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The Drinking Game: Espada Style

2008-04-15T18:32:25-08:00

Author: Teslyn
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Grimmjow J. & Ulquiorra
Chapters: 1, Words: 717, Reviews: 24 Published: 4-15-08
Status: Complete

Gin fondly remembers the drinking game back in Seireitei; he forces his new comrades to play. Cue the Ultimate Feeling of Utter Doom, Grimmjow thinks.

Fun With Akatsuki

2008-04-08T19:24:01-08:00

Author: Teslyn
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Itachi U.
Chapters: 23, Words: 23,726, Reviews: 237 Updated: 4-8-08 Published: 11-22-06
Status: In-Progress

Beware- A collection of oneshots that capture the lovely moments in the lives of the lovely Akatsuki. - Chapter 22: Asking for Help

The Drinking Game

2008-04-07T17:51:03-08:00

Author: Teslyn
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Byakuya K. & Ichigo K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 639, Reviews: 27 Published: 4-7-08
Status: Complete

pure!crack Let’s play a game, they said. It’s perfectly harmless, they said. It’ll be fun. Perfectly harmless my ass, Ichigo thinks.

Taking Action

2008-04-03T09:06:45-08:00

Author: Teslyn
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Byakuya K. & Ichigo K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 552, Reviews: 15 Published: 4-3-08
Status: Complete

Kuchiki Byakuya knows he cannot keep all the boys away from his little sister. But he can sure as hell try - after all, he's pretty for a reason, right? crack. pure crack.

Drawings

2008-03-27T07:13:11-08:00

Author: Teslyn
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Byakuya K. & Ichigo K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 161, Reviews: 33 Published: 3-27-08
Status: Complete

Rukia's drawing skills have gotten worse. ...Or so Ichigo thinks.

Chronicles of a Psychologist

2008-02-11T08:52:28-08:00

Author: Teslyn
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Orochimaru
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,608, Reviews: 19 Updated: 2-11-08 Published: 11-6-07
Status: In-Progress

[crack!fic] Dr. Orochimaru sees many patients. Because the citizens and shinobi of Konoha aren't as mentally stable as we'd like to believe.[r&r]

A Pool of Emotions

2007-11-12T12:14:07-08:00

Author: Teslyn
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 4, Words: 7,852, Reviews: 13 Updated: 11-12-07 Published: 11-8-07
Status: In-Progress

[edited][reposted] “Sasuke was always stubborn. This time, I’ll make him and his precious village pay,” the blond hissed. [Bonds Not Broken sequel][R&R]

Bonds Not Broken

2007-11-06T20:06:04-08:00

Author: Teslyn
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,299, Reviews: 7 Published: 11-6-07
Status: Complete

[editingreposting] Naruto left Konoha years ago. In a final attempt to sever all ties with the village, he writes to Sasuke one last time. But Sasuke was always a stubborn brat. [r&r]

Things One Shouldn't Do

2007-11-05T17:38:04-08:00

Author: Teslyn
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Orochimaru
Chapters: 1, Words: 332, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-5-07
Status: In-Progress

[crack!fic] As a completely objective third party observer, I've seen a lot of things happen. And now, for your sakes, I've begun to compile a list of things you shouldn't do. [r&r] [Chapter 1. Taking a Leaf out of Orochimaru's Book]

His Way

2007-09-19T19:34:51-08:00

Author: Teslyn
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Tragedy/General
Pairing: Severus S. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,562, Reviews: 8 Published: 9-19-07
Status: Complete

[HPDH spoilers] Lily Evans was his One and Only.[oneshot, edited]

Dreams

2007-07-15T02:34:42-08:00

Author: Teslyn
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Vala & Jackson, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,833, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-15-07
Status: In-Progress

[End Rewritten, Reposted] Vala's dreams are plagued by truths, semitruths, and lies. Kind of a followup to Reality Don't need to read Reality to understand this, though [Read and Review.]

Reality

2007-07-05T23:25:49-08:00

Author: Teslyn
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Vala
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,871, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-5-07
Status: Complete

Vala. Adria. The mother, the daughter. Alien and Orici. Right and wrong. What could have been. What should have been. What she wanted.

Daisy Chains

2007-06-22T11:33:38-08:00

Author: Teslyn
Category: Inuyasha
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sesshomaru & Kagome
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,717, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-22-07
Status: In-Progress

[kagsess] 50 themes. AU. [first 15 posted]

The Sword in the Golden Platformish Thing

2007-05-05T04:38:52-08:00

Author: Teslyn
Category: Inuyasha
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Inuyasha & Kagome
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,612, Reviews: 12 Updated: 5-5-07 Published: 5-3-07
Status: Complete

[Now with an epilogue! Le gaspeh!] An Athurian saga:The dramatic tale of Lord Sir Knight Sesshomaru, Sir Inuyasha, the damsel in distress Lady!Kagome, Squire Myouga, Page Jaken... and the newly drawn Tessaiga. Chaos ensues.[Slight Crack. R&R]

Touched by an Angel

2007-04-25T14:05:24-08:00

Author: Teslyn
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Naruto U.
Chapters: 4, Words: 4,388, Reviews: 32 Updated: 4-25-07 Published: 11-29-06
Status: In-Progress

[Drabble] Naruto is completely oblivious to the changes he makes in other people. Those people are not. These are their thoughts, their stories. [R&R] Chapter 4: Hinata Hyuuga [Crushed for a Crush]

Liar

2007-04-23T20:24:05-08:00

Author: Teslyn
Category: Inuyasha
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Sesshomaru & Kagome
Chapters: 1, Words: 438, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-23-07
Status: Complete

[SessKag] In which Sesshomaru accuses Kagome of lying, and a disturbed Inuyasha is scarred for life. [My sad attempt at fluff. R&R?]

Bells

2007-03-11T12:16:06-08:00

Author: Teslyn
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 5, Words: 1,965, Reviews: 4 Updated: 3-11-07 Published: 11-12-06
Status: In-Progress

Random, short, oneshots on the Bell Test. [Chapter 5]In which Arashi is a pervert who is disappoinated with his team.[R&R]

Open Eyes

2006-12-25T18:07:33-08:00

Author: Teslyn
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Spiritual
Pairing: Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,082, Reviews: 2 Published: 12-25-06
Status: Complete

[Short ficlet]The kid’s soft, painfilled voice caught Sasuke’s attention, and the ANBU captain leaned in, discretely listening.[Based on the song 'The Christmas Shoes]... R&R

Steps to Immortality

2006-12-11T12:40:02-08:00

Author: Teslyn
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Orochimaru
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,176, Reviews: 1 Published: 12-11-06
Status: In-Progress

[Orochimaru fic] Orochimaru wasn’t always obsessed with immortality. Actually, it was quite the contrary... But that all changed as he took his first steps towards his twisted goal. This is how he became who he is.[R&R]

Operation Orochi

2006-12-08T16:32:14-08:00

Author: Teslyn
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Orochimaru
Chapters: 11, Words: 20,581, Reviews: 106 Updated: 12-8-06 Published: 10-1-06
Status: Complete

[Sequel to Annoying the Akatsuki 101] Saraiyu has finally met up with Orochimaru. Join her as she annoys the stuffing out of the Snake sannin! Rated for pottymouths and implied yaoi.[R&R]... [COMPLETE]

Hatred

2006-10-13T18:54:25-08:00

Author: Teslyn
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Naruto U. & Kyuubi
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,875, Reviews: 12 Updated: 10-13-06 Published: 9-24-06
Status: In-Progress

[o.O] A collection of oneshots inspired by randomness. [Chapter 3 up]Itachi can't hate Kisame, now or ever. [R&R]

Annoying the Akatsuki 101

2006-10-05T19:29:11-08:00

Author: Teslyn
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Itachi U.
Chapters: 12, Words: 33,333, Reviews: 111 Updated: 10-5-06 Published: 8-28-06
Status: Complete

[First Fanfic]What happens when four members of the Akatsuki hold a girl captive to lure the Kyuubi? And what happens when that girl turns out to be a notorious prankster set on making her captors regret meeting her? [reposting]