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Catharsis

2011-01-18T02:20:13-08:00

Author: Cadaverous Apples
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Romance/Drama
Pansy P. & Theodore N.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,079, Reviews: 9, In-Progress

Exposure to the other inevitably leads to destruction, but they don't care. It was always more fun to play with the resulting pieces, anyway. A pastiche of two people locked together in kismet. PT.

Broken Mirrors

2011-01-05T03:18:34-08:00

Author: Cadaverous Apples
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Romance/Drama
Draco M. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 4, Words: 27,191, Reviews: 75, In-Progress

Sometimes Ginny just wanted to break mirrors just so it'd be certain to live for another seven years. She wondered if seeing her face splinter like Draco's mind already had would be worth it. DG. DARK.

Of Winter and Fate

2010-11-21T17:30:20-08:00

Author: Cadaverous Apples
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Romance/Humor
Sirius B. & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,151, Reviews: 10, Complete

Remus' smile turned wicked. "But you're sick, and it's my turn. Sit on the edge of the tub." - Post-detention, Remus takes care of an ill Sirius in the only way he knows how. Oneshot. RS. Smut.

Jigsaw

2010-11-17T06:32:58-08:00

Author: Cadaverous Apples
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Drama/Romance
Draco M. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,594, Reviews: 8, Complete

They'd slam against each other so hard that pieces of them would fly everywhere, and sluggishly, agonizingly, they'd fit the pieces back together. Oneshot. DG. DARK.

Exhibitionism on a Knut

2010-11-16T22:21:13-08:00

Author: Cadaverous Apples
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Romance/Humor
Draco M. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,068, Reviews: 19, Complete

Draco Malfoy has redesigned the English Floo system: it's now safer and more comfortable. And of course he has to test just HOW comfortable it is with Ginny Weasley in a quite innovative way. Oneshot. DG. Smut.

Potpourri

2010-10-25T03:10:17-08:00

Author: Cadaverous Apples
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Romance/Drama
Draco M. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 15, Words: 8,309, Reviews: 177, In-Progress

pō'pʊ-rē': 1. a mixture of dried petals of roses or other flowers with spices, kept in a jar for their fragrance. 2. a mélange of one hundred drabbles that may or may not smell piquant. DG and others.

A Matter of Discourse

2010-04-16T00:55:41-08:00

Author: Cadaverous Apples
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Humor/Romance
Draco M. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,917, Reviews: 17, In-Progress

Really, Ginny Weasley should have known there'd be trouble with Draco Malfoy's son. It was inevitable. As was the destruction of her brand new name plaque, flying at the elder Malfoy's head. It was just a slip of the fingers. Honest. DG.

Crossing Time

2009-12-12T05:43:04-08:00

Author: Cadaverous Apples
Chronicles of Narnia
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Caspian X & Susan Pevensie
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,313, Reviews: 11, Complete

A duo of Caspian X and Susan Pevensie drabbles, chronicling the little moments that we didn't get to see. Written for the casue ldws community on livejournal.

Pride and Sin

2009-10-08T18:55:53-08:00

Author: Cadaverous Apples
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Romance/Humor
Draco M. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,685, Reviews: 26, Complete

Pride goeth before destruction, and Draco Malfoy's "pride" is going to be Ginny's Weasley's destruction. Specifically, Draco Malfoy's wet and naked "pride"....Oneshot. DG. Dash of smut.

The Art of Being Bad

2009-09-27T01:33:27-08:00

Author: Cadaverous Apples
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Draco M. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,246, Reviews: 27, Complete

-"I've never done anything bad." Draco Malfoy shows Ginny Weasley the benefits of being naughty. Oneshot. DG. Cute rather than smutfest.

Shopping for Vegetables and Jelly

2009-08-30T23:56:57-08:00

Author: Cadaverous Apples
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Romance/Humor
Draco M. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 969, Reviews: 15, Complete

Ginny takes Draco shopping, and of course any combination of vegetables and lubricant are going to end up quite...delightful. Drabble. DG. Very smutty and mature.

Evidence

2009-08-22T01:30:58-08:00

Author: Cadaverous Apples
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Romance/Humor
Draco M. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 825, Reviews: 17, Complete

Draco Malfoy has left some conspicuous evidence on Ginny Weasley's skirt....Drabble. DG. Smutty and mature.

Moments

2009-03-22T19:14:06-08:00

Author: Cadaverous Apples
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Romance/Humor
Draco M. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 2, Words: 9,116, Reviews: 47, In-Progress

...in the lives of Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, and Blaise Zabini. But really, we only care about the hilarious ones, the dangerous ones, the sinful ones, the smutty ones...and they're all here. A collection of DGB oneshots. Smut and fluff included!

Smoky Snowflakes

2008-12-08T22:46:15-08:00

Author: Cadaverous Apples
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Romance/General
Draco M. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,628, Reviews: 50, Complete

A late night craving for a smoke sends Ginny Weasley out into the snow, where she finds the most unlikely of persons...with more than desirable results. Hedonism never looked quite as good as Draco Malfoy! Oneshot. DG.

Malfoy Exposed: A Portrait

2008-11-22T21:01:23-08:00

Author: Cadaverous Apples
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Draco M. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 4, Words: 19,833, Reviews: 96, Complete

Ginny Weasley, anonymous painter extraordinaire, is commissioned/blackmailed into painting a portrait of Draco Malfoy. It's a surprise portrait for the pompous narcissist's birthday. A surprise NUDE portrait. Snarky! Delicious! DG. Won multiple awards!

Ogden's Old Icewhiskey

2008-10-25T13:46:39-08:00

Author: Cadaverous Apples
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Romance/Angst
Lucius M. & Narcissa M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,740, Reviews: 29, Complete

Loneliness doesn't suit the beautiful, and Narcissa is feeling rather deprived of her pretty little husband. So Narcissa decides to take matters into her own hands...or attempts to. First War. Oneshot. LN. SMUT!

Mesmerize

2008-10-05T20:45:47-08:00

Author: Cadaverous Apples
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Romance/Drama
Draco M. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 21, Words: 87,613, Reviews: 579, In-Progress

Nothing makes us so lonely as our secrets, and Ginny Weasley has been living a large one. And when two Slytherins save her from it, she might be in far deeper than she could have guessed....DGB. ON HIATUS.

Thunder and Lullabies

2008-08-17T13:33:25-08:00

Author: Cadaverous Apples
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Draco M. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,388, Reviews: 44, Complete

Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood. Draco Malfoy is helping Ginny Weasley understand her fear in the strangest of ways....Oneshot. DG. Lots of cute fluff!

Tasteful Revenge

2008-04-01T18:56:47-08:00

Author: Cadaverous Apples
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Romance/Humor
Draco M. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,561, Reviews: 47, Complete

-"What in Merlin's name were you three doing!" "Promoting inter-house unity, Professor." "Yes, thank you, Miss Weasley, we can all see that. And how exactly did this lead to Mr. Malfoy's and Mr. Zabini's tongues being down your throat?" Oneshot. DGB smut.

Not Quite Elysium

2008-03-22T00:30:25-08:00

Author: Cadaverous Apples
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Romance/Spiritual
Draco M. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,409, Reviews: 43, Complete

Only in death do you realize the mistakes you've made in life...and Ginny Weasley must have made a huge one if Draco Malfoy is in her Heaven! Oneshot. DG.