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Notes

2008-12-29T21:58:02-08:00

Author: Llama Mama23
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 14, Words: 26,499, Reviews: 2612 Updated: 12-29-08 Published: 5-14-07
Status: Complete

Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.

Conditioning

2008-05-26T14:57:28-08:00

Author: Llama Mama23
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 5,220, Reviews: 256 Updated: 5-26-08 Published: 4-11-08
Status: In-Progress

It's now required for Forks High School students to take a semester of CONDITIONING gym! When both Edward and Emmett show up in Bella's class, what will happen? Series of gym-related drabbles.

Who knew?

2008-04-10T06:15:14-08:00

Author: Llama Mama23
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,353, Reviews: 45 Published: 4-10-08
Status: Complete

As Bella and Jessica are driving back from Port Angeles, a song comes on that makes Bella remember things she shouldn't. Things that hurt. Songfic: Who knew? by Pink.

Blank Pictures

2008-01-30T14:39:15-08:00

Author: Llama Mama23
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,525, Reviews: 51 Published: 1-30-08
Status: Complete

In 'New Moon', Edward takes the package of pictures that Bella was going to send to her mother, right before he leaves her. This is his side of that event. One shot.

Brainstorming pranks

2007-08-17T20:42:33-08:00

Author: Llama Mama23
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,883, Reviews: 136 Published: 8-17-07
Status: Complete

The Cullens decide to play a prank on Edward. Will he find out? How is Bella involved? How far will the Cullens go with this trick?

Popsicle

2007-08-01T12:15:51-08:00

Author: Llama Mama23
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,458, Reviews: 248 Published: 8-1-07
Status: Complete

Edward is watching bella sleep, so when she starts talking, it's nothing unusuall, but when she LICKS him, he is slightly uncomfortable. EVEN BETTER!She wakes up and finds her tongue stuck to his arm, what will they do? How will Edward's family react?

Karaoke night!

2007-07-08T17:49:46-08:00

Author: Llama Mama23
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 11, Words: 11,697, Reviews: 360 Updated: 7-8-07 Published: 6-26-07
Status: Complete

Bella and the Cullens go to a party, with KARAOKE!What song will each Cullen pick?What about Bella? A collection of songfics.

Vampiric Peaches

2007-05-31T00:48:09-08:00

Author: Llama Mama23
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,733, Reviews: 579 Published: 5-31-07
Status: Complete

Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!

Llamas

2007-05-27T21:07:42-08:00

Author: Llama Mama23
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,710, Reviews: 98 Published: 5-27-07
Status: Complete

what will happen when Edward and Bella go to a Llama farm? with REAL Llamas!

Sneaky Money

2007-05-18T20:53:55-08:00

Author: Llama Mama23
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,647, Reviews: 120 Published: 5-18-07
Status: Complete

Edward 'accidentally' puts one million dollars in Bella's bank account. She is NOT happy. Oneshot.

Skating

2007-04-18T14:16:54-08:00

Author: Llama Mama23
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,382, Reviews: 58 Published: 4-18-07
Status: Complete

Bella and Edward go rollar skating!

Which one?

2007-04-08T20:14:23-08:00

Author: Llama Mama23
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 612, Reviews: 90 Published: 4-8-07
Status: Complete

Bella makes a very important shopping choice. Pointless.

Jacob becomes Alpha

2007-01-27T22:33:08-08:00

Author: Llama Mama23
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,021, Reviews: 28 Published: 1-27-07
Status: Complete

Jacob becomes Alpha of the LaPush pack. Bella drops by for a chat. What will happen when he finds out that she really does want to be a vampire?

The Locket

2007-01-27T21:23:58-08:00

Author: Llama Mama23
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,704, Reviews: 78 Published: 1-27-07
Status: Complete

Bella gets a locket with Edwards picture inside...What will he do when he finds out?One shot.