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  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2009-04-24T17:45:56-08:00</published>
  <updated>2009-04-24T17:45:56-08:00</updated>
  <title>How England got more than acquainted with France</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5016965/1/How_England_got_more_than_acquainted_with_France"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2009-04-24:story.5016965</id>
  <category term="Hetalia - Axis Powers"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K"/>
  <category term="Friendship"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="France"/>
  <category term="England"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Hetalia_Axis_Powers/'&gt;Hetalia - Axis Powers&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: Friendship/Humor&lt;br&gt;Pairing: France &amp; England&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,208, Reviews: 4 
Published: 4-24-09&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Where a first meeting eventually leads to more.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2009-03-09T15:53:45-08:00</published>
  <updated>2009-03-09T15:53:45-08:00</updated>
  <title>Falling in love isn't like This</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4913222/1/Falling_in_love_isnt_like_This"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2009-03-09:story.4913222</id>
  <category term="Mai HiME"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K"/>
  <category term="Angst"/>
  <category term="Friendship"/>
  <category term="Akira O."/>
  <category term="Takumi T."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Mai_HiME/'&gt;Mai HiME&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: Angst/Friendship&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Akira O. &amp; Takumi T.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 459, Reviews: 3 
Published: 3-9-09&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;If they never fell in love, a lot of things could have never happened.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2009-03-09T06:20:30-08:00</published>
  <updated>2009-03-09T06:20:30-08:00</updated>
  <title>Surprisingly Enough</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4912344/1/Surprisingly_Enough"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2009-03-09:story.4912344</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Sasuke U."/>
  <category term="Naruto U."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Romance&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Sasuke U. &amp; Naruto U.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,141, Reviews: 10 
Published: 3-9-09&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Naruto gets his nervous breakdowns when it comes to people confessing to him or even the other way around . And Sasuke is simply maintaining his stance on life. SasuNaru, vice versa</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-11-01T02:38:30-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-11-01T02:38:30-08:00</updated>
  <title>The Confession Scenario</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4628998/1/The_Confession_Scenario"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2008-11-01:story.4628998</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Minato N."/>
  <category term="Kushina U."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Romance/Humor&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Minato N. &amp; Kushina U.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 2,460, Reviews: 26 
Published: 11-1-08&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Minato chooses the worst time to say all the things that matter. Kushina wonders if that's supposed to be a genius thing.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-06-02T18:34:23-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-06-02T18:34:23-08:00</updated>
  <title>Timely Conflict</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3811090/1/Timely_Conflict"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-09-30:story.3811090</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Naruto U."/>
  <category term="Sasuke U."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: General/Romance&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Naruto U. &amp; Sasuke U.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 3, Words: 11,269, Reviews: 89 
Updated: 6-2-08 Published: 9-30-07&lt;br&gt;Status: In-Progress&lt;hr size=1&gt;Boy from the future gets girl from the past. Boy from the future goes to past. Boy from the future gets surprised. Girl from the past is really... a boy from the past. A not so much epic tale of boy meets boy and things happening in between. NaruSasuNaru</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-04-29T18:08:34-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-04-29T18:08:34-08:00</updated>
  <title>Watered Down</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4227351/1/Watered_Down"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2008-04-29:story.4227351</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Angst"/>
  <category term="Sai"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Angst&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Sai&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,832, Reviews: 8 
Published: 4-29-08&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Sometimes, the replacement just can't fully carry out its purpose because the routine doesn't allow it to.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-04-23T19:28:47-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-04-23T19:28:47-08:00</updated>
  <title>Before Sunrise</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4215810/1/Before_Sunrise"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2008-04-23:story.4215810</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Drama"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Kakashi H."/>
  <category term="Itachi U."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Drama/Romance&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Kakashi H. &amp; Itachi U.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,854, Reviews: 5 
Published: 4-23-08&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;It seemed as if they were honestly living on borrowed time. Perhaps Itachi's lied far too much and maybe Kakashi's just tired. KakaIta</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-04-09T03:18:35-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-04-09T03:18:35-08:00</updated>
  <title>I fell in love with?</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4186355/1/I_fell_in_love_with"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2008-04-09:story.4186355</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Sakura H."/>
  <category term="Sasuke U."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor/Romance&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Sakura H. &amp; Sasuke U.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 2,998, Reviews: 9 
Published: 4-9-08&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Falling for the &quot;Perfect Man&quot; isn't as easy as fairy tales make it out to be. Sakura learns this the hard way.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-04-04T19:30:45-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-04-04T19:30:45-08:00</updated>
  <title>Full Circle</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4176975/1/Full_Circle"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2008-04-04:story.4176975</id>
  <category term="Loveless"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Angst"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Loveless/'&gt;Loveless&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Angst/Romance&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,085, Reviews: 4 
Published: 4-4-08&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;They're stuck in an angry love triangle wherein one side isn't aware, the other doesn't care, and the last one struggles to meet both sides.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-03-22T19:52:47-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-03-22T19:52:47-08:00</updated>
  <title>The Boy who Sang</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4148545/1/The_Boy_who_Sang"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2008-03-22:story.4148545</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Naruto U."/>
  <category term="Sasuke U."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor/Romance&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Naruto U. &amp; Sasuke U.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 6,831, Reviews: 18 
Published: 3-22-08&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Uzumaki Naruto is no legend. He hasn't lived through anything horrible, nor is he suffering right now. He does sing though. Quite horribly, too. But at least it's helped him find someone he'd eventually fall for. NaruSasuNaru</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-12-25T18:52:55-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-12-25T18:52:55-08:00</updated>
  <title>An Account of an Exorcism</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3968472/1/An_Account_of_an_Exorcism"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-12-25:story.3968472</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="Naruto U."/>
  <category term="Sasuke U."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Romance/General&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Naruto U. &amp; Sasuke U.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 3,673, Reviews: 16 
Published: 12-25-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Naruto wants to save people and Sasuke wants to see himself. And then, somehow, two people with the different goals manage to meet each other. NaruSasuNaru</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-12-24T10:18:21-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-12-24T10:18:21-08:00</updated>
  <title>Princess Princess Prince</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3965539/1/Princess_Princess_Prince"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-12-24:story.3965539</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Parody"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Sasuke U."/>
  <category term="Naruto U."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Parody/Romance&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Sasuke U. &amp; Naruto U.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 3,338, Reviews: 20 
Published: 12-24-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Sasuke, well, didn't even know how he got there – he had a feeling that perhaps it had something to do with Itachi OH, DEFINITELY. He knew that he was now a candidate for being a wife. Fairytale romance? No, thank you.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-12-24T10:13:01-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-12-24T10:13:01-08:00</updated>
  <title>Act upon It</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3965526/1/Act_upon_It"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-12-24:story.3965526</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Family"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Naruto U."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Family/Humor&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Naruto U.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 2,595, Reviews: 9 
Published: 12-24-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Wherein Naruto and Sasuke have a moment in the hospital. And mostly where Kushina partially deals with her son finding love in her archnemesisofsorts' son.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-12-23T04:53:24-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-12-23T04:53:24-08:00</updated>
  <title>Human Frailty</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3962583/1/Human_Frailty"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-12-23:story.3962583</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Hurt/Comfort"/>
  <category term="Naruto U."/>
  <category term="Sasuke U."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Romance/Hurt/Comfort&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Naruto U. &amp; Sasuke U.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 4,607, Reviews: 14 
Published: 12-23-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;The word had never been associated with him at all. He was foreign to it and its meaning. Until that one night when everything came spiraling down. Uzumaki Naruto was put to a halt.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-12-22T18:36:49-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-12-22T18:36:49-08:00</updated>
  <title>A Big Coincidence?</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3961783/1/A_Big_Coincidence"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-12-22:story.3961783</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Neji H."/>
  <category term="Sasuke U."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Romance/Humor&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Neji H. &amp; Sasuke U.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 2,821, Reviews: 14 
Published: 12-22-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Neji was looking for a job to sustain his Christmas expenses. When he finally got one, he didn't think that it would come with a potential boyfriend.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-12-22T18:26:32-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-12-22T18:26:32-08:00</updated>
  <title>Much Ado about Everything Else</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3961761/1/Much_Ado_about_Everything_Else"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-12-22:story.3961761</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Family"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor/Family&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 3,529, Reviews: 13 
Published: 12-22-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Wherein Naruto likes his teacher, Kakashi thinks that Naruto likes really old men, Sakura likes man on man, and Sai, Sasuke, and Itachi might just find “family” in each other. It is a most dysfunctional confession.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-12-01T22:57:28-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-12-01T22:57:28-08:00</updated>
  <title>Romeo and Juliet</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3632424/1/Romeo_and_Juliet"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-07-03:story.3632424</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Parody"/>
  <category term="Naruto U."/>
  <category term="Sasuke U."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Romance/Parody&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Naruto U. &amp; Sasuke U.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 2, Words: 3,738, Reviews: 22 
Updated: 12-1-07 Published: 7-3-07&lt;br&gt;Status: In-Progress&lt;hr size=1&gt;Two families at war. A boy. And another boy. A love not meant to be. What does that all lead up to? Grief? More issues? More unnecessary loveangst? Gifts? Marriage?... Atrocious poetry?</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-12-01T02:27:22-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-12-01T02:27:22-08:00</updated>
  <title>This kind of Solace</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3922004/1/This_kind_of_Solace"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-12-01:story.3922004</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Friendship"/>
  <category term="Drama"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Friendship/Drama&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,417, Reviews: 4 
Published: 12-1-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;It's really different when you're not whole. Team 7 – or what remains of them – assess things and come out with a horrible conclusion.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-11-14T05:58:55-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-11-14T05:58:55-08:00</updated>
  <title>Uzumaki Harem</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3891196/1/Uzumaki_Harem"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-11-14:story.3891196</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Naruto U."/>
  <category term="Sasuke U."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Romance/Humor&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Naruto U. &amp; Sasuke U.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 4,178, Reviews: 19 
Published: 11-14-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Naruto is a king. A king with a harem. Yet he is a king without “love.” Sasuke is an adviser. An adviser who just happened to get caught in the middle of it all. [focuses on NaruSasuNaru]</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-11-02T11:42:07-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-11-02T11:42:07-08:00</updated>
  <title>In the Middle of a Confrontation</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3869696/1/In_the_Middle_of_a_Confrontation"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-11-02:story.3869696</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Sasuke U."/>
  <category term="Naruto U."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Sasuke U. &amp; Naruto U.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 2,608, Reviews: 29 
Published: 11-2-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Wherein Sasuke tries a relatively smart and direct approach in winning the heart of possibly the biggest idiot that he's ever seen. Or, well, get the guy to go out with him. Subtlety be damned.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-10-28T07:43:29-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-10-28T07:43:29-08:00</updated>
  <title>Look Here</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3860397/1/Look_Here"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-10-28:story.3860397</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Angst"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Sasuke U."/>
  <category term="Naruto U."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Angst/Romance&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Sasuke U. &amp; Naruto U.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 666, Reviews: 3 
Published: 10-28-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;It really is hard to let go of something. Especially if this 'something' is a someone that you can't reach anymore. [borderline NaruSasuNaru]</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-10-17T06:29:00-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-10-17T06:29:00-08:00</updated>
  <title>Steamy Love Affair</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3840784/1/Steamy_Love_Affair"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-10-17:story.3840784</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Suigetsu H."/>
  <category term="Sasuke U."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor/Romance&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Suigetsu H. &amp; Sasuke U.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 3,080, Reviews: 19 
Published: 10-17-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Karin has gay sensing problems – girls in love are like that. Suigetsu has pheromone problems – even fishes need to mate. Juugo has growth hormone problems – he's tall. And Sasuke... has a smirk on his face? [SuiSasu]</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-10-09T00:09:49-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-10-09T00:09:49-08:00</updated>
  <title>Love Love Mikoto</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3826894/1/Love_Love_Mikoto"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-10-09:story.3826894</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor/Romance&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 3,139, Reviews: 7 
Published: 10-9-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;When she was much younger and much more inclined to masculinity, Kushina liked to play around girls. Winning their hearts, sweeping them off their feet. However, there was one girl she'd never quite romanced.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-10-04T06:23:09-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-10-04T06:23:09-08:00</updated>
  <title>Accidentally Yours</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3818082/1/Accidentally_Yours"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-10-04:story.3818082</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Minato N."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor/Romance&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Minato N.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,874, Reviews: 21 
Published: 10-4-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Minato, for all his smarts, really didn't know that much about love or romance. It really was quite normal that he didn't know that he was already being courted by Kushina. Much less being in a relationship with her. [KushiMinaKushi]</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-09-16T01:59:15-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-09-16T01:59:15-08:00</updated>
  <title>Wooing</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3787182/1/Wooing"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-09-16:story.3787182</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Naruto U."/>
  <category term="Sasuke U."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Romance/Humor&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Naruto U. &amp; Sasuke U.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 3,826, Reviews: 30 
Published: 9-16-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Love, as they say, is a game. It has rules. Like any other game, there are also loopholes. Like any video game, there are cheat sheets. Join one man as he plays one game that nobody else hasn't won. However, love, as some say, isn't a joke. [NaruSasu]</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-08-20T01:13:36-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-08-20T01:13:36-08:00</updated>
  <title>That's Called Courting?</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3510026/1/Thats_Called_Courting"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-04-27:story.3510026</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Naruto U."/>
  <category term="Sasuke U."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor/Romance&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Naruto U. &amp; Sasuke U.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 4, Words: 15,089, Reviews: 135 
Updated: 8-20-07 Published: 4-27-07&lt;br&gt;Status: In-Progress&lt;hr size=1&gt;There's a school legend that if someone trips on a can that you put in the hallway where the principal's office is, that person's your “soul mate.” Enter Naruto who's hoping to trip his pink haired crush. But things don't go as planned... [NaruSasu]</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-08-18T05:20:43-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-08-18T05:20:43-08:00</updated>
  <title>Take A Picture</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3730978/1/Take_A_Picture"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-08-18:story.3730978</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Naruto U."/>
  <category term="Sasuke U."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: General/Romance&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Naruto U. &amp; Sasuke U.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 2,236, Reviews: 14 
Published: 8-18-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Life moves as fast as a roller coaster. That's how Naruto and Sasuke's lives are like. They're too fast that they often don't manage to meet each other. And if they do manage to meet each other, more than often, there's something wrong with the scenario.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-08-17T01:17:20-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-08-17T01:17:20-08:00</updated>
  <title>Contradictions</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3728714/1/Contradictions"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-08-17:story.3728714</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Naruto U."/>
  <category term="Sasuke U."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Romance/Humor&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Naruto U. &amp; Sasuke U.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 2,414, Reviews: 20 
Published: 8-17-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Naruto was the cute freshman who tried to look his age. Sasuke was the nonchalant senior who was loved by all. They probably had the oddest relationship dynamics. [Fem!SasuNaruSasu]</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-08-14T01:35:41-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-08-14T01:35:41-08:00</updated>
  <title>How they love</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3722399/1/How_they_love"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-08-14:story.3722399</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Ino Y."/>
  <category term="Shikamaru N."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Romance&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Ino Y. &amp; Shikamaru N.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 775, Reviews: 3 
Published: 8-14-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;“If there was no word like love or like, how would you show me that you loved me?” Girls focused more on words. And guys focused more on actions. But what if in your relationship, the girl always talks, but the guy never does anything? [ShikaIno]</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-08-11T07:36:25-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-08-11T07:36:25-08:00</updated>
  <title>Expressions</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3717049/1/Expressions"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-08-11:story.3717049</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Friendship"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="Sai"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Friendship/General&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Sai&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 645, Reviews: 3 
Published: 8-11-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Sai likes to sketch. He likes to draw his newfound... home. It really is quite a pity that he can't draw their eyes right. And when he does get the feeling that he'll be able to draw them completely, he doesn't have a sketchpad in hand.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-08-07T23:52:12-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-08-07T23:52:12-08:00</updated>
  <title>Time Flies</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3710192/1/Time_Flies"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-08-07:story.3710192</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="Naruto U."/>
  <category term="Sasuke U."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Romance/General&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Naruto U. &amp; Sasuke U.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,760, Reviews: 6 
Published: 8-7-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Love is such a strange concept, isn't it? You can't duplicate love. You can't repeat love. It happens just once. In just one moment. And after that... it's all gone. As if it's never been there.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-08-04T02:55:06-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-08-04T02:55:06-08:00</updated>
  <title>Fifteen Seconds</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3701827/1/Fifteen_Seconds"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-08-04:story.3701827</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Friendship"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Naruto U."/>
  <category term="Sasuke U."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Friendship/Romance&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Naruto U. &amp; Sasuke U.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 788, Reviews: 14 
Published: 8-4-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;In this fast paced society, anything can happen. Nowadays, you just need a few seconds, just a few seconds to touch the life of someone you've known for ages. Quite the irony, isn't it?</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-08-01T03:53:40-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-08-01T03:53:40-08:00</updated>
  <title>Hate</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3695399/1/Hate"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-08-01:story.3695399</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: M"/>
  <category term="Parody"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Naruto U."/>
  <category term="Sasuke U."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: M&lt;br&gt;Genres: Parody/Humor&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Naruto U. &amp; Sasuke U.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,207, Reviews: 19 
Published: 8-1-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;...Because everyone knows how special Sasuke and Naruto are. They just don't have hot, raunchy 'sex'. They have hot, raunchy 'hate'sex. Sometimes, occasionally. Every now and then. Just for the heck of it, really. [NaruSasu] [a hint of KyuuMada]</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-07-28T12:01:45-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-07-28T12:01:45-08:00</updated>
  <title>Yee hyah?</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3687125/1/Yee_hyah"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-07-28:story.3687125</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Western"/>
  <category term="Hurt/Comfort"/>
  <category term="Naruto U."/>
  <category term="Sasuke U."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Western/Hurt/Comfort&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Naruto U. &amp; Sasuke U.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 3,767, Reviews: 7 
Published: 7-28-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Naruto Uzumaki is a ninja who recently got tired of wanting to be a ninja. So, now, he tries to be a cowboy. But how can anyone be a cowboy in Konoha, the most cowless hidden ninja village?</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-07-17T06:26:00-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-07-17T06:26:00-08:00</updated>
  <title>Three Minutes</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3662614/1/Three_Minutes"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-07-17:story.3662614</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Naruto U."/>
  <category term="Sasuke U."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Romance&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Naruto U. &amp; Sasuke U.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 2,002, Reviews: 16 
Published: 7-17-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;They didn't talk to each other. They just waited for the elevator doors to open again. In all actuality, it was more onesided than anything, really. [You almost always fall in love with the person you least expected.]</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-07-06T10:24:14-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-07-06T10:24:14-08:00</updated>
  <title>Cinnamon</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3639290/1/Cinnamon"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-07-06:story.3639290</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Angst"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Naruto U."/>
  <category term="Sasuke U."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Angst/Romance&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Naruto U. &amp; Sasuke U.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 621, Reviews: 16 
Published: 7-6-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Naruto doesn't like cinnamon, but he puts it in his coffee anyway.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-06-30T01:47:42-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-06-30T01:47:42-08:00</updated>
  <title>How does Naruto know that he's in love?</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3626421/1/How_does_Naruto_know_that_hes_in_love"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-06-30:story.3626421</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Naruto U."/>
  <category term="Sasuke U."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor/Romance&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Naruto U. &amp; Sasuke U.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 2,013, Reviews: 28 
Published: 6-30-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;... And it doesn't at all help when the closest thing he has for a love consultant is a 900something demon. But since Naruto's never been in love before, how can he know that? [“It's called mating, dumbass, and you've found yourself a catch.”]</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-06-20T06:32:51-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-06-20T06:32:51-08:00</updated>
  <title>Suigetsu? Hozuki Suigetsu? Who?</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3605064/1/Suigetsu_Hozuki_Suigetsu_Who"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-06-20:story.3605064</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Suigetsu H."/>
  <category term="Suigetsu H."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Suigetsu H. &amp; Suigetsu H.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 864, Reviews: 5 
Published: 6-20-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Obviously, there's more than just one side of dear Suigetsu. His bunshin is honestly just plain freaky. [Not trying to insult the whole Suigetsu and Suigetsu H. system, not at all.]</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-06-09T10:17:47-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-06-09T10:17:47-08:00</updated>
  <title>Seme and Uke</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3583815/1/Seme_and_Uke"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-06-09:story.3583815</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Naruto U."/>
  <category term="Sasuke U."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Naruto U. &amp; Sasuke U.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,473, Reviews: 24 
Published: 6-9-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Naruto likes to point out that Sasuke has “uke” in his name. Sasuke doesn't care. Naruto likes to point out that Sasuke looks more like an uke. Sasuke still doesn't care. In the end, who really is the uke? [A not what you think fic...?]</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-06-03T06:19:06-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-06-03T06:19:06-08:00</updated>
  <title>Twenty Reasons</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3563357/1/Twenty_Reasons"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-05-29:story.3563357</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Sasuke U."/>
  <category term="Naruto U."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Romance/Humor&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Sasuke U. &amp; Naruto U.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 2, Words: 3,355, Reviews: 21 
Updated: 6-3-07 Published: 5-29-07&lt;br&gt;Status: In-Progress&lt;hr size=1&gt;Twenty reasons for certain topics that are related to Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto's relationship. Like, why does Sasuke hate Naruto? Or why does he like Naruto? Why is he even with Naruto when he should be making Uchiha babies? [SasuNaru]</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-06-01T09:33:39-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-06-01T09:33:39-08:00</updated>
  <title>Faces and Names</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3568977/1/Faces_and_Names"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-06-01:story.3568977</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Angst"/>
  <category term="Sasuke U."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Angst&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Sasuke U.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 737, Reviews: 4 
Published: 6-1-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;People can't always have what they want. Happy endings aren't always gotten. And more than often, one's love isn't be returned. Some people find ways to cope. Even though it's a substitution, at least it's somewhat real.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-06-01T07:32:01-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-06-01T07:32:01-08:00</updated>
  <title>Just Touring Around</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3518790/1/Just_Touring_Around"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-05-02:story.3518790</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Sasuke U."/>
  <category term="Naruto U."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor/Romance&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Sasuke U. &amp; Naruto U.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 4, Words: 16,518, Reviews: 48 
Updated: 6-1-07 Published: 5-2-07&lt;br&gt;Status: In-Progress&lt;hr size=1&gt;Put together two demons, one not so normal human, and an elf, and what do you get? The adventure of a lifetime! Or, well, a series of events and circumstances that are pretending to be adventures. [Eventual NaruSasuNaru]</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-05-21T12:10:01-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-05-21T12:10:01-08:00</updated>
  <title>Love Ramen</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3549789/1/Love_Ramen"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-05-21:story.3549789</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Naruto U."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Naruto U.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,177, Reviews: 5 
Published: 5-21-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;While Teuchi and Ayame were on a vaction, Naruto found his greatest enemy and the biggest insult to ramen. Topless ramen in all its beauty... Instant packet ramen.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-05-17T10:56:28-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-05-17T10:56:28-08:00</updated>
  <title>The Bitchy and the Bastard</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3543190/1/The_Bitchy_and_the_Bastard"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-05-17:story.3543190</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Sasuke U."/>
  <category term="Suigetsu H."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor/Romance&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Sasuke U. &amp; Suigetsu H.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 3,620, Reviews: 19 
Published: 5-17-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;It's because Sasuke is a curious and quiet boy. It's because Suigetsu is stuck there and likes to babble. It's because... really, they're not quite sure why Sasuke still comes and Suigetsu still talks. [slight SuiSasuSui]</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-05-16T09:16:29-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-05-16T09:16:29-08:00</updated>
  <title>Apartment Affections</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3541584/1/Apartment_Affections"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-05-16:story.3541584</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Naruto U."/>
  <category term="Sasuke U."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor/Romance&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Naruto U. &amp; Sasuke U.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 4,477, Reviews: 18 
Published: 5-16-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Naruto has always been a messy person. He can't stand the thought of living in a clean apartment. What happens, then, when an anal retentive bastard becomes his roommate? [SasuNaruSasu]</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-05-13T09:14:03-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-05-13T09:14:03-08:00</updated>
  <title>Emotion Dissociation</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3536791/1/Emotion_Dissociation"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-05-13:story.3536791</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Angst"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Sasuke U."/>
  <category term="Naruto U."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Angst/Romance&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Sasuke U. &amp; Naruto U.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 3,475, Reviews: 9 
Published: 5-13-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Can anything in the world be unconditional? What is love? Is it even real? Sasuke is confused about love, doesn't believe in love. Then, in the end, he isn't so sure at all. And it's all because of the blond king of irrationality, Naruto.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-05-11T10:47:04-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-05-11T10:47:04-08:00</updated>
  <title>Love Me Knots</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3533481/1/Love_Me_Knots"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-05-11:story.3533481</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Naruto U."/>
  <category term="Sasuke U."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Romance&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Naruto U. &amp; Sasuke U.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 2,347, Reviews: 38 
Published: 5-11-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Naruto is an odd person. Figures that he fell in love with the same guy twice because the dude tied his shoelaces properly and combed his hair. [SasuNaruSasu]</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-05-10T08:44:37-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-05-10T08:44:37-08:00</updated>
  <title>Hunting for Love</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3531857/1/Hunting_for_Love"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-05-10:story.3531857</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="Neji H."/>
  <category term="Sasuke U."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Romance/General&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Neji H. &amp; Sasuke U.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 2,080, Reviews: 13 
Published: 5-10-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Neji doesn't like the idea of his friends finding his special person for him. He wants to find this person by himself. He just didn't expect to find this person while waiting for his new mentor. [NejiSasu]</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-05-09T08:24:08-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-05-09T08:24:08-08:00</updated>
  <title>Loving Sasuke</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3530331/1/Loving_Sasuke"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-05-09:story.3530331</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Kakashi H."/>
  <category term="Sasuke U."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor/Romance&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Kakashi H. &amp; Sasuke U.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 4,401, Reviews: 21 
Published: 5-9-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Kakashi really didn't plan on coming clean with his feelings. However, the release of the new Icha Icha book forces him to take immediate action. How will his object of affections react? Will he get a chance at a happy ending?</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-05-07T10:31:50-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-05-07T10:31:50-08:00</updated>
  <title>Everything</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3527255/1/Everything"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-05-07:story.3527255</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: M"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Jiraiya"/>
  <category term="Sasuke U."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: M&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Jiraiya &amp; Sasuke U.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,965, Reviews: 16 
Published: 5-7-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Naruto wants to learn a new jutsu. Jiraiya is relentless. And Sasuke will do anything to make his blond happy. [mindless JiraSasu and NaruSasuNaru]</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-05-06T05:02:02-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-05-06T05:02:02-08:00</updated>
  <title>The Vendo Machine</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3525211/1/The_Vendo_Machine"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-05-06:story.3525211</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Naruto U."/>
  <category term="Sasuke U."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Naruto U. &amp; Sasuke U.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 2,167, Reviews: 10 
Published: 5-6-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;You find love in the oddest places. Naruto found it when he was arguing with the vendo machine that ate his coins and his bills. It was in the form of a darkhaired  bastard that got the remaining softdrink. The same one that he was trying to buy.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-04-30T08:02:28-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-04-30T08:02:28-08:00</updated>
  <title>1000 Miles for You</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3515109/1/1000_Miles_for_You"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-04-30:story.3515109</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Angst"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Naruto U."/>
  <category term="Sasuke U."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Angst/Romance&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Naruto U. &amp; Sasuke U.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 3,300, Reviews: 13 
Published: 4-30-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Life is full of choices. If someone is to move forward, they have to make the best choice. Though that doesn't mean that the best choice is the one that'll make them happy. [NaruSasu? NejiSasu?]</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-04-28T03:41:23-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-04-28T03:41:23-08:00</updated>
  <title>The Assignment</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3474904/1/The_Assignment"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-04-04:story.3474904</id>
  <category term="Card Captor Sakura"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Card_Captor_Sakura/'&gt;Card Captor Sakura&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 6, Words: 7,213, Reviews: 9 
Updated: 4-28-07 Published: 4-4-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Join Eriol, Syaoran, Sakura, and Tomoyo as they do their History project assigned to them by their, well, History teacher. Enjoy the silliness and the idiocy while they struggle with silence and sugar to finish their project and hopefully get good grades.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-04-21T04:06:18-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-04-21T04:06:18-08:00</updated>
  <title>Uncertainty</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3501115/1/Uncertainty"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-04-21:story.3501115</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Angst"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Naruto U."/>
  <category term="Sasuke U."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Angst/Romance&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Naruto U. &amp; Sasuke U.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 6,468, Reviews: 19 
Published: 4-21-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;“I hate it. This uncertainty that lies between the two of us,” Sasuke whispered. “It's as if you aren't real. This is just like with niisan.” Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is a complex thing. They're suffering from the mystery of it all. [NaruSasuNaru]</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-04-20T20:17:18-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-04-20T20:17:18-08:00</updated>
  <title>It's Always the Sand</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3500633/1/Its_Always_the_Sand"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-04-20:story.3500633</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Gaara"/>
  <category term="Sasuke U."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Gaara &amp; Sasuke U.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,624, Reviews: 9 
Published: 4-20-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Gaara likes Sasuke. Really likes him. Sasuke's interested in him, too. So what's stopping them from getting it on? A humorous and short take on how Gaara and Sasuke finally get together despite that one single thing.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-04-16T07:57:19-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-04-16T07:57:19-08:00</updated>
  <title>Knowledge</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3490408/1/Knowledge"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-04-16:story.3490408</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Angst"/>
  <category term="Sasuke U."/>
  <category term="Naruto U."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Angst&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Sasuke U. &amp; Naruto U.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 864, Reviews: 9 
Published: 4-16-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;He may be a bastard and an avenger, he may have been a traitor, but Neji  and Itachi know that Sasuke isn't heartless. He loved far too much.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-04-09T20:42:51-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-04-09T20:42:51-08:00</updated>
  <title>Neji Muses, Naruto Contemplates</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3485901/1/Neji_Muses_Naruto_Contemplates"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-04-09:story.3485901</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Angst"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Neji H."/>
  <category term="Naruto U."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Angst/Romance&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Neji H. &amp; Naruto U.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,528, Reviews: 13 
Published: 4-9-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Neji and Sasuke have an odd relationship. Naruto is just the best friend who's in love with Sasuke. Sasuke's madly in love with Neji. Neji... doesn't know if he loves Sasuke or not. Onesided SasuNeji and NaruSasu at first... hints of NejiNaruSasu</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-04-06T02:56:40-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-04-06T02:56:40-08:00</updated>
  <title>Confession Fusses</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3478522/1/Confession_Fusses"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-04-06:story.3478522</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Naruto U."/>
  <category term="Sasuke U."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Romance&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Naruto U. &amp; Sasuke U.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 4,443, Reviews: 38 
Published: 4-6-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;“I don't share the same feelings. I don't want you and I sure as hell don't like you.” Sasuke just had to make everything harder. Or was the world just against Naruto?</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-03-31T07:18:26-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-03-31T07:18:26-08:00</updated>
  <title>Naruto's Everyday Ninja Life</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3467681/1/Narutos_Everyday_Ninja_Life"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-03-31:story.3467681</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Naruto U."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Naruto U.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,413, Reviews: 12 
Published: 3-31-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;A sneak peek at a day in the life of almost everyone's favorite blond boy... who's now Rokudaime Hokage.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-03-23T08:01:00-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-03-23T08:01:00-08:00</updated>
  <title>It's for a Cause</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3454657/1/Its_for_a_Cause"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-03-23:story.3454657</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Angst"/>
  <category term="Naruto U."/>
  <category term="Sasuke U."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Angst&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Naruto U. &amp; Sasuke U.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,558, Reviews: 9 
Published: 3-23-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;He thinks about why he wants to save Sasuke and what's their real relationship. He tries to understand Sasuke's reasons for wanting to kill Itachi for a bit. Naruto musings in general.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Simple-Minded Idiot</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-03-19T05:41:31-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-03-19T05:41:31-08:00</updated>
  <title>Hanami</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3448213/1/Hanami"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2007-03-19:story.3448213</id>
  <category term="Naruto"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="Sakura H."/>
  <category term="Sasuke U."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187045/Simple-Minded_Idiot'&gt;Simple-Minded Idiot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Naruto/'&gt;Naruto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: Romance/General&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Sakura H. &amp; Sasuke U.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 857, Reviews: 7 
Published: 3-19-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;I've always loved him, regardless of everything. I can still remember when we first met. It was on one clear day. The sakura were in full bloom...</summary>
 </entry>
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