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2008-10-04T05:06:54-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 10, Words: 9,192, Reviews: 189 Updated: 10-4-08, Published: 10-28-07
Status: In-Progress

50alternates. SasuSaku. Maybe in another lifetime I wouldn't be a traitor. Maybe in another lifetime Itachi wouldn't be a murderer and Naruto would be my brother and you would be my wife. Maybe in another lifetime we would be together. Maybe.

Getting Over It

2008-10-01T14:43:34-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Chapters: 6, Words: 17,699, Reviews: 316 Updated: 10-1-08, Published: 1-17-08
Status: In-Progress

AU. I agree to become a Woman of The Code. I agree to give to The Code, rules and lessons that must be taught to a Woman Scorned. I agree to carefully and thoughtfully extract my revenge on The Ex. I agree to Destroy Him. I agree to Avenge my Sisters.

time to dance

2008-08-30T06:57:51-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 5, Words: 4,051, Reviews: 119 Updated: 8-30-08, Published: 10-27-07
Status: Complete

5drunkfics. SasuSaku. She didn't choose this role, but she'll play it and make it sincere.

7 minutes in heaven

2008-08-28T10:45:24-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 8, Words: 5,339, Reviews: 160 Updated: 8-28-08, Published: 4-5-08
Status: In-Progress

Various. Anthology. 8. Naruto was bitter. Very bitter. It was all Sasuke's fault. And Sakura's. And Kakashi's.

How to Put the Bun in the Oven

2008-08-15T18:16:26-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,819, Reviews: 128 Updated: 8-15-08, Published: 4-1-08
Status: Complete

SasuSaku. Fact of life, never get lessons in love from two idiots who are relatively foreign to the concept.

summer lovers

2008-08-13T06:03:34-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,209, Reviews: 94 Updated: 8-13-08, Published: 8-8-08
Status: Complete

AU. SasuSaku. Wow. You're really pretty. It sucks I met you at a family reunion. Ugh. I so hope we're not related.

Something Borrowed

2008-08-08T19:45:00-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 618, Reviews: 68 Updated: 8-8-08, Published: 8-8-08
Status: Complete

SasuSaku. She locked the door. She could’ve sworn she locked the door.

bring on the thunder

2008-08-08T16:12:06-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 828, Reviews: 80 Updated: 8-8-08, Published: 8-8-08
Status: Complete

SasuSaku. Just have a bit of faith in them. Us. Them.

Alcohol, Apprentices and Too Much Paperwork

2008-08-08T14:42:51-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Tsunade
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,344, Reviews: 49 Updated: 8-8-08, Published: 8-8-08
Status: Complete

All in a day's work for the Fifth Hokage.

hopeless causes

2008-08-07T23:23:44-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,117, Reviews: 42 Updated: 8-7-08, Published: 8-7-08
Status: Complete

SasuSaku, NaruKarin. A love triangle of sorts forms in Konoha. Karin is flustered, Sasuke is at fault and Sakura is not subtle.

TheSecondScoop

2008-08-04T20:52:03-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,333, Reviews: 109 Updated: 8-4-08, Published: 8-4-08
Status: In-Progress

AU. SasuSaku. Oh, she is so going down. Seriously.

Dignified

2008-07-11T10:25:32-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 500, Reviews: 51 Updated: 7-11-08, Published: 7-11-08
Status: Complete

Team7. I like your um, raincoat, Sasuke. It brings out your eyes. And it's very... dignifying.

brighter than sunshine

2008-07-05T09:17:11-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 30, Words: 22,297, Reviews: 771 Updated: 7-5-08, Published: 9-21-07
Status: Complete

30kisses. SasuSaku. Tied up in ancient history, I didn't believe in destiny. I look up, you're standing next to me. What a feeling...

Queen of Babble

2008-07-03T14:18:58-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Ino Y. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,043, Reviews: 39 Updated: 7-3-08, Published: 7-3-08
Status: In-Progress

AU. NaruIno. There's one expression I — unfortunately — find that I live by. 'Open mouth. Insert foot'. Seriously.

unwritten

2008-06-21T17:01:20-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,010, Reviews: 81 Updated: 6-21-08, Published: 6-16-08
Status: Complete

AU. SasuSaku. So there's something I've always wanted to say to you.

Like A Rockstar

2008-06-21T08:07:24-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,275, Reviews: 141 Updated: 6-21-08, Published: 12-1-07
Status: In-Progress

SasuSaku. The Diary of a Teenage Drama Queen who is a Kunoichi that is posing as a Rockstar. Yeah.

Count Me In

2008-05-20T04:09:40-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Sakura H. & Ino Y.
Chapters: 5, Words: 9,753, Reviews: 221 Updated: 5-20-08, Published: 4-26-08
Status: In-Progress

AU. I propose a road trip. Like, right now. So ladies, pack your clothes, makeup, and junk food, and don't forget the fake IDs! Oh, and uh, some gas money would be nice, too...

traffic in the sky

2008-04-28T14:26:34-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Sakura H. & Neji H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 343, Reviews: 18 Updated: 4-28-08, Published: 4-28-08
Status: Complete

Neji, Sakura. It's enough to make me cry.

Melanin

2008-04-01T20:06:12-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Karin
Chapters: 1, Words: 465, Reviews: 26 Updated: 4-1-08, Published: 4-1-08
Status: Complete

NaruKarin. It wasn't too far off to philosophize that boys would like girls who were similar to their mothers. Or maybe he just had a thing for the redheads. Who knew?

The Mythic

2008-03-25T20:11:10-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Supernatural
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,975, Reviews: 68 Updated: 3-25-08, Published: 3-25-08
Status: In-Progress

AU. SasuSaku. Hunters. Demons. Angels. Werewolves. Vampires. Witches. Warlocks. Sakura's life has just gotten a whole lot harder.

ctrl c, ctrl v

2008-03-23T16:48:12-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,909, Reviews: 133 Updated: 3-23-08, Published: 3-12-08
Status: Complete

AU. Team7. They got it from their fathers.

rinse and repeat

2008-03-23T12:27:13-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Itachi U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,524, Reviews: 63 Updated: 3-23-08, Published: 3-23-08
Status: Complete

AU. Itachi. Sakura. Who the HELL did she think she was!

I, Hero

2008-03-23T11:24:16-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/General
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 6, Words: 15,027, Reviews: 161 Updated: 3-23-08, Published: 12-29-07
Status: In-Progress

AU. Naruto Uzumaki always knew he was different, but when two new students arrive, telling him as much and so much more, he finds himself in a race against time to save everyone he has ever cared about, his new companions, and himself.

don't dawdle, delilah

2008-03-16T11:33:40-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Hinata H.
Chapters: 2, Words: 6,557, Reviews: 67 Updated: 3-16-08, Published: 3-9-08
Status: In-Progress

AU. NaruHina, KibaHina. Because fools in lust could never get enough of love.

for serious

2008-03-14T20:04:18-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Fugaku U. & Mikoto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,143, Reviews: 39 Updated: 3-14-08, Published: 3-14-08
Status: Complete

FugakuMikoto, MinatoKushina. In which we learn why Naruto and Sasuke are idiots, 'seriously' is overused, and lovers spat.

the adventures of the original fantastic four

2008-02-14T20:18:09-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Fugaku U. & Mikoto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 641, Reviews: 31 Updated: 2-14-08, Published: 2-14-08
Status: Complete

AU. FugakuMikoto. MinatoKushina. I cannot believe he forgot Valentine's Day. Seriously!

Try Honesty

2008-01-31T19:56:24-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,061, Reviews: 64 Updated: 1-31-08, Published: 1-31-08
Status: Complete

SasuSaku. What do you think of me?

The AntiHero

2008-01-12T17:14:42-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 712, Reviews: 28 Updated: 1-12-08, Published: 1-12-08
Status: Complete

SasuSaku. While he wasn't a Hero like Naruto, he wasn't a Villain either.

I Think I'm Paranoid

2008-01-07T15:21:41-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 694, Reviews: 47 Updated: 1-7-08, Published: 1-7-08
Status: Complete

SasuSaku. “You know,” she rolled her eyes as obviously as she could, “Paranoia isn’t very attractive.”

loving is a freaking art

2007-12-31T12:34:14-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 722, Reviews: 60 Updated: 12-31-07, Published: 12-31-07
Status: Complete

SasuSaku. It's the chase, isn't it? The thrill of the chase. You're bored. Your brother is dead and now you have no one to chase, so you're chasing me. Right? I'm right, aren't I? It's the chase. Well screw you, Sasuke!

In Good Company

2007-12-25T18:34:22-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 334, Reviews: 55 Updated: 12-25-07, Published: 12-25-07
Status: Complete

Team7. Sakura decides who she should spend her Christmas Eve with.

Snakes and Sexy

2007-12-25T17:28:43-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,530, Reviews: 64 Updated: 12-25-07, Published: 12-25-07
Status: Complete

SasuSaku. Maybe you should just stick to the whipped cream and handcuffs.

shades of grey

2007-12-20T18:34:30-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,131, Reviews: 101 Updated: 12-20-07, Published: 12-9-07
Status: Complete

SasuSaku. I love you. I want everything with you. Seriously.

Hush Little Baby

2007-12-06T03:39:16-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Sakura H. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,420, Reviews: 38 Updated: 12-6-07, Published: 12-6-07
Status: Complete

NaruSaku. Sakura, the men in her life, and how they all abandon her. Usually.

Indecent Proposals

2007-12-03T18:30:24-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 21, Words: 22,394, Reviews: 843 Updated: 12-3-07, Published: 7-5-07
Status: Complete

SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.

You've Gotta Love 'Em

2007-11-30T08:56:09-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,589, Reviews: 77 Updated: 11-30-07, Published: 7-4-07
Status: In-Progress

Hiatus. KakaHarem. Life becomes even more difficult for Sasuke and Naruto when Sakura drags them along on her quest to set their teacher up with Miss Right.

There Was A Time

2007-11-18T11:23:48-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Friendship/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 878, Reviews: 76 Updated: 11-18-07, Published: 10-20-07
Status: Complete

TeamFics. When I thought I was alone, all of you were there for me.

Cinderellaish

2007-11-17T18:43:18-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,395, Reviews: 91 Updated: 11-17-07, Published: 11-17-07
Status: In-Progress

AU. SasuSaku. I might not have two evil stepsisters but I have three evil classmates. And I might not have a fairy godmother but I do have a crazy stepsister. And Sasuke Uchiha might not be a real prince but he's still one to me.

The Mediator

2007-11-10T06:31:08-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Parody
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,930, Reviews: 38 Updated: 11-10-07, Published: 11-10-07
Status: Complete

AU. SasuSaku. Sasuke is a mediator who can see ghosts and Sakura is the dead girl who just won't get out of his room.

where she walks

2007-11-05T18:59:43-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,388, Reviews: 54 Updated: 11-5-07, Published: 11-5-07
Status: Complete

AU. SasuSaku. Oh yeah. Because this is REALLY how I want to be spending my birthday...

TheCherryOnTop

2007-11-03T16:04:35-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 15, Words: 88,513, Reviews: 1300 Updated: 11-3-07, Published: 8-4-07
Status: Complete

AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!

Consistency

2007-10-28T18:42:31-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,842, Reviews: 46 Updated: 10-28-07, Published: 10-28-07
Status: Complete

SasuSaku. Nine times Sasuke says 'thank you' and doesn't mean it.

In His Defense

2007-10-23T14:20:29-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,076, Reviews: 47 Updated: 10-23-07, Published: 10-23-07
Status: Complete

Fangirl Bashing. Sakura. Karin. Ino. And Girl Power at its finest.

Dear Fangirl

2007-09-29T15:45:01-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,078, Reviews: 80 Updated: 9-29-07, Published: 9-29-07
Status: Complete

Fangirl Bashing. What do people want from me? Fine, I'm the Godaime's apprentice NOW, but hell, back then I was acting like any other 12 year old! What do you want, PERFECTION! I'm sorry but I'm NOT an Uchiha. Yet.

Whipped

2007-09-09T11:16:54-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,424, Reviews: 110 Updated: 9-9-07, Published: 9-3-07
Status: Complete

Various. The skirts and the dresses are nice, but these women wear the pants.

The Rejects Club

2007-08-28T19:44:17-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Friendship
Pairing: Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,334, Reviews: 47 Updated: 8-28-07, Published: 8-28-07
Status: Complete

Team7. But Sasuke–kun, how can you be in The Rejects Club if you're not a reject like me and Naruto?

First Kiss

2007-08-20T18:40:51-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,070, Reviews: 84 Updated: 8-20-07, Published: 8-20-07
Status: Complete

SasuSaku. Sakura mourns the loss of her first kiss and Sasuke proves her wrong.

To Jump

2007-08-03T15:31:34-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Kakashi H. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,168, Reviews: 11 Updated: 8-3-07, Published: 8-3-07
Status: Complete

In the midst of a war, Sakura chooses to work with a genin team and Kakashi still feels guilty.

Just Kill Me Now

2007-07-26T20:54:34-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,094, Reviews: 34 Updated: 7-26-07, Published: 7-26-07
Status: Complete

SasuSaku. Watching him take all her orders kind of made her wish she didn't throw out that whip she had gotten at her bachelorette party...

The Green Pearl Necklace

2007-07-25T13:24:36-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sakura H. & Hinata H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,073, Reviews: 27 Updated: 7-25-07, Published: 7-25-07
Status: Complete

SasuSaku NaruHina. Crack!SakuHina. You SO wish you were as genius as we are.

My Life As A Teenage Avenger

2007-07-23T21:24:57-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,224, Reviews: 49 Updated: 7-23-07, Published: 7-23-07
Status: Complete

I bet you regret going to Sound now, don't you Sasuke–kun?

Spoiled

2007-07-18T19:14:05-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,166, Reviews: 67 Updated: 7-18-07, Published: 7-18-07
Status: Complete

SasuSaku. Oh great. My husband's a sex addict.

From Those Things We Call Hearts

2007-07-13T19:58:03-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,083, Reviews: 95 Updated: 7-13-07, Published: 7-13-07
Status: Complete

Team7. Porn therapy, apparently was supposed to help their sensei feel better, but when Sasuke burns what materials they've got, its up to Team Seven to use their imaginations... Pray for them.

Because Of All The Estrogen

2007-07-12T13:46:32-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,108, Reviews: 73 Updated: 7-12-07, Published: 7-12-07
Status: Complete

SasuSaku. Stupid estrogen. It just had to go and make Sakura grow boobs and an ass.

Cherish

2007-07-07T18:51:03-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,454, Reviews: 31 Updated: 7-7-07, Published: 7-7-07
Status: Complete

SasuSaku. When he left for his mission, she was in her seventh month of pregnancy. When he returned, he expected her to be eating wierd foods and reading trashy romance novels, not on the floor in a puddle of her own blood.

My Big Fat Hyuuga Wedding

2007-07-05T14:22:04-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Hinata H.
Chapters: 14, Words: 16,092, Reviews: 300 Updated: 7-5-07, Published: 6-28-07
Status: Complete

NaruHina. Marriage. Hiashi. Flowers. Groomsmen. Hanabi. Dresses. Neji. Stags. And hyphenated surnames...? Naruto's got a lot on his plate and this time it's not ramen.

Fashion Sense

2007-06-16T19:59:12-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 539, Reviews: 44 Updated: 6-16-07, Published: 6-16-07
Status: Complete

Team7. Naruto wears all orange. Sasuke had an assribbon. Who did they think they were insulting Sakura's taste in clothing?

Sparkless

2007-06-10T09:29:47-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 319, Reviews: 20 Updated: 6-10-07, Published: 6-10-07
Status: Complete

Naruto. Sakura. Kissing. And sparks. Not.

Into Sakura's Lair

2007-03-11T07:48:02-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,157, Reviews: 70 Updated: 3-11-07, Published: 3-11-07
Status: Complete

Team7. While Sakura sleeps, Naruto and Sasuke go through her bag in search of food. Tampons and underwear galore.

All Dressed In White

2007-03-08T13:37:45-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,422, Reviews: 38 Updated: 3-8-07, Published: 3-8-07
Status: Complete

Girl Bonding. While helping Hinata find her gown for her wedding, Sakura, Ino and Tenten get a little bit carried away trying things on...

Consequences

2007-02-20T14:21:08-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,252, Reviews: 11 Updated: 2-20-07, Published: 2-20-07
Status: Complete

AsuCaga. There's a reason why teenagers are often told not to have sex before marriage.

Misunderstandings

2007-02-11T09:06:03-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,436, Reviews: 61 Updated: 2-11-07, Published: 2-11-07
Status: Complete

SasuSaku ShikaIno. When Ino falls pregnant and Naruto finds the test, being the good friend she is, Sakura claims it as her own, leaving everyone shocked, Ino feeling guilty, Naruto planning a baby shower and Sasuke ready to propose.

Not My Forte

2006-12-17T12:37:40-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,568, Reviews: 8 Updated: 12-17-06, Published: 12-17-06
Status: Complete

After Athrun leaves, Kira is forced to clean up the mess.

What She Really Thinks

2006-12-10T17:58:21-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,170, Reviews: 9 Updated: 12-10-06, Published: 12-10-06
Status: Complete

AsuCaga. Cagalli tends to come off as a tomboy, but on the inside, her mind works just like any typical girl's.

Girl Talk

2006-12-02T13:06:26-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,494, Reviews: 22 Updated: 12-2-06, Published: 12-2-06
Status: Complete

Just because these guys have those girls doesn't mean those girls are satisfied and happy.

By Chance

2006-11-30T20:15:33-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Kira Y. & Meyrin H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,108, Reviews: 9 Updated: 11-30-06, Published: 11-30-06
Status: Complete

KiraMey. KF KL AC. Meyrin just can't seem to step out of people's shadows...

First Date

2006-11-27T20:09:38-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,447, Reviews: 9 Updated: 11-27-06, Published: 11-27-06
Status: Complete

AsuCaga. Athrun takes Cagalli out on their first, official date.

Nine Crimes

2006-11-23T19:51:02-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,475, Reviews: 6 Updated: 11-23-06, Published: 11-23-06
Status: Complete

Though they're engaged to each other, Athrun and Lacus just can't help but let their thoughts wander.

Talk Dirty To Me

2006-11-19T18:47:28-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,459, Reviews: 18 Updated: 11-19-06, Published: 11-19-06
Status: Complete

Athrun teaches Kira how to talk dirty...

Hear Me Out

2006-11-16T20:31:41-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,088, Reviews: 31 Updated: 11-16-06, Published: 11-16-06
Status: Complete

Meyrin!Defense. Meyrin speaks out... 'You know, I'm really not that adulterous, slutty, homewrecking, little brat I'm made out to be.'

Sisters

2006-11-14T20:07:46-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,198, Reviews: 31 Updated: 11-14-06, Published: 11-14-06
Status: Complete

Shinn and Kira talk about their sisters.

Just So We're Clear

2006-11-05T07:27:12-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,823, Reviews: 16 Updated: 11-5-06, Published: 11-5-06
Status: Complete

Murrue strikes again and Mu faces an even greater horror than before...teenage girls.

Oh Sweet Stupidity

2006-11-02T19:42:01-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,427, Reviews: 24 Updated: 11-2-06, Published: 11-2-06
Status: Complete

AsuCaga. Athrun, I love you. I love you in that really big, really stupid, really annoying way that makes me hate you, love you.

Those Stupid, Giant, Tacky Sunglases

2006-11-01T17:21:56-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,863, Reviews: 10 Updated: 11-1-06, Published: 11-1-06
Status: Complete

AsuCaga. Cagalli buys Athrun a present... A pair of very large, maroontinted, sunglasses that he really, really, really hates.

Happy Halloween

2006-10-31T20:56:32-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 11,880, Reviews: 70 Updated: 10-31-06, Published: 10-11-06
Status: Complete

Kira smirked at his twin who was still terrified by the horror movie. 'Men don't get scared, sis.' With those words said, Cagalli vowed to prove him wrong.

I’d Rather Be Fighting The War

2006-10-28T13:36:30-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,584, Reviews: 19 Updated: 10-28-06, Published: 10-28-06
Status: Complete

Mu makes an attempt at teaching Sex Ed and how to properly treat a lady to the three, clueless, teenage gundam pilots on the Archangel.

The Talk

2006-10-22T16:17:50-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,740, Reviews: 21 Updated: 10-22-06, Published: 10-22-06
Status: Complete

AsuCaga. Kisaka gives Cagalli and Athrun 'The Talk'.

A Drugged Discussion

2006-10-14T12:50:21-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Athrun Z. & Cagalli Y. A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,875, Reviews: 18 Updated: 10-14-06, Published: 10-14-06
Status: Complete

AsuCaga. After being shot, Cagalli is put on painkillers that seem to make her extremely honest, quite lively, and unable to shut up around Athrun.

Calendar Boys

2006-10-12T21:29:42-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,485, Reviews: 27 Updated: 10-12-06, Published: 10-12-06
Status: Complete

AC KL DM YS MM. The boys from the war all pose for Beefcake Calendars... 'It's for charity'

The Ghosts Of War

2006-10-10T21:51:56-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,996, Reviews: 14 Updated: 10-10-06, Published: 10-10-06
Status: Complete

AsuCaga. One night lonely night on the Minerva, a grumpy and down Athrun is visited by the Ghost of War Past, the Ghost War Present and the Ghost War to Come.

Transition

2006-10-06T20:43:50-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,357, Reviews: 6 Updated: 10-6-06, Published: 10-6-06
Status: Complete

AsuCaga. In the process of crossing over into death, Athrun is greeted by the one person he least expected to see.

Photobooth

2006-10-03T20:31:07-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,191, Reviews: 15 Updated: 10-3-06, Published: 10-3-06
Status: Complete

AsuCaga. Athrun and Cagalli take pictures together on a shopping trip at the mall.

Slap

2006-10-02T20:16:34-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,108, Reviews: 13 Updated: 10-2-06, Published: 10-2-06
Status: Complete

AsuCaga. When it comes to Cagalli, sometimes a good smack is needed to bring her back to reality.

Oh, Please!

2006-09-29T19:53:23-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 962, Reviews: 20 Updated: 9-29-06, Published: 9-29-06
Status: Complete

Lacus reflects on her impersonator while watching her concert on the Archangel.

Between Men

2006-09-25T13:50:42-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,070, Reviews: 8 Updated: 9-25-06, Published: 9-25-06
Status: Complete

AsuCaga MwuMurrue. Athrun Zala and Mu La Flaga talk while recovering in the Archangel together. All soldiers are bound to sacrifice something vital sooner or later...

Tattoos

2006-09-20T21:24:10-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,714, Reviews: 8 Updated: 9-20-06, Published: 9-20-06
Status: Complete

AsuCaga. Cagalli and Athrun muse over all the tattoos she has during a car ride together.

And That's What You Get

2006-09-17T17:53:43-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Cagalli Y. A. & Lacus C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,038, Reviews: 10 Updated: 9-17-06, Published: 9-17-06
Status: Complete

Crack. Fed up girlfriends take a new turn and bite their so called significant others straight in their asses...together.

Fairy Tales

2006-09-17T10:43:40-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,526, Reviews: 11 Updated: 9-17-06, Published: 9-17-06
Status: Complete

AsuCaga. Cagalli didn't quite like fairy tales. They made her look bad as a princess.

Chess

2006-09-14T13:58:28-08:00

Author: Queen Pina
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,644, Reviews: 23 Updated: 9-14-06, Published: 9-14-06
Status: Complete

AsuCaga. Chairman Durandal and Princess Cagalli play a game of chess to pass the time, relating the game to the real world.