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love on the run

2013-05-12T17:59:50-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: K+
Romance/General
Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,574, Reviews: 16, Complete

AU. Sasuke likes jogging with Sakura. She keeps him motivated and the conversation is casual enough that they can drop a topic and move forward - literally. Most of the time, at least.

Fragments

2013-04-17T21:44:13-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: T
General
Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 4, Words: 5,067, Reviews: 92, In-Progress

100prompts. 007 Work. The audition line looped around the block. It appeared everyone wanted to work for the Cirque d'Uchiha.

the perfect start to the finish line

2013-04-10T07:49:45-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: K+
General
Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,053, Reviews: 30, Complete

Sasuke gives out apologies quite freely nowadays, but that doesn't mean everyone accepts them.

phantom pain

2013-03-18T21:18:22-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: T
Hurt/Comfort/General
Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,771, Reviews: 98, In-Progress

This isn't a story about Sasuke's a redemption. It's one about Sakura's healing.

Martians

2013-02-02T20:31:37-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: T
Friendship/Humor
Naruto U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 4, Words: 2,870, Reviews: 64, In-Progress

Naruto, Sakura, and a special kind of bond. 04. Why don't you just send me to a nunnery while you're at it?

Domesticated

2013-01-27T15:02:47-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: T
Humor/Romance
Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 755, Reviews: 32, In-Progress

"I will teach them what it means to put a lion in a cage." - Or, The time Sasuke and Sakura got married and he realized living with her wasn't as easy as it sounded.

the grad fad

2013-01-27T08:37:36-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: T
Humor/Friendship
Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 2, Words: 5,391, Reviews: 67, In-Progress

AU. SasuSaku, NaruIno. So this is your last year, is it? Well, round up those reference letters and try not to botch up your courses because this is actually your Last Chance to boost that GPA! Study hard and tie up those loose ends because fact: things don't get any easier.

A Fractured Fairytale: Heartbreaker

2013-01-05T22:44:11-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: T
Humor/Romance
Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,056, Reviews: 19, Complete

AU. SasuSaku. And so she dug her key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four wheel drive because he was a cheating, lying jerk-HOW DARE HE!

A Fractured Fairytale: Falling Into History

2013-01-05T22:25:20-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: T
Romance/Drama
Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,926, Reviews: 31, Complete

AU. SasuSaku. Sometimes you just can't help it. Sometimes you just fall out of love.

Indecent Proposals

2012-12-16T18:24:45-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 24, Words: 26,946, Reviews: 1315, Complete

Anthology. SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.

Long Live

2012-10-21T07:20:02-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: T
Romance/General
Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 5, Words: 10,879, Reviews: 214, In-Progress

AU. The Leaf Kingdom is different. Our sons are trained to be soldiers. Our daughters, to be leaders.

Count Me In

2012-08-24T20:36:23-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: T
Humor/Friendship
Sakura H. & Ino Y.
Chapters: 6, Words: 14,284, Reviews: 352, In-Progress

AU. I propose a road trip. Like, right now. So ladies, pack your clothes, makeup, and junk food, and don't forget the IDs! Oh, and, uh, some gas money would be nice.

Ever After

2012-08-07T09:04:26-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: T
Family/Humor
Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 10, Words: 6,933, Reviews: 195, Complete

SasuSaku Prompts Kissing Booth Challenge! Sasuke and Sakura enjoy the married life. And kissing. Especially the kissing.

House of Leaves

2012-07-31T22:43:26-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: T
Supernatural/Horror
Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,076, Reviews: 55, In-Progress

AU. Caring for the elderly Madara was supposed to be like a break for Sakura. Instead, however, she finds herself literally locked in the middle of a family feud in a house that has a mind of its own, with nothing but a talking dog that looks suspiciously like a fox as her guide and a dark-haired protector that she doesn't know if she can trust. Welcome to the House of Leaves.

Foundations

2012-07-30T10:13:35-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: K+
Friendship/Hurt/Comfort
Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,855, Reviews: 42, In-Progress

Road to Sakura AU. She tells him that he isn't like the boy she remembers. He suggests that maybe that's because he isn't that boy.

you make my heart beat faster

2012-07-27T09:38:44-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: M
Romance/General
Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 10, Words: 13,026, Reviews: 383, Complete

Road to Ninja AU. In another world, Sasuke makes the moves. That is, of course, unless Sakura feels like messing with him.

Rinse

2012-07-21T19:48:54-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: T
Drama/General
Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 618, Reviews: 34, Complete

Road to Ninja AU. Thank you for reminding me I'm not special.

Time Can't Heal

2012-07-18T21:10:08-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: M
Hurt/Comfort/General
Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,281, Reviews: 28, Complete

It becomes a recurring thing. They have sex, they go to sleep, she has a nightmare. He only wakes when she stops breathing.

Sweetest Downfall

2012-07-18T20:36:14-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: T
Angst/General
Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,362, Reviews: 25, Complete

And now she's just sitting around with his broken body waiting for her poison to run its course and kill him.

don't you want to share the guilt

2012-07-17T20:44:33-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: T
Adventure/General
Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,222, Reviews: 29, Complete

AU. SasuSaku. "You and I remember Sound very differently," she replied wryly.

sparks fly

2012-07-02T20:08:18-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: T
Humor/Romance
Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,311, Reviews: 26, Complete

AU. SasuSaku. Maybe she's just too drunk or maybe she just likes him that much. Either way, when they hold hands, sparks fly. Literally.

through the looking glass

2012-06-25T11:55:49-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: T
Hurt/Comfort/General
Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,126, Reviews: 94, Complete

Road to Ninja AU. And finally, Sakura understands what's going on. "You're just an illusion," she tells him. "You're not real."

Fanboys

2012-06-24T22:17:33-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,472, Reviews: 52, Complete

AU. Sakura Haruno was totally in love with Sasuke Uchiha, and Naruto and Shikamaru totally knew that. Now if only Sasuke would agree with them...

girl gamer

2012-06-13T21:56:27-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: T
Humor/General
Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 897, Reviews: 66, Complete

The members of Team Seven were competitive about everything... EVERYTHING.

stop breathing

2012-06-13T21:46:04-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Friendship
Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 14, Words: 9,087, Reviews: 434, Complete

Team Seven, back when they were still cute. And sane. And not totally failing. Or fainting. 14. "So should we call you Nasuke or Sasuto?"

audeamus

2012-06-05T20:08:01-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: T
Supernatural/Fantasy
Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 50, Words: 47,004, Reviews: 990, Complete

50alternates. SasuSaku. See you in the next life. 50. In the end, they ran away together.

The Listening

2012-06-04T11:41:59-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: K+
Drama/General
Fugaku U. & Mikoto U.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,905, Reviews: 25, Complete

The night her husband returns home bloody and barely conscious and alone, she knows that his mission went terribly, terribly wrong.

The Dread

2012-06-03T21:46:39-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: T
Angst/General
Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 738, Reviews: 20, Complete

They make her feel twelve again and she hates them for that.

The Adventures of Ramen Man and Dango Boy

2012-05-28T21:40:58-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Romance
Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,031, Reviews: 45, In-Progress

Non-massacre AU. Sakura has a date and Sasuke is brooding over his unrequited love, prompting Naruto and Itachi to make some sparks fly.

i will follow you into the dark

2012-05-26T18:05:43-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: T
Friendship/Hurt/Comfort
Sakura H. & Kabuto Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 733, Reviews: 22, In-Progress

AU. Kabuto takes on an apprentice when Sasuke arrives with a companion.

Halloween Horrors

2012-01-24T20:11:31-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Batman
English, Rated: K+
Humor/General
Damian W./Robin & Richard G./Nightwing
Chapters: 1, Words: 402, Reviews: 4, Complete

It's Halloween and Dick is wearing what is technically Damian's costume. Nay. Half of his costume.

homecoming

2012-01-22T12:38:45-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Batman
English, Rated: K+
Family/General
Damian W./Robin & Richard G./Nightwing
Chapters: 1, Words: 525, Reviews: 15, Complete

It was around five in the morning when Damian showed up at Dick's apartment with an overstuffed backpack and a childish pout.

catnapping

2012-01-21T17:46:25-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Batman
English, Rated: K+
Humor/General
Damian W./Robin & Stephanie B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 549, Reviews: 6, Complete

Steph, Damian, and a cat who obviously has some taste. Obviously.

saviour

2011-06-08T08:19:14-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: K+
Family/Friendship
Sakura H. & Itachi U.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,580, Reviews: 76, In-Progress

AU. After killing his clan, Itachi decides to take on extra security for Sasuke's future.

free falling

2011-06-06T17:28:08-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Fairy Tail
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Romance
Juvia L. & Gray F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 461, Reviews: 29, Complete

Juvia really likes this new 'sun' thing, but Gray doesn't think it's all THAT great.

better together

2011-02-15T18:00:13-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Bleach
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Romance
Ichigo K. & Rukia K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 484, Reviews: 18, Complete

Rukia had always been a good actress so really, he shouldn't have been so surprised.

pastimes

2011-02-14T18:07:23-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Bleach
English, Rated: T
Humor/General
Ichigo K. & Rukia K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 614, Reviews: 21, Complete

Hollow!Ichigo/Dark!Rukia. It was sort of like an abusive relationship, but in the best way possible, of course.

the little love that could've

2010-10-24T15:28:40-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,101, Reviews: 135, Complete

Non-massacre AU. SasuSaku. And somewhere between her two year long I-no-longer-like-Uchiha-Sasuke-like-that-thankyouverymuch phase, also dubbed Denial by Ino, and a good chakra-laden fist to the face, Sasuke fell for her. Hard.

mad love

2010-06-24T13:20:00-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: T
Humor/Romance
Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,881, Reviews: 53, Complete

AU. SasuSaku. Sakura kissed a girl and she liked it. Maybe. She's not too sure. And she really hopes Sasuke won't mind it.

shades of grey

2010-06-01T19:31:30-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: T
Romance/General
Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 5, Words: 3,676, Reviews: 226, Complete

Anthology. SasuSaku. 05. Before she said baby. Like ONE. Now she's saying babies. Like... MORE than one. What the hell.

Moments

2010-04-06T14:09:21-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: K+
Humor/General
Sakura H. & Kakashi H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,323, Reviews: 94, Complete

And so began the epic showdown between teacher and student. Or, more specifically, a pairing war.

the on call chronicles

2010-04-03T17:17:15-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: M
Humor/General
Naruto U.
Chapters: 2, Words: 7,964, Reviews: 173, In-Progress

collab with the blanket! AU. Bastard-sensei was getting a "physical" from Dr. Haruno in the supply closet, Sai the Male Nurse was smiling like a creeper, Dr. Hatake was changing his female of choice by the hour and Dr. Nara, by the minute. I hate my job.

switching sides

2010-04-02T12:19:12-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: K+
Humor
Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 756, Reviews: 182, Complete

Sakura is done with boys and her teammates... well, they don't quite understand.

suck it

2010-02-18T12:37:38-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: K+
Humor
Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 968, Reviews: 89, Complete

In which Sakura takes a stand, Naruto and Sasuke must make their own sandwiches, and fainting like a pansy and being everyone's little tool is mocked. A lot.

the long and winding road

2010-01-24T18:22:51-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: K+
Drama/General
Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,317, Reviews: 48, Complete

The path of revenge, she realizes, is lonely indeed. But sacrifices need to be made.

tomorrow morning

2009-11-10T10:13:24-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: T
General
Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 6, Words: 3,866, Reviews: 128, Complete

Drabbles. Sasuke, Sakura, and a life without Konoha.

The Merry Band of Idiots

2009-11-10T09:39:46-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: K+
Humor/General
Sakura H. & Kiba I.
Chapters: 1, Words: 566, Reviews: 37, Complete

They would probably kill each other before they killed Sasuke. Really, what was Shikamaru THINKING when he said they would make a good team?

pretty girl

2009-11-09T20:05:22-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: T
Humor
Kiba I. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 989, Reviews: 34, Complete

Kiba didn't know what was worse. Girls when they were pissed off or girls when they were self-conscious. Both were pretty annoying.

prove it

2009-11-09T08:52:56-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: K+
Humor
Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 849, Reviews: 108, Complete

Not knowing, Sakura concluded, was the worst feeling in the world. It was positively infuriating, at that. Which is why she had to ask. "Are you guys gay? Like, together?"

mine

2009-11-04T15:15:10-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: K+
Humor/General
Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,728, Reviews: 101, Complete

AU. Sakura gets territorial. Over a chair. Seriously.

wardrobe malfunctions

2009-11-01T10:43:37-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: K+
Humor
Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,721, Reviews: 35, Complete

Team Seven is dysfunctional every other day of the year, so really, why should Halloween be any different?

love fool

2009-10-26T17:58:16-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: K+
Humor
Kiba I. & Ino Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,146, Reviews: 41, Complete

KibaIno. Kiba always found that girls cried for the most idiotic reasons, but Ino was just being ridiculous.

switch

2009-08-12T15:52:19-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: T
Humor/Romance
Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,229, Reviews: 86, In-Progress

AU. SasuSaku. I knew it was wrong but I couldn't help it.

victims of love

2009-08-03T16:51:47-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: K+
Humor
Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 545, Reviews: 57, Complete

I can't do this anymore. You make fun of me and say cruel things and you hit me! THERE ARE HOTLINES FOR THESE KINDS OF RELATIONSHIPS.

bus boy

2009-06-21T19:19:19-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,547, Reviews: 116, Complete

AU. SasuSaku. So maybe sometimes it's okay to talk to strangers. Maybe. And only sometimes.

what i go to school for

2009-05-16T06:46:32-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: T
Humor
Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,640, Reviews: 135, Complete

AU. SasuSaku. Sakura decides not to go to prom and text messages are sent. A lot of them.

the perfect plan

2009-05-09T19:36:11-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Humor
Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,413, Reviews: 85, Complete

SasuSaku. A wedding is not a wedding without the bride and groom, and with Hinata and Naruto missing, someone needs to step up to the plate.

Daughters

2009-01-09T10:49:08-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Family
Mikoto U. & Kushina U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,051, Reviews: 53, Complete

AU. MinatoKushina, FugakuMikoto, little!Team7. Sakura is a sadist in the making, Minato expands his vocabulary, Mikoto really wants a daughter and nobody loves Sasuke. Sort of.

boys, boys, boys

2008-12-27T16:01:50-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: T
Humor/Romance
Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,025, Reviews: 100, Complete

She just really wanted a daughter to put the stupid dress and bonnet on. But no, she kept having sons. So she settled for the next best thing.

time to dance

2008-08-30T06:57:51-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: T
Romance
Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 5, Words: 4,086, Reviews: 136, Complete

5drunkfics. SasuSaku. She didn't choose this role, but she'll play it and make it sincere.

How to Put the Bun in the Oven

2008-08-15T18:16:26-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,881, Reviews: 197, Complete

SasuSaku. Fact of life, never get lessons in love from two idiots who are relatively foreign to the concept.

summer lovers

2008-08-13T06:03:34-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Humor
Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,211, Reviews: 123, Complete

AU. SasuSaku. Wow. You're really pretty. It sucks I met you at a family reunion. Ugh. I so hope we're not related.

Something Borrowed

2008-08-08T19:45:00-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Humor
Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 619, Reviews: 131, Complete

SasuSaku. She locked the door. She could’ve sworn she locked the door.

Alcohol, Apprentices and Too Much Paperwork

2008-08-08T14:42:51-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: T
Humor
Tsunade S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,383, Reviews: 90, Complete

All in a day's work for the Fifth Hokage.

hopeless causes

2008-08-07T23:23:44-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: K+
Romance
Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,119, Reviews: 53, Complete

SasuSaku, NaruKarin. A love triangle of sorts forms in Konoha. Karin is flustered, Sasuke is at fault and Sakura is not subtle.

Dignified

2008-07-11T10:25:32-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: K+
Humor
Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 501, Reviews: 76, Complete

I like your um, raincoat, Sasuke. It brings out your eyes. And it's very... dignifying.

brighter than sunshine

2008-07-05T09:17:11-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: T
Romance
Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 30, Words: 22,878, Reviews: 874, Complete

30kisses. SasuSaku. Tied up in ancient history, I didn't believe in destiny. I look up, you're standing next to me. What a feeling...

unwritten

2008-06-21T17:01:20-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: K+
Romance
Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,011, Reviews: 94, Complete

AU. SasuSaku. So there's something I've always wanted to say to you.

traffic in the sky

2008-04-28T14:26:34-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: K+
General
Sakura H. & Neji H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 344, Reviews: 21, Complete

Neji, Sakura. It's enough to make me cry.

Melanin

2008-04-01T20:06:12-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Humor
Naruto U. & Karin
Chapters: 1, Words: 467, Reviews: 38, Complete

NaruKarin. It wasn't too far off to philosophize that boys would like girls who were similar to their mothers. Or maybe he just had a thing for the redheads. Who knew?

ctrl c, ctrl v

2008-03-23T16:48:12-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: T
Humor/General
Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,033, Reviews: 188, Complete

AU. Team7. I don't understand. This level of failure should not be possible.

rinse and repeat

2008-03-23T12:27:13-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: T
Humor/General
Itachi U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,528, Reviews: 101, Complete

AU. Itachi does not like sharing. Especially HIS lavender scented shampoo.

for serious

2008-03-14T20:04:18-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: T
Humor/Romance
Fugaku U. & Mikoto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,145, Reviews: 61, Complete

FugakuMikoto, MinatoKushina. In which we learn why Naruto and Sasuke are idiots, 'seriously' is overused, and lovers spat.

Try Honesty

2008-01-31T19:56:24-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: K+
Romance
Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,074, Reviews: 85, Complete

SasuSaku. What do you think of me?

I Think I'm Paranoid

2008-01-07T15:21:41-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: T
Humor
Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 706, Reviews: 64, Complete

SasuSaku. “You know,” she rolled her eyes as obviously as she could, “Paranoia isn’t very attractive.”

loving is a freaking art

2007-12-31T12:34:14-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Humor
Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 776, Reviews: 78, Complete

SasuSaku. It's the chase, isn't it? The thrill of the chase. You're bored. Your brother is dead and now you have no one to chase, so you're chasing me. Right? I'm right, aren't I? It's the chase. Well screw you, Sasuke!

In Good Company

2007-12-25T18:34:22-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: K+
Friendship
Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 352, Reviews: 78, Complete

Team7. Sakura decides who she should spend her Christmas Eve with.

Snakes and Sexy

2007-12-25T17:28:43-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: T
Humor
Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,534, Reviews: 89, Complete

SasuSaku. Maybe you should just stick to the whipped cream and handcuffs.

Hush Little Baby

2007-12-06T03:39:16-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: T
Drama
Sakura H. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,423, Reviews: 51, Complete

Naruto, Sakura. Sakura, the men in her life, and how they all abandon her. Usually.

The Mediator

2007-11-10T06:31:08-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: T
Parody
Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,931, Reviews: 54, Complete

AU. SasuSaku. Sasuke is a mediator who can see ghosts and Sakura is the dead girl who just won't get out of his room.

where she walks

2007-11-05T18:59:43-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: T
Humor/Romance
Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,527, Reviews: 69, Complete

AU. SasuSaku. Oh yeah. Because this is REALLY how I want to be spending my birthday...

TheCherryOnTop

2007-11-03T16:04:35-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 15, Words: 89,924, Reviews: 1728, Complete

AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!

Consistency

2007-10-28T18:42:31-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: T
Romance/General
Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,880, Reviews: 66, Complete

Nine times Sasuke says 'thank you' and doesn't mean it.

Whipped

2007-09-09T11:16:54-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: K
Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,428, Reviews: 136, Complete

Various. The skirts and the dresses are nice, but these women wear the pants.

The Rejects Club

2007-08-28T19:44:17-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: K
Friendship/Hurt/Comfort
Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,394, Reviews: 68, Complete

But Sasuke–kun, how can you be in The Rejects Club if you're not a reject like me and Naruto?

First Kiss

2007-08-20T18:40:51-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: K+
Romance
Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,073, Reviews: 132, Complete

Sakura mourns the loss of her first kiss and Sasuke proves her wrong.

Just Kill Me Now

2007-07-26T20:54:34-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: K+
Humor
Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,246, Reviews: 47, Complete

SasuSaku. Watching him take all her orders kind of made her wish she didn't throw out that whip she had gotten at her bachelorette party...

My Life As A Teenage Avenger

2007-07-23T21:24:57-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: T
Humor
Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,269, Reviews: 118, Complete

I bet you regret going to Sound now, don't you Sasuke–kun?

Spoiled

2007-07-18T19:14:05-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: T
Humor
Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,221, Reviews: 116, Complete

SasuSaku. Oh great. My husband's a sex addict.

From Those Things We Call Hearts

2007-07-13T19:58:03-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: M
Humor
Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,215, Reviews: 162, Complete

Team7. Porn therapy, apparently was supposed to help their sensei feel better, but when Sasuke burns what materials they've got, its up to Team Seven to use their imaginations... Pray for them.

Because Of All The Estrogen

2007-07-12T13:46:32-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,167, Reviews: 97, Complete

Stupid estrogen. It just had to go and make Sakura grow boobs and an ass.

My Big Fat Hyuuga Wedding

2007-07-05T14:22:04-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Naruto U. & Hinata H.
Chapters: 14, Words: 16,396, Reviews: 381, Complete

NaruHina. Marriage. Hiashi. Flowers. Groomsmen. Hanabi. Dresses. Neji. Stags. And hyphenated surnames...? Naruto's got a lot on his plate and this time it's not ramen.

Fashion Sense

2007-06-16T19:59:12-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: K+
Humor/General
Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 555, Reviews: 65, Complete

Naruto wears all orange. Sasuke had an assribbon. Who did they think they were insulting Sakura's taste in clothing?

Sparkless

2007-06-10T09:29:47-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: K+
Humor
Naruto U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 329, Reviews: 24, Complete

Naruto. Sakura. Kissing. And sparks. Except not really. Not at all.

Into Sakura's Lair

2007-03-11T07:48:02-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: K+
Humor
Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,174, Reviews: 138, Complete

While Sakura sleeps, Naruto and Sasuke go through her bag in search of food. Tampons and underwear galore.

All Dressed In White

2007-03-08T13:37:45-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Friendship
Sakura H. & Ino Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,501, Reviews: 63, Complete

While helping Hinata find her gown for her wedding, Sakura, Ino and Tenten get a little bit carried away trying things on...

Misunderstandings

2007-02-11T09:06:03-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Naruto
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Humor
Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,509, Reviews: 109, Complete

When Ino falls pregnant and Naruto finds the test, being the good friend she is, Sakura claims it as her own, leaving everyone shocked, Ino feeling guilty, Naruto planning a baby shower and Sasuke ready to propose.

First Date

2006-11-27T20:09:38-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Gundam Seed
English, Rated: K+
Humor/General
Athrun Z. & Cagalli Y. A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,519, Reviews: 11, Complete

Athrun takes Cagalli out on their first, official date. And fails. Miserably.

Nine Crimes

2006-11-23T19:51:02-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Gundam Seed
English, Rated: K+
General
Athrun Z. & Lacus C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,492, Reviews: 7, Complete

Though they're engaged to each other, Athrun and Lacus just can't help but let their thoughts wander.

Sisters

2006-11-14T20:07:46-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Gundam Seed
English, Rated: K+
General
Shinn A. & Kira Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,254, Reviews: 50, Complete

Shinn and Kira talk about their sisters.

Just So We're Clear

2006-11-05T07:27:12-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Gundam Seed
English, Rated: K+
Humor
Cagalli Y. A. & Lacus C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,865, Reviews: 24, Complete

Murrue strikes again and Mu faces an even greater horror than before...teenage girls.

Those Stupid, Giant, Tacky Sunglases

2006-11-01T17:21:56-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Gundam Seed
English, Rated: K+
Humor
Athrun Z. & Cagalli Y. A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,965, Reviews: 13, Complete

AsuCaga. Cagalli buys Athrun a present... A pair of very large, maroontinted, sunglasses that he really, really, really hates.

Happy Halloween

2006-10-31T20:56:32-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Gundam Seed
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Humor
Athrun Z. & Cagalli Y. A.
Chapters: 3, Words: 11,904, Reviews: 82, Complete

Kira smirked at his twin who was still terrified by the horror movie. 'Men don't get scared, sis.' With those words said, Cagalli vowed to prove him wrong.

I’d Rather Be Fighting The War

2006-10-28T13:36:30-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Gundam Seed
English, Rated: K+
Humor
Kira Y. & Athrun Z.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,673, Reviews: 34, Complete

Mu makes an attempt at teaching Sex Ed and how to properly treat a lady to the three, clueless, teenage gundam pilots on the Archangel.

The Talk

2006-10-22T16:17:50-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Gundam Seed
English, Rated: K+
Humor
Athrun Z. & Cagalli Y. A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,780, Reviews: 28, Complete

AsuCaga. Kisaka gives Cagalli and Athrun 'The Talk'.

A Drugged Discussion

2006-10-14T12:50:21-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Gundam Seed
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Humor
Athrun Z. & Cagalli Y. A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,836, Reviews: 24, Complete

After being shot, Cagalli is put on painkillers that seem to make her extremely honest, quite lively, and unable to shut up around Athrun.

Calendar Boys

2006-10-12T21:29:42-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Gundam Seed
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Humor
Athrun Z. & Cagalli Y. A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,718, Reviews: 41, Complete

The boys from the war all pose for Beefcake Calendars... 'It's for charity'

Photobooth

2006-10-03T20:31:07-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Gundam Seed
English, Rated: K+
Romance/General
Athrun Z. & Cagalli Y. A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,233, Reviews: 17, Complete

AsuCaga. Athrun and Cagalli take pictures together on a shopping trip at the mall.

Slap

2006-10-02T20:16:34-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Gundam Seed
English, Rated: K+
General
Athrun Z. & Cagalli Y. A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,180, Reviews: 18, Complete

AsuCaga. When it comes to Cagalli, sometimes a good smack is needed to bring her back to reality.

Between Men

2006-09-25T13:50:42-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Gundam Seed
English, Rated: K+
General
Athrun Z. & Mu L. F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,088, Reviews: 11, Complete

Athrun Zala and Mu La Flaga talk while recovering in the Archangel together. All soldiers are bound to sacrifice something vital sooner or later...

Tattoos

2006-09-20T21:24:10-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Gundam Seed
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Humor
Athrun Z. & Cagalli Y. A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,727, Reviews: 12, Complete

AsuCaga. Cagalli and Athrun muse over all the tattoos she has during a car ride together.

And That's What You Get

2006-09-17T17:53:43-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Gundam Seed
English, Rated: K+
Humor
Cagalli Y. A. & Lacus C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,076, Reviews: 15, Complete

Crack. Fed up girlfriends take a new turn and bite their so called significant others straight in their asses...together.

Fairy Tales

2006-09-17T10:43:40-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Gundam Seed
English, Rated: K+
Humor/General
Athrun Z. & Cagalli Y. A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,565, Reviews: 19, Complete

Cagalli didn't quite like fairy tales. They made her look bad as a princess.

Chess

2006-09-14T13:58:28-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Gundam Seed
English, Rated: K+
General
Athrun Z. & Cagalli Y. A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,593, Reviews: 29, Complete

Chairman Durandal and Princess Cagalli play a game of chess to pass the time, relating the game to the real world.