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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

2008-07-22T15:53:48-08:00

Author: The Cookie Thief
Category: Avatar: Last Airbender
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 172, Reviews: 15 Published: 7-22-08
Status: Complete

When you ask a stupid question, you get a stupid answer... or a lot of them. Crack. Drabble.

Chunky Dunking

2008-05-04T19:45:40-08:00

Author: The Cookie Thief
Category: Avatar: Last Airbender
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 791, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-4-08
Status: In-Progress

It was so hot the trees were fighting over the dogs. Despite drastic measures, there's only ONE way to stay cool today... and sadly, Iroh is in on it. CRACK! If you like my other stuff, you will love this.

Zuzupalooza

2007-12-26T10:42:17-08:00

Author: The Cookie Thief
Category: Avatar: Last Airbender
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Zuko
Chapters: 13, Words: 3,770, Reviews: 107 Updated: 12-26-07 Published: 6-18-07
Status: In-Progress

Hey, the Avatar characters are all going to annoy Zuko. Let's watch! Rated for language and 'mature' jokes. A bit of Zutara, Songko, Jinko, and Maiko insanity. Warning: pure drabbles. Don't give up on me, I'm goign to update again.

Sokka's True Mastah

2007-12-03T17:49:28-08:00

Author: The Cookie Thief
Category: Avatar: Last Airbender
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Sokka
Chapters: 1, Words: 786, Reviews: 8 Published: 12-3-07
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Drabble. Crackfic. Sokka. Potato. Brought to you by FF's resident crack dealer!

Last Night, if You Know What I Mean

2007-09-24T20:06:22-08:00

Author: The Cookie Thief
Category: Avatar: Last Airbender
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Zuko & Katara
Chapters: 1, Words: 599, Reviews: 60 Published: 9-24-07
Status: Complete

Zuko and Katara should NOT be allowed to play poker... or make bets. Kind of Zutara, I suppose. Just some crack I thought of for y'all... in my pants.

Pants

2007-09-02T17:47:46-08:00

Author: The Cookie Thief
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Family/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 461, Reviews: 8 Published: 9-2-07
Status: Complete

Rosalie can't find her jeans, and she is pissed. Her 'siblings' will suffer the consequences. Crack piece that got carried away.

Cheater

2007-09-02T16:23:56-08:00

Author: The Cookie Thief
Category: Avatar: Last Airbender
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Zuko & Katara
Chapters: 1, Words: 218, Reviews: 36 Published: 9-2-07
Status: Complete

Zuko challenges Katara to a staring contest. But what will he do to win? Zutara oneshot. Rated for safety.

Ultimatum

2007-07-22T19:57:54-08:00

Author: The Cookie Thief
Category: Avatar: Last Airbender
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Jet & Katara
Chapters: 1, Words: 463, Reviews: 20 Published: 7-22-07
Status: Complete

Lose the damn mouthgrass.

Slave to the Game

2007-06-17T18:39:36-08:00

Author: The Cookie Thief
Category: Minesweeper
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 283, Reviews: 13 Published: 6-17-07
Status: Complete

Oneshot. He is a slave to the game. His life depends on it...click...click...click...

Driving Lessons

2007-05-13T18:42:25-08:00

Author: The Cookie Thief
Category: Avatar: Last Airbender
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Zuko & Katara
Chapters: 1, Words: 419, Reviews: 33 Published: 5-13-07
Status: Complete

Zuko gives Katara driving lessons. Better than it sounds. Randomly funny little oneshot, please check it out! Somewhat Zutara ish, AU of a sort. R 'n' R, please!