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Interlude

2009-03-07T07:06:28-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: Matrix
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Smith, A. & Neo
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,651, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-7-09
Status: Complete

The One is a dead man walking. Smith/Neo.

The Proper Use of Inanimate Objects

2009-02-02T13:28:16-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Edward & Jasper
Chapters: 8, Words: 11,523, Reviews: 63 Updated: 2-2-09 Published: 12-27-08
Status: In-Progress

Jasper Hale is a fucking tease. Jasper/Edward, various inanimate objects. Sex.

The Rules Which We Abide By

2009-01-16T15:19:55-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: Matrix
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Neo & Smith, A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,010, Reviews: 5 Published: 1-16-09
Status: Complete

“Tell me, Mr Anderson. How do you describe colour to the blind man?” Neo/Smith.

Synchronicity

2009-01-16T14:37:27-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Edward & Jasper
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,005, Reviews: 7 Published: 1-16-09
Status: Complete

When they arrive, Jasper looks straight at Edward and thinks yes. Alice/Jasper/Edward, threesome.

Make a Fool Out of Me

2008-12-31T15:48:44-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Edward & Jasper
Chapters: 1, Words: 858, Reviews: 5 Published: 12-31-08
Status: Complete

Oh, Edward. Your lies are bittersweet, and now it’s done. Edward/Jasper partially onesided , don't like, don't read.

Spoils

2008-12-25T12:35:25-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Edward & Jasper
Chapters: 1, Words: 838, Reviews: 8 Published: 12-25-08
Status: Complete

You’re so temperamental; I never know what you’re thinking. Sometimes I think you forget we don’t all have your privilege. Jasper/Edward, don't like, don't read.

All About The Chase

2008-12-23T13:10:45-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Edward & Jasper
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,209, Reviews: 5 Published: 12-23-08
Status: Complete

I can always make him sway. Edward/Jasper, don't like, don't read.

Promises

2008-12-23T13:02:02-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Edward & Jasper
Chapters: 1, Words: 754, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-23-08
Status: Complete

He promises an eternity of oblivious love. Edward/Jasper, don't like, don't read. Companion fic to Last Goodbye.

Last Goodbye

2008-12-23T12:44:02-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Edward & Jasper
Chapters: 1, Words: 466, Reviews: 6 Published: 12-23-08
Status: Complete

She floats on the surface as an infatuation but I’m underneath and so I smile. Edward/Jasper, don't like, don't read.

Death, Love and Everything In Between

2008-12-20T08:54:11-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: Merlin
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Adventure
Chapters: 7, Words: 16,282, Reviews: 59 Updated: 12-20-08 Published: 12-2-08
Status: Complete

Merlin never wanted an adventure. Hope, love and fear can drive us beyond our stubbornness. MerlinxArthur.

Insignificant Events

2008-12-15T14:27:35-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Harry P. & Tom R. Jr.
Chapters: 3, Words: 5,880, Reviews: 17 Updated: 12-15-08 Published: 1-31-08
Status: In-Progress

This was kissing the devil, with fire and brimstone and lust and his soul curling and coiling around Tom’s. This was incredible. It was Tom Riddle, and he was going to crash and burn someday but this was enough to cling on to on the ride down. TomHarry.

Don't Tell Sharpay

2008-12-02T11:39:37-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: High School Musical
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Chad D. & Ryan E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,762, Reviews: 16 Published: 12-2-08
Status: Complete

Ryan likes lying to his sister. ChadxRyan.

Arachnophobia?

2008-11-23T14:11:30-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: Merlin
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 521, Reviews: 18 Published: 11-23-08
Status: Complete

The infallible Arthur Pendragon was on a chair because of a spider. MerlinxArthur.

Secrets, Lies and Compromise

2008-11-16T14:45:13-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: Merlin
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 212, Reviews: 5 Published: 11-16-08
Status: Complete

Arthur has a secret, and it's one he'll never tell. Onesided!ArthurxMerlin.

Reading Between the Lines

2008-11-15T15:59:20-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: Merlin
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 308, Reviews: 8 Published: 11-15-08
Status: Complete

Arthur spent most of his time looking shocked at Merlin’s stupidity. Today, it seemed, was not to be an exception. MerlinxArthur.

Recklessness

2008-11-09T14:32:43-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: Merlin
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,915, Reviews: 12 Published: 11-9-08
Status: Complete

If there was one thing Merlin had learnt about Arthur, it was that he was very good at getting captured. MerlinxArthur.

Origins

2008-10-19T13:21:57-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: X-Men: The Movie
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Tragedy
Pairing: Iceman & Pyro
Chapters: 2, Words: 5,973, Reviews: 11 Updated: 10-19-08 Published: 10-7-08
Status: In-Progress

Johnny was staring at what had to be the biggest asshole he’d ever seen. BobbyxJohnny.

Inebriation

2008-10-18T11:03:36-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: Merlin
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,140, Reviews: 21 Updated: 10-18-08 Published: 10-17-08
Status: Complete

You see, there were parties. MerlinxArthur. CODA: "You'll probably get me killed for this, you know."

Limitless

2008-10-16T10:40:52-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: X-Men: The Movie
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Cyclops & Wolverine
Chapters: 1, Words: 353, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-16-08
Status: Complete

They made an agreement, a long time ago. ScottxLogan.

Unrequited

2008-10-12T09:29:54-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: X-Men: The Movie
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Pyro & Iceman
Chapters: 1, Words: 186, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-12-08
Status: Complete

Johnny has a problem. BobbyxJohnny, JohnnyxScott.

Consequences

2008-10-02T03:06:18-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Yuki S. & Kakeru M.
Chapters: 7, Words: 17,974, Reviews: 67 Updated: 10-2-08 Published: 3-10-08
Status: Complete

These were his actions, and the consequences were his to bear. YukixKakeru.

Smile

2008-09-07T10:07:41-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: Hairspray
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 247, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-7-08
Status: Complete

“Come on, Link,” Corny sighed despondently from behind him. “There’s got to be something that makes you smile.” LinkxCorny.

Inspiration

2008-09-02T13:57:47-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: Hairspray
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 420, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-2-08
Status: Complete

Corny stared despondently down at the piece of paper and cursed Velma von Tussle. CornyxLink.

A Peculiar Nuisance

2008-08-27T08:09:09-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Jack S. & James N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,810, Reviews: 7 Published: 8-27-08
Status: Complete

James Norrington woke up, which is always a pleasant surprise, especially seeing as he was supposed to be dead. Sparrington long oneshot of doom.

I'd Rather Have Lemon and Sugar

2008-06-20T01:18:32-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Family
Pairing: Dean W. & Sam W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 973, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-20-08
Status: Complete

Dean’s views of ‘good’ and ‘bad’ sometimes confused even his little brother. Mild Wincest. Oneshot.

How Did It Come To This?

2008-06-01T15:34:35-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Tragedy/Angst
Pairing: Kyou S. & Yuki S.
Chapters: 4, Words: 7,350, Reviews: 27 Updated: 6-1-08 Published: 3-8-08
Status: In-Progress

“There’s a time in life when you must break away. It could be when you leave home, or school, or it could be when you abandon your friends and they search for you for half a year only to find you here.” Yuki flees to escape Akito but it goes wrong…KyoYuki

Something New

2008-03-14T12:53:58-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: Torchwood
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,839, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-14-08
Status: Complete

Jack knew this feeling. It was the start of something new. "Who are you still coming back for, Jack?" Janto. Oneshot.

Only You

2008-03-05T14:12:22-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Kyou S. & Yuki S.
Chapters: 7, Words: 12,239, Reviews: 33 Updated: 3-5-08 Published: 1-6-08
Status: Complete

As Akito begins to wake, Kyo has to decide what's real and what's just a nightmare. "I can’t. I can’t pick. But I’m running out of time and I still don’t know what’s real." KyoYuki, HaruKyo sequel to LCITS.

My Turn

2008-02-29T09:19:01-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Kakeru M. & Yuki S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 425, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-29-08
Status: Complete

KeruYuki flufflet. "...so I just decided that, seeing as it’s February 29th and all, the uke will do the asking."

Never Too Late

2008-02-12T12:51:48-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: Life on Mars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,674, Reviews: 6 Published: 2-12-08
Status: Complete

It was only a matter of time. But like the drink, the drugs and the high-speed chases the sex came with the job. It wasn’t the act, it wasn’t the partner, it was the gender. It was 1973 and it was no wonder, really. SamGene. A2A Universe. SPOILERS.

Drowning

2008-02-03T13:09:03-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Sylar/Gabriel G. & Peter P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,273, Reviews: 14 Published: 2-3-08
Status: Complete

He peered into his mind for a moment, and something called to him from the darkness. "You’re broken. Let me fix you," he whispered. And they curled up and simply drowned together. PeterSylar. Oneshot.

Love Can Ignite The Stars

2008-01-06T08:16:15-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Pairing: Kyou S. & Yuki S.
Chapters: 11, Words: 25,735, Reviews: 57 Updated: 1-6-08 Published: 5-10-07
Status: Complete

As Haru lies sleeping Yuki and Kyo have some decisions to make. KyoHaru plotline YukiKyo

Falling Apart

2008-01-03T05:49:49-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Peter P. & Sylar/Gabriel G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 9,124, Reviews: 14 Updated: 1-3-08 Published: 12-17-07
Status: Complete

Peter Petrelli hadn't realised it would be this easy to fall apart. PeterSylar long oneshot of doom.

My Happy Ending

2007-12-29T16:29:12-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Kyou S. & Yuki S.
Chapters: 7, Words: 14,125, Reviews: 51 Updated: 12-29-07 Published: 9-20-07
Status: Complete

And in those eyes of perfection I saw his whole life crumbling and decaying before my eyes. When Kyo finally finds a way to beat Yuki, it might not be 'right', or 'fair', but it's all he has left. But can he still do it? KyoYuki

Finding the Invisible Man

2007-12-07T16:12:56-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Claude & Peter P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,177, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-7-07
Status: Complete

And on an unspecified date, in an unspecified place, with the invisible man, Peter Petrelli made love. [PeterClaude][oneshot]

One

2007-12-07T11:23:14-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Romance
Pairing: Sylar/Gabriel G. & Peter P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 986, Reviews: 7 Published: 12-7-07
Status: Complete

It was with one person, at one place and in one moment he could become Gabriel Gray. [SylarxPeter][oneshot]

Fly

2007-11-22T14:37:39-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: Lord of the Flies
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,430, Reviews: 8 Published: 11-22-07
Status: In-Progress

Everything swelled inside, hotter, angrier, closer, harder, leaving Jack free to fly and so he flew. JackRalph.

Can You Sail Under the Command of a Pirate?

2007-11-01T13:54:10-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Jack S. & James N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,575, Reviews: 8 Published: 11-1-07
Status: Complete

And James still wasn't sure if he could answer. [oneshot][Sparrington]

Wheel of Fortune

2007-10-28T17:57:08-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Jack S. & James N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,586, Reviews: 6 Published: 10-28-07
Status: Complete

No matter WHAT Elizabeth said, going back to that damn locker to save someone who hadn't exactly made his life 'peachy' was NOT the 'right thing' to do. So why the HELL was he doing it anyway? Sparrington oneshot.

What Do You Mean?

2007-09-25T14:36:06-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: Gravitation
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Eiri Y. & Shuichi S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 66, Reviews: 11 Published: 9-25-07
Status: Complete

Oh, god. I'd really done it this time. Goodbye, Mom, Sis, Hiro. Oneshot ShuichiPOV

Stubborn

2007-09-12T15:40:14-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Pairing: Itachi U. & Shisui U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,730, Reviews: 8 Published: 9-12-07
Status: Complete

Itachi was many things, but he wasn't a murderer. My Itachi wasn't a killer. [“You can have me. If it makes you happy, makes you strong, means you’re safe, even when I’m not here, I will die for you. I'm yours.”]ShisuixItachi][oneshot]

He Fell Behind

2007-09-02T15:03:09-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Jack S. & James N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,114, Reviews: 12 Published: 9-2-07
Status: Complete

The cretin's eyes laughed at him as he realised as he had a million times before, whether it was with cannon, pistol or sword, he was long past the point of being able to kill Captain Jack Sparrow. [Sparrington][oneshot]

Dancer

2007-09-02T14:50:49-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Kakashi H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,449, Reviews: 16 Published: 9-2-07
Status: Complete

He kissed him. Sasuke moved forward, wrapped his hands around his sensei’s neck and kissed him, with sweet cherry lips and hesitance of a firsttime lover. And Kakashi nearly died, because this was his dancer. [KakaSasu][oneshot]

Showing You The World

2007-08-27T13:18:55-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: Gravitation
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Tatsuha U. & Ryuichi S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,051, Reviews: 12 Published: 8-27-07
Status: Complete

[That once in a lifetime, million to one chance has to happen to someone.] When a onenight stand fulfils all of Tatsuha's dreams, he's happier than he could ever be. Or is he? And why can't Ryuichi forget that damn kid? [TatsRyu][oneshot]

Last Chance

2007-07-12T15:49:57-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 655, Reviews: 5 Published: 7-12-07
Status: Complete

He... he had to. He couldn't help it. That was Rose Tyler standing in front of him. No longer his Doomsday. He kissed her. [oneshot][TenRose]

Loving Her

2007-06-10T06:06:50-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Pairing: Akito S. & Shigure S.
Chapters: 4, Words: 2,108, Reviews: 7 Updated: 6-10-07 Published: 5-30-07
Status: Complete

You watch as the child you loved – the woman you love – turns into something so monstrous you dare not even name it. It is vengeance, and you hate it. [KurenoxAkito][Akkigure][femAk][17 spoilers]

Distance

2007-05-16T09:29:49-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: Bartimaeus Trilogy
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,393, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-16-07
Status: Complete

The only time she could see his face was the echo of himself, painted onto the essence of a trickster. He would never know her love, yet he was the only reason she was still alive. KittyxPtolemy challengefic.

Respect

2007-05-09T10:25:06-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: Bartimaeus Trilogy
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 742, Reviews: 5 Published: 5-9-07
Status: Complete

Respect: esteem for a sense of the worth or excellence of a person, a personal quality or ability. Funny thing, eh? How a battle weary djinni might earn some respect for someone. Ridiculous notion. Absurd. Yet completely true.

Command

2007-05-08T12:22:14-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: Bartimaeus Trilogy
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,111, Reviews: 14 Published: 5-8-07
Status: Complete

I couldn't believe what I was reading. Nathaniel trusted me. Sure, there were the normal commands, the summonning, and all that other ritualistic rubbish but the trust was there. And that scared me the most.[NathanielBartimaeus][oneshot][PG spoilers]

A Week Of Mistaken Identity

2007-04-27T07:28:45-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 8, Words: 10,780, Reviews: 67 Updated: 4-27-07 Published: 11-13-06
Status: In-Progress

The Marauders take on a new style for a week. Who's the emo? Who goes insane on sugar? Who's the hippie? The school has no idea what's going on!

Hands Clean

2007-04-19T12:36:58-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Alphonse E. & Edward E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,764, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-19-07
Status: Complete

Al remembered touching his brother, in a ghostlike sort of way. Elricest songfic.

Pretence

2007-04-03T12:29:28-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: Sukisho
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,236, Reviews: 11 Published: 4-3-07
Status: Complete

It was so wrong that he watched Yoru and Ran, but he couldn't stop himself. And it was a revelation that Nao did too.

Saving You

2007-03-18T07:27:33-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Yuki S. & Kakeru M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 460, Reviews: 7 Published: 3-18-07
Status: Complete

Yun Yun is sad. KeruxYuki.

Waiting For You

2007-03-14T15:35:26-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Akito S. & Shigure S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,579, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-14-07
Status: Complete

“You wanted to leave, didn’t you! You wanted to leave this place… me!” Akkigure. Chapter 101 from Akito's POV.

Ed the Homunculus

2007-02-11T05:15:43-08:00

Author: 0oxymoronic0
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Edward E. & Envy
Chapters: 2, Words: 863, Reviews: 11 Updated: 2-11-07 Published: 12-14-06
Status: In-Progress

Ed 'dies' and is brought back by Envy. His homunculus goes insane and trashes everything. When Ed returns, how will he rebuild his reputation? Will anyone believe him?