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Emotional

2009-10-30T20:41:37-08:00

Author: Bittersweet Romanticide
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Ash K./Satoshi & Misty/Kasumi
Chapters: 9, Words: 52,053, Reviews: 147 Updated: 10-30-09 Published: 7-13-09
Status: In-Progress

Ash just wishes that Misty would be nicer, or maybe more sarcastic, or maybe a cheerleader or a genius, anyone other than who she is. The Legendaries have no problem arranging that, but, in the end, is it really what he wants? AAML

Letters Home

2009-09-02T17:33:59-08:00

Author: Bittersweet Romanticide
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Drew/Shuu & May/Haruka
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,382, Reviews: 10 Published: 9-2-09
Status: Complete

May can't think of anything to put in a letter to her mother. Can Drew make her life more interesting? All dialogue, contestshipping. DAML.

Forgetting Candy Necklaces

2009-08-19T22:54:11-08:00

Author: Bittersweet Romanticide
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Ash K./Satoshi & Misty/Kasumi
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,214, Reviews: 17 Published: 8-19-09
Status: Complete

Welcome to the carnival one and all! Watch our heroes eat delicious carnie food, ride the Ferris Wheel to fireworks, and dance on the tightrope between childhood and adulthood that just so happens to be made of candy necklaces. AAML

Advice About Girls

2009-08-17T20:22:33-08:00

Author: Bittersweet Romanticide
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Ash K./Satoshi & Misty/Kasumi
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,647, Reviews: 31 Published: 8-17-09
Status: Complete

Ash wasn't asking Brock for advice on girls, oh no. He was asking for advice about girls, which was entirely different. It was only out of curiosity that he inquired, "What's the perfect girl?" Hints of AAML

Canon Rape

2009-08-03T11:43:00-08:00

Author: Bittersweet Romanticide
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 100, Words: 96,357, Reviews: 1187 Updated: 8-3-09 Published: 1-4-09
Status: Complete

In the fandom of Pokemon, some characters are badly portrayed, laws of the realm are clearly denied, and inconsistencies run rampant through poorly written stories. Don't worry, fair readers, I'm here to help. Innuendos and very coarse language.

Dear Diary

2009-07-16T19:46:03-08:00

Author: Bittersweet Romanticide
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 6, Words: 16,870, Reviews: 26 Updated: 7-16-09 Published: 2-8-09
Status: In-Progress

A series of character reflective pieces. Pairings, if ever mentioned, will most likely be pokeshipping and contestshipping. Recent Chapter: Anabel - Fear

Rebellious Thinking

2009-07-07T12:28:50-08:00

Author: Bittersweet Romanticide
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Ash K./Satoshi & Misty/Kasumi
Chapters: 23, Words: 213,289, Reviews: 222 Updated: 7-7-09 Published: 6-27-08
Status: Complete

One would think a chance to escape TR's iron grip, full of oppression, pills, and tragedy, would be at the top of her list. But it's hard to leave the only life you've ever known. Can Ash convince Misty to join the rebellion and take down Team Rocket?AAML

Ash's Adventures in Wonderland

2009-06-27T22:00:37-08:00

Author: Bittersweet Romanticide
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Romance
Pairing: Ash K./Satoshi
Chapters: 1, Words: 12,457, Reviews: 10 Published: 6-27-09
Status: Complete

Ash has dreamt up his own little wonderland. Now he just needs to pass all the tests, confront his faults and fears, and finish before he wakes up and has to do it over and over and over and...he really hopes this isn't a coma dream. AAML

Nuances of Hormones

2009-06-14T19:39:27-08:00

Author: Bittersweet Romanticide
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Ash K./Satoshi & Misty/Kasumi
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,323, Reviews: 8 Published: 6-14-09
Status: Complete

Five drabbles inspired by Poe poems and all with the catalyst of hormones. AAML. Pokeshipping. Bikeshipping. Sakashipping. T for swearing and, well, hormones.

Every Second

2009-05-30T18:36:53-08:00

Author: Bittersweet Romanticide
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Friendship
Pairing: Misty/Kasumi & Ash K./Satoshi
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,807, Reviews: 16 Published: 5-30-09
Status: Complete

It's said that every second, somewhere in the universe, a star goes supernova, and Misty can't help compare the explosion of the brightest stars to the imminent explosion of the brightest boy she knows. Heroes always go in the worst ways.

Ghost

2009-05-29T10:38:32-08:00

Author: Bittersweet Romanticide
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Horror
Pairing: Brock/Takeshi & Misty/Kasumi
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,501, Reviews: 11 Published: 5-29-09
Status: Complete

Tick, tock went the old brass clock, serenading Brock to sleep. Drip, drop, the tears did slop, all over the old man’s sheets. Each night, Misty pays a visit to hear dear old friend. It might not have been so frightening if she wasn't dead.

Yen

2009-03-09T10:30:09-08:00

Author: Bittersweet Romanticide
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Ash K./Satoshi & Misty/Kasumi
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,153, Reviews: 27 Published: 3-9-09
Status: Complete

Every time he dared to touch, he would pull away, and the temptation grew stronger. It was only a matter of time before it would all be confronted, when that fruit was tossed his way, and he would have to decide if it was worth it. AAML

Kate's and Keith's Alphabet Book

2009-03-02T09:56:47-08:00

Author: Bittersweet Romanticide
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Keith/Dazzle
Chapters: 26, Words: 17,330, Reviews: 86 Updated: 3-2-09 Published: 1-7-09
Status: Complete

For the Alphabet challenge, twenty six drabbles for twenty six themes, each corresponding to a letter of the alphabet. Rated T because...eventually I'll write something in here inappropriate for prepubescent eyes.

Song Challenge

2009-01-25T08:21:00-08:00

Author: Bittersweet Romanticide
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Ash K./Satoshi & Misty/Kasumi
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,818, Reviews: 7 Published: 1-25-09
Status: Complete

Just some light work, the ipod challenge. Ten drabbles written while listening to ten songs. Pokeshipping.

Ever After

2009-01-20T12:48:35-08:00

Author: Bittersweet Romanticide
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Misty/Kasumi & Brock/Takeshi
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,870, Reviews: 11 Published: 1-20-09
Status: Complete

Because, in real life, happily ever after almost never comes true. BAML A/U

The Ratata and the River

2009-01-02T14:09:42-08:00

Author: Bittersweet Romanticide
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Ash K./Satoshi & Misty/Kasumi
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,218, Reviews: 22 Published: 1-2-09
Status: Complete

While Brock is using the only pickup line that will ever work, Ash and Misty begin a long discussion of what part of Ash's anatomy will overpower his brain, not that the latter was of much use anyway. Slight AAML

Alphabetical Order

2008-12-30T11:08:09-08:00

Author: Bittersweet Romanticide
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Ash K./Satoshi & Misty/Kasumi
Chapters: 26, Words: 23,653, Reviews: 160 Updated: 12-30-08 Published: 12-22-08
Status: Complete

For the Alphabet Challenge issued by A Rose for me-A Rose for you. 26 short little oneshots each with an alphabetical prompt. AAML/pokeshipping, with slight DAML/contestshipping

The Twain Shall Meet

2008-12-21T20:53:23-08:00

Author: Bittersweet Romanticide
Category: Teen Titans
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Beast Boy & Raven
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,503, Reviews: 7 Published: 12-21-08
Status: Complete

East is East," she said, "and West is West." "And if they go far enough West and East," he countered, "they eventually run right smack into each other." Hinted BBRae

Seven Heavenly Virtues

2008-12-09T17:21:23-08:00

Author: Bittersweet Romanticide
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Misty/Kasumi & Ash K./Satoshi
Chapters: 1, Words: 9,286, Reviews: 14 Published: 12-9-08
Status: Complete

Sequel to Seven Deadly Sins. Misty decides that if her boyfriend is going to embody the sins, she'll embody the virtues. Unfortunately, he has very different thoughts in mind. AAML

Challenge

2008-12-02T11:51:09-08:00

Author: Bittersweet Romanticide
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 14, Words: 21,416, Reviews: 78 Updated: 12-2-08 Published: 2-25-08
Status: Complete

A short series of oneshots based on the challenges found in SilverUmbra's profile and, apparently, the suggestions of my reviewers . Pokemon pairings. COMPLETED

Questions

2008-11-25T19:21:23-08:00

Author: Bittersweet Romanticide
Category: Avatar: Last Airbender
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Toph
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,551, Reviews: 5 Published: 11-25-08
Status: Complete

It was understandable that they had questions, since not many had seen an earthbender like her before, but that didn't mean she couldn't be her sarcastic, fun-loving self while she answered them. Toph centric.

Seven Deadly Sins

2008-11-16T19:13:14-08:00

Author: Bittersweet Romanticide
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Ash K./Satoshi & Misty/Kasumi
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,016, Reviews: 17 Published: 11-16-08
Status: Complete

Over the week of the Pallet Town fish festival, Ash was feeling downright sinful. They were ripped apart, and brought back together, all thanks to the deadly seven. AAML

Vicissitude

2008-11-09T10:33:34-08:00

Author: Bittersweet Romanticide
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Friendship
Pairing: Ash K./Satoshi & Misty/Kasumi
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,102, Reviews: 9 Published: 11-9-08
Status: Complete

No matter how hard Ash wanted things to stay the same, people changed. Misty changed, he changed, and as hard as it was to accept it, the dictionary she threw in his lap left him with no other choice. Very, very slight hints of AAML.

Circle

2008-11-07T17:35:44-08:00

Author: Bittersweet Romanticide
Category: Teen Titans
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Friendship/Spiritual
Pairing: Raven & Beast Boy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,822, Reviews: 10 Published: 11-7-08
Status: Complete

“I’m a demon,” she clarified further, ripping her eyes from the circle to look into Beast Boy's. “Even if it’s just by half, I’m still a demon. Anything protected by a religious symbol, a religious notion, is supposed to keep me out." No pairings.

Teacher

2008-11-04T17:51:54-08:00

Author: Bittersweet Romanticide
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,837, Reviews: 15 Published: 11-4-08
Status: Complete

Handymanshipping. Tracey couldn’t stop his face from flushing as she leaned heavily into his hold. “Just wrap your arms around me and show me how to draw, Mr. Sketchitt.”

Halloween Hijinks

2008-10-30T18:33:24-08:00

Author: Bittersweet Romanticide
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Ash K./Satoshi & Misty/Kasumi
Chapters: 1, Words: 9,439, Reviews: 20 Published: 10-30-08
Status: Complete

It's Halloween night, and a drunk Ash and Misty are getting a visit from the ghosts of Halloween Past, Present and Future, all with the same goal: to prevent them from having sex. Of course, the young drunks aren't too keen on that...AAML, no lemon

Learning to Laugh

2008-10-26T12:47:11-08:00

Author: Bittersweet Romanticide
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Edward E. & Alphonse E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,372, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-26-08
Status: Complete

Al wonders if they'll meet up with an alternate universe Winry, and Ed decides its time to move on.

Story Time

2008-10-19T19:29:14-08:00

Author: Bittersweet Romanticide
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Ash K./Satoshi & May/Haruka
Chapters: 1, Words: 9,509, Reviews: 14 Published: 10-19-08
Status: Complete

Max gets told a bed time story, right from the Middle Ages, mocking the cliche that is the Medieval Times romance fanfiction. May is the princess, Ash is the village idiot, and in order for them to be wed he has to kill the salamance. AAMayL

Unnerved

2008-10-15T19:39:10-08:00

Author: Bittersweet Romanticide
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,231, Reviews: 18 Published: 10-15-08
Status: Complete

Daisy smirked and tweaked the young girl’s nose, setting the punch bowl down on the table. “Just remember, little sister, if you see a rubberband on the door: stay out.” AAML, slight Handymanshipping

Tangent

2008-09-26T18:35:12-08:00

Author: Bittersweet Romanticide
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,367, Reviews: 9 Published: 9-26-08
Status: Complete

Dawn had a redhead to boost her up when she felt down, and Ash had his own.

May's Blue Rose

2008-09-20T20:46:19-08:00

Author: Bittersweet Romanticide
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,666, Reviews: 13 Published: 9-20-08
Status: Complete

May had never read the play, so when her green haired rival quoted, kissed, then walked away, she wasn’t sure why she suddenly wanted to break a glass unicorn while she danced around her room. DAML

Philter

2008-09-19T19:05:37-08:00

Author: Bittersweet Romanticide
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,465, Reviews: 10 Published: 9-19-08
Status: Complete

Wondering what Ash unknowingly dared me to drink, I flipped the vial over: “Philter: human hormones, pheromones and a magic touch!” To which I hotly replied, “Who leaves that in a fridge?” AAML

Just Rap, Rap, Rapping at Her Glass Gym Door

2008-09-08T19:10:07-08:00

Author: Bittersweet Romanticide
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,321, Reviews: 10 Published: 9-8-08
Status: Complete

AAML, a poem inspired by “The Raven” by E.A.P. It’s a late night in Cerulean, when a black-haired boy comes knocking…rated for one very mild swear word.

Crimson Lake

2008-07-20T16:17:31-08:00

Author: Bittersweet Romanticide
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Horror/Romance
Chapters: 5, Words: 31,424, Reviews: 30 Updated: 7-20-08 Published: 6-2-08
Status: Complete

Senseless murder, tension, impulse and the primitive beast that sets it all in motion. NO LEMON. Inspired by a suggestion from EVAN AAML. Rated M for descriptive murder, swearing and sexual references.

Oops? and Deja Vu

2008-07-01T16:00:42-08:00

Author: Bittersweet Romanticide
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,818, Reviews: 28 Updated: 7-1-08 Published: 12-19-06
Status: Complete

Misty decides with a little prompting from Pikachu that Ash is too stupid to realize love even if it hits him smack in the face and well...oops? The second chapter is a remake of the story, read that one before the suckish first one. AAML, pokeshipping

Slip of the Tongue

2008-06-05T20:12:27-08:00

Author: Bittersweet Romanticide
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 50, Words: 215,467, Reviews: 626 Updated: 6-5-08 Published: 1-11-07
Status: Complete

A Collection of 50 AAML and DAML oneshots. Rated T for language and crude humor. Chapter 4 sucks, skip it. AM stands for pokeshipping, DM stands for constestshipping.

In Order of Priority

2008-05-29T15:42:46-08:00

Author: Bittersweet Romanticide
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,545, Reviews: 16 Published: 5-29-08
Status: Complete

Written for MiyaToriaka's "Crazy Like You" contest. It's early, halfway through the episode of the Misty Mermaid, and Misty's got stage fright! -sarcastic gasp of horror- Can anyone crossdress and help her through this terrifying time?

Don’t Believe What You See

2008-05-09T18:57:45-08:00

Author: Bittersweet Romanticide
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Supernatural
Chapters: 24, Words: 155,862, Reviews: 279 Updated: 5-9-08 Published: 10-14-07
Status: Complete

While cleaning out the attic, Misty comes across the Unown who are itching to try their powers out again,this time for world domination, will her friends be able to stop her before she’s lost to the Unown forever? Contestshipping, Pokeshipping

The Only One Who Noticed

2008-02-06T15:43:30-08:00

Author: Bittersweet Romanticide
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 528, Reviews: 14 Published: 2-6-08
Status: Complete

During dinner one night, Misty finally realizes exactly why all they ever think about it food.

Christmas Cookies

2007-12-24T11:00:33-08:00

Author: Bittersweet Romanticide
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,844, Reviews: 11 Published: 12-24-07
Status: Complete

Pallet and Oystershipping. Ash and Misty decide to make Christmas cookies for their partners, Gary and Dawn. However, when they get their hands on some strange, clear liquid, things aren't going the way they plan. Talk about cooking with wine!

Secret Tapes

2007-12-16T15:50:01-08:00

Author: Bittersweet Romanticide
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,633, Reviews: 30 Published: 12-16-07
Status: Complete

Ash, Misty, May and Drew have been told to make tapes confessing everything they've done. Maybe our heroes aren't quite as heroic as we thought...slight AAML and DAML.

Blue Eyes

2007-11-19T19:56:23-08:00

Author: Bittersweet Romanticide
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,786, Reviews: 18 Published: 11-19-07
Status: Complete

It's Ash and Gary's wedding reception, and Dawn's trying to prove that Misty's 'experiment' with her is actually a bit closer to a crush than the Scientific Method...DAWNxMISTY, AshxGary. Rated for swearing.

Let Me Go

2007-11-07T20:02:51-08:00

Author: Bittersweet Romanticide
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 558, Reviews: 14 Published: 11-7-07
Status: Complete

Just a letter Ash sends out to his friends telling them thanks and why he's leaving. I didn't intend for romance, just friendship, could you keep it that way? It's okay, not fantastic. Won't get reviewed anyway. I hope someone gets something out of it.

Ash Ketchum

2007-01-25T18:56:22-08:00

Author: Bittersweet Romanticide
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 284, Reviews: 13 Published: 1-25-07
Status: Complete

A little reflection on Ash Ketchum from anyone's POV. Except Brock.