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a million poppies

2009-08-30T05:09:35-08:00

Author: nonpareil
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,714, Reviews: 7 Published: 8-30-09
Status: In-Progress

Confused outcasts can reunite in the strangest of ways...

sasuke, the merry sparkly vampire

2008-08-11T23:04:04-08:00

Author: nonpareil
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 821, Reviews: 111 Published: 8-11-08
Status: Complete

Parody of both bad SasuNaru fics and Twilight.

that night

2008-08-08T04:37:45-08:00

Author: nonpareil
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Suspense
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,738, Reviews: 18 Published: 8-8-08
Status: Complete

Sasuke's hormones are starting to catch up to him... spoilers for chapter 412

say what you will

2008-06-04T19:00:56-08:00

Author: nonpareil
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 499, Reviews: 20 Published: 6-4-08
Status: Complete

Because in the end, they weren't each other's number one. Spoilers for chapter 402.

chipped teacups

2008-04-23T22:35:04-08:00

Author: nonpareil
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 6, Words: 19,615, Reviews: 55 Updated: 4-23-08 Published: 2-28-08
Status: In-Progress

Naruto leads a support group of quirky, broken-down outcasts. Sasuke just happens to BE a quirky, broken-down outcast. What a way to reunite. ON HIATUS.

superninja

2008-03-27T16:21:04-08:00

Author: nonpareil
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,996, Reviews: 41 Published: 3-27-08
Status: Complete

A party gone wrong, lots of vodka, and two very horny, very confused ninjas.

discover

2008-01-31T18:22:30-08:00

Author: nonpareil
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Drama
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Karin
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,330, Reviews: 20 Published: 1-31-08
Status: Complete

Karin and Sasuke have more in common than any children should. Karin centric, implied SasuKarin.

the color red

2007-12-26T00:08:40-08:00

Author: nonpareil
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,636, Reviews: 25 Updated: 12-26-07 Published: 12-10-07
Status: In-Progress

Sasuke gains a new power. Nobody is prepared for the aftermath. NaruSasu.

escape

2007-12-01T02:08:10-08:00

Author: nonpareil
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 988, Reviews: 10 Published: 12-1-07
Status: Complete

Everything they did was about escape. NaruSasu.

untitled

2007-11-03T22:40:39-08:00

Author: nonpareil
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 437, Reviews: 7 Published: 11-3-07
Status: Complete

Quick glimpse into dynamics between Naruto and Sasuke, set sometime after Sasuke's return to Konoha, assuming it happens. In which Sasuke is stubborn and Naruto is pissed.

To Fangirls, Without Love

2007-08-13T00:53:34-08:00

Author: nonpareil
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,839, Reviews: 191 Published: 8-13-07
Status: Complete

A parody of the stereotypical things that generate crappy SasuNaru fanfiction. This is why the fanboys hate us.

Set The Night On Fire

2007-07-23T02:13:07-08:00

Author: nonpareil
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,753, Reviews: 40 Published: 7-23-07
Status: Complete

Naruto's drunk, Sasuke's bored. Sasuke sets everything on fire and things go boom. Then they make out. Wet tshirts are involved. Need I say more?

Isn't Life Juicy?

2007-06-25T19:35:50-08:00

Author: nonpareil
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 2, Words: 8,349, Reviews: 88 Updated: 6-25-07 Published: 10-21-06
Status: Complete

If you can unwrap a Starburst with your tongue, you're a good kisser. And so Sasuke in this way tastes Naruto's rainbow. NaruSasu plus candy! Entirely rewritten: see chapter two for new version.

To Fall Apart

2007-05-15T18:41:59-08:00

Author: nonpareil
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,642, Reviews: 21 Published: 5-15-07
Status: Complete

Sasuke finds Itachi and finally breaks. Naruto finds him and picks up the pieces. NaruSasu.

Closet Pervert

2007-04-08T23:55:37-08:00

Author: nonpareil
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sakura H. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,155, Reviews: 39 Published: 4-8-07
Status: Complete

Sakura was not a pervert... until she came out of denial, that is. NaruSasuSaku, crack, threesome, smut, general naughtiness.

Change of Wardrobe

2007-04-02T20:06:07-08:00

Author: nonpareil
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,113, Reviews: 105 Published: 4-2-07
Status: Complete

Naruto doesn't like how Sasuke continues wearing his Sound clothes after his return to Konoha. Maybe if Naruto tries taking them off... NaruSasu, crack, and smut.

A Bridge Too Far

2007-03-28T19:56:58-08:00

Author: nonpareil
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,076, Reviews: 10 Published: 3-28-07
Status: Complete

Naruto remembers Haku and through Haku gains more determination to save Sasuke. NaruSasu friendship, shounenai if you fancy it like that.

Midnight

2007-03-12T21:42:46-08:00

Author: nonpareil
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,629, Reviews: 40 Published: 3-12-07
Status: Complete

If he stays until midnight, he'll have spent the night, and Sasuke doesn't think he's ready for that yet. NaruSasu, somewhat lemony, inspired by the concept of world destruction, hooyeah.

LOL At Ourselves

2007-03-10T22:39:03-08:00

Author: nonpareil
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Naruto U.
Chapters: 4, Words: 4,737, Reviews: 87 Updated: 3-10-07 Published: 3-3-07
Status: In-Progress

A series of parodies about common things that we fanfiction authors choose to write about or do in our writing. Chapter 4: Welcome to Konoha High!

Redemption

2007-02-25T15:55:14-08:00

Author: nonpareil
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,079, Reviews: 38 Published: 2-25-07
Status: Complete

Sasuke comes home for good. Inspired by manga chapter 343. SasuNaru.

Ambivalent

2007-02-19T00:38:09-08:00

Author: nonpareil
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,380, Reviews: 39 Published: 2-19-07
Status: Complete

They're rivals, and Naruto knows he shouldn't like his rival this much. Onesided NaruSasu, about Naruto coming to terms with his attraction for his friend.

The Confession

2007-02-18T22:10:41-08:00

Author: nonpareil
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 3, Words: 7,664, Reviews: 59 Updated: 2-18-07 Published: 2-4-07
Status: In-Progress

Naruto and Sasuke now know they like each other. Sasuke is confused. And why must people keep finding out? The amusing story of Naruto and Sasuke's not so well hidden relationship. NaruSasu, obviously.

Perfection

2007-02-14T16:24:49-08:00

Author: nonpareil
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,246, Reviews: 9 Published: 2-14-07
Status: Complete

It was nothing like she'd ever imagined, and yet, it was more perfect than even her most cherished fantasy. NaruSaku, Valentine's Day, oneshot.

Fruitylicious

2007-02-13T13:48:50-08:00

Author: nonpareil
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,730, Reviews: 24 Published: 2-13-07
Status: Complete

He was in jail for treason and definitely did not want to see anyone on Valentine's Day. Heh. Then again... [NaruSasu]

No Miracle

2007-01-14T21:53:25-08:00

Author: nonpareil
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,076, Reviews: 31 Published: 1-14-07
Status: Complete

Sai should not be doing that... and Sasuke definitely should not be caring. And what's this Naruto's saying? Doesn't matter. Sasuke isn't one of Naruto's miracles... NaruSasuNaru. Not angsty. Rated for language.

Ho Ho Ho

2006-12-23T19:41:57-08:00

Author: nonpareil
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,617, Reviews: 11 Published: 12-23-06
Status: Complete

Various oneshots depicting Christmas with team seven once Sasuke gets back from Sound. Misadventures run amok! Team seven centric with slight hints of NaruSasu.

Melting

2006-10-28T18:52:26-08:00

Author: nonpareil
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 688, Reviews: 17 Published: 10-28-06
Status: Complete

He never knew that someone could make his carefully constructed world melt so much so fast and he never knew that he would want it so much. SasuNaru.

Candles

2006-10-10T18:45:59-08:00

Author: nonpareil
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,047, Reviews: 13 Published: 10-10-06
Status: Complete

The more candles added, the closer they seem to get. A typical oneshot birthday fic for Naruto that I just had to make into a SasuNaru.