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Parking Lot

2009-11-04T21:26:20-08:00

Author: schoolgirl-cheesesculpture
Category: Hetalia - Axis Powers
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Prussia & England
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,375, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-4-09
Status: Complete

Just a Prussia/UK PWP in a car. Rated for M for yaoi

Love Me Dead

2009-08-17T01:41:11-08:00

Author: schoolgirl-cheesesculpture
Category: Hetalia - Axis Powers
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Suspense/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Russia & America
Chapters: 3, Words: 6,608, Reviews: 11 Updated: 8-17-09 Published: 7-14-09
Status: Complete

America wakes up to find himself tied to a chair in the middle of a strange room. Whitetyger123 and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture's first Russia/America roleplay. Rated M for hardcore S&M, blood, swearing and borderline rape.

All's Fair in Love and War

2008-11-01T19:56:28-08:00

Author: schoolgirl-cheesesculpture
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Matt & Mello
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,849, Reviews: 4 Published: 11-1-08
Status: Complete

Matt doesn't get Mello any chocolate so he decides to take it out on Matt's video games. MxM shonen-ai

Mello's ABC's2

2008-08-10T19:55:09-08:00

Author: schoolgirl-cheesesculpture
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Mello
Chapters: 4, Words: 2,595, Reviews: 16 Updated: 8-10-08 Published: 5-27-08
Status: In-Progress

Now with twice the ranting goodness! Written by schoolgirl-cheesesculpture and whitetyger123. Please R&R! Next, Dinosaur, Dialga and Dramatic!

Hymns of a Broken Heart

2008-07-24T19:43:42-08:00

Author: schoolgirl-cheesesculpture
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Angst
Pairing: L & Light Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,910, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-24-08
Status: Complete

Alternate ending: What if Raito decided to take matters into his own hands and kill the only other person that was in his way... Rated T for a number of deaths and LxLight

Light My Fire

2008-07-20T21:30:09-08:00

Author: schoolgirl-cheesesculpture
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Matt & Mello
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,406, Reviews: 7 Published: 7-20-08
Status: Complete

Mello makes Matt go outside to smoke... In the pouring rain. Matt doesn't like this idea so he drags Mello outside with him MxM fluff-ish

What if Hogwarts had MSN?

2008-06-28T11:01:21-08:00

Author: schoolgirl-cheesesculpture
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 10, Words: 9,886, Reviews: 45 Updated: 6-28-08 Published: 8-31-06
Status: In-Progress

Well, this is what we think would happen. ....edit... Sorry it is taking so long to update! We will try to write another chap soon! Written by whitetyger123 and schoolgirlcheesesculpture.

Facing the Next Day

2008-06-15T21:10:29-08:00

Author: schoolgirl-cheesesculpture
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Angst
Pairing: Mello & Near
Chapters: 5, Words: 8,311, Reviews: 12 Updated: 6-15-08 Published: 5-12-07
Status: In-Progress

Near goes out in the rain to forget his problems...Then HE comes out and ruins it all.....Or does he? Slight MelloXNear

Hail the King

2008-04-12T20:58:18-08:00

Author: schoolgirl-cheesesculpture
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,794, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-12-08 Published: 3-17-08
Status: In-Progress

Wits will be tested in this dynamic tornament of.... Read to find out! Probably will have some OOC because it's a parody. Written by schoolgirl-cheesesculpture and whitetyger123

From Heaven Above

2008-03-17T16:05:10-08:00

Author: schoolgirl-cheesesculpture
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Pairing: Matt & Mello
Chapters: 1, Words: 963, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-17-08
Status: In-Progress

Matt and Mello are revived from the dead to catch another Kira. Who could this new kira be and what are his intentions? This is an investigation like never before! Spoliers

An L for an L

2008-02-10T21:18:20-08:00

Author: schoolgirl-cheesesculpture
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: L & Light Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 514, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-10-08
Status: Complete

L desides to learn to drive and get Light to help him earn his L...... Obviously things go wrong. One shot

Forbidden Elements

2007-09-18T21:50:29-08:00

Author: schoolgirl-cheesesculpture
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Axel & Demyx
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,499, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-18-07
Status: Complete

Larxene tells Axel why it would never work between him and Demyx.... One sided Larxel and kinda one sided Akudemmy.

Death Note One Shots

2007-09-05T19:38:21-08:00

Author: schoolgirl-cheesesculpture
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 8, Words: 1,569, Reviews: 42 Updated: 9-5-07 Published: 2-16-07
Status: In-Progress

Random parodies about random characters in Death Note. Delete with Mikami and 'God'.....

Fool Proof Plan

2007-07-05T21:57:57-08:00

Author: schoolgirl-cheesesculpture
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Mello & Matt
Chapters: 1, Words: 880, Reviews: 8 Published: 7-5-07
Status: Complete

Mello thinks up a fool proof plan to make him finally better then Near

What Makes the Birds Laugh?

2007-06-29T21:00:31-08:00

Author: schoolgirl-cheesesculpture
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Roxas
Chapters: 1, Words: 986, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-29-07
Status: Complete

Roxas was wondering what was really making the birds laugh...Songfic

Destined to Fail

2007-06-25T11:21:12-08:00

Author: schoolgirl-cheesesculpture
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Pairing: Light Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 171, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-25-07
Status: Complete

In the last moments of Raito's life he fully understands why his plan was always destined to fail...

Diary of a Riverclan Cat

2007-06-20T19:47:09-08:00

Author: schoolgirl-cheesesculpture
Category: Warriors
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Adventure
Chapters: 3, Words: 5,451, Reviews: 3 Updated: 6-20-07 Published: 6-16-07
Status: In-Progress

Reposted.. Mousekit was just a normal cat until... There was a prophecy... About her!

Interview With

2007-05-20T20:02:31-08:00

Author: schoolgirl-cheesesculpture
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 12, Words: 2,830, Reviews: 8 Updated: 5-20-07 Published: 4-8-07
Status: In-Progress

Interview with! The new age Oprah! Chapter 12 is now up!

Of Random People and Even More Random Adventures

2007-05-20T19:00:26-08:00

Author: schoolgirl-cheesesculpture
Category: Pendragon
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 6, Words: 1,941, Reviews: 8 Updated: 5-20-07 Published: 5-12-07
Status: In-Progress

Just what the title says. Please R&R

HPP Harry Potter Parodies

2007-03-16T15:57:03-08:00

Author: schoolgirl-cheesesculpture
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,453, Reviews: 4 Updated: 3-16-07 Published: 3-7-07
Status: In-Progress

Random Harry Potter Parodies......Please R&R