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Sceleratus

2009-10-12T19:35:08-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Crime/Drama
Pairing: Sasori & Deidara
Chapters: 13, Words: 29,327, Reviews: 125 Updated: 10-12-09 Published: 6-11-09
Status: In-Progress

In four years, everything changes. AU. SasoDei. Rated for later chapters.

Un Deux Trois

2009-07-18T23:24:43-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Hetalia - Axis Powers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: America & England
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,508, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-18-09
Status: Complete

Lost and insecure. Can't wait for you. I can't decide. Run for your lives. Spinning infinity. Lock eyes. Breaking out. Never made the time. Feel alright. Maybe in time. US/UK. Music meme.

Question

2009-05-10T18:22:08-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Sasori & Deidara
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,234, Reviews: 10 Published: 5-10-09
Status: Complete

As Deidara asks Sasori a question, the answer comes out in a more obvious way than Deidara, or Sasori, would've hoped. Crack, OOC. SasoDei

It hits the fan

2009-04-23T21:22:01-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sasori & Deidara
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,830, Reviews: 9 Published: 4-23-09
Status: Complete

After taking advantage of a drunken Deidara, Sasori struggles to accept his feelings. Wounds begin to open and everything starts to hit the fan. AU.

Pièce jointe

2009-04-06T21:57:17-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Sasori & Deidara
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,476, Reviews: 12 Published: 4-6-09
Status: Complete

You don't know why you love him, and you don't know why you can't stop, but all you want to do is forget and go on. However, that seems very unlikely. SasoDei. AU. OOC.

Drama in the War Room

2009-03-31T16:09:15-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Pein
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,650, Reviews: 13 Published: 3-31-09
Status: Complete

Really, Pein should've realized that his evil minions were quite the characters. Crack. SasoDei OOC

Ding

2009-03-29T20:54:57-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sasori & Deidara
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,589, Reviews: 17 Published: 3-29-09
Status: Complete

Deidara finds out that the internet can make two people fall in love easier than one thought. AU. SasoDei

El Diablo es en mi pantalones

2009-03-25T12:28:28-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Sasori & Deidara
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,892, Reviews: 10 Published: 3-25-09
Status: Complete

Deidara needs help with Spanish, and Sasori is willing to offer a hand. Lemon, Saso/Dei.

Melancholy

2009-03-22T15:20:28-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Itachi U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 822, Reviews: 12 Published: 3-22-09
Status: Complete

Or also known as: 'Why Itachi should never space out'. Itachi pairs people off, Hidan is amused, and Deidara struggles not to kill himself. Slight SasoDei and KakuHida. Brain breakage. You have been warned.

so, Deidara

2009-03-18T20:42:55-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sasori & Deidara
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,908, Reviews: 15 Published: 3-18-09
Status: Complete

Sasori tries to get Deidara, and learns to never trust Hidan again. Cheesy pick-up lines, ho. SasoDei

Bang Bang

2009-03-17T19:47:22-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Sasori & Deidara
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,882, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-17-09
Status: Complete

50sentencechallenge. And with a smirk, a swallow, and a bang, he was gone.

Brink of Insanity

2009-03-16T15:36:23-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Sasori & Deidara
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,223, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-16-09
Status: Complete

...You just had to leave me Danna, didn't you...?

Sexual Tension

2009-03-15T08:44:48-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sasori & Deidara
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,457, Reviews: 8 Published: 3-15-09
Status: Complete

Everybody in high school is awkward. Deidara especially. AU. Saso/Dei

FWD:

2009-03-10T17:58:38-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Hidan
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,224, Reviews: 12 Updated: 3-10-09 Published: 3-8-09
Status: Complete

Hidan is unnerving and everybody tries not to strangle him. AU. OOC. Two-shot.

Truth or Dare

2009-03-05T11:52:36-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sasori & Deidara
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,873, Reviews: 16 Published: 3-5-09
Status: Complete

Hidan swears, Kakuzu throws ramen, Itachi is blind, and eveyone's betting Deidara and Sasori are gay. OS.

Fuku

2009-02-27T11:45:16-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Sailor Moon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Mamoru C./Darien & Usagi T./Serena/Bunny
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,144, Reviews: 16 Published: 2-27-09
Status: Complete

When Usagi and Mamoru became a couple, the didn't expect that the usual fights that came along with couplehood were this retarded. Crack, OS.

The utter humiliation of Gaara no Sabaku

2009-02-24T17:41:27-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Gaara & Matsuri
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,977, Reviews: 18 Published: 2-24-09
Status: Complete

Gaara thinks Matsuri's cat is evil. Matsuri is amused. And italics are abused. Crack.

Bidoof'd

2009-02-15T20:27:40-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Sailor Moon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Mamoru C./Darien & Usagi T./Serena/Bunny
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,146, Reviews: 7 Published: 2-15-09
Status: Complete

One of the many ways in which Mamoru fails. Especially in Pokemon. Crack, OS.

Failtastic

2009-01-27T13:17:51-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Sailor Moon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Usagi T./Serena/Bunny & Mamoru C./Darien
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,708, Reviews: 16 Published: 1-27-09
Status: Complete

Seiya and Mamoru fight for Usagi, but things aren't going as planned. Cracktastic. OS.

Ground Rules

2009-01-19T18:42:19-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Sailor Moon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Mamoru C./Darien & Usagi T./Serena/Bunny
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,906, Reviews: 33 Updated: 1-19-09 Published: 1-15-09
Status: Complete

Mamoru, learning about the magical magic that is fanfiction, decides to take it upon himself and fix the errors in the fandom. Crack. TwoShot.

The Hero's Heroine

2009-01-17T22:16:59-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Sailor Moon
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Mamoru C./Darien & Usagi T./Serena/Bunny
Chapters: 1, Words: 451, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-17-09
Status: Complete

You caught me off guard. Now I'm running and screaming...

Error

2009-01-12T17:03:18-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Sailor Moon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Usagi T./Serena/Bunny & Mamoru C./Darien
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,706, Reviews: 14 Published: 1-12-09
Status: Complete

The Dead Moon Circus tries to take Sailor Moon's dreams, but something goes horribly wrong...

Tick Tock

2009-01-04T17:57:09-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Sailor Moon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Mamoru C./Darien & Usagi T./Serena/Bunny
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,179, Reviews: 9 Published: 1-4-09
Status: Complete

Serena hated that clock. OS. Crack.

He is the one named Sailor Paul

2008-12-26T12:37:14-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Dawn/Hikari & Paul/Shinji
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,397, Reviews: 21 Published: 12-26-08
Status: Complete

Crackfic. Paul's pokemon learn the horrible truth that he...is Sailor Moon. OS.

Served

2008-12-25T18:52:08-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Paul/Shinji
Chapters: 1, Words: 845, Reviews: 6 Published: 12-25-08
Status: Complete

Paul gets served, and the Ash gang have a good riot about it. Pointless fic.

Because of WinnDixie

2008-12-20T18:22:18-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Drew/Shuu & May/Haruka
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,484, Reviews: 14 Published: 12-20-08
Status: Complete

Paper or Plastic? ContestShipping

420

2008-11-18T17:43:27-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: May/Haruka & Drew/Shuu
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,313, Reviews: 6 Published: 11-18-08
Status: Complete

May hardly expected to fall in love with her pot dealer in New York. AU, Contestshipping.

Pokepwned

2008-11-05T15:38:33-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Ash K./Satoshi
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,239, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-5-08
Status: Complete

Ash maims someone with a pokeball. It does not bode well. Crack.

Dave

2008-11-02T19:26:02-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Link & Ganondorf
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,256, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-2-08
Status: Complete

You never piss Ganondorf off. Link learns this the hard way. Crack, minor L/Z.

Lucariowned

2008-10-27T17:42:04-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Lucario
Chapters: 1, Words: 704, Reviews: 6 Published: 10-27-08
Status: Complete

In which Link and Sheik horribly discover Lucario's hidden talent. Crack, OS.

For now

2008-10-22T16:45:58-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Friendship
Pairing: Dawn/Hikari & Paul/Shinji
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,142, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-22-08
Status: Complete

It's simply the fact that you can't sit there and wallow in self-pity. You have to realize that everything is only going to be for now. Ikarishipping.

Noted

2008-09-21T15:07:21-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 434, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-21-08
Status: Complete

Brownies, Pedophiles, and Videogames all comfortably packed in. Drabble.

AND THEN THERE APPEARED AN EGG

2008-09-02T14:13:17-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 710, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-2-08
Status: Complete

The wonders of breeding are horribly discovered by a young trainer. Crack Drabble.

Third Martini's a charm

2008-08-11T16:09:54-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,614, Reviews: 9 Published: 8-11-08
Status: Complete

Making bad decisions never felt this good. AU, Ikarishipping.

LEEEEEEEROOYY JEEEEENKINS!

2008-07-24T18:17:29-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,269, Reviews: 10 Published: 7-24-08
Status: Complete

Tackling internet sensations one Pokemon Character at a time.

Hurting yourself in confusion

2008-07-15T21:34:37-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,943, Reviews: 7 Published: 7-15-08
Status: Complete

Requestfic. Two trainers wonder how a Bronzor can hurt itself in its confusion--in a wide open meadow. Crack.

Murkrow and the Skitty

2008-07-14T21:45:36-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,155, Reviews: 11 Published: 7-14-08
Status: Complete

Dawn gets a Skitty that just so happens to be completley infatuated with Paul's Murkrow. Wonderful. Ikarishipping.

A proposition

2008-07-03T17:46:51-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,152, Reviews: 7 Published: 7-3-08
Status: Complete

Shinji proposes to Hikari. Or tries, anyway. Crack. Ikarishipping.

Bambino

2008-06-23T18:07:23-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,320, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-23-08
Status: Complete

Suffice to say; Paul, Dawn, Ash and Brock are in here.

Banana

2008-06-20T23:07:08-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,206, Reviews: 12 Published: 6-20-08
Status: Complete

A day at the beach gone arwy. Ikarishipping. Crack.

Findings

2008-06-18T22:48:04-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 741, Reviews: 8 Published: 6-18-08
Status: Complete

In which Dawn studies Paul and his ways. Crack.

En Vie

2008-04-30T17:41:03-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Matt & Mello
Chapters: 12, Words: 12,974, Reviews: 124 Updated: 4-30-08 Published: 2-27-08
Status: Complete

Matt figures out a very hidden secret; his parents are very much alive. MattMello

Time

2008-03-25T19:14:24-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Tragedy
Pairing: Mello
Chapters: 1, Words: 505, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-25-08
Status: Complete

it's an essence. Oneshot.

You're gonna die soon

2008-03-04T19:37:22-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 180, Reviews: 14 Published: 3-4-08
Status: Complete

In Quarter Queen's final moments, Beyond Birthday sings a song. That is oddly fitting. Oneshot.

Film Noir

2008-02-24T17:32:50-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Lee R. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,156, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-24-08
Status: Complete

A new murderer is in town, and detective Rock Lee is on the case! Oneshot

transylvania

2008-02-17T20:26:04-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Matt & Mello
Chapters: 1, Words: 845, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-17-08
Status: Complete

when hell freezes over, who is your lover?

Valumtimes Day

2008-02-06T16:43:39-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Matt & Mello
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,098, Reviews: 9 Published: 2-6-08
Status: Complete

It's Valentine's Day in Wammy's. The girls have gone insane. MattxMello

16 ways to shut the hell up

2008-02-02T17:01:09-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 352, Reviews: 4 Published: 2-2-08
Status: Complete

Lists are not equal to that of stories. Mockfic.

Ohso Romantic

2008-01-18T14:25:58-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Matt & Mello
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,104, Reviews: 9 Published: 1-18-08
Status: Complete

Oh Mello. You closet romantic. Crack!Yaoi, but nothing graphic.

School Days

2008-01-14T16:27:47-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Mello
Chapters: 1, Words: 333, Reviews: 10 Published: 1-14-08
Status: Complete

The Wammy House Kids & their days in school. Warnings: Language. No, srsly.

S'

2008-01-05T19:53:29-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Matt & Mello
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,474, Reviews: 9 Updated: 1-5-08 Published: 12-30-07
Status: Complete

Game Start. Game Pause. Game Over.

The most retarded Christmas ever

2007-12-20T17:34:31-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Mello & Matt
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,183, Reviews: 24 Published: 12-20-07
Status: Complete

Say goodbye to your brain cells, kiddies. The title isn't kidding.

Pinky and the Brain: Naruto Style

2007-11-14T18:22:51-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Orochimaru & Kabuto Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 960, Reviews: 6 Published: 11-14-07
Status: Complete

Orochimaru. Kabuto. Pinky & the Brain knockoff. And idiocy at its finest. [3rd Prize Winner]

Snowglobe

2007-11-02T18:48:43-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Gaara
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,045, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-2-07
Status: Complete

Y'know how they say when you're born, you have a snowglobe that protects you, and when that snowglobe cracks then you're entering the real world? Well today, my snowglobe was thrown into fire and eaten by SHARKS. [2nd prize winner]

HALLOWEENIE TIME

2007-10-27T21:34:05-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,098, Reviews: 8 Published: 10-27-07
Status: Complete

It's a Halloween fic, it's a Halloween fic, it's a Halloween Fic, it's a Hallooween fic, did I mention it was a Halloween fic?

Shopping

2007-10-15T18:58:11-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,140, Reviews: 7 Published: 10-15-07
Status: Complete

The Akatsukians go Grocery Shopping. And, as usual in every 'humor' story, some random crap happens. [First Prize winner]

Everybody's a little bit Racist

2007-09-18T16:19:24-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Itachi U. & Kisame H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,376, Reviews: 19 Published: 9-18-07
Status: Complete

The Akatsuki members sing about racism. [OneShot. Songfic]

Outcast

2007-09-09T18:06:28-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,239, Reviews: 6 Published: 9-9-07
Status: Complete

Why? Was the question. But she never had the answer.

Pierce

2007-09-03T14:00:47-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 196, Reviews: 23 Published: 9-3-07
Status: Complete

A story about Pein's multiple piercings. [Oneshot]

Konan O' Brien

2007-09-01T21:50:01-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,061, Reviews: 8 Published: 9-1-07
Status: Complete

Pein takes a jab at Blue's spiffy new name. Konan is not amused. [Oneshot]

What If

2007-08-25T16:20:33-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 832, Reviews: 12 Published: 8-25-07
Status: Complete

What if Sasuke wasn't emo? What if Tobi was Obito? Well, I hypothetically answer those questions.

A bunch of random quotes and OOC crap

2007-08-23T15:59:58-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,288, Reviews: 12 Published: 8-23-07
Status: Complete

The title says it all.

Red Dawn

2007-08-20T18:43:50-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 608, Reviews: 6 Published: 8-20-07
Status: Complete

Don't deny a woman anything. EVER. [Oneshot. Very mild PeinBlue]

El Mañana

2007-08-18T22:14:01-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 743, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-18-07
Status: Complete

Give 'em hell, Blue.

A revealing truth

2007-08-16T17:27:40-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Sasori
Chapters: 1, Words: 138, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-16-07
Status: Complete

Blue tells Sasori a surprising secret about The Leader.

The Akatsuki's Downfall

2007-08-16T12:53:31-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,037, Reviews: 8 Published: 8-16-07
Status: Complete

There is only one man who can defeat every single Akatsuki member within less than the blink of an eye. [Oneshot]

Ten Ways to Kill Pein for Fun and Profit

2007-08-14T16:09:27-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 10, Words: 10,719, Reviews: 45 Updated: 8-14-07 Published: 8-5-07
Status: Complete

Pein dies in ten different styles. Ten VERY different styles. [NOT A ONESHOT, HOLY CRAP!] [Some PeinBlue]

She Glomps

2007-08-10T10:12:38-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Matsuri & Gaara
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,370, Reviews: 15 Published: 8-10-07
Status: Complete

Matsuri decided Gaara needs a hug. A very, very long hug. [Fluffy GaaraxMatsuri] [Oneshot]

How the Akatski came to be

2007-08-08T21:29:17-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 403, Reviews: 1 Published: 8-8-07
Status: Complete

Family guy plus Naruto equals AWESOME. [Really, really short oneshot.] [Mild, MILD PeinBlue]

Akatsuki at the Beach

2007-08-04T11:45:31-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,605, Reviews: 9 Published: 8-4-07
Status: Complete

They were really bored. And the idea just dawned on him. [OOC] [ONESHOT] [Some PeinxBlue]

The Many Adventures of Pein and Such

2007-08-03T17:55:03-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,351, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-3-07
Status: Complete

Even the Akatsuki doesn't know Blue's real name. But Pein is determined to find out. [ONESHOT, Mild PeinxBlue, Implied Sex]

Drunk like Chimps

2007-08-01T20:17:27-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,350, Reviews: 6 Published: 8-1-07
Status: Complete

Sakura and Naruto get really, really hammered. And who has to drag their sorry asses home? That's right. I'm not telling you. [ONESHOT] [Still good at those summaries. :D]

Sucks to be Gaara

2007-07-31T11:22:00-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Gaara
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,018, Reviews: 8 Published: 7-31-07
Status: Complete

Two hours. Gaara. And a kid named Ome. [ONESHOT] [I'm still great at summaries. :D]

Naruto meets The Sims

2007-07-30T20:28:31-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 765, Reviews: 18 Published: 7-30-07
Status: Complete

Basically, Naruto gets bored, plays The Sims, chaos ensues, etc. [ONESHOT] [And guess what, I'm terrific at summaries! :D]

Candy Mountain!

2007-07-26T16:11:21-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Shino A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,361, Reviews: 14 Published: 7-26-07
Status: Complete

Shino takes a visit to Candy Mountain. [ONESHOTONESHOTONESHOT]

PBJT

2007-07-25T22:15:59-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 858, Reviews: 10 Published: 7-25-07
Status: Complete

Do YOU know what time it is? [The most pointless ONESHOT known to man]

The Laser

2007-07-22T13:19:58-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: Kiba I.
Chapters: 1, Words: 577, Reviews: 5 Published: 7-22-07
Status: Complete

A bored Kiba finds solice in Akamaru, and a small red dot. [ONESHOT]

Desperate Measures

2007-07-20T22:25:53-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Link
Chapters: 1, Words: 788, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-20-07
Status: Complete

Link has to go on ANOTHER quest...and the rest basically writes itself. [ONESHOT][OOC] [Rated For saftey]

When Bugs Cry

2007-07-15T22:20:38-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Shino A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,319, Reviews: 6 Published: 7-15-07
Status: Complete

Desperate times call for desperate measures, but me thinks Kiba has gone a wee bit too far...[ONESHOT] [With OOC!Shino]

Believe it!

2007-07-11T22:47:12-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 705, Reviews: 8 Published: 7-11-07
Status: Complete

Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi have their qualms about Naruto's stupid catchphrase. [ONESHOT] with Hypnotizing!Kakashi

Birds & the Bees

2007-07-08T21:25:22-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: Itachi U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 453, Reviews: 25 Published: 7-8-07
Status: Complete

Sasuke leaves it to Itachi to explain the most awkward thing there is: sex. [ONESHOT]

Snickers

2007-06-26T15:12:36-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Kakashi H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 220, Reviews: 9 Published: 6-26-07
Status: Complete

Team Seven gets bored sitting around the fire, so Kakashi brings out the ol' guitar. [OneShot]

The Teams go internet

2007-06-25T18:36:12-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 15, Words: 8,977, Reviews: 40 Updated: 6-25-07 Published: 6-1-07
Status: Complete

The characters in Naruto find out about the wonderful, horrible power of fandom.

Everybody Hates Kairi

2007-06-13T07:27:31-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Kairi
Chapters: 1, Words: 407, Reviews: 8 Published: 6-13-07
Status: Complete

Seriously, what did Kairi do to be this despised? No, really, WHAT DID SHE DO? [Oneshot]

Santa went crazy

2006-12-21T17:57:55-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Riku & Sora
Chapters: 1, Words: 668, Reviews: 7 Published: 12-21-06
Status: Complete

Riku tells Sora the horrible truth about Santa Claus...In song. [Oneshot, No Flames, Songfic]

Squeon

2006-12-10T11:36:41-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Leon/Squall L. & Yuffie K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 324, Reviews: 5 Published: 12-10-06
Status: Complete

Yuffie gives Squall a new name. [OneShot, Mild Squffie, No Flames]

Song about Kairi

2006-12-02T19:28:30-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sora & Kairi
Chapters: 1, Words: 333, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-2-06
Status: Complete

Sora will NEVER sing a song about Kairi! [OneShot, Songficish, No pairings]

Xaldin Pwns me

2006-08-30T14:08:11-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Xaldin
Chapters: 1, Words: 279, Reviews: 14 Published: 8-30-06
Status: Complete

A pointless oneshot about how Xaldin Pwned me in Beast's castle 50 jabillkion times. R&R or die. No flames.

The fairytale

2006-08-24T12:28:03-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Kairi & Sora
Chapters: 1, Words: 500, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-24-06
Status: Complete

Kairi muses about Sora. And her feelings for him. Hellz yeah I can write serious stuff...R&R, no flames peeps

Kairi's 'special' time

2006-08-20T16:12:20-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Kairi
Chapters: 1, Words: 552, Reviews: 9 Published: 8-20-06
Status: Complete

Kairi goes through 'that' stage in iher life. And Riku and Sora have to go get her 'things' OH THE HORROR! NO FLAMES I don't own anything.

Internet of MAGIC

2006-08-19T10:39:04-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sora
Chapters: 1, Words: 372, Reviews: 7 Published: 8-19-06
Status: Complete

Sora finds out all about the internet and it's magical...magic...and a lota yaoi pictures. No flames. I own nothing, Squeenix does

Blindfolded Idiots

2006-08-18T13:26:54-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Riku
Chapters: 1, Words: 121, Reviews: 13 Published: 8-18-06
Status: Complete

Random crap on Riku and that stupid blinfold. First Story, No flames. I own nothing, Squeenix 'owns it all.