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Skin Of Their Teeth

2009-11-11T07:34:40-08:00

Author: Mardy Lass
Category: Farscape
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/Friendship
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,861, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-11-09
Status: In-Progress

Set after 2x16 ‘The Locket’. Some things are unavoidable: death, taxes, toothache and bloodthirsty pirates who track, plunder and murder. Aren’t pirate problems as easy to fix as teeth? It wouldn’t be Farscape if they were. Rated T for language/s.

Sau and Denu in Sau'win

2009-10-31T22:28:06-08:00

Author: Mardy Lass
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Supernatural
Chapters: 4, Words: 12,040, Reviews: 11 Updated: 10-31-09 Published: 10-21-09
Status: Complete

Spoilers for episode 4x22. Sam needs to come to terms with all that has transpired in the last few years, culminating in his greatest mistake. With Dean seemingly more distant than ever, perhaps it’s time that Sam learns the true meaning of Hallowe’en.

It's The Taking Part

2009-10-31T22:24:43-08:00

Author: Mardy Lass
Category: Farscape
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/General
Chapters: 7, Words: 19,040, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-31-09 Published: 10-17-09
Status: Complete

Set just after episode 2x09 ‘Out Of Their Minds’. Moya’s safe, everyone’s fine: John’s bored out of his head. Sometimes staying out of trouble is more difficult when it’s actually possible. Rated T for language/s. Canonically shiptastic!

AbraCadaver

2009-10-13T05:40:43-08:00

Author: Mardy Lass
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Mystery/Supernatural
Chapters: 22, Words: 73,465, Reviews: 81 Updated: 10-13-09 Published: 8-9-09
Status: Complete

Set mid season 4. In 1987, John has a bad case of zombies, perhaps his worst yet. Meanwhile, in 2009, his boys discover that while some witches do no harm, objects in the rear view memory may appear hazier than they are. And they carry shovels.

Communication, Dissemination, Obfuscation

2009-09-19T22:36:02-08:00

Author: Mardy Lass
Category: StarTrek: Enterprise
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/General
Pairing: Tucker, C. & T'Pol
Chapters: 16, Words: 47,588, Reviews: 25 Updated: 9-19-09 Published: 8-22-09
Status: Complete

Enterprise answers a distress call and as usual, the crew get more than they bargained for. Archer finds something shiny, Trip finds not everything dreamt is imagined, and T'Pol finds something else. My only ST fic. Trip/T'Pol, very AU re 4th season.

Triquetra

2009-08-02T02:02:58-08:00

Author: Mardy Lass
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Zachariah
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,069, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-2-09
Status: Complete

SEASON 4 SPOILERS. Written for UnGen Summer 09 Challenge re: The Fire, November 2nd, 1983. One fire, three perspectives, only one conclusion. References episodes 1x09 Home and 4x17 It's A Terrible Life .

Crazy Circles

2009-07-19T00:25:28-08:00

Author: Mardy Lass
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Family/Suspense
Chapters: 5, Words: 13,434, Reviews: 9 Updated: 7-19-09 Published: 7-5-09
Status: Complete

SEASON 4 SPOILERS to 4x22. Moments after the end of episode 4x22, Sam and Dean realise they’re the only things standing in the way of destiny. Or are they? Can Dean do what he must, at the right time, in the right place?

When Is A Seal NOT A Seal?

2009-06-14T11:11:55-08:00

Author: Mardy Lass
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/General
Pairing: Pam & Castiel
Chapters: 18, Words: 81,666, Reviews: 3 Updated: 6-14-09 Published: 4-28-09
Status: Complete

SPOILERS TO 4x14. Knives and lives, songs and wrongs, bitches and stitches. Not necessarily in that order. An old friend needs The Boys. But as usual, it isn’t as simple as it first appears. Contains OC from 'A Helluva Level of Malevolence'. NOT a sequel.

Obesa Cantavit

2009-06-01T09:00:34-08:00

Author: Mardy Lass
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Humor
Pairing: Dean W. & Sam W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,270, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-1-09
Status: Complete

What follows the dying seconds of 4x22 season finale. SPOILERS! Sam and Dean have to deal with the aftermath. It's not what they expected.

A Week With No Hunt

2009-03-22T02:03:00-08:00

Author: Mardy Lass
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,380, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-22-09
Status: Complete

Dean's bored, Sam's looking for work. Just a very, very short bit of fun. Rated K plus!

Means To An End

2009-02-24T19:22:19-08:00

Author: Mardy Lass
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Family/Tragedy
Pairing: Bobby S. & Castiel
Chapters: 3, Words: 14,124, Reviews: 13 Updated: 2-24-09 Published: 2-14-09
Status: Complete

SEASON 4 SPOILERS up to 4x14. My vision of The End. Includes, inevitably, character death. Grew into a 3-shot: I simply couldn’t bear just a single chapter. Rated T for language and t'issues. AU! Honest, it's an AU!

Epitaph

2009-02-10T19:54:35-08:00

Author: Mardy Lass
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Family
Pairing: Ruby
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,013, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-10-09
Status: Complete

Slight spoilers up to 4x13. Written for The Vaults ‘Ruby is a bitch’ drabble challenge. Couldn’t get it down to a drabble. Sorry. Rated M for people almost doing the McNasty.

10,817 Days

2009-02-04T04:33:27-08:00

Author: Mardy Lass
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: Bobby S. & Missouri M.
Chapters: 5, Words: 20,034, Reviews: 21 Updated: 2-4-09 Published: 1-23-09
Status: Complete

It's 24th January and Sam has a masterplan. Just for once, could things go The Boys' way? More special guest appearances than you could poke in the eye with a stick to see if they're faking. Rated T for language, F for farce and O for "oh no you didn't!"

99 Bottles

2009-01-18T00:01:27-08:00

Author: Mardy Lass
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Family/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: John W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,001, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-18-09
Status: Complete

NO SPOILERS FOR ANY SEASON. Sam has a bad dream.

Coffee Run

2009-01-17T23:15:17-08:00

Author: Mardy Lass
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Friendship/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,642, Reviews: 7 Published: 1-17-09
Status: Complete

The Impala gets five minutes to herself. Or so she thinks. Mild reference to the secret everyone knows happens to Dean at the beginning of ep 4x01 ‘Lazarus Rising’ . No other references or spoilers. Rated K .

The One That Won't Be Made Into An Episode

2009-01-15T05:47:37-08:00

Author: Mardy Lass
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/General
Chapters: 10, Words: 50,235, Reviews: 42 Updated: 1-15-09 Published: 12-20-08
Status: Complete

Spoilers to 4x10 but NO MORE. Suspicious suicides may be the work of a Winchester. Sam is ready for another foe, but is it too close for Dean's comfort? Could he have an agenda for which Sam isn't ready? Inc. adult situations and if you're lucky, gore!

A Helluva Level o’ Malevolence

2008-12-16T08:34:33-08:00

Author: Mardy Lass
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Family/Supernatural
Chapters: 10, Words: 45,917, Reviews: 35 Updated: 12-16-08 Published: 11-16-08
Status: Complete

Sam needs some relaxation and well-meaning Dean thinks he knows exactly what kind. A routine sourcing trip for Bobby is going to do more than bring vengeful demons back from their past. How far would you go for your brother? Or your sister? NO s4 spoilers

Much Ado About Pumpkins

2008-10-21T20:03:19-08:00

Author: Mardy Lass
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Supernatural
Pairing: Dean W. & Sam W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,202, Reviews: 8 Published: 10-21-08
Status: Complete

It’s Hallowe’en and The Boys would rather be anywhere else than a disused pumpkin farm, rounding up wayward spirits before The Witching Hour... No spoilers for anything. A one-shot. T for language. For Huey Riley Corey .

Bite Me

2008-10-19T01:38:12-08:00

Author: Mardy Lass
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Supernatural
Pairing: Bobby S.
Chapters: 8, Words: 28,678, Reviews: 16 Updated: 10-19-08 Published: 10-7-08
Status: Complete

Babies, werewolves, wrong ends of many sticks and plain ol’ shootin’ and cussin’. Same-old same-old then, for a Winchester. Set some time between 3.11: Mystery Spot and 3.14: Long Distance Call. NO SEASON 4 SPOILERS!

Sins Of The Father

2008-09-16T06:36:41-08:00

Author: Mardy Lass
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Family/Humor
Pairing: Dean W. & Sam W.
Chapters: 13, Words: 34,280, Reviews: 25 Updated: 9-16-08 Published: 8-27-08
Status: Complete

Two brothers and their father become a case for Sam and Dean. But hunting these things and saving these people may bring more emotional baggage than even these two Unshed Man-Tear Wranglers can handle. Can Dean control his roving eye? Sam his Huff Quota?

Have A Drink On Me

2008-08-18T20:34:49-08:00

Author: Mardy Lass
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: Dean W. & Sam W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,582, Reviews: 4 Published: 8-18-08
Status: Complete

For the Angela UnGen Challenge at SPNville dot net. A tale of shots, celebrations and disturbances of the peace, all on Sam’s special day. Rated T for language and situations.

Towels At Dawn

2008-08-18T20:24:40-08:00

Author: Mardy Lass
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: Dean W. & Sam W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,588, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-18-08
Status: Complete

Shamefully salacious soap and slapping shower sheet shenanigans, written for the “Angela, keep fighting!” UnGen Challenge at SPNville dot net. Rated T for the whole damn thing. I make no apologies. It was nice to write. Very.

The Key

2008-08-17T04:51:46-08:00

Author: Mardy Lass
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: Dean W. & Sam W.
Chapters: 7, Words: 18,872, Reviews: 20 Updated: 8-17-08 Published: 7-30-08
Status: Complete

Sam finds one last chance to break Dean’s deal. All they have to do is find The Key... Farce from start to finish! I'm going to get a reputation for these off-the-wallers... Rated T for language. NO SEASON FOUR SPOILERS IN HERE!

Intervention Pending

2008-07-15T06:36:43-08:00

Author: Mardy Lass
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Spiritual
Chapters: 8, Words: 26,577, Reviews: 21 Updated: 7-15-08 Published: 6-22-08
Status: Complete

Just another day at the office until some unusual communications are sent in and it’s up to the head boy to break it to the boss. Can he pull some strings? Now complete. Posted first at Supernaturalville dot net.

Secret Diary Of A Winchester

2008-06-22T10:45:32-08:00

Author: Mardy Lass
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Family/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Sam W. & Dean W.
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,080, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-22-08
Status: Complete

Lost fragments of Sam and Dean’s most personal diaries, back when they were young enough to write down what they actually thought. Rated K for one word, maybe: hey, they’re still Wee!chesters after all! Posted first st Supernaturalville dot net.

What Was And What Should Be

2008-05-30T09:31:35-08:00

Author: Mardy Lass
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Family/Humor
Pairing: Sam W. & Dean W.
Chapters: 5, Words: 11,757, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-30-08
Status: Complete

John’s grandfather knows he shouldn’t be reminiscing and revealing the things he’s seen – but John wants him to tell him a story, dammit! Rated T for The Boys’ mouths mild, this time and some blood. Posted first at SPNville dot net.

Where There's A Will

2008-05-24T11:12:03-08:00

Author: Mardy Lass
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Dean W. & Sam W.
Chapters: 4, Words: 10,148, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-24-08
Status: Complete

Dean’s deal is at hand. But the course of soul collection never did run smooth. A very long one-shot! And proof that I can do something Mr Kripke and his team of writers didn’t yet ! Rated T for language. Cross posted at SPNville dot net.

Fortune Favours The Bold

2008-04-24T11:16:19-08:00

Author: Mardy Lass
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Supernatural
Pairing: Dean W. & Sam W.
Chapters: 3, Words: 7,350, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-24-08
Status: Complete

Dean’s deal is due: it’s collection time. It’s time for belief, time for trust, time for goodbyes. But it’s never time for sacrifice. Can it really be time for Sam to let Dean go? SPOILERS to 3.12. Have faith in me for a good end!

Walk The Prank

2008-04-19T21:48:20-08:00

Author: Mardy Lass
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Family
Pairing: Dean W. & Sam W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,676, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-19-08
Status: Complete

Sam starts on Dean, so naturally, Dean starts on Sam. Sure, they can take the ganking, but can they take a pranking? Between episodes 3.3 and 3.4. Rated T for language. Written for the April UnGen Prank Wars Challenge over at Supernaturalville dot net.

Bad Company

2008-03-24T20:29:59-08:00

Author: Mardy Lass
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Supernatural
Pairing: Sam W. & Dean W.
Chapters: 11, Words: 25,302, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-24-08
Status: In-Progress

Divided we fall – especially if you’re a Winchester who suffers a momentary lapse of brotherly love. Comes after season 3, episode 3. Rated T for language, situations and adult humour. Cross-posted at Supernaturalville dot net.

Illegitimi Non Carborundum

2008-02-23T09:48:32-08:00

Author: Mardy Lass
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Supernatural
Pairing: Dean W. & Sam W.
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,497, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-23-08
Status: Complete

Demons, demons, demons. What are you gonna do? A bit of humour, hopefully ending up on Sam’s required reading list over at Supernaturalville dot net. After episode 3.3, spoilers for end of season 2 and 3.1 – 3.3. Rated T for mild language and situations.

Misnomer

2008-02-19T20:01:55-08:00

Author: Mardy Lass
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/General
Pairing: Dean W. & Sam W.
Chapters: 8, Words: 15,476, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-19-08
Status: Complete

The one that got away turns out to be harder to lose than they thought. Sam works hard at this one, while Dean finds out that getting the girl is not always a good thing. Rated T for innuendo, language, fighting and blood.

TMI

2008-01-24T09:13:20-08:00

Author: Mardy Lass
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Humor
Pairing: Dean W. & Sam W.
Chapters: 7, Words: 15,407, Reviews: 5 Published: 1-24-08
Status: Complete

Sam and Dean go to Michigan on a Hunt, and inadvertently find out more about each other than is comfortable. Mid-season 2. No spoilers. Just for fun! Apologies in advance for any mockery of the actors’ television careers.

If There’s Blame, There’s a Claim

2007-12-22T04:42:05-08:00

Author: Mardy Lass
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Humor
Pairing: Dean W. & Sam W.
Chapters: 7, Words: 13,130, Reviews: 2 Published: 12-22-07
Status: Complete

An appealing Hunt appears right under the boys’ noses and it’s smiles all round for Sam. But then again, nothing in this job is what it seems. Mid season 2. No spoilers. Rated T for mild language and innuendo.

Four Into Ten Does Go Part Two

2007-11-09T09:08:35-08:00

Author: Mardy Lass
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/General
Chapters: 18, Words: 36,208, Reviews: 4 Published: 11-9-07
Status: Complete

Follows on from Part One. This is where it gets interesting... The Doctor needs help on this one, and finds it in the most unexpected of places... Rated T for VERY STRONG LANGUAGE.

Four Into Ten Does Go Part One

2007-11-09T07:52:36-08:00

Author: Mardy Lass
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/General
Chapters: 14, Words: 25,889, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-9-07
Status: Complete

Part 1. Ten gets fish'n'chips and it all kicks off. But what does Martha know before he does? What is the strange machine? Why Glasgow? What have the sisters got to do with it? Part two finished. My last fic. Rated T for VERY STRONG LANGUAGE

Power, Or Lack Thereof

2007-09-22T22:20:56-08:00

Author: Mardy Lass
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/General
Chapters: 10, Words: 17,570, Reviews: 7 Published: 9-22-07
Status: Complete

After TV series 3, no spoilers that I’m aware of. The poor old TARDIS suffers a power cut, and Ten and newboy Fergus have to get her fixed. Easy. Except for the blue aliens, manhunts, greeneyed monsters and the ubiquitous local politics. T for language.

Take Two Companions and Call Back In The Morning

2007-09-03T08:20:22-08:00

Author: Mardy Lass
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/Humor
Chapters: 6, Words: 8,826, Reviews: 12 Published: 9-3-07
Status: Complete

After TV series 3 so MILD spoilers. Ten gets himself into trouble and needs Martha's expertise. But is that a new Companion she sees before her? Rated T for language.

The Half Fare

2007-08-17T08:13:42-08:00

Author: Mardy Lass
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/General
Chapters: 11, Words: 18,719, Reviews: 10 Published: 8-17-07
Status: Complete

After TV series 3, so CONTAINS SPOILERS. Ten, without Martha now, finds himself on an ordinary train station, bumping into an ordinary boy. Or is he? Clocks, dads and trains: how much does the boy really know?

The Beast Without

2007-07-17T20:51:59-08:00

Author: Mardy Lass
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/Humor
Chapters: 10, Words: 16,738, Reviews: 14 Published: 7-17-07
Status: Complete

Pre'Utopia'. Ten and Martha get stuck between a dragon and a hard Queen. It's not hard for the Doctor to make his choice, nor spring into action, but who will Martha believe? Rated T for some situations.

For Want Of A Key

2007-07-01T10:31:03-08:00

Author: Mardy Lass
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/Adventure
Chapters: 13, Words: 20,695, Reviews: 8 Published: 7-1-07
Status: Complete

Ten and Martha, pre'Utopia', let the TARDIS pick their next destination. Spaceships, lost identities and some old, old homegrown technology ensue. Rated T for some language and situations. Extra long and extra crunchy!

Slime and Queens and Choices, Oh Martha

2007-06-15T08:03:44-08:00

Author: Mardy Lass
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/Adventure
Chapters: 5, Words: 8,707, Reviews: 8 Published: 6-15-07
Status: Complete

Ten and Martha just want to go to the beach. Alien Queens, some difficult choices and lots and lots of slime get in the way. And a lyrics quiz. Rated T for generally mature concepts.

Bad Jelly Babies

2007-06-04T09:54:24-08:00

Author: Mardy Lass
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Sci-Fi/Adventure
Chapters: 5, Words: 8,177, Reviews: 12 Published: 6-4-07
Status: Complete

Ten and Martha find that not all jelly babies are good: some try to disconnect power and hunt down TARDISes... How far will Martha go to stop them? And who really knows the difference between a Frootmig Coupler and a Baseroteric DeAntonn Board anyway?

Rats and Clamped Ships

2007-05-24T01:02:30-08:00

Author: Mardy Lass
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Sci-Fi/Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 8,840, Reviews: 9 Published: 5-24-07
Status: Complete

Ten and Martha return a rat to its home, only to have the TARDIS 'wheel clamped'. Getting her released is more fun that they would have thought... My 2nd DW fic. Very much in the spirit of a TV episode. Just for fun!

Who Chucked The Chucks?

2007-05-18T07:30:36-08:00

Author: Mardy Lass
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Sci-Fi/General
Chapters: 5, Words: 7,822, Reviews: 9 Published: 5-18-07
Status: Complete

Ten and Martha need to go shopping: a day in the life of other TARDIS rooms, sleeping habits and home truths. Happens straight after episode 3.6 The Lazarus Experiment. Very much in the style of a TV episode.

Sharpe's Words

2006-12-10T11:31:30-08:00

Author: Mardy Lass
Category: Sharpe Series
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Chapters: 10, Words: 20,758, Reviews: 5 Published: 12-10-06
Status: Complete

Richard Sharpe, supposedly on the sick list, is charged with looking after two young daughters of a Colonel. Easy. Till one gets kidnapped... Re-listed in new Sharpe books category.

Sharpe's Book

2006-12-10T11:13:31-08:00

Author: Mardy Lass
Category: Sharpe Series
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Chapters: 9, Words: 24,588, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-10-06
Status: Complete

Richard Sharpe must find a book of spys' names and return it to Wellington. Simple. Except he's not the only one after it. My 3rd fic. Re-listed in new Sharpe category.

Sharpe's Tea

2006-11-15T08:03:59-08:00

Author: Mardy Lass
Category: Sharpe Series
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Chapters: 10, Words: 25,065, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-15-06
Status: Complete

Major Richard Sharpe and co. must reach a river before the French. And lay off the tea. Some swearing and battle scenes. My 2nd 'fic! Re-listed in new Sharpe books category.

Sharpe's Pits

2006-11-13T09:18:32-08:00

Author: Mardy Lass
Category: Sharpe Series
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Chapters: 8, Words: 24,823, Reviews: 4 Published: 11-13-06
Status: Complete

Major Richard Sharpe and Sergeant Harper must reach a Spanish village, escorting 3 civilians, steal some supplies and give the French a good kicking. My first fic ever! Re-listed in new Sharpe book category.