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MockingBird

2007-08-16T20:47:37-08:00

Author: Minnet
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Zexion & Axel
Chapters: 5, Words: 12,268, Reviews: 28 Updated: 8-16-07 Published: 10-14-06
Status: In-Progress

A bunch of random shorts mocking things I've seen fanfics written about. First half of Part Three: Zexion and Riku are average teens, trying to get concert tickets and write poetry, while avoiding smeared eyeliner and frizzy hair. It's an AU, this time.

Motion Sickness

2007-08-14T17:57:27-08:00

Author: Minnet
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Xigbar & Zexion
Chapters: 3, Words: 8,455, Reviews: 10 Updated: 8-14-07 Published: 12-20-06
Status: In-Progress

Braig just has to torment every living creature in the castle. Things go awry when Ienzo arrives. Week old clam chowder, something involving a mop, and short jokes. Poor Even always gets the short end of the deal in the end. Part Three is up.

Fix You

2007-06-05T17:36:59-08:00

Author: Minnet
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Pairing: Roxas & Naminé
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,354, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-5-07
Status: Complete

An AU fic. The song Fix You by Coldplay inspired it. Axel helps Roxas to run from his life, while Naminé tries to convince him to go back. A RoxasNaminé of sorts, but the relationship is rather down played.

PreGame

2006-10-01T19:02:07-08:00

Author: Minnet
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Angst
Pairing: Demyx & Zexion
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,841, Reviews: 3 Published: 10-1-06
Status: Complete

He doesn't care. He can't care. Demyx wants to care, though. Number IX has encounters with Zexion and others. A prequel to 'The Game'.

The Game

2006-09-13T19:25:44-08:00

Author: Minnet
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Pairing: Zexion
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,374, Reviews: 11 Published: 9-13-06
Status: Complete

Zexion toys with a girl to appease his own sadistic pleasures. It's not Barbie doll toying, either. Rated for cursing. Man, that summary sounds kinky. It's not supposed to, though.

Concerning Smoothies

2006-09-09T12:01:29-08:00

Author: Minnet
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Saix & Demyx
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,539, Reviews: 9 Published: 9-9-06
Status: Complete

Saix wants a smoothie, but... WTF? Someone took the blender. He finds it in a certain person's room, and someone ends up getting kicked in the diaphragm. Cursing and slight perversion. Laugh a little, will ya?

Soul Calibur II And Complaints

2006-08-21T10:34:05-08:00

Author: Minnet
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Axel & Roxas
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,276, Reviews: 4 Published: 8-21-06
Status: Complete

Sort of a note inside of a slightly humorous drabble. Roxas and Axel play video games, while discussing random topics. They get interrupted by Zexion and then play a word association game. Not AkuRoku.

Warm Just Like The Winter

2006-08-20T20:23:06-08:00

Author: Minnet
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Demyx & Larxene
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,118, Reviews: 4 Published: 8-20-06
Status: Complete

Related to Not Really My Assignment. A oneshot where Demyx chases Larxene around Castle Oblivion, trying to get certain pictures from her. Song fic of Modern Swinger by the Pink Spiders.

Missing Cawds

2006-08-18T16:39:43-08:00

Author: Minnet
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Luxord
Chapters: 6, Words: 14,647, Reviews: 52 Updated: 8-18-06 Published: 7-24-06
Status: Complete

Luxord wakes up to find his cards missing and searches for them. Rated for cursing. Dialogue additions in Chapter Two for Demyx, Axel, and the shadowy figures. Oooo. Kinda humorous story. Yes the name changed.

Hey There Marluxia

2006-08-18T12:32:56-08:00

Author: Minnet
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Demyx & Marluxia
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,012, Reviews: 6 Published: 8-18-06
Status: Complete

Directly related to Not Really My Assignment. A one shot where Demyx tries to sing a song to Marluxia, but Number XI keeps running away. When Demyx finds him, things get a little violent and wet. Not a DemyxMarluxia. Some cursing.

Not Really My Assignment

2006-08-17T16:04:39-08:00

Author: Minnet
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Demyx & Luxord
Chapters: 9, Words: 29,885, Reviews: 41 Updated: 8-17-06 Published: 8-4-06
Status: Complete

Luxord and Xigbar are on an assignment. Then Demyx and Saïx are sent to find them, because Saïx is capable and Demyx needs experience. Not yaoi. Rated for language and some perverse themes. Epilogue is done.

The Snack Machine

2006-07-31T21:46:51-08:00

Author: Minnet
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Xigbar & Marluxia
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,669, Reviews: 7 Published: 7-31-06
Status: Complete

Directly related to Missing Cards. Xigbar comes back from interior design night classes, irritates Marluxia, and finds Luxord's cards in a snack machine. Oneshot. Rated for language.