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Animadverto Licentia

2008-12-28T13:13:08-08:00

Author: BuddhaBooty
Category: Kung Fu Panda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Family/Romance
Pairing: Shifu
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,734, Reviews: 5 Updated: 12-28-08 Published: 12-27-08
Status: In-Progress

One child, parentless: 0 on Master Card, Three kings journeying from icy Mongolia: 2,346 on Master Card, One blind nanny with the hots for one of your students: 0 on Master Card, The perfect Christmas: Priceless

Phobia

2008-12-25T21:46:15-08:00

Author: BuddhaBooty
Category: Kung Fu Panda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 6, Words: 5,133, Reviews: 32 Updated: 12-25-08 Published: 11-4-08
Status: Complete

Everyone's afraid of something, be it heights, the dark, or small spaces, but what frightens the strongest and most powerful warriors in all of China? Let's find out. WARNING! NON SLASH PAIRINGS!

Mixed Nuts

2008-11-19T08:31:10-08:00

Author: BuddhaBooty
Category: Kung Fu Panda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 9, Words: 7,357, Reviews: 41 Updated: 11-19-08 Published: 7-29-08
Status: Complete

A bunch of totally unrelated stories that I must be nuts to write.

Amazing Accomplishment

2008-11-15T19:22:38-08:00

Author: BuddhaBooty
Category: Kung Fu Panda
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Po & Tai Lung
Chapters: 11, Words: 12,519, Reviews: 23 Updated: 11-15-08 Published: 9-25-08
Status: Complete

SEQUEL TO MM. Love. Death. Memory. Life. There are seperators, boundaries, between each of these, but what happens when love means being willing to lose, willing to die, willing to give everything? Do we really want to know? Are we ready?

Truth in Punishment

2008-11-01T22:02:36-08:00

Author: BuddhaBooty
Category: Kung Fu Panda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Commander Vachir
Chapters: 9, Words: 7,236, Reviews: 18 Updated: 11-1-08 Published: 10-1-08
Status: Complete

They say the beginning is a good place to start, I wouldn’t know, I’ve never written more than reports. I don’t like reports, there's no soul in them. I like writing with a soul. It holds truth that few recognize. For me, it hold the truth of punishment.

Fluffy Friday

2008-10-16T17:15:09-08:00

Author: BuddhaBooty
Category: Kung Fu Panda
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Po & Tai Lung
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,664, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-16-08
Status: Complete

This is for Awerewolf, who is sick and who I'm really, really worried about! I hope this helps you get better!

Not Sorry

2008-10-11T09:51:40-08:00

Author: BuddhaBooty
Category: Kung Fu Panda
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy
Pairing: Tigress & Po
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,646, Reviews: 6 Published: 10-11-08
Status: Complete

Why? Why would he do that? I don't understand. I'm sorry. Po/Tigress onesided , Toogway M for suicide, character death, disturbing images

Ask the Furious Five

2008-09-27T16:57:31-08:00

Author: BuddhaBooty
Category: Kung Fu Panda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 6, Words: 11,172, Reviews: 69 Updated: 9-27-08 Published: 7-11-08
Status: Complete

Complete! But feel free to browse the questions and visit the last chapter for theme songs!

Paternal Irony

2008-09-24T14:47:18-08:00

Author: BuddhaBooty
Category: Kung Fu Panda
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Family
Pairing: Tai Lung & Shifu
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,991, Reviews: 17 Updated: 9-24-08 Published: 9-16-08
Status: Complete

I always wondered what it would be like, standing atop a whispy cumulous cloud as you are engulfed by a deadly thunderhead. I never thought I'd find out like this. Ironic, isn't it? Now with added an Po chapter!

10 Typos for Awerewolf

2008-09-02T17:29:32-08:00

Author: BuddhaBooty
Category: Kung Fu Panda
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Pairing: Po & Tai Lung
Chapters: 11, Words: 7,237, Reviews: 18 Updated: 9-2-08 Published: 8-16-08
Status: In-Progress

Gift for the nicest, awesomest beta ever, and if you read it and feel up to the challenge, go for it! Each of the typos will be expanded on, so don't worry of you don't totally understand some of them! Contest in last chapter!

A Lovely Present

2008-08-25T15:52:26-08:00

Author: BuddhaBooty
Category: Kung Fu Panda
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Horror/Romance
Pairing: Po & Oogway
Chapters: 6, Words: 11,063, Reviews: 6 Updated: 8-25-08 Published: 8-16-08
Status: Complete

It was so perfect. Sure, maybe they hadn't gone all the way, yet, but he could wait. He knew, sooner or later, it would happen, and that was good enough for him. Too bad he didn't get a choice in the matter. M/M, rated M for safety. Thanks, Awerewolf!

Magnificent Mistake: Uncut Version

2008-08-05T20:04:48-08:00

Author: BuddhaBooty
Category: Kung Fu Panda
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Po & Crane
Chapters: 10, Words: 43,480, Reviews: 33 Updated: 8-5-08 Published: 6-18-08
Status: Complete

Starts out the same as the last, but what do you do after years of hearing how you're not good enough? How far will he go to make himself as beautiful as the one he loves. What will happen when he discovers his love's shameful secret? Read and review!

Do You Remember Our Love?

2008-07-28T16:34:34-08:00

Author: BuddhaBooty
Category: Kung Fu Panda
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Romance
Pairing: Oogway
Chapters: 1, Words: 399, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-28-08
Status: Complete

When it rains, will you remember me? On the golden plains of Nirvana, will you remember me? Whenever you hear a song, will you remember me? Because I will remember you.

Sweet Little Bumblebee

2008-06-26T18:31:05-08:00

Author: BuddhaBooty
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 757, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-26-08
Status: Complete

G1: Warning! New bonds can lead to the desire to try nes and stupid things, such as molesting your mate on national television! DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME! Done for Trailsmaagirl

Magnificent Mistake

2008-06-13T22:00:46-08:00

Author: BuddhaBooty
Category: Kung Fu Panda
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Po & Crane
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,305, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-13-08
Status: Complete

Slash! What happens to the Dragon Warrior after the final battle with Tai Lung? Why does Tigress eat so little? Where does Crane stand in all of this? Our favorite Panda Warrior is about to find out! M for safety

Tasting The Rainbow

2008-06-04T13:42:28-08:00

Author: BuddhaBooty
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,197, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-4-08
Status: Complete

G1: Complete and utter crack. Warning! Slash and insanity! This could rot your brain!

The Trouble With Bonding

2008-05-11T11:12:29-08:00

Author: BuddhaBooty
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Horror/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,477, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-11-08
Status: Complete

2007: Nanites are a major problem, especially when Megatron, Optimus, AND Trent are involved. A premonition? A dream? A memory? What was it? WARNING! GORE VIOLENCE SLASH AND DEATH kinda

Catalyst

2008-05-11T10:06:43-08:00

Author: BuddhaBooty
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Suspense/Drama
Chapters: 6, Words: 6,415, Reviews: 11 Updated: 5-11-08 Published: 4-27-08
Status: In-Progress

G1: They were the bane of his existence, but when fate decides to take them away, what will he do? Can one little box help bring him the joy he needs? Story will probably be changed constantly.

Captive

2008-05-04T10:07:14-08:00

Author: BuddhaBooty
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,057, Reviews: 0 Published: 5-4-08
Status: Complete

2007: What happens when you are captured by your brother? Smut and threesomes, that's what! I suck at summaries, so you'll just have to read this one.

Cybertronian Reproduction Rant

2008-05-02T15:31:46-08:00

Author: BuddhaBooty
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 894, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-2-08
Status: Complete

Where do Transformers come from? My take on the whole 'the talk' for Transformers. Applicable to all continuities.

How to Show You My Love

2008-04-29T14:14:04-08:00

Author: BuddhaBooty
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,121, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-29-08
Status: Complete

G1: Strength. What is it? The ability to control your emotions? Or something more? When his illustrious leader is injured, one mech will learn the true meaning of strength. Slash! Some graphic material gore? kinda.

I'll Never Let You Go

2008-04-27T11:35:42-08:00

Author: BuddhaBooty
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,902, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-27-08
Status: Complete

Armada: Sequel to Pleasure's All Mine: WARNING! Slash, rape, possessiveness, spark sex! He got the call to tutor a comrade, but when his training session turns into a nightmare can one mech heal his spark? SLASH!

Pleasure's All Mine

2008-04-27T11:30:36-08:00

Author: BuddhaBooty
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,019, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-27-08
Status: Complete

Armada: Immortality. What is it? What does it do to a being? After billions of eons, what is there left to feel but pain and sorrow? One mech is about to discover that there is so much more to be felt. Slash and almost rape!

Rhythm of Creation

2008-04-26T18:48:36-08:00

Author: BuddhaBooty
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,830, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-26-08
Status: Complete

Armada: Read the Ambrosia series before you read this! In the dark many things become distorted, many fears arise, and you may even see some ghosts from your past, but when those ghosts cause you to hurt you lover, what do you do? Rape and spark scars.

Forever Yours

2008-04-26T17:51:46-08:00

Author: BuddhaBooty
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,010, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-26-08
Status: Complete

G1: He awoke after four million years, remembering his spark's companion, his beautiful, betrothed lover. Now if only he could FIND him.

Moving On

2008-03-13T08:25:07-08:00

Author: BuddhaBooty
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,534, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-13-08
Status: Complete

After the battle in the beginning of TF:TM 80's , Soundwave takes Megatron to a place of safety and samctuary for some much-needed repairs, but what happens when tragedy strikes, leaving Soundwave stranded in a unfamiliar world? AU. Slash. 1st attempt.