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Konoha High Chronicles III: Neji and Tenten

2008-07-04T00:44:43-08:00

Author: adochan
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Neji H. & Tenten
Chapters: 30, Words: 74,749, Reviews: 391 Updated: 7-4-08 Published: 4-10-07
Status: In-Progress

Neji is a genius with a dark past and confined future that drives him to find relief in other, more dangerous substances. Tenten is a foreign exchange student from China who strives to help the boy get free. Part Three in the Konoha High Chronicles Series

Karma: The Reason God Has a Sense of Humor

2008-07-01T19:40:34-08:00

Author: adochan
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Neji H. & Tenten
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,241, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-1-08
Status: In-Progress

What do I want? Even I don't know. I thought I had it all figured out after I beat that yellow-haired pixie in the arena deathmatch for my wonderful Jounin diploma and future as an ANBU recon specialist with tight brown buns and uncanny ability to kick an

The Elite: The Final Battle

2007-08-20T08:29:12-08:00

Author: adochan
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Tragedy
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 13, Words: 22,321, Reviews: 42 Updated: 8-20-07 Published: 11-25-06
Status: In-Progress

The time has finally come for Orochimaru to use his forbidden jutsu on Sasuke and Akatsuki is once again on the prowl for the famed ninetailed fox demon. BEWARE: SADNESS ENSUES! Major character deaths.

The Soapbox Remedies for a Broken Record

2007-08-11T20:20:54-08:00

Author: adochan
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sirius B. & Remus L.
Chapters: 3, Words: 9,224, Reviews: 20 Updated: 8-11-07 Published: 7-4-07
Status: In-Progress

SiriusRemus. Sixth Year. It's a bother, this whole love fiasco. What with James practically fondling Lily at every corner and Sirius being a little more than just chummy, Remus has nothing left to do but try to deal with it the only way he knows how avoid

The Emo Squad

2007-08-10T09:31:22-08:00

Author: adochan
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 19, Words: 13,770, Reviews: 89 Updated: 8-10-07 Published: 10-9-06
Status: In-Progress

What happens when you get two of the most losery Naruto fans in the world together and give them a pen, a photobucket account, and free reign on writing? Why, THIS! BEWARE: EMONESS INVOLVED! Rated T for safety and a smidgen of language. Will be shounenai

How Itachi Found God

2007-06-29T06:36:28-08:00

Author: adochan
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Itachi U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 880, Reviews: 9 Published: 6-29-07
Status: In-Progress

NOT A RELIGIOUS FIC. RATED T FOR LANGUAGE. On the day Itachi died, Sasuke danced around like a little pixie on his grave, shouting various obscenities whilst making crude gestures and informing the world that he was, indeed, the man. Will be multichapter

Poetically Pathetic

2007-06-23T17:08:07-08:00

Author: adochan
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Poetry
Pairing: Neji H. & Tenten
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,057, Reviews: 15 Published: 6-23-07
Status: Complete

First person POV, oneshot, NejiTen, Rated K because. I poked you once, back when we met in the academy. I remember because that was the first time you gave me that ‘holierthanthou’ expression that said so many things with no words at all. And then I...

The Young and the Brainless

2007-06-17T15:52:54-08:00

Author: adochan
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 3, Words: 8,012, Reviews: 67 Updated: 6-17-07 Published: 4-9-07
Status: In-Progress

Sasuke, a detached and emotionally void ICU doctor, and Naruto, a lively and notsobrilliant college student, are thrown into quite an unusual situation when Naruto gets hit by a car... okay, so a few... and is treated by the stoic man, who is a wreck wi

Konoha High Chronicles II: Kiba and Shikamaru

2007-04-10T18:27:39-08:00

Author: adochan
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Kiba I. & Shikamaru N.
Chapters: 24, Words: 35,065, Reviews: 172 Updated: 4-10-07 Published: 11-6-06
Status: Complete

Kiba is the son of the prestigious veterinarian family, Inuzuka, but just so happens to be the reject of the family. Shikamaru is the lazy genius of the Nara family, reknowned for their thriving entreprenuerial status in Konoha. What happens when these tw

Reduced Naruto Theater

2007-04-06T08:09:58-08:00

Author: adochan
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Gaara
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,236, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-6-07
Status: In-Progress

How things should really happen in the Naruto episodes... a series of one shots, mostly Gaara centric.

Advent

2007-02-25T06:26:35-08:00

Author: adochan
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Gaara & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 10, Words: 19,445, Reviews: 57 Updated: 2-25-07 Published: 2-18-07
Status: Complete

AU. SasuxGaa. For as long as they could remember they had been friends growing up in the slums of the Fire District: going to the same school, being in the same class… they were practically inseparable. It was assumed, really what could two such similar..

What REALLY Goes On In Akatsuki

2007-02-23T10:09:49-08:00

Author: adochan
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Itachi U. & Deidara
Chapters: 1, Words: 329, Reviews: 41 Published: 2-23-07
Status: Complete

Crack. Literally. Will make your brain melt.

Valentine's Story

2007-02-17T14:26:16-08:00

Author: adochan
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,008, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-17-07
Status: Complete

BASED OFF KONOHA HIGH CHRONICLES I! Valentine fic. He lifted his tiny, stiff form up and met Sasuke’s gaze. 'Besides, as long as I still have you, I’ll be fine.' He laid himself back down, snuggling closer to Sasuke’s body. 'What do they matter anyway'

Dog Boy Diaries: Philosophical Wisdom

2007-02-05T06:28:41-08:00

Author: adochan
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Kiba I. & Shikamaru N.
Chapters: 13, Words: 18,857, Reviews: 71 Updated: 2-5-07 Published: 12-31-06
Status: Complete

There are a few things I’ve learned in my twenty years of life. One of which is that acid dog piss is the greatest creation next to sake. Rated M for language, mild content, and yaoi in later chapters. Sadness will ensue... you have been warned.

A Christmas Story

2007-01-23T09:03:48-08:00

Author: adochan
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,238, Reviews: 12 Published: 1-23-07
Status: Complete

Yeah... I know it's not Christmas anymore... I kind of forgot I wrote this, so yay! Here it is! Merry Christmas. I never really understood those words before. Christmas was like any other season, really: pointless, and a waste of a perfectly good trainin

Control: My Imperfect Romance

2007-01-20T13:29:36-08:00

Author: adochan
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 22, Words: 38,425, Reviews: 160 Updated: 1-20-07 Published: 12-6-06
Status: Complete

Love is not something junior Sasuke is looking for since he seems to get enough of that every night, and when Naruto is thrust rather unexpectedly into his life he is forced to accept the notion that there may be some love left in him, so long as Itachi

Horrible Vacation: Iruka the Pervert

2006-12-16T19:05:25-08:00

Author: adochan
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Kakashi H. & Iruka U.
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,855, Reviews: 48 Updated: 12-16-06 Published: 12-8-06
Status: Complete

Iruka stared around at the empty room, sighing. Yes, he thought serenely. Peace at last!The thought of being able to enjoy his once a year vacation WITHOUT the constant chidings of one silver haired jounin made his heart soar. Graphic lemon, M for

Midnight Tremors

2006-12-05T20:52:50-08:00

Author: adochan
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,874, Reviews: 28 Published: 12-5-06
Status: Complete

“Dobe.” “Shut up, teme!” Sakura’s eye twitched mercilessly, reaching her last, hyper extended nerve. Those stupid assholes were at it AGAIN! That was THREE TIMES in the past two minutes! SasuxXxNaru

The Misadventures of One Naruto U

2006-12-04T12:08:41-08:00

Author: adochan
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 11, Words: 21,488, Reviews: 60 Updated: 12-4-06 Published: 11-18-06
Status: Complete

The Quest for the Great Uchiha! Naruto is asked by his sensei to do something completely outrageous. Manwhores... Orochimaru... crazy situations... SasuxXxNaru kiddies. Has limited graphic material, no boyXboy action. Sorry.

Konoha High Chronicles I: Naruto and Sasuke

2006-11-11T14:43:39-08:00

Author: adochan
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 30, Words: 36,283, Reviews: 286 Updated: 11-11-06 Published: 10-24-06
Status: Complete

Naruto is a junior at Konoha High, where status quo is everything, and coolness is something he totally lacks. What happens when he meets Sasuke, an emo brooder who is loved by everyone? READ AND SEE! I suck at summaries. M for language and situations, ki