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Nox World

2004-06-20T10:59:23-08:00

Author: Feana Puddlefoot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Pairing: Alastor M. & Minerva M.
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,982, Reviews: 8 Updated: 6-20-04 Published: 5-30-04
Status: In-Progress

Alastor Moody was the best Auror the Order ever had.

Sueabilitation

2003-12-23T12:06:11-08:00

Author: Feana Puddlefoot
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Legolas & Aragorn
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,599, Reviews: 51 Updated: 12-23-03 Published: 12-19-03
Status: In-Progress

UPDATED. The asylums stretch across all of Arda. But this particualar asylum is for survivors of Mary-Sues, driven mad by their plebian qualities. And a certain Legolas has just checked in...

Melancholy

2003-12-07T15:37:04-08:00

Author: Feana Puddlefoot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Cho C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 533, Reviews: 10 Published: 12-7-03
Status: In-Progress

Cho Chang mourns Cedric.

Fish to Fry

2003-11-14T17:10:54-08:00

Author: Feana Puddlefoot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Sirius B. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,072, Reviews: 17 Published: 11-14-03
Status: In-Progress

The Marauders talk about such taxing topics as destiny, and girls.

Day

2003-10-07T12:37:19-08:00

Author: Feana Puddlefoot
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Arwen U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,320, Reviews: 8 Published: 10-7-03
Status: In-Progress

Gilraen is sent to Rivendell as protection from Orc attacks. There she meets the beautiful Arwen, and embarks on a romance that could change everything. Femslash.

Birds and Bees

2003-10-03T16:28:16-08:00

Author: Feana Puddlefoot
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Boromir & Faramir
Chapters: 1, Words: 694, Reviews: 43 Published: 10-3-03
Status: In-Progress

Boromir and Faramir recieve "The Talk". Light humour. PG for subject matter.

Romancing your Rohirrim

2003-09-30T12:55:17-08:00

Author: Feana Puddlefoot
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Eowyn & Faramir
Chapters: 1, Words: 524, Reviews: 23 Published: 9-30-03
Status: In-Progress

Faramir and Eowyn discuss romance. Short fluff.

Three's a Crowd

2003-09-12T08:32:06-08:00

Author: Feana Puddlefoot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Ron W. & Draco M.
Chapters: 2, Words: 978, Reviews: 77 Updated: 9-12-03 Published: 9-3-03
Status: In-Progress

UPDATED. Draco tricks Ron into accepting a bet: who can kiss Hermione first? Who will win the bet, and more importantly, Hermione's heart?

When the Cat's Away

2003-09-05T09:47:55-08:00

Author: Feana Puddlefoot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Hermione G. & Luna L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 478, Reviews: 25 Published: 9-5-03
Status: In-Progress

Ron and Luna seem a very loving couple. But Luna's heart belongs to someone else. Femslash. Lighthearted one-off.

Memoirs of Maria Mackenzie

2003-08-16T13:08:36-08:00

Author: Feana Puddlefoot
Category: Bible
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 607, Reviews: 12 Published: 8-16-03
Status: In-Progress

Shallow, superficial, greedy, lazy... yet somewhat sympathetic. Maria is a troubled Christian with an equally troubled diary.

The Tempting of Eve and Aftermath

2003-06-26T06:59:57-08:00

Author: Feana Puddlefoot
Category: Bible
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Spiritual/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 640, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-26-03
Status: In-Progress

Eve reflects on the original sin, and her punishment.

Aur

2003-05-07T23:16:21-08:00

Author: Feana Puddlefoot
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Spiritual/General
Pairing: Elrond & Arwen U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 569, Reviews: 12 Published: 5-7-03
Status: In-Progress

A little bit of father-daughter bonding between Elrond and Arwen…

The Bayla

2003-05-02T20:02:49-08:00

Author: Feana Puddlefoot
Category: Bible
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 461, Reviews: 36 Published: 5-2-03
Status: In-Progress

Burn your Bibles, throw away your self-help manuals, because the Bayla is here! An all-new guide to sin, salvation and that big bloke in the sky!

Straight New World

2003-04-25T18:11:06-08:00

Author: Feana Puddlefoot
Category: Bible
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 6, Words: 3,442, Reviews: 93 Updated: 4-25-03 Published: 4-14-03
Status: In-Progress

CHAPTER SIX UP. What if being gay was the norm? What if straights were outcast and hated because it was God's word?

Dear God

2003-04-10T23:56:51-08:00

Author: Feana Puddlefoot
Category: Bible
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 428, Reviews: 55 Published: 4-10-03
Status: In-Progress

A young girl talks to God about homosexuality.

A Note from Mistoffelees

2003-04-09T05:13:54-08:00

Author: Feana Puddlefoot
Category: Misc. Plays/Musicals
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 315, Reviews: 16 Published: 4-9-03
Status: In-Progress

[CATS fic] Misto wants to have a word with all CATS fanfiction writers, and he's not happy…

Queen of Hearts

2003-04-05T10:58:56-08:00

Author: Feana Puddlefoot
Category: Misc. Plays/Musicals
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 480, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-5-03
Status: In-Progress

[CATS] Demeter thinks about Macavity, and Munkustrap. Can be interpreted as either Munku/Demi, or Macavity/Demi.

Oz

2003-03-19T17:46:34-08:00

Author: Feana Puddlefoot
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Legolas
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,410, Reviews: 13 Updated: 3-19-03 Published: 3-18-03
Status: In-Progress

UPDATED! Weird couplings ahoy. Both slash and het couples can be found here. Last chapter's couple was Eowyn/Haldir. Chapter three has been added and it is a Arwen/Boromir romance with hints of Aragorn/Arwen.

Room 382

2002-12-20T23:12:52-08:00

Author: Feana Puddlefoot
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Legolas & Elrond
Chapters: 1, Words: 796, Reviews: 8 Published: 12-20-02
Status: In-Progress

Will Celeborn and Elrond flush Legolas' pet hate into Room 382 for him? (A parody of Room 101)

Star Wars: Nativity

2002-12-09T15:06:33-08:00

Author: Feana Puddlefoot
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 398, Reviews: 9 Published: 12-9-02
Status: In-Progress

The nativity we all know and love - Star Wars style.

Laments of a Shallow Elf

2002-12-06T17:22:52-08:00

Author: Feana Puddlefoot
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Legolas
Chapters: 1, Words: 616, Reviews: 19 Published: 12-6-02
Status: In-Progress

Legolas remembers some of his old friends - which include a slug and an oak tree. He really does know how to pick 'em.

Making Over Aragorn

2002-12-04T13:14:38-08:00

Author: Feana Puddlefoot
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Legolas & Arwen U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 516, Reviews: 55 Published: 12-4-02
Status: In-Progress

Legolas and Arwen decide to give Aragorn a makeover - to his horror.

It's not Easy Being Green

2002-12-01T01:36:16-08:00

Author: Feana Puddlefoot
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 514, Reviews: 15 Published: 12-1-02
Status: In-Progress

Is there anything that Yoda really doesn't like? Definetly!

Spoilt A Tale of an Elf's Vanity

2002-11-23T08:17:00-08:00

Author: Feana Puddlefoot
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Legolas
Chapters: 1, Words: 320, Reviews: 14 Published: 11-23-02
Status: In-Progress

Just how long does Celeborn have to plead before Legolas gets up?

The End of the World

2002-08-30T11:47:13-08:00

Author: Feana Puddlefoot
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Legolas & Frodo B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 649, Reviews: 23 Published: 8-30-02
Status: In-Progress

Something truly terrifying has happened to Legolas … (slash implications between Merry and Pippin)

Treehugger

2002-08-29T11:54:36-08:00

Author: Feana Puddlefoot
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Legolas
Chapters: 1, Words: 464, Reviews: 32 Published: 8-29-02
Status: In-Progress

Gimli calls Legolas a treehugger, and Legolas takes offence. However, his argument isn't exactly star quality … more. shall we say, rubbish.

Phobia

2002-08-25T10:13:09-08:00

Author: Feana Puddlefoot
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Legolas
Chapters: 1, Words: 447, Reviews: 35 Published: 8-25-02
Status: In-Progress

Legolas tries (and fails very badly) to convince himself that he's scared of nothing. Many revelations ensue …