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World So Cold

2009-07-26T20:35:38-08:00

Author: PartyDarnit
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Suspense/Horror
Pairing: Deidara & Sasori
Chapters: 3, Words: 11,390, Reviews: 60 Updated: 7-26-09 Published: 9-27-08
Status: In-Progress

One day, Deidara is kidnapped and taken hostage by Akasuna no Sasori, the most wanted serial killer in history. Each day is a survival to live to see the next. Will Deidara survive or be murdered like the others by the mad man? -AU-

He Lives in You

2009-07-10T22:32:33-08:00

Author: PartyDarnit
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Suspense/Drama
Pairing: Deidara & Akatsuki
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,804, Reviews: 6 Published: 7-10-09
Status: In-Progress

After Sasori’s death, Deidara begins acting different than his normal self, distant, attacking the other members, and changing his appearance. It is then the Akatsuki learns, just because someone is dead, doesn’t mean they’re gone.

Red Dawn 4: The Chamber

2009-07-08T21:55:23-08:00

Author: PartyDarnit
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Horror/Adventure
Pairing: Deidara
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,436, Reviews: 0 Published: 7-8-09
Status: In-Progress

Deidara was enjoying his new life living in North Konoha Apartments until one day, he discovers he can’t leave his own room, Room 302. After five days of entrapment, he finds a hole that has opened up in his bathroom wall. Rest of Summary&Warnings inside

What if We Could

2009-06-27T08:45:13-08:00

Author: PartyDarnit
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Romance
Pairing: Deidara & Sasori
Chapters: 2, Words: 8,203, Reviews: 20 Updated: 6-27-09 Published: 5-12-09
Status: In-Progress

After a drive-by that results in the death of Deidara, Sasori wishes he could have saved the blonde and given him a better life. His wish is granted when he awakens one morning, a month before the death date. Can he fulfill his goal and save the blonde?

Living Jackson Pollock

2009-06-24T08:11:06-08:00

Author: PartyDarnit
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Sasori & Deidara
Chapters: 2, Words: 6,407, Reviews: 12 Updated: 6-24-09 Published: 2-13-09
Status: In-Progress

-Sequel to Rite of Passage- While doing a Jackson Pollock project, Deidara accidentally gets paint on Mr. Akasuna and has to stay after school for his ‘punishment’ -Lemon-

Life is a Prison

2009-04-05T21:15:03-08:00

Author: PartyDarnit
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Deidara & Sasori
Chapters: 6, Words: 20,652, Reviews: 56 Updated: 4-5-09 Published: 5-3-08
Status: In-Progress

Sasori rescues a young slave while on a mission only to turn into a puppet but the Akasuna finds an odd and possessive attraction to the boy and struggles with his feelings and a certain partner of his that is attempting to have Sasori for his own.

Let Us Entertain You

2009-03-30T22:24:29-08:00

Author: PartyDarnit
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Deidara & Zetsu
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,362, Reviews: 22 Published: 3-30-09
Status: Complete

Hearing odd sounds coming from Deidara’s room, Hidan and Itachi see what it is and end up peeping on the two most unlikely people ever. NOW A ONE-SHOT

Countdown to Insanity

2009-03-27T18:19:52-08:00

Author: PartyDarnit
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Tragedy
Pairing: Hidan & Akatsuki
Chapters: 2, Words: 5,217, Reviews: 24 Updated: 3-27-09 Published: 2-7-09
Status: In-Progress

On a mission, Hidan hits his head and loses his memory, thinking he is a young child. Can the others get him back to normal before he drives them all insane with his new personality? -Cute fic- -Summary sucks-

The Cry of Our Hearts

2009-01-02T00:27:04-08:00

Author: PartyDarnit
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Pairing: Sasori & Deidara
Chapters: 3, Words: 7,218, Reviews: 42 Updated: 1-2-09 Published: 8-17-08
Status: In-Progress

On his birthday, Sasori was given a teenage boy named Deidara as present from Chiyo and has to wait a week to rid himself of the boy but as the days go by, unfortunate events might make him change his mind. -Please R&R-

Head Like a Hole

2008-11-18T18:56:30-08:00

Author: PartyDarnit
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Suspense
Pairing: Hidan & Kakuzu
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,818, Reviews: 18 Published: 11-18-08
Status: In-Progress

Hidan is flunking his U.S. Government class and Mr. Taki, Kakuzu, has to tutor him but in order to teach the boy anything, he has to ‘persuade’ him into listening -Kaku/Hi- -Slight Rape/Lemon-

Rite of Passage

2008-11-16T02:16:05-08:00

Author: PartyDarnit
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Deidara & Sasori
Chapters: 2, Words: 8,048, Reviews: 30 Updated: 11-16-08 Published: 10-4-08
Status: Complete

Deidara has to stay after school with Mr. Akasuna for not doing his work but what was is supposed to be help turns into a unexpected memory for their Rite of Passage -Lemon-

The Scorpion’s Curiosity Killed the Canary

2008-10-05T21:51:02-08:00

Author: PartyDarnit
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Mystery
Pairing: Sasori & Deidara
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,715, Reviews: 24 Updated: 10-5-08 Published: 8-29-08
Status: In-Progress

One day, an odd question strikes Sasori so using Deidara as an experiment, he finds out but problem is, more questions arise.

Sex Ed with Sasori

2008-09-14T22:00:21-08:00

Author: PartyDarnit
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Sasori & Deidara
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,587, Reviews: 39 Published: 9-14-08
Status: In-Progress

Deidara is fourteen and still doesn’t know about sex so Sasori teaches him about it and gives him a lesson he’ll never forget

I Want to Know

2008-08-24T12:10:43-08:00

Author: PartyDarnit
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Suspense
Pairing: Deidara & Zetsu
Chapters: 2, Words: 8,469, Reviews: 38 Updated: 8-24-08 Published: 8-15-08
Status: Complete

Zetsu asks a favor from Deidara but something that is supposed to be innocent turns into something naughty. -Yaoi/Lemon- -Zet/Dei-

The Boy, the Raven, and the Vulture

2008-03-21T04:05:50-08:00

Author: PartyDarnit
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Deidara & Itachi U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,596, Reviews: 9 Published: 3-21-08
Status: Complete

Three men trapped in a cave. One boy, one raven, and a vulture. One is dieing while the other protects him from the one who is trying to kill them both. Who will survive? –Blood/Char. Death- Slight OOCness.