-08:00

Author: Kelaiah
Category: Redwall
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Chapters: 7, Words: 16,225, Reviews: 36 Updated: 7-18-09 Published: 12-26-08
Status: In-Progress

What happens when Mariel, Dandin, and Bowly return to Redwall...?

Four Orphaned Flowers

2009-03-17T11:37:07-08:00

Author: Kelaiah
Category: Redwall
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 27, Words: 57,528, Reviews: 94 Updated: 3-17-09 Published: 2-17-09
Status: Complete

A ferret who is enchanted by the stage. A hare who wishes to join the Long Patrol. A squirrel who seems born to be a dancer. And a mouse, who raised them all, yearns for her uncle to return... and for the one she loves to notice her.

Cold and Dark

2009-01-26T11:43:33-08:00

Author: Kelaiah
Category: Redwall
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Horror
Chapters: 10, Words: 13,017, Reviews: 44 Updated: 1-26-09 Published: 1-22-07
Status: In-Progress

The story of Prince Dernwyn, a young pine marten who watches helplessly as his life comes down around him...

Dotti's Operetta

2008-12-26T12:53:01-08:00

Author: Kelaiah
Category: Redwall
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 10, Words: 7,182, Reviews: 12 Published: 12-26-08
Status: Complete

Dotti has written an operetta for herself and some other canon characters. However, she hasn't enough money for props and costumes, so she sends a post-dated check to the bank. Will problems ensue? YOU BET!

Redwall Dating Game

2008-12-10T11:51:33-08:00

Author: Kelaiah
Category: Redwall
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 3, Words: 10,784, Reviews: 53 Updated: 12-10-08 Published: 1-18-07
Status: In-Progress

A Gameshow where Redwall characters find dates with each other! PLEASE READ & REVIEW! CHP 2 UP!

Kissing Sues

2008-09-26T12:09:26-08:00

Author: Kelaiah
Category: Redwall
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 9, Words: 5,831, Reviews: 32 Updated: 9-26-08 Published: 4-3-08
Status: Complete

The most dangerous, most vile, most evil of all Sues: Kissing-Sues....

Martin's Greatest Challenge So Far

2008-06-27T13:14:16-08:00

Author: Kelaiah
Category: Redwall
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 18, Words: 29,423, Reviews: 106 Updated: 6-27-08 Published: 10-19-07
Status: Complete

Random mousemaids are always coming along to comfort Martin about Rose... but what if one of these Sues came along when Martin's already being comforted by another Sue?

Search for a Rose

2008-05-27T12:49:23-08:00

Author: Kelaiah
Category: Redwall
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Adventure
Chapters: 5, Words: 3,777, Reviews: 38 Updated: 5-27-08 Published: 5-29-07
Status: Complete

Rose never died in battle... yet she is still gone... and Martin will do all it takes to get her back...

Linwe Seregon Swifteye

2008-03-12T15:45:50-08:00

Author: Kelaiah
Category: Redwall
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 6, Words: 18,187, Reviews: 58 Updated: 3-12-08 Published: 3-16-07
Status: In-Progress

[PARODY] It was just another day at the abbey Song was the Abbess, Dann was the Champion, everything was going fine. Then the Marlfoxes mysteriously come back to life, and a beautiful squirrel with everchanging fur comes knocking at the Main Gates.

The Girl Next Door

2008-03-06T14:50:29-08:00

Author: Kelaiah
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Friendship/Poetry
Pairing: Hermione G. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,003, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-6-08
Status: Complete

Ginny thinks Hermione is prettier than her. Hermione thinks Ginny is smarter than her. They just HATE each other. Songfic to Saving Jane's "Girl Next Door"

Miss Hyruleia and the Girl Next Door

2008-03-04T14:35:53-08:00

Author: Kelaiah
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Poetry
Pairing: Malon & Zelda
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,121, Reviews: 17 Updated: 3-4-08 Published: 3-3-08
Status: Complete

Zelda is the beautiful Princess of Hyrule; Malon is the beautiful horsemistress. Who will Link choose? Songfic to Saving Jane's 'Girl Next Door'.

Blue Moon

2008-02-28T15:24:52-08:00

Author: Kelaiah
Category: Redwall
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 6, Words: 8,855, Reviews: 52 Updated: 2-28-08 Published: 2-1-08
Status: Complete

PARODY Swartt Sixclaw sits alone one night, wishing that his dead wife, Bluefen, were back in his arms. He gets a lot more than he bargained for.... a Mary-Sue, a raging bespecticled ferret, a roaring audience, and a tazering badger.

Khan's Day Off

2008-02-05T13:05:32-08:00

Author: Kelaiah
Category: Tale Spin
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,935, Reviews: 8 Updated: 2-5-08 Published: 11-30-07
Status: In-Progress

Khan Industries makes a little more money, and Shere Khan decides to take the day off. But his day off turns out to be anything but relaxful when a Mary Sue turns up and Don Karnage decides to kidnap Khan for ransom....

Redwall & the Haunted Mansion

2007-12-17T13:50:33-08:00

Author: Kelaiah
Category: Redwall
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 12, Words: 38,131, Reviews: 103 Updated: 12-17-07 Published: 1-5-07
Status: Complete

Veil & Klitch wrestle in a mud puddle! Slagar is voiced by Tim Curry! Triss & Kurda are friends! Sunflash has long blonde hair! Gelltor gets on a sugar high and goes Indiana Jones style! Badrang's hotter than Martin! AND NOW SONG HAS A MARYSUE TWINSISTER!

The Ultimate Evil

2007-10-09T14:04:34-08:00

Author: Kelaiah
Category: Flight 29 Down
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Abby
Chapters: 1, Words: 899, Reviews: 10 Published: 10-9-07
Status: In-Progress

They've faced many troubles in the past, but now they're about to face the ultimate evil...

If Veil & Bryony Fell in Love

2007-09-12T10:45:53-08:00

Author: Kelaiah
Category: Redwall
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,192, Reviews: 14 Published: 9-12-07
Status: Complete

What would it REALLY be like if Veil and Bryony fell in love? Well, here's how it could go....

Link and Zelda Twin Siblings?

2007-05-30T12:28:58-08:00

Author: Kelaiah
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Link & Zelda
Chapters: 1, Words: 247, Reviews: 15 Published: 5-30-07
Status: Complete

10 reasons that I have come up WHY Link and Zelda could be long lost twin siblings.

Trip to Redwall HOLLYWOOD STYLE!

2007-04-02T12:55:27-08:00

Author: Kelaiah
Category: Redwall
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,389, Reviews: 22 Updated: 4-2-07 Published: 2-23-07
Status: In-Progress

This is where a lucky few fanfiction writers can visit Redwall HOLLYWOOD STYLE!

Vermin Redwaller

2007-02-26T10:52:15-08:00

Author: Kelaiah
Category: Redwall
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Parody
Chapters: 4, Words: 9,437, Reviews: 46 Updated: 2-26-07 Published: 2-9-07
Status: In-Progress

A unique reason as to WHY a vermin would be living at Redwall. Please Read & Review, people!

A Tale of Two Sons

2007-02-02T09:06:05-08:00

Author: Kelaiah
Category: Redwall
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 5, Words: 4,752, Reviews: 23 Updated: 2-2-07 Published: 1-19-07
Status: In-Progress

A Tale of Badger Lord Tairan Windblade, who adopted two sons: a hare whose parents were murdered by ferrets, and a ferret that was found on a corsair ship.