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Orihime's Culinary Creations

2008-06-22T23:46:20-08:00

Author: copygeijutsuka
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Grimmjow J.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,244, Reviews: 6 Published: 6-22-08
Status: Complete

Oi, bastards! It has a name you know, and it's Kon! And what the heck is this place? Because it is NOT Ichigo's room or the valley of a lovely maiden! CRACK. !torture the!ESPADA FIC. ONESHOT. HM spoilers. Everybody loves Kon! Excluding the Espada...

Hitsugaya Taicho and His NDS

2008-06-19T00:13:04-08:00

Author: copygeijutsuka
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Hitsugaya T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,869, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-19-08
Status: Complete

To Sweet Little Taicho! From Your Wonderful Loving Kind and Gorgeous Fukutaicho! A present for Hitsugaya! EXTREMELY cracky, for my writing anyway. Includes 3 naked, drunk men. Normal Hitsu then very quickly very OOC. Consider yourself warned. ONESHOT.

Torment Agony and Ichigo's Foot

2008-06-12T23:36:28-08:00

Author: copygeijutsuka
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Ichigo K. & Rukia K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,057, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-12-08
Status: Complete

Kurosaki Ichigo was bored as hell as most teens felt when they had everything to do, and Rukia learns the horror of getting acquainted with a teenage boy's feet. Not intended to be IchiRuki but could be. oneshot.

Some People Would Put Bars on Their Window

2008-06-12T23:31:23-08:00

Author: copygeijutsuka
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,464, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-12-08
Status: Complete

We follow Renji Yumichika Rangiku and Ikkaku as they're on their way to a costume party! No, it's a Breaking Into Ichigo's House Through His Window to Teach Him a Lesson Party! A little cracky. T for language and Renji abusing. Just kidding. oneshot

Beyond the Closet Door

2008-06-12T23:27:06-08:00

Author: copygeijutsuka
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Ichigo K. & Renji A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,497, Reviews: 12 Published: 6-12-08
Status: Complete

Rukia takes a Saturday afternoon nap and wakes up to an awkward...conversation between Ichigo and Renji... Featuring Blushing Perverted Rukia, Screaming Ichigo and Frustrated Renji. T for sexual innuendo and language. oneshot. this summary sucks...

Just Another Cold Dark and Rainy Day

2008-06-10T06:26:01-08:00

Author: copygeijutsuka
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,620, Reviews: 3 Updated: 6-10-08 Published: 6-5-08
Status: Complete

It's yet another cold dark and rainy day for Sasuke and Naruto. Naruto invited Sasuke in to try a new ramen flavor, but of course the Uchiha is reluctant to try it. So Naruto sits on him, meanwhile looking up SasuNaruSasu fanfiction on a laptop. Two shot.

My Stupid Japanese Tutor

2008-03-28T10:56:24-08:00

Author: copygeijutsuka
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 7, Words: 10,056, Reviews: 62 Updated: 3-28-08 Published: 8-26-07
Status: In-Progress

AU Sasuke's parents insisted on him learning Japanese, so they got him a blond haired blue eyed kid, whose had a C average -C PLUS- grade most of his jr. high student career, to tutor him. There SHALL be a darketh plot coming along...ever so slowly... T.T

SASUNARUSASU at Random

2007-11-16T14:29:04-08:00

Author: copygeijutsuka
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U.
Chapters: 2, Words: 755, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-16-07 Published: 11-15-07
Status: In-Progress

A collection of SasuNaruSasu ficlets I make up and type at whim. FWUFFY! xD Prolly won't be updated REGULARLY, just at random times. I am sharing these I have written with fellow SNS fans. Available for use and continuation but ask for permission first!

It Takes Two

2007-10-09T18:41:32-08:00

Author: copygeijutsuka
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 12, Words: 14,526, Reviews: 51 Updated: 10-9-07 Published: 7-13-07
Status: In-Progress

It takes two...to hook up a few of Konoha's ninjas together! But will their attempts be successful, or just plain trouble[some]? [POSSIBLY] yaoi pairings, since there are only five kunoichi after all.

Naruto: Behind the Scenes

2007-08-14T09:56:20-08:00

Author: copygeijutsuka
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 14, Words: 22,361, Reviews: 107 Updated: 8-14-07 Published: 2-19-07
Status: In-Progress

Naruto: Behind the Scenes! OH the CHAOS! What REALLY goes on behind the set of Naruto? OOC probably, but who knows what the Naruto cast are REALLY like? T for things that might just scar you for life. Wow, been a while since I last updated. New chapter!

Untitled

2007-08-01T14:24:01-08:00

Author: copygeijutsuka
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,165, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-1-07
Status: Complete

[attempted humor and smut again] Oneshot. NaruSasu. Not at all for nonyaoi fans thank you very much. Sasuke deals with a drunk [or is he?] Naruto who's been charged with drunk driving [or has he?]. Again.

Disturbing Disturbances

2007-07-30T09:20:36-08:00

Author: copygeijutsuka
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Kakashi H. & Iruka U.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,329, Reviews: 10 Updated: 7-30-07 Published: 7-10-07
Status: Complete

[kakairu] AU Iruka Umino is a therapist who tries to get through his sessions as peacefully and pleasant as possible, but the inhabitant of the Storage Room Turned Comfy Den makes it not so simple... Lime, implied lemon in chapter two.

Lucky

2007-07-17T19:07:01-08:00

Author: copygeijutsuka
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Family
Pairing: Itachi U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 473, Reviews: 9 Published: 7-17-07
Status: Complete

You're lucky, the little one says quietly. What makes you think so? Itachi asks. Because...I'm your brother. [very short Uchiha brotherly love oneshot]

Announcement

2007-07-12T18:44:24-08:00

Author: copygeijutsuka
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Edward E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,107, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-12-07
Status: Complete

When Edward Elric and Roy Mustang announced that they were dating, well...it was quite a big of a surprise. [Implied RoyEd, friendly EdWin, one shot]

You're Not Fat!

2007-07-12T09:51:24-08:00

Author: copygeijutsuka
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 432, Reviews: 12 Published: 7-12-07
Status: Complete

Naruto thinks he's fat. Sasuke tries to convince him otherwise. SasuNaru. Fluff. Oneshot.

Stars

2007-07-09T08:38:54-08:00

Author: copygeijutsuka
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Naruto U. & Hinata H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 582, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-9-07
Status: Complete

Hinata...Come outside with me! Hinata's own pale eyes widened as she took in the whole sight and gasped. It's...it's... she stuttered, it's beautiful! NaruHina oneshot drabble.

Love Ya!

2007-07-06T08:29:14-08:00

Author: copygeijutsuka
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 407, Reviews: 11 Published: 7-6-07
Status: Complete

SasuNaru, NaruSasu. Oneshot. Drabble. Naruto proclaims his love for Sasuke 24,7. What does Sasuke say to him?

Prescription

2007-06-29T12:33:48-08:00

Author: copygeijutsuka
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 947, Reviews: 19 Published: 6-29-07
Status: Complete

“Y'know what, Sasuke? Right now I think it's time for that good hard fucking Dr. Uzumaki recommends.” attempted humor and smut. Oneshot. NaruSasu. Not at all for nonyaoi fans.

Solution

2007-06-26T09:14:56-08:00

Author: copygeijutsuka
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Kakashi H. & Iruka U.
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,556, Reviews: 10 Updated: 6-26-07 Published: 6-6-07
Status: Complete

Hatake Kakashi decided that day was a good day. Then along came two women, and Hatake Kakashi decided it wasn’t going to be very joyful, or blissful, anymore. It was going to be torturous torture.

Shopping

2007-06-25T11:15:40-08:00

Author: copygeijutsuka
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 830, Reviews: 9 Published: 6-25-07
Status: Complete

Naruto drags Sasuke to the mall, in hopes of getting him to colorize his wardrobe a bit. Suggestive SasuNaru, so Non SasuNaru fans might be able to read it without foaming at the mouth and screaming in agony. Oneshot

A King and a Queen

2007-06-22T08:32:54-08:00

Author: copygeijutsuka
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Riku & Sora
Chapters: 1, Words: 623, Reviews: 9 Published: 6-22-07
Status: Complete

King Mickey and Minnie and Donald and Daisy are leaving on a cruise trip, but they need someone to watch over the Castle. Luckily, Sora and Riku dropped by at just the right time. But... who's going to be King? oneshot drabble. SoraRiku

The Top Secret Life of a Hero

2007-05-09T15:07:04-08:00

Author: copygeijutsuka
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sora
Chapters: 15, Words: 15,764, Reviews: 23 Updated: 5-9-07 Published: 1-19-07
Status: Complete

How does Sora spend his days when he's NOT fighting heartless, nobodies, bad guys, putting an end to chaos and destruction, and totally kicking butt? He spends his days in more chaos, of course. Longish drabbles, SoraRiku

Cheesy Shark Pie

2007-05-02T14:41:45-08:00

Author: copygeijutsuka
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Itachi U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,305, Reviews: 5 Published: 5-2-07
Status: Complete

Delicious Cheesy Shark Pie. Starring Itachi, Sasuke Suzuki Suzy, Neji in the background with a synthesizer, and voice overs of Deidara, Sasori, Kisame, and Tobi. Please enjoy. WARNING: The image of rabid Kakashi Shitake will scar your mind forever. OOC

Hate Me

2007-04-08T08:52:35-08:00

Author: copygeijutsuka
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Naruto U. & Hinata H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 951, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-8-07
Status: Complete

Songfic: Hate Me by Blue October. Pairing: Naruto X Hinata. Hate me so you can finally see what’s good for you...

What Hurts the Most

2007-04-08T08:50:07-08:00

Author: copygeijutsuka
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 883, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-8-07
Status: Complete

Songfic: What Hurts the Most by Rascal Flatts. Pairing: Sasuke x Sakura. Sakura continues grieving for her lost friend.

One Week

2007-04-08T08:44:41-08:00

Author: copygeijutsuka
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Shikamaru N. & Temari
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,044, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-8-07
Status: Complete

Songfic: One Week by Barenaked Ladies. Pairing: Shikamaru x Temari Shikamaru and Temari have gotten into a fight, but their friends persuade them to make up to each other.

Fixes

2007-04-07T19:28:19-08:00

Author: copygeijutsuka
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Naruto U. & Iruka U.
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,298, Reviews: 5 Updated: 4-7-07 Published: 4-6-07
Status: Complete

Naruto Uzumaki, an eight year old little boy, learns with Iruka sensei that sometimes things can't be so easily fixed. Short four part drabbles.

Why Me?

2007-02-16T16:20:55-08:00

Author: copygeijutsuka
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,885, Reviews: 12 Published: 2-16-07
Status: Complete

Naruto asks Sasuke why he chose him over all the other girls. “Come on!” Naruto pushed consistently, “I just want to know why you chose me!” So do all of us. SasuNaru one shot

Sparring

2007-02-15T15:54:12-08:00

Author: copygeijutsuka
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Iruka U. & Kakashi H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 318, Reviews: 4 Published: 2-15-07
Status: Complete

Kakashi and Iruka spar together. If someone would like to borrow it for their story as a little scene or something, they're welcome. Just PM me and I'll let you use it, as long as it's said that it's originally by me and you tell me what story it's in.

My Messed Up Life

2007-02-12T08:00:15-08:00

Author: copygeijutsuka
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Hinata H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,084, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-12-07
Status: Complete

Hinata's messed up life. TuTu's, bricks and Magical people with sticks! not really written by me, i just changed the names. AU, OOConeshot

Hayate's Day Off

2007-02-11T15:05:20-08:00

Author: copygeijutsuka
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Hayate G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,048, Reviews: 4 Published: 2-11-07
Status: Complete

Hayate gets a day off...and a free laptop! What will become of this day? Oneshot

Layers of Paint

2007-02-03T10:42:28-08:00

Author: copygeijutsuka
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,322, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-3-07
Status: Complete

He didn’t want that mask anymore. He longed for someone to come along and unearth his real self from beneath all those layers. SasuNaruish. Oneshot. maybe a little angstyish.

Food Fight

2007-01-26T18:11:38-08:00

Author: copygeijutsuka
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,221, Reviews: 5 Published: 1-26-07
Status: Complete

Flying peas...this means war...FOOD FIGHT! An uproar at Sora's school! KHII, AU, one shot

Question

2007-01-25T15:01:10-08:00

Author: copygeijutsuka
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,892, Reviews: 21 Updated: 1-25-07 Published: 1-16-07
Status: Complete

“Teme!” Sigh. “What?” “How do you like your girls?” with the fluffy cute essence of sasunaru.

Valentine's Day

2007-01-16T14:56:36-08:00

Author: copygeijutsuka
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 516, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-16-07
Status: Complete

It is Valentine's Day, will Sasuke accept a gift from a certain someone? friendly sasunaru, non AU