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The Undefinable Relationship

2009-10-24T06:54:35-08:00

Author: formerlyknownasone
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Edward & Bella
Chapters: 1, Words: 10,513, Reviews: 16 Published: 10-24-09
Status: Complete

Bella can't seem to define what her relationship with Edward is. AU/All Human. Written for the 'When Love Was New' Contest.

Over Tea Leaves and Coffee

2009-09-22T00:55:26-08:00

Author: formerlyknownasone
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 11, Words: 42,346, Reviews: 272 Updated: 9-22-09 Published: 4-6-07
Status: Complete

You seem to believe entirely too much in coincidence," Draco winked at her. A DMHG story. Read and Review.

Lovers, Almost

2009-06-21T02:29:14-08:00

Author: formerlyknownasone
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 3, Words: 9,583, Reviews: 71 Updated: 6-21-09 Published: 12-10-08
Status: In-Progress

Edward and Bella shared one night together before she left. What Bella didn't expect was for Edward to find her, or for her name and image to appear on the billboards across the country... Over and over again. AU/AH. All Human.

The Twenty Six Year Old Virgin

2009-05-17T07:44:10-08:00

Author: formerlyknownasone
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,962, Reviews: 46 Published: 5-17-09
Status: Complete

And Edward never had a problem with it. That is, until he met Bella Swan. AU/ All Human

Textbooks

2009-02-15T07:17:29-08:00

Author: formerlyknownasone
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Katie B. & Oliver W.
Chapters: 2, Words: 6,736, Reviews: 37 Updated: 2-15-09 Published: 8-8-08
Status: In-Progress

Don't worry Oliver. You will figure it out someday." Katie smiled. Let's hope he does. Haha no longer a oneshot. Read and Review.

A Very Long Night

2008-09-26T10:04:50-08:00

Author: formerlyknownasone
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Edward & Bella
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,375, Reviews: 25 Published: 9-26-08
Status: Complete

Edward meets the love of his life in an unexpected place under unusual circumstances... In the laundry room. Edward Bella oneshot. Read and Review.

Wednesday

2008-07-19T07:31:15-08:00

Author: formerlyknownasone
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Katie B. & Oliver W.
Chapters: 2, Words: 5,921, Reviews: 33 Updated: 7-19-08 Published: 6-14-08
Status: In-Progress

I couldn't resist ice cream." Katie said. "That's why I'm laughing." Oliver smiled. A simple story on how the both of them came to love Wednesdays. KBOW. R&R

Betty Crocker's Guide to Marvellous Baking

2007-12-20T06:07:03-08:00

Author: formerlyknownasone
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,462, Reviews: 23 Published: 12-20-07
Status: Complete

One, chuck in random ingredients. Two, bash the dough. Three, pop it the oven and hope for the best. Caution: Recipe may not work. A DMHG Christmas one shot. Read, and review!

Maple Syrup

2007-12-20T06:04:03-08:00

Author: formerlyknownasone
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Katie B. & Oliver W.
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,533, Reviews: 30 Updated: 12-20-07 Published: 11-17-07
Status: In-Progress

Just a simple story revolving around Oliver, Katie and the colour of maple syrup. A simple KBOW story. Read and Review.

Outside Quidditch Quality Supplies

2007-12-15T00:31:13-08:00

Author: formerlyknownasone
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Katie B. & Oliver W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,858, Reviews: 11 Published: 12-15-07
Status: Complete

Just a little Christmas Eve scene of Katie and Oliver outside Quidditch Quality Supplies. A KBOW Christmas oneshot. R&R

Working Ethics

2007-10-06T07:47:49-08:00

Author: formerlyknownasone
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,658, Reviews: 47 Published: 10-6-07
Status: Complete

I bet you all can't imagine me, Draco Malfoy, working in the Department of Magical Law Enforcement. Me. But hey, they say a career builds character. Or something like that. DMHG oneshot.

Things To Do With A Tongue

2007-09-30T10:30:48-08:00

Author: formerlyknownasone
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Katie B. & Oliver W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,655, Reviews: 13 Published: 9-30-07
Status: Complete

Of all the things you could wish to do with a tongue,he just had to choose the most boring answer. Still, Oliver would have found it immensely useful last Tuesday during Defence Against the Dark Arts. KBOW oneshot

A Letter to Fred

2007-08-10T05:19:28-08:00

Author: formerlyknownasone
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Fred W. & Katie B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,189, Reviews: 32 Published: 8-10-07
Status: Complete

And then, just as I was sneezing and helplessly wet, you came in yellow Wellington boots and beamed brightly at me, offering me your big blue umbrella near the red brick wall.

Compliments to the Red Hat

2007-08-03T06:50:38-08:00

Author: formerlyknownasone
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,892, Reviews: 32 Published: 8-3-07
Status: Complete

I think that red hats deserve more credit than they are given. A DMHG oneshot.

End Of The Summer

2007-07-14T04:42:57-08:00

Author: formerlyknownasone
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Katie B. & Oliver W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,029, Reviews: 13 Published: 7-14-07
Status: Complete

He quietly pocketed the little lavender wildflower into his pocket, glad that she didn't notice. A KBOW oneshot.

Paper Faces

2007-06-09T05:01:34-08:00

Author: formerlyknownasone
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,942, Reviews: 15 Published: 6-9-07
Status: Complete

Paper faces on parade. Hide your face so the world will never find you... Draco discovers that forgiveness is not that hard after all. DMHG oneshot. Read, and review!

Middle of the Sea

2007-05-15T03:23:26-08:00

Author: formerlyknownasone
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Katie B. & Oliver W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,469, Reviews: 18 Published: 5-15-07
Status: Complete

He was that lonely rock in the middle of the sea. He thought he found another one beside him all along... It turned out only to be a pebble. KBOW oneshot. R&R

Mismatched Socks

2007-04-29T08:21:01-08:00

Author: formerlyknownasone
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Katie B. & Oliver W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,484, Reviews: 25 Published: 4-29-07
Status: Complete

He had the worst taste in socks, Katie often told him. That's weird though... She wears the same socks as him. KBOW oneshot. Just giddy sent Oliver on a holiday and he's back. Fiji's not that great after all.

Potions and Quidditch

2007-04-06T08:26:51-08:00

Author: formerlyknownasone
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Katie B. & Oliver W.
Chapters: 3, Words: 7,475, Reviews: 55 Updated: 4-6-07 Published: 1-13-07
Status: In-Progress

McGonagall is not amused with Katie Bell...Endless disasters happen in Potions. Oliver Wood gets dragged along somehow.KBOW story finally updated after a gazillion years so Please Read and Review!

You Are My Sunshine

2007-03-16T17:59:30-08:00

Author: formerlyknownasone
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Katie B. & Oliver W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,578, Reviews: 31 Published: 3-16-07
Status: Complete

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. You make me happy when skies are gray .You'll never know dear, how much I love you. Please don't take my sunshine away... A really sad KBOW. Read and Review.

PI DAY

2007-03-14T10:27:57-08:00

Author: formerlyknownasone
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,319, Reviews: 59 Published: 3-14-07
Status: Complete

YES, I am refering to that mathematical symbol in math. Pi. Today is Pi Day, and Draco Malfoy is glad of it. DMHG oneshot. Read and review!

Mondays

2007-03-02T05:27:08-08:00

Author: formerlyknownasone
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,000, Reviews: 44 Published: 3-2-07
Status: Complete

Out of all of the days in a week, Draco Malfoy likes Monday the most. A DMHG oneshot. Read & Review.

Newton's Third Law

2007-02-21T03:32:48-08:00

Author: formerlyknownasone
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Katie B. & Oliver W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,355, Reviews: 25 Published: 2-21-07
Status: Complete

Newton's Third Law states that for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. George Weasley shows Katie and Oliver that there are always exceptions to the rule...KBOW oneshot. Read, and review!

A Bunch Of 'X's and 'O's

2007-02-03T03:58:05-08:00

Author: formerlyknownasone
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Katie B. & Oliver W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,950, Reviews: 27 Published: 2-3-07
Status: Complete

Oliver doesn't know why everyone signs off their letter with 'XOXO's... Nor does he know what it means. Katie Bell shows him its true meaning. A KBOW oneshot. Read, and Review!

Draco Malfoy Edits Fan Fiction

2007-01-26T03:02:19-08:00

Author: formerlyknownasone
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,427, Reviews: 106 Published: 1-26-07
Status: Complete

This is where Malfoy sits down reluctantly to edit DMHG fan fiction. Really. Oneshot DMHG. Read and Review!

Newton's Second Law

2007-01-20T00:29:46-08:00

Author: formerlyknownasone
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Katie B. & Oliver W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,762, Reviews: 26 Published: 1-20-07
Status: Complete

Newton's Second law states that the acceleration of an object is directly proportional to the exerted force. George decides to be the 'force'and speed things up for Katie. Guess who is the object...again? Oliver. A KBOW oneshot.R&R

Fighting and Fighting and Fighting and Fighting

2007-01-11T02:18:24-08:00

Author: formerlyknownasone
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,626, Reviews: 44 Published: 1-11-07
Status: Complete

Harry has to listen to Draco Malfoy whined on about Hermione Granger. Again. Time to stop. A DMHG oneshot. Read, and Review!

Newton's First Law

2007-01-08T23:03:07-08:00

Author: formerlyknownasone
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Katie B. & Oliver W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,873, Reviews: 30 Published: 1-8-07
Status: Complete

Newton's law states an object in motion will remain in motion and an object at rest will remain at rest unless a force acts upon it. George decides to make Oliver the 'object' and give him a little push. KBOW oneshot. R&R.

Fred Weasley Has A Brilliant Solution

2007-01-02T08:08:28-08:00

Author: formerlyknownasone
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Katie B. & Oliver W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,146, Reviews: 31 Published: 1-2-07
Status: Complete

Fred is sure this thing between Katie and Oliver isn't pure loathe. So he dazzles everyone with a simple but brilliant solution. KBOW one shot. R&R. EVERYONE SEEMS TO OWN A BROOM CUPBOARD KISSING STORY OUT HERE SO I NEED ONE HERE TOO!

Draco Malfoy's Second Attempt to Write An Essay

2006-12-30T00:41:38-08:00

Author: formerlyknownasone
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,805, Reviews: 52 Published: 12-30-06
Status: Complete

He convieniently forgot one thing: his girlfriend was Hermione Granger... And her idea of a perfect date is to spend it in the library. So Draco has no choice but to write an essay again. A DMHG one shot. Read and Review!

In Conclusion Of

2006-12-29T08:28:06-08:00

Author: formerlyknownasone
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Katie B. & Oliver W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,290, Reviews: 23 Published: 12-29-06
Status: Complete

So Katie Bell wants to find someone to kiss midnight New Years Eve. Who it will be she doesn't know. Oliver Wood decides to help her in the name of duty... and eventually comes to a conclusion. A KBOW oneshot. R&R.

Because He Is Worth It

2006-12-27T01:24:20-08:00

Author: formerlyknownasone
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,527, Reviews: 10 Published: 12-27-06
Status: Complete

They shouldn't have started in the first place, it was morally wrong. She and Draco Malfoy. They shouldn't be together, or at least, not like this. A sad romantic DMHG oneshot.Read, and Review!

Happy Christmas And a Quaffle Wood

2006-12-18T23:32:07-08:00

Author: formerlyknownasone
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Katie B. & Oliver W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,681, Reviews: 31 Published: 12-18-06
Status: Complete

No way in hell was Oliver going to let Katie touch another Butterbeer. It would harm the baby, he insists. And there's no way she was going to name it Quaffle. A KBOW christmas oneshot. Read, and Review!

The Witch Weekly Quiz by Rita Skeeter

2006-12-18T01:19:54-08:00

Author: formerlyknownasone
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,877, Reviews: 118 Published: 12-18-06
Status: Complete

Draco takes a really stupid quiz. Involving Hermione. A DMHG oneshot. Read and Review!

He Told Her He Loved Her

2006-12-17T22:29:56-08:00

Author: formerlyknownasone
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Katie B. & Oliver W.
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,654, Reviews: 43 Updated: 12-17-06 Published: 12-6-06
Status: Complete

Oliver confessed that he was frustrated. Confused. He didn't know why Katie was acting like that but it cut him deep. And then, just out of nowhere... He told her he loved her. COMPLETE. Read and Review!

Just One Day

2006-12-14T10:41:23-08:00

Author: formerlyknownasone
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,646, Reviews: 25 Published: 12-14-06
Status: Complete

They never knew what Hermione meant to Draco, and worst, neither did she. Until the day before the last battle. By then it was too late. Her mind was a blank after that. A DMHG oneshot. Read and Review!

Commitment Phobia

2006-12-13T23:20:59-08:00

Author: formerlyknownasone
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Katie B. & Oliver W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,711, Reviews: 23 Published: 12-13-06
Status: Complete

Katie Bell denied it at first of course. Then she had no choice but to accept it. Until Oliver Wood does something. a KBOW one shot. Read and Review!

Career Advice Day

2006-12-10T23:05:58-08:00

Author: formerlyknownasone
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Katie B. & Oliver W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,559, Reviews: 38 Published: 12-10-06
Status: Complete

That's what McGonagall fears most. And Oliver Wood. Until he makes a confession...about Katie A KBOW oneshot. Read and Review!

The Reluctance Of Draco Malfoy to be Santa Claus

2006-12-06T02:10:39-08:00

Author: formerlyknownasone
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,417, Reviews: 52 Published: 12-6-06
Status: Complete

Guess who's forced to become Santa Claus to give people gifts? A very reluctant Draco Malfoy. Well his job does have some perks though... A DMHG Christmas oneshot. Read and Review!

Oh He Will Show Her, And Show Her He Will

2006-12-05T07:54:50-08:00

Author: formerlyknownasone
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Katie B. & Oliver W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,220, Reviews: 19 Published: 12-5-06
Status: Complete

It's Christmas, and that means mistletoe and getting mobbed by fans. Oliver's got just the perfect plan to avoid them, but Katie doesn't believe him. He would just have to show her... and prove her right. A KBOW christmas oneshot. R&R!

That Was When They First Met

2006-12-05T00:57:04-08:00

Author: formerlyknownasone
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,418, Reviews: 29 Published: 12-5-06
Status: Complete

It was the first time Draco met her. He didn't know that he would be her enemy. He didn't know who she was. But right then, all he knew was that she was smiling at him, and rest didn't matter. A DMHG oneshot. R&R

And She Was A Habit

2006-12-04T10:08:13-08:00

Author: formerlyknownasone
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Katie B. & Oliver W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,432, Reviews: 20 Published: 12-4-06
Status: Complete

He didn't realise when looking at her became a habit. But it became one anyway. All Oliver knew was he turned to Katie's direction one day. And he liked what he saw.Her. A KBOW oneshot.R&R

Draco Malfoy's Essay on the Polyjuice Potion

2006-12-03T12:57:09-08:00

Author: formerlyknownasone
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,144, Reviews: 68 Published: 12-3-06
Status: Complete

Draco attempts to write an essay for Potions, but ends up writing rubbish to fill in spaces... And about a certain someone. DMHG oneshot

This Was What It Felt Like

2006-12-02T21:00:15-08:00

Author: formerlyknownasone
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Katie B. & Oliver W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,033, Reviews: 17 Published: 12-2-06
Status: Complete

I was always there for you, whether you knew it or not. I was merely your captain,your friend... and nothing more. R&R. KBOW oneshot

13 Myths About Hogwarts That Needs To Be Corrected

2006-12-02T09:29:15-08:00

Author: formerlyknownasone
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,196, Reviews: 44 Published: 12-2-06
Status: Complete

The title says it all. Read this, and Review!

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

2006-12-02T02:44:55-08:00

Author: formerlyknownasone
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Katie B. & Oliver W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,865, Reviews: 30 Published: 12-2-06
Status: Complete

That's right. That's what Oliver is suffering from. The twins are convinced that he needs psychiatric help, because his OCD isn't from Quidditch, but in the female form of Katie Bell... A KBOW oneshot R&R

Dancing in the Moonlight

2006-12-01T06:37:43-08:00

Author: formerlyknownasone
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Katie B. & Oliver W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,072, Reviews: 19 Published: 12-1-06
Status: Complete

The reason why she never dance, even at this Christmas Ball? Katie Bell dances like she's got two left feet, and she's very very very depressed. Oliver dances like he's got two right feet, and he's very very very depressed. A KBOW oneshot