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It's a Small World After All

2009-08-27T11:48:43-08:00

Author: Opaque Opal
Category: Hunchback of Notre Dame
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Friendship/Humor
Chapters: 15, Words: 23,322, Reviews: 72 Updated: 8-27-09 Published: 12-29-07
Status: In-Progress

Five HoND fans are in for the adventure of a lifetime. After going to Disney World for a class trip, a ride malfunction launches them into the Disney movie. Chaos is sure to follow as they make their way back home and find love along the way. Please R&R!

We're Not in Lawerence Anymore

2009-06-04T13:51:26-08:00

Author: Opaque Opal
Crossover: Supernatural and Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,053, Reviews: 7 Updated: 6-4-09 Published: 5-3-09
Status: In-Progress

After receiving a call from Bobby, Dean and Sam travel to Forks, Washington to investigate a bunch of vampires. Will they be able to succeed? A complete parody; please R&R!

Esmeralda

2009-06-03T19:22:06-08:00

Author: Opaque Opal
Category: Hunchback of Notre Dame
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Family
Pairing: Esmeralda
Chapters: 11, Words: 12,142, Reviews: 28 Updated: 6-3-09 Published: 8-3-08
Status: In-Progress

Disney HoND with the plotline of 20th Century Fox's Anastasia. While the orphan Esme tries to solve her mysterious past and find her family, she takes on the help of the Clopin and Valdemar. But with Frollo in pursuit, it won't be easy. Please R&R

Hunchback Idol

2009-04-08T09:42:17-08:00

Author: Opaque Opal
Category: Hunchback of Notre Dame
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 882, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-8-09
Status: In-Progress

What would happen if you combined Fox's top rated reality show with a Disney movie that is highly underated? One word: AMUSEMENT.

That's Another Thing

2009-04-02T05:48:47-08:00

Author: Opaque Opal
Category: Hunchback of Notre Dame
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,685, Reviews: 27 Updated: 4-2-09 Published: 1-4-09
Status: Complete

A parody/ranting. Disney based. Basically the characters reacting to how they are treated by the Hunchback of Notre Dame fanbase. Rated T just to be safe. R&R!

Giddy Euphoria: The Best Kind of Disappointment

2009-02-08T15:30:32-08:00

Author: Opaque Opal
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Parody
Pairing: Edward & Bella
Chapters: 1, Words: 542, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-8-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Slight AU. Edward and Bella meet in the middle of the forest. But will their intimate, forbidden love last? You might have to look for the humour, but it's there. Please R&R!

The Twelve Days of Christmas: Hunchback Style!

2008-12-23T19:47:13-08:00

Author: Opaque Opal
Category: Hunchback of Notre Dame
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 897, Reviews: 8 Published: 12-23-08
Status: Complete

Songfic oneshot. Title says it all. Basically its the classic song "Twelve Days of Christmas" having its lyrics altered to incorporate HoND elements. Blame the plot bunnies, boredom, and creativity bursts that attack me. Please R&R!

A Hunchback Christmas

2008-12-21T18:56:16-08:00

Author: Opaque Opal
Category: Hunchback of Notre Dame
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,561, Reviews: 6 Published: 12-21-08
Status: In-Progress

The main characters of HoND are spending Christmas together. Will they put their differences aside? Or will they end up killing each other? Rated T to be safe, some OOC, not meant to be taken seriously. After all, it IS a parody. Oneshot. R&R!

Bella's Period

2008-12-21T08:02:12-08:00

Author: Opaque Opal
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,018, Reviews: 26 Published: 12-21-08
Status: Complete

Based off a text message I got from my friend. After getting her period, Bella goes to school hoping that everything will remain normal. But what happens when Edward finds out? Will he bite her? Rated T just to be safe. Oneshot. Please R&R!

Columbus Day Dreams

2008-10-13T11:24:13-08:00

Author: Opaque Opal
Category: Pushing Daisies
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 818, Reviews: 3 Published: 10-13-08
Status: Complete

My first Pushing Daisies fanfic. Based on Season 2. Emerson Cod believes that Christopher Columbus was an idiot. What will happen in a dream when Columbus is brought back to life by Ned? No slash, pairings, or Mary Sues. Please R&R!

Oliver's Lament

2008-08-07T20:21:32-08:00

Author: Opaque Opal
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Oliver W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 866, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-7-08
Status: Complete

After the fateful Quidditch match where Harry falls off his broom, Oliver can't help but be sad. This is his reflection of the match while he takes a shower after the game. Oneshot. No slash, pairings, or Sues. Not too angsty. Rated T for nudity.

Spiderleg's Song

2008-08-04T11:18:59-08:00

Author: Opaque Opal
Category: Warriors
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 965, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-4-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot songfic set before the Power of Three series. As a Gathering is held, Leopardstar informs the Clans of a song Twoleg kits sing frequently. But what happens when Cloudtail makes a connection between the song and Spiderleg? Please R&R!

Marie Sue and the Three Gypsies

2008-07-17T14:23:21-08:00

Author: Opaque Opal
Category: Hunchback of Notre Dame
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,795, Reviews: 7 Updated: 7-17-08 Published: 7-13-08
Status: Complete

A Disney HoND spinoff of Goldilocks and the Three Bears. When Sparkle the Sue enters a Gypsy caravan, what is to become of her? Will her bed be just right? Will her stew be too cold? Please R&R! Rated T for a Mary-Sue and adult refrences. ClopinEsme. R&R!

The Hunchback of Notre Dame Auction

2008-06-26T09:34:14-08:00

Author: Opaque Opal
Category: Hunchback of Notre Dame
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,995, Reviews: 26 Updated: 6-26-08 Published: 3-25-08
Status: Complete

A very random idea I had on the school bus one day. What would happen if a bunch of authoresses wanted to buy HoND merchandise? How much will they bid for Frollo's Hat or for Frollo himself? Rated T for general randomness. Please R&R!

Ned's Rant

2008-05-12T08:19:03-08:00

Author: Opaque Opal
Category: Ned's Declassified SSG
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,091, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-12-08
Status: Complete

Whats the point in coming to school? Half the stuff you learn is never used later in life! Originally written for journalism class. Meant to be funny; no slash, pairings, or Sues.

Trouble at Notre Dame

2008-05-10T06:22:13-08:00

Author: Opaque Opal
Category: Hunchback of Notre Dame
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 597, Reviews: 8 Published: 5-10-08
Status: Complete

Another spoof off a Potter Puppet Pals video. What happens when the Dark Monk Martin Luther starts attacking Notre Dame? Will Clopin, Phoebus, and Esmeralda be able to save the day? Mild violence. R&R!

Bothering Frollo

2008-05-07T14:10:13-08:00

Author: Opaque Opal
Category: Hunchback of Notre Dame
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 344, Reviews: 13 Published: 5-7-08
Status: Complete

A HoND adaptation of the infamous Potter Puppet Pals! What happens when Clopin and Phoebus feel like bothering the Judge of Paris? I own nothing, R&R!

Feeling Chased

2008-04-08T18:05:29-08:00

Author: Opaque Opal
Category: Zoey 101
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Chapters: 8, Words: 8,838, Reviews: 41 Updated: 4-8-08 Published: 1-5-08
Status: Complete

Based off Goodbye Zoey. And it DOES NOT follow Season 4. After hearing Chase's confession via webcam, Zoey finally has to decide whether or not she has feelings for Chase. My first CZ fanfic, so please R&R!

Tame the Beast

2008-04-07T14:41:47-08:00

Author: Opaque Opal
Category: Beauty and the Beast
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,319, Reviews: 11 Published: 4-7-08
Status: Complete

Disney. After seeing a commercial for Chef Boyardee Ravioli, Belle figures out a new way to break the spell. Complete parody and my first BatB fanfic. Please R&R!

Le Banni Fleur 2: The Beautiful Traitor

2008-04-06T09:41:10-08:00

Author: Opaque Opal
Category: Hunchback of Notre Dame
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Mystery
Chapters: 21, Words: 28,228, Reviews: 69 Updated: 4-6-08 Published: 8-15-07
Status: Complete

Even with Frollo dead, Brielle must avoid his ruthless nephew, Claude. But when Colette arrives to the CoM, Brielle becomes suspicious. Is the new girl really who she claims to be? Or does she carry a secret that could destroy the CoM forever? Please R&R!

Far From A Palace, Far From Justice

2008-04-04T11:56:28-08:00

Author: Opaque Opal
Category: Hunchback of Notre Dame
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Tragedy
Chapters: 2, Words: 866, Reviews: 10 Updated: 4-4-08 Published: 3-4-08
Status: Complete

A descriptive oneshot of the PoJ. Originally for an extra credit project, but I put a HoND spin on it. Rated T for graphic descriptions. No slash, no pairings, no Sues. The second chapter is just describing how my English teacher graded it. Please R&R!

Life of Pi: The Revised Ending

2008-04-03T14:21:23-08:00

Author: Opaque Opal
Category: Misc. Books
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Horror/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 855, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-3-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot of the Life of Pi by Yann Martel. We had to write our own ending to it for English class and I figured I'd put it up on the website! Rated M for explicit violence and gore. Please R&R even if you haven't read the book!

Broken Glass

2008-04-02T17:31:09-08:00

Author: Opaque Opal
Category: Hunchback of Notre Dame
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 934, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-2-08
Status: Complete

When a stained-glass window is broken in Notre Dame, Quasi must decide what to do with the remains. Set before Disney's HoND. Oneshot; no slash, pairings or Sues. Just revolves around Quasi. Give the guy some love! R&R please!

Crazy for Clopin

2008-03-30T17:05:37-08:00

Author: Opaque Opal
Category: Hunchback of Notre Dame
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,213, Reviews: 8 Published: 3-30-08
Status: Complete

What happens when 3 crazy Clopin admirers try to come between the close friendship of Clopin and Esmeralda? Rated T for cat-fighting, randomness, and innuendos. Please R&R!

The Hunchback of Notre Dame: CLUE STYLE!

2008-03-28T19:36:12-08:00

Author: Opaque Opal
Category: Hunchback of Notre Dame
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Mystery
Chapters: 4, Words: 4,123, Reviews: 17 Updated: 3-28-08 Published: 2-22-08
Status: Complete

Based off the ever popular board game and the Disney movie. The Archdeacon has been found dead and three brave authoresses need to figure out who did it. Who was it? With what weapon? And where? R&R!

Build A Zodiac

2008-02-09T22:31:18-08:00

Author: Opaque Opal
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Tohru H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,364, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-9-08
Status: Complete

When Tohru Honda is informed that there's an early dismisal, she hits the mall with Uo-chan and Hana-chan. But what happens when she and other members of the Chinese Zodiac go to Build A Bear Workshop? First FB fanfic. Oneshot. Please R&R!

Skate Into My Heart

2007-12-13T13:37:02-08:00

Author: Opaque Opal
Category: Hunchback of Notre Dame
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,662, Reviews: 2 Published: 12-13-07
Status: Complete

Based off of Ch. 15 in Le Banni Fleur. After Brielle goes to bed, Quasimodo doesn't know whom he loves more: her or Esmeralda. Will a trio of gargoyles and a dream help him decide? QuasixOC fluff. Oneshot. Please R&R!

Jomeo and Ruliet

2007-08-16T15:44:33-08:00

Author: Opaque Opal
Category: Shakespeare
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Romance
Chapters: 6, Words: 4,187, Reviews: 15 Updated: 8-16-07 Published: 6-19-07
Status: Complete

Spinoff of Shakespeare's classic love story in modern day. Juliet is a prep while Romeo is an emo. Both attend Verona High. Will differences in their social status allow them to prevail in love? R&R, please!

Le Banni Fleur

2007-08-13T16:22:03-08:00

Author: Opaque Opal
Category: Hunchback of Notre Dame
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Chapters: 20, Words: 21,657, Reviews: 58 Updated: 8-13-07 Published: 4-18-07
Status: Complete

Disney based. First ever HoND fanfic. She's a total Mary-Sue, so approach with caution. When Brielle escapes her angsty life, she runs away and ends up taking refuge in the CoM. But unlike most Sues, she won't end up with a sexy Gypsy king. QuasiOC. R&R!