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The Marauders' Advice Thingy

2009-10-24T23:17:41-08:00

Author: discombobulated.shoe
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 30, Words: 171,679, Reviews: 496 Updated: 10-24-09 Published: 9-17-06
Status: In-Progress

The Marauders are proud to announce that from herein The Marauders Advice Thingy now exists! The idea is YOU ask US for advice and we reply with our guidance, better judgement and inherently witty remarks.

The Second of July

2007-07-02T07:29:28-08:00

Author: discombobulated.shoe
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,362, Reviews: 24 Published: 7-2-07
Status: Complete

It's the second of July and Lily's birthday, but for some reason James seems to be ignoring her... What could be the cause of this anomoly?

There's An Owl In My Bacon

2007-02-14T04:29:01-08:00

Author: discombobulated.shoe
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 432, Reviews: 17 Published: 2-14-07
Status: Complete

Remus hates Valentine's Day.

Animagi

2007-01-14T18:01:17-08:00

Author: discombobulated.shoe
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,906, Reviews: 32 Updated: 1-14-07 Published: 9-15-06
Status: In-Progress

After discovering Remus' condition James, Sirius and Peter decide to help him out. However, this is much more difficult than they first anticipated.

Christmas Carol Quartet

2006-12-24T05:39:34-08:00

Author: discombobulated.shoe
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 5,617, Reviews: 24 Updated: 12-24-06 Published: 12-21-06
Status: Complete

Remus is a rednosed werewolf, Sirius is decking the halls, James is giving partridges to his true love and all Peter wants for Christmas is his two front teeth.

The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black

2006-10-16T03:51:33-08:00

Author: discombobulated.shoe
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Sirius B.
Chapters: 5, Words: 2,270, Reviews: 18 Updated: 10-16-06 Published: 7-24-06
Status: In-Progress

A few drabbles about how Sirius hates his family of pureblood maniacs and possibly other things too.

Seven Days Till Valentine's Day

2006-10-03T05:00:48-08:00

Author: discombobulated.shoe
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,931, Reviews: 9 Published: 10-3-06
Status: Complete

Seven days till Valentine's Day, seven chances for James to convince Lily to go out with him.

Snap!

2006-09-18T04:32:51-08:00

Author: discombobulated.shoe
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 272, Reviews: 9 Published: 9-18-06
Status: Complete

James, when faced with Lily Evans, had a tendency to say inappropriate things.

Behold Its Greatness

2006-09-03T05:00:01-08:00

Author: discombobulated.shoe
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 499, Reviews: 8 Published: 9-3-06
Status: Complete

The unveiling of the legendary Marauders Map. Followed far too quickly by it's confiscation.

Moonlight Fights and Sleepless Nights

2006-09-01T15:41:52-08:00

Author: discombobulated.shoe
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,255, Reviews: 15 Published: 9-1-06
Status: Complete

Sirius' inquiry as to the wherabouts of one Remus J Lupin leads to some very interesting discoveries.

First Prank, First Detention

2006-07-25T04:09:57-08:00

Author: discombobulated.shoe
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,755, Reviews: 6 Published: 7-25-06
Status: Complete

The eventful first year of the Marauders. Involving a crazy feline and many, many fireworks.

Strangers in Rowboats

2006-07-22T23:26:32-08:00

Author: discombobulated.shoe
Category: Road to Eldorado
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 420, Reviews: 5 Published: 7-22-06
Status: Complete

Tulio thinks back to their journey from El Dorado to Spain, reminiscing in rowboat goodness. more of a long drabble than anything else.