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the little love that could've

2009-11-30T09:40:46-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,406, Reviews: 38 Published: 11-30-09
Status: In-Progress

Non-massacre AU. SasuSaku. And somewhere between her two year long I-no-longer-like-Uchiha-Sasuke-like-that-thankyouverymuch phase, also dubbed Denial by Ino, and a good chakra-laden fist to the face, Sasuke fell for her. Hard.

tomorrow morning

2009-11-10T10:13:24-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 6, Words: 4,176, Reviews: 113 Updated: 11-10-09 Published: 8-9-09
Status: In-Progress

Drabbles. Sasuke, Sakura, and a life without Konoha. 05. Sasuke wakes up in the morning alone and wonders if he ever could have made her stay.

The Merry Band of Idiots

2009-11-10T09:39:46-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sakura H. & Kiba I.
Chapters: 1, Words: 577, Reviews: 20 Published: 11-10-09
Status: In-Progress

They would probably kill each other before they killed Sasuke. Really, what was Shikamaru THINKING when he said they would make a good team!

pretty girl

2009-11-09T20:05:22-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Kiba I. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,003, Reviews: 17 Published: 11-9-09
Status: Complete

Kiba didn't know what was worse. Girls when they were pissed off or girls when they were self-conscious. Both were pretty annoying.

prove it

2009-11-09T08:52:56-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 877, Reviews: 52 Published: 11-9-09
Status: Complete

Not knowing, Sakura concluded, was the worst feeling in the world. It was positively infuriating, at that. Which is why she had to ask. "Are you guys gay? Like, together?"

mine

2009-11-04T15:15:10-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,975, Reviews: 52 Published: 11-4-09
Status: Complete

AU. Sakura gets territorial. Over a chair. Seriously.

Indecent Proposals

2009-11-03T13:12:20-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 22, Words: 23,766, Reviews: 975 Updated: 11-3-09 Published: 7-5-07
Status: Complete

Anthology. SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.

wardrobe malfunctions

2009-11-01T10:43:37-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,961, Reviews: 24 Published: 11-1-09
Status: Complete

Team Seven is dysfunctional every other day of the year, so really, why should Halloween be any different?

love fool

2009-10-26T17:58:16-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Kiba I. & Ino Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,203, Reviews: 23 Published: 10-26-09
Status: Complete

KibaIno. Kiba always found that girls cried for the most idiotic reasons, but Ino was just being ridiculous.

audeamus

2009-08-18T17:18:56-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/General
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 28, Words: 27,553, Reviews: 586 Updated: 8-18-09 Published: 10-28-07
Status: In-Progress

50alternates. SasuSaku. See you in the next life. 28. It was just a legend. There was nothing haunting the Uchiha Manor.

switch

2009-08-12T15:52:19-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,889, Reviews: 68 Published: 8-12-09
Status: In-Progress

AU. SasuSaku. I knew it was wrong but I couldn't help it.

victims of love

2009-08-03T16:51:47-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 656, Reviews: 42 Published: 8-3-09
Status: Complete

I can't do this anymore. You make fun of me and say cruel things and you hit me! THERE ARE HOTLINES FOR THESE KINDS OF RELATIONSHIPS.

bus boy

2009-06-21T19:19:19-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,994, Reviews: 78 Published: 6-21-09
Status: Complete

AU. SasuSaku. So maybe sometimes it's okay to talk to strangers. Maybe. And only sometimes.

what i go to school for

2009-05-16T06:46:32-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,175, Reviews: 94 Published: 5-16-09
Status: Complete

AU. SasuSaku. Sakura decides not to go to prom and text messages are sent. A lot of them.

the perfect plan

2009-05-09T19:36:11-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,620, Reviews: 67 Published: 5-9-09
Status: Complete

SasuSaku. A wedding is not a wedding without the bride and groom, and with Hinata and Naruto missing, someone needs to step up to the plate.

Like A Rockstar

2009-04-11T14:09:13-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 4, Words: 6,469, Reviews: 193 Updated: 4-11-09 Published: 12-1-07
Status: In-Progress

The Diary of a Teenage Drama Queen who is a Kunoichi that is posing as a Rockstar. Yeah.

shades of grey

2009-03-08T08:26:19-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,288, Reviews: 158 Updated: 3-8-09 Published: 12-9-07
Status: Complete

Anthology. SasuSaku. 04. I want your babies. Seriously.

Daughters

2009-01-09T10:49:08-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: Mikoto U. & Kushina U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,231, Reviews: 37 Published: 1-9-09
Status: Complete

AU. MinatoKushina, FugakuMikoto, little!Team7. Sakura is a sadist in the making, Minato expands his vocabulary, Mikoto really wants a daughter and nobody loves Sasuke. Sort of.

Queen of Babble

2008-12-28T13:54:28-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Ino Y. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,603, Reviews: 78 Updated: 12-28-08 Published: 7-3-08
Status: In-Progress

AU. NaruIno. There's one expression I — unfortunately — find that I live by. 'Open mouth. Insert foot'. Seriously.

puppy love

2008-12-27T21:32:02-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,273, Reviews: 64 Published: 12-27-08
Status: Complete

AU. SasuSaku. Um, sorry to bother you but I think YOUR dog is sort of molesting MY dog. Care to do anything about it?

boys, boys, boys

2008-12-27T16:01:50-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,188, Reviews: 77 Published: 12-27-08
Status: Complete

She just really wanted a daughter to put the stupid dress and bonnet on. But no, she kept having sons. So she settled for the next best thing.

holding hands

2008-10-15T16:04:08-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 4, Words: 6,645, Reviews: 137 Updated: 10-15-08 Published: 10-12-08
Status: In-Progress

AU. SasuSaku. There's a moment. There's always a moment. You're not sure when it'll come or from where, but when it does, don't worry, you'll know it.

time to dance

2008-08-30T06:57:51-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 5, Words: 4,051, Reviews: 125 Updated: 8-30-08 Published: 10-27-07
Status: Complete

5drunkfics. SasuSaku. She didn't choose this role, but she'll play it and make it sincere.

How to Put the Bun in the Oven

2008-08-15T18:16:26-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,819, Reviews: 157 Updated: 8-15-08 Published: 4-1-08
Status: Complete

SasuSaku. Fact of life, never get lessons in love from two idiots who are relatively foreign to the concept.

summer lovers

2008-08-13T06:03:34-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,209, Reviews: 108 Updated: 8-13-08 Published: 8-8-08
Status: Complete

AU. SasuSaku. Wow. You're really pretty. It sucks I met you at a family reunion. Ugh. I so hope we're not related.

Something Borrowed

2008-08-08T19:45:00-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 618, Reviews: 106 Published: 8-8-08
Status: Complete

SasuSaku. She locked the door. She could’ve sworn she locked the door.

bring on the thunder

2008-08-08T16:12:06-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 828, Reviews: 92 Published: 8-8-08
Status: Complete

SasuSaku. Just have a bit of faith in them. Us. Them.

Alcohol, Apprentices and Too Much Paperwork

2008-08-08T14:42:51-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Tsunade S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,344, Reviews: 61 Published: 8-8-08
Status: Complete

All in a day's work for the Fifth Hokage.

hopeless causes

2008-08-07T23:23:44-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,117, Reviews: 46 Published: 8-7-08
Status: Complete

SasuSaku, NaruKarin. A love triangle of sorts forms in Konoha. Karin is flustered, Sasuke is at fault and Sakura is not subtle.

TheSecondScoop

2008-08-04T20:52:03-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,333, Reviews: 154 Published: 8-4-08
Status: In-Progress

AU. SasuSaku. Oh, she is so going down. Seriously.

Dignified

2008-07-11T10:25:32-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 500, Reviews: 61 Published: 7-11-08
Status: Complete

I like your um, raincoat, Sasuke. It brings out your eyes. And it's very... dignifying.

brighter than sunshine

2008-07-05T09:17:11-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 30, Words: 22,297, Reviews: 787 Updated: 7-5-08 Published: 9-21-07
Status: Complete

30kisses. SasuSaku. Tied up in ancient history, I didn't believe in destiny. I look up, you're standing next to me. What a feeling...

unwritten

2008-06-21T17:01:20-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,010, Reviews: 87 Updated: 6-21-08 Published: 6-16-08
Status: Complete

AU. SasuSaku. So there's something I've always wanted to say to you.

Count Me In

2008-05-20T04:09:40-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Sakura H. & Ino Y.
Chapters: 5, Words: 9,753, Reviews: 248 Updated: 5-20-08 Published: 4-26-08
Status: In-Progress

AU. I propose a road trip. Like, right now. So ladies, pack your clothes, makeup, and junk food, and don't forget the fake IDs! Oh, and uh, some gas money would be nice, too...

traffic in the sky

2008-04-28T14:26:34-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Sakura H. & Neji H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 343, Reviews: 19 Published: 4-28-08
Status: Complete

Neji, Sakura. It's enough to make me cry.

Melanin

2008-04-01T20:06:12-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Karin
Chapters: 1, Words: 465, Reviews: 34 Published: 4-1-08
Status: Complete

NaruKarin. It wasn't too far off to philosophize that boys would like girls who were similar to their mothers. Or maybe he just had a thing for the redheads. Who knew?

ctrl c, ctrl v

2008-03-23T16:48:12-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,909, Reviews: 153 Updated: 3-23-08 Published: 3-12-08
Status: Complete

AU. Team7. They got it from their fathers.

rinse and repeat

2008-03-23T12:27:13-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Itachi U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,524, Reviews: 76 Published: 3-23-08
Status: Complete

AU. Itachi does not like sharing. Especially HIS lavender scented shampoo.

for serious

2008-03-14T20:04:18-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Fugaku U. & Mikoto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,143, Reviews: 47 Published: 3-14-08
Status: Complete

FugakuMikoto, MinatoKushina. In which we learn why Naruto and Sasuke are idiots, 'seriously' is overused, and lovers spat.

the adventures of the original fantastic four

2008-02-14T20:18:09-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Fugaku U. & Mikoto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 641, Reviews: 37 Published: 2-14-08
Status: Complete

AU. FugakuMikoto. MinatoKushina. I cannot believe he forgot Valentine's Day. Seriously!

Try Honesty

2008-01-31T19:56:24-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,061, Reviews: 74 Published: 1-31-08
Status: Complete

SasuSaku. What do you think of me?

The AntiHero

2008-01-12T17:14:42-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 712, Reviews: 31 Published: 1-12-08
Status: Complete

SasuSaku. While he wasn't a Hero like Naruto, he wasn't a Villain either.

I Think I'm Paranoid

2008-01-07T15:21:41-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 694, Reviews: 52 Published: 1-7-08
Status: Complete

SasuSaku. “You know,” she rolled her eyes as obviously as she could, “Paranoia isn’t very attractive.”

loving is a freaking art

2007-12-31T12:34:14-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 722, Reviews: 68 Published: 12-31-07
Status: Complete

SasuSaku. It's the chase, isn't it? The thrill of the chase. You're bored. Your brother is dead and now you have no one to chase, so you're chasing me. Right? I'm right, aren't I? It's the chase. Well screw you, Sasuke!

In Good Company

2007-12-25T18:34:22-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Friendship
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 334, Reviews: 63 Published: 12-25-07
Status: Complete

Team7. Sakura decides who she should spend her Christmas Eve with.

Snakes and Sexy

2007-12-25T17:28:43-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,530, Reviews: 71 Published: 12-25-07
Status: Complete

SasuSaku. Maybe you should just stick to the whipped cream and handcuffs.

Hush Little Baby

2007-12-06T03:39:16-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Sakura H. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,420, Reviews: 43 Published: 12-6-07
Status: Complete

Naruto, Sakura. Sakura, the men in her life, and how they all abandon her. Usually.

There Was A Time

2007-11-18T11:23:48-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Friendship/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 878, Reviews: 81 Updated: 11-18-07 Published: 10-20-07
Status: Complete

TeamFics. When I thought I was alone, all of you were there for me.

The Mediator

2007-11-10T06:31:08-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,930, Reviews: 45 Published: 11-10-07
Status: Complete

AU. SasuSaku. Sasuke is a mediator who can see ghosts and Sakura is the dead girl who just won't get out of his room.

where she walks

2007-11-05T18:59:43-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,388, Reviews: 57 Published: 11-5-07
Status: Complete

AU. SasuSaku. Oh yeah. Because this is REALLY how I want to be spending my birthday...

TheCherryOnTop

2007-11-03T16:04:35-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 15, Words: 88,513, Reviews: 1469 Updated: 11-3-07 Published: 8-4-07
Status: Complete

AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!

Consistency

2007-10-28T18:42:31-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,842, Reviews: 49 Published: 10-28-07
Status: Complete

Nine times Sasuke says 'thank you' and doesn't mean it.

In His Defense

2007-10-23T14:20:29-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,076, Reviews: 54 Published: 10-23-07
Status: Complete

Fangirl Bashing. Sakura. Karin. Ino. And Girl Power at its finest.

Whipped

2007-09-09T11:16:54-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,424, Reviews: 118 Updated: 9-9-07 Published: 9-3-07
Status: Complete

Various. The skirts and the dresses are nice, but these women wear the pants.

The Rejects Club

2007-08-28T19:44:17-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Friendship/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,334, Reviews: 55 Published: 8-28-07
Status: Complete

But Sasuke–kun, how can you be in The Rejects Club if you're not a reject like me and Naruto?

First Kiss

2007-08-20T18:40:51-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,070, Reviews: 104 Published: 8-20-07
Status: Complete

Sakura mourns the loss of her first kiss and Sasuke proves her wrong.

Just Kill Me Now

2007-07-26T20:54:34-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,094, Reviews: 39 Published: 7-26-07
Status: Complete

SasuSaku. Watching him take all her orders kind of made her wish she didn't throw out that whip she had gotten at her bachelorette party...

The Green Pearl Necklace

2007-07-25T13:24:36-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sakura H. & Hinata H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,073, Reviews: 36 Published: 7-25-07
Status: Complete

SasuSaku NaruHina. Crack!SakuHina. You SO wish you were as genius as we are.

My Life As A Teenage Avenger

2007-07-23T21:24:57-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,224, Reviews: 87 Published: 7-23-07
Status: Complete

I bet you regret going to Sound now, don't you Sasuke–kun?

Spoiled

2007-07-18T19:14:05-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,166, Reviews: 87 Published: 7-18-07
Status: Complete

SasuSaku. Oh great. My husband's a sex addict.

From Those Things We Call Hearts

2007-07-13T19:58:03-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,083, Reviews: 117 Published: 7-13-07
Status: Complete

Team7. Porn therapy, apparently was supposed to help their sensei feel better, but when Sasuke burns what materials they've got, its up to Team Seven to use their imaginations... Pray for them.

Because Of All The Estrogen

2007-07-12T13:46:32-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,108, Reviews: 82 Published: 7-12-07
Status: Complete

Stupid estrogen. It just had to go and make Sakura grow boobs and an ass.

My Big Fat Hyuuga Wedding

2007-07-05T14:22:04-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Hinata H.
Chapters: 14, Words: 16,092, Reviews: 327 Updated: 7-5-07 Published: 6-28-07
Status: Complete

NaruHina. Marriage. Hiashi. Flowers. Groomsmen. Hanabi. Dresses. Neji. Stags. And hyphenated surnames...? Naruto's got a lot on his plate and this time it's not ramen.

Fashion Sense

2007-06-16T19:59:12-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 539, Reviews: 49 Published: 6-16-07
Status: Complete

Naruto wears all orange. Sasuke had an assribbon. Who did they think they were insulting Sakura's taste in clothing?

Sparkless

2007-06-10T09:29:47-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 319, Reviews: 21 Published: 6-10-07
Status: Complete

Naruto. Sakura. Kissing. And sparks. Except not really. Not at all.

Into Sakura's Lair

2007-03-11T07:48:02-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,157, Reviews: 88 Published: 3-11-07
Status: Complete

While Sakura sleeps, Naruto and Sasuke go through her bag in search of food. Tampons and underwear galore.

All Dressed In White

2007-03-08T13:37:45-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Sakura H. & Ino Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,422, Reviews: 45 Published: 3-8-07
Status: Complete

While helping Hinata find her gown for her wedding, Sakura, Ino and Tenten get a little bit carried away trying things on...

Consequences

2007-02-20T14:21:08-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Athrun Z. & Cagalli Y. A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,252, Reviews: 12 Published: 2-20-07
Status: Complete

AsuCaga. There's a reason why teenagers are often told not to have sex before marriage.

Misunderstandings

2007-02-11T09:06:03-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,436, Reviews: 79 Published: 2-11-07
Status: Complete

When Ino falls pregnant and Naruto finds the test, being the good friend she is, Sakura claims it as her own, leaving everyone shocked, Ino feeling guilty, Naruto planning a baby shower and Sasuke ready to propose.

Not My Forte

2006-12-17T12:37:40-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Kira Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,568, Reviews: 10 Published: 12-17-06
Status: Complete

After Athrun leaves, Kira is forced to clean up the mess.

What She Really Thinks

2006-12-10T17:58:21-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Cagalli Y. A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,170, Reviews: 9 Published: 12-10-06
Status: Complete

AsuCaga. Cagalli tends to come off as a tomboy, but on the inside, her mind works just like any typical girl's.

By Chance

2006-11-30T20:15:33-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Kira Y. & Meyrin H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,108, Reviews: 10 Published: 11-30-06
Status: Complete

KiraMeyrin. Meyrin just can't seem to step out of people's shadows...

First Date

2006-11-27T20:09:38-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Athrun Z. & Cagalli Y. A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,447, Reviews: 9 Published: 11-27-06
Status: Complete

Athrun takes Cagalli out on their first, official date. And fails. Miserably.

Nine Crimes

2006-11-23T19:51:02-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Athrun Z. & Lacus C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,475, Reviews: 7 Published: 11-23-06
Status: Complete

Though they're engaged to each other, Athrun and Lacus just can't help but let their thoughts wander.

Talk Dirty To Me

2006-11-19T18:47:28-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Athrun Z. & Kira Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,459, Reviews: 19 Published: 11-19-06
Status: Complete

Athrun teaches Kira how to talk dirty...

Hear Me Out

2006-11-16T20:31:41-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Meyrin H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,088, Reviews: 35 Published: 11-16-06
Status: Complete

Meyrin!Defense. Meyrin speaks out... 'You know, I'm really not that adulterous, slutty, homewrecking, little brat I'm made out to be.'

Sisters

2006-11-14T20:07:46-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Shinn A. & Kira Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,198, Reviews: 34 Published: 11-14-06
Status: Complete

Shinn and Kira talk about their sisters.

Just So We're Clear

2006-11-05T07:27:12-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Cagalli Y. A. & Lacus C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,823, Reviews: 20 Published: 11-5-06
Status: Complete

Murrue strikes again and Mu faces an even greater horror than before...teenage girls.

Oh Sweet Stupidity

2006-11-02T19:42:01-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Athrun Z. & Cagalli Y. A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,427, Reviews: 24 Published: 11-2-06
Status: Complete

AsuCaga. Athrun, I love you. I love you in that really big, really stupid, really annoying way that makes me hate you, love you.

Those Stupid, Giant, Tacky Sunglases

2006-11-01T17:21:56-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Athrun Z. & Cagalli Y. A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,863, Reviews: 10 Published: 11-1-06
Status: Complete

AsuCaga. Cagalli buys Athrun a present... A pair of very large, maroontinted, sunglasses that he really, really, really hates.

Happy Halloween

2006-10-31T20:56:32-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Athrun Z. & Cagalli Y. A.
Chapters: 3, Words: 11,880, Reviews: 77 Updated: 10-31-06 Published: 10-11-06
Status: Complete

Kira smirked at his twin who was still terrified by the horror movie. 'Men don't get scared, sis.' With those words said, Cagalli vowed to prove him wrong.

I’d Rather Be Fighting The War

2006-10-28T13:36:30-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Kira Y. & Athrun Z.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,584, Reviews: 23 Published: 10-28-06
Status: Complete

Mu makes an attempt at teaching Sex Ed and how to properly treat a lady to the three, clueless, teenage gundam pilots on the Archangel.

The Talk

2006-10-22T16:17:50-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Athrun Z. & Cagalli Y. A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,740, Reviews: 21 Published: 10-22-06
Status: Complete

AsuCaga. Kisaka gives Cagalli and Athrun 'The Talk'.

A Drugged Discussion

2006-10-14T12:50:21-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Athrun Z. & Cagalli Y. A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,875, Reviews: 19 Published: 10-14-06
Status: Complete

After being shot, Cagalli is put on painkillers that seem to make her extremely honest, quite lively, and unable to shut up around Athrun.

Calendar Boys

2006-10-12T21:29:42-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Athrun Z. & Cagalli Y. A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,485, Reviews: 33 Published: 10-12-06
Status: Complete

The boys from the war all pose for Beefcake Calendars... 'It's for charity'

The Ghosts Of War

2006-10-10T21:51:56-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Athrun Z. & Cagalli Y. A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,996, Reviews: 14 Published: 10-10-06
Status: Complete

AsuCaga. One night lonely night on the Minerva, a grumpy and down Athrun is visited by the Ghost of War Past, the Ghost War Present and the Ghost War to Come.

Transition

2006-10-06T20:43:50-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Athrun Z. & Cagalli Y. A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,357, Reviews: 6 Published: 10-6-06
Status: Complete

AsuCaga. In the process of crossing over into death, Athrun is greeted by the one person he least expected to see.

Photobooth

2006-10-03T20:31:07-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Athrun Z. & Cagalli Y. A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,191, Reviews: 15 Published: 10-3-06
Status: Complete

AsuCaga. Athrun and Cagalli take pictures together on a shopping trip at the mall.

Slap

2006-10-02T20:16:34-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Athrun Z. & Cagalli Y. A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,108, Reviews: 13 Published: 10-2-06
Status: Complete

AsuCaga. When it comes to Cagalli, sometimes a good smack is needed to bring her back to reality.

Oh, Please!

2006-09-29T19:53:23-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Lacus C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 962, Reviews: 23 Published: 9-29-06
Status: Complete

Lacus reflects on her impersonator while watching her concert on the Archangel.

Between Men

2006-09-25T13:50:42-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Athrun Z. & Mu L. F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,070, Reviews: 10 Published: 9-25-06
Status: Complete

Athrun Zala and Mu La Flaga talk while recovering in the Archangel together. All soldiers are bound to sacrifice something vital sooner or later...

Tattoos

2006-09-20T21:24:10-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Athrun Z. & Cagalli Y. A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,714, Reviews: 9 Published: 9-20-06
Status: Complete

AsuCaga. Cagalli and Athrun muse over all the tattoos she has during a car ride together.

And That's What You Get

2006-09-17T17:53:43-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Cagalli Y. A. & Lacus C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,038, Reviews: 12 Published: 9-17-06
Status: Complete

Crack. Fed up girlfriends take a new turn and bite their so called significant others straight in their asses...together.

Fairy Tales

2006-09-17T10:43:40-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Athrun Z. & Cagalli Y. A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,526, Reviews: 12 Published: 9-17-06
Status: Complete

Cagalli didn't quite like fairy tales. They made her look bad as a princess.

Chess

2006-09-14T13:58:28-08:00

Author: ohwhatsherface
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Athrun Z. & Cagalli Y. A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,644, Reviews: 26 Published: 9-14-06
Status: Complete

Chairman Durandal and Princess Cagalli play a game of chess to pass the time, relating the game to the real world.