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Eye Candy

2009-03-20T16:10:30-08:00

Author: NoNoWriter
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Naruto U.
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,031, Reviews: 107 Updated: 3-20-09 Published: 11-4-07
Status: In-Progress

It was already decided who looked good with who. But then, a new student just had to transfer in and look good with everyone. And it seems like everyone wants a piece of that candy. Boys and girls, have a sample, it's Narutolicious! AU.

Reproduce

2009-03-15T10:06:14-08:00

Author: NoNoWriter
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 5, Words: 5,553, Reviews: 167 Updated: 3-15-09 Published: 8-4-07
Status: In-Progress

Sasuke needs to breed and Naruto is unpredictable enough to make that happen. [NaruSasu]Mpreg.

Fear

2008-12-12T02:54:51-08:00

Author: NoNoWriter
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Naruto U. & Iruka U.
Chapters: 6, Words: 4,041, Reviews: 125 Updated: 12-12-08 Published: 9-23-07
Status: In-Progress

Naruto knows he doesn't have to be afraid of the villagers, because their minds are immature and Naruto is the monster under their beds.

Vigilante

2008-09-21T07:23:42-08:00

Author: NoNoWriter
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 9,953, Reviews: 44 Published: 9-21-08
Status: Complete

Sasuke is not amused, because the three kids keep on annoying him and Naruto does nothing but grin all day long. NaruSasuNaru citrus of some sort.

Drowning

2008-07-02T18:15:29-08:00

Author: NoNoWriter
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 11, Words: 35,345, Reviews: 520 Updated: 7-2-08 Published: 9-3-07
Status: In-Progress

Being at the top of school hierarchy, it was Sasuke's 'duty' to make Naruto's life hell. Until the boy saved his life, leaving Sasuke to drown in feelings of regret. [SasuNaruSasu]AU.

Not as Planned

2008-04-23T12:00:36-08:00

Author: NoNoWriter
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,283, Reviews: 48 Published: 4-23-08
Status: Complete

When it comes to Sasuke, Naruto knows the best. That doesn't mean things will go as planned, because when it comes to Naruto, Sasuke knows even better. NaruSasu

Martyred

2008-02-23T17:51:23-08:00

Author: NoNoWriter
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 3, Words: 8,274, Reviews: 196 Updated: 2-23-08 Published: 1-2-08
Status: In-Progress

Worried that they have somehow displeased their god, the village of Konoha now tries to make amends by confronting their god with a virgin sacrifice: Uchiha Sasuke. NaruSasu. AU.

Punish

2008-02-12T10:32:16-08:00

Author: NoNoWriter
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 779, Reviews: 39 Published: 2-12-08
Status: Complete

Its okay, he thinks, because this is punishment and he deserves it. Not because of all the things he has done to betray Konoha, but because he was careless enough to get caught by his village. NaruSasu

Onion

2008-01-30T17:07:06-08:00

Author: NoNoWriter
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,249, Reviews: 26 Published: 1-30-08
Status: Complete

Sasuke hides them well, but Naruto knows there are unshed tears.

Proxy

2008-01-26T15:01:56-08:00

Author: NoNoWriter
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Minato N. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,099, Reviews: 38 Published: 1-26-08
Status: Complete

Life is hard, but so is Naruto. NaruMinaNaru

Oblivious

2008-01-13T06:42:02-08:00

Author: NoNoWriter
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,790, Reviews: 41 Published: 1-13-08
Status: Complete

Naruto is oblivious, his clones are perverted, team Kakashi has their theories and Neji has a lot of mental images for the night to come. NaruNaru, NaruxRamen!

War Zone

2007-12-22T08:12:40-08:00

Author: NoNoWriter
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 962, Reviews: 62 Published: 12-22-07
Status: Complete

In which Sasuke can almost taste the victory but ends up getting a mouthful of defeat. NaruSasu

Dirty Secret

2007-11-21T02:15:53-08:00

Author: NoNoWriter
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 636, Reviews: 35 Published: 11-21-07
Status: Complete

Naruto has a dirty secret and people keep finding out.

Narcissus

2007-11-09T15:29:44-08:00

Author: NoNoWriter
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,362, Reviews: 80 Published: 11-9-07
Status: Complete

The one who was always there for him, held him and laughed with him. How could Naruto not have fallen in love with him? [NaruNaru]

Again

2007-11-01T17:09:00-08:00

Author: NoNoWriter
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,933, Reviews: 22 Published: 11-1-07
Status: In-Progress

[Sequel to Recycle] The only thing they are good at is getting in trouble and dying. Idiots, the two of them. That's exactly why they need so many retakes. [SasuNaruSasu]AU.

Compassion

2007-10-16T14:21:41-08:00

Author: NoNoWriter
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 280, Reviews: 48 Published: 10-16-07
Status: In-Progress

Sometimes even Naruto feels like being a total asstard. Too bad he always takes it out on Sasuke. At the worst moments too.

Rain

2007-10-09T10:45:51-08:00

Author: NoNoWriter
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Crime/General
Pairing: Naruto U. & Itachi U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,340, Reviews: 32 Published: 10-9-07
Status: In-Progress

The burden of taking a life was surprisingly heavy, something Itachi didn't think of when he silenced his parents forever. Luckily, there’s always someone you can relate to. [NaruIta] AU, Yaoi, Dark, Violence and all that.

Rent

2007-09-26T02:15:47-08:00

Author: NoNoWriter
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Itachi U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,228, Reviews: 78 Published: 9-26-07
Status: Complete

Somehow, no matter what his walking fan service of a neighbour does, Itachi just doesn't have the energy to mind. [ItaNaru]AU.

N is for love

2007-09-06T04:13:42-08:00

Author: NoNoWriter
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Naruto U.
Chapters: 13, Words: 17,336, Reviews: 355 Updated: 9-6-07 Published: 5-10-07
Status: In-Progress

And S is for suitor. Though Naruto is oblivious for the real reason behind all the hungry stares sent in his way and can't help but feel unnerved by his teammate’s insanity.

Fan and Whirlpool

2007-08-30T02:25:42-08:00

Author: NoNoWriter
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 556, Reviews: 42 Published: 8-30-07
Status: Complete

[Sequel to Fishcake and Nothing] Naruto wonders if his brooding Sasuke is ever going to get over the meaning of names. [NaruSasu]AU.

Under Pressure

2007-08-26T11:50:39-08:00

Author: NoNoWriter
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 7, Words: 29,627, Reviews: 218 Updated: 8-26-07 Published: 3-31-07
Status: Complete

Sasuke runs away from home and gets picked up by a blonde haired boy. He takes care of the runaway Sasuke but later on gets accused of kidnapping an Uchiha heir. NaruSasu. AU.

Recycle

2007-08-16T01:18:48-08:00

Author: NoNoWriter
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Tragedy/Romance
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 4, Words: 6,205, Reviews: 122 Updated: 8-16-07 Published: 7-25-07
Status: Complete

They promised to start over, no matter how long it'd take. But Sasuke's timing in reincarnation is a bit off and Naruto, being the irrational person he is, gets into loads of trouble because of it. AU. Insane pedo!Naruto I suppose.

Underdog

2007-07-18T01:12:28-08:00

Author: NoNoWriter
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 803, Reviews: 62 Published: 7-18-07
Status: Complete

Sasuke was the smug and proud seme. That is until he heard Naruto's reasoning why it was better to be uke. 'I feel so used...' [SasuNaruSasu]

Desirable Conscience

2007-07-03T01:24:58-08:00

Author: NoNoWriter
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,191, Reviews: 24 Updated: 7-3-07 Published: 6-23-07
Status: In-Progress

The reason Hinata keeps stuttering and blushing is because of her conscience, Sasuke, and her selfish desires, Naruto.

Icha Icha Touchy Feely

2007-06-24T14:47:39-08:00

Author: NoNoWriter
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Naruto U. & Kakashi H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,013, Reviews: 50 Published: 6-24-07
Status: Complete

In which Naruto has an incredible memory when it comes to touches and Kakashi thinks that Jiraiya corrupting Naruto is the cause of his former student’s extremely grabby hand. [KakaNaru]

Even if

2007-05-18T14:02:25-08:00

Author: NoNoWriter
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,158, Reviews: 95 Published: 5-18-07
Status: Complete

Naruto keeps finding little notes from the strangest of places, containing the most confusing and annoying messages. [NaruSasu]AU.

Fishcake and nothing

2007-05-12T15:18:08-08:00

Author: NoNoWriter
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 876, Reviews: 82 Published: 5-12-07
Status: Complete

Sasuke is supposedly better than anyone else in his class. But then, his twisted logic tells Sasuke that Naruto is somehow better than him. Because the boy is a fishcake and he is nothing. [NaruSasu]AU.