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Anti of Redwall!

2008-10-17T19:27:44-08:00

Author: Inky Pirate
Category: Redwall
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,196, Reviews: 9 Updated: 10-17-08 Published: 9-13-08
Status: In-Progress

Peter the mouse is the only one who notices the weird and annoying characteristics of the Redwall universe. So he mistakenly points them out to everyone, thinking they will listen to him. Ha! More chapters soon!

Dudley The Dark Lord

2007-09-14T00:29:13-08:00

Author: Inky Pirate
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Dudley D. & Voldemort
Chapters: 4, Words: 6,009, Reviews: 15 Updated: 9-14-07 Published: 4-29-07
Status: In-Progress

Voldemort is tired of Harry getting away all the time. So he decides to enlist the help of Dudley. Together, who knows what they could accomplish? DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

Voldemort Rocks!

2007-09-12T10:42:26-08:00

Author: Inky Pirate
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Voldemort & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 698, Reviews: 15 Published: 9-12-07
Status: Complete

Voldemort was smart and decided to put his horcruxes into some....less noticeable items. And it would do that meddlesome Harry Potter good if he left them alone and let Voldy have his fun.

The Random Story Of Locke's Musical Butt

2007-03-17T11:09:28-08:00

Author: Inky Pirate
Category: Lost
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Locke
Chapters: 1, Words: 524, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-17-07
Status: In-Progress

NEXT ON LOST: We learn what is so special about the engimatic Locke. What gift does he possess, that no other Lostie does? Revealing secrets brought to light!

Alone in the TARDIS

2007-01-25T20:55:13-08:00

Author: Inky Pirate
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 305, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-25-07
Status: Complete

When Jack finds himself the sole inhabitant of our favorite blue box, his good time doesn't exactly go as planned. A perfectly splendid surprise ending! Reviews are very welcome.

Lost Gone Awry

2007-01-21T22:02:50-08:00

Author: Inky Pirate
Category: Lost
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 8,661, Reviews: 1 Updated: 1-21-07 Published: 11-5-06
Status: In-Progress

Oh the insanity! Oh the mayhem! And I finally have the second chapter up! Come on in and read it! I'm gonna stop yelling now!

Gilderoy the Idioter

2006-10-28T18:14:45-08:00

Author: Inky Pirate
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Gilderoy L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,576, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-28-06
Status: Complete

Kind of a sequel to Gilderoy the Idiot. Starring everyone's favorite professor, who manages to cause bodily harm to everyone around him, no matter how helpful he thinks he is. Enjoy, and please review!

Gilderoy The Idiot

2006-10-13T17:26:51-08:00

Author: Inky Pirate
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Gilderoy L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,377, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-13-06
Status: Complete

Old Lockhart is such a good fellow! His every deed leads to either death or chaos. What couldn't be more appealing? Rated T for being gruesome. Yummers! Review please

Ode to a banana

2006-08-20T19:32:27-08:00

Author: Inky Pirate
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 180, Reviews: 14 Published: 8-20-06
Status: Complete

Yeah, I know, I have a weird obsession with the ninth doctor and his bananas. Oh well, it makes for good story ideas I guess.

SMACK DOWN!

2006-08-19T23:59:52-08:00

Author: Inky Pirate
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,310, Reviews: 23 Updated: 8-19-06 Published: 8-12-06
Status: Complete

What if the ninth and tenth doctor somehow met eachother and had to duel? The outcome may be quite drastic....or just plain silly. WARNING: Much doctor bashing here. I was on a sugar high while writing this. Final Chapter is here! Please review!