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My Gothic Lolita Doll

2009-05-18T11:42:36-08:00

Author: x-EliteAssassin-x
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Humor
Pairing: Kiba I. & Hana I.
Chapters: 4, Words: 10,893, Reviews: 18 Updated: 5-18-09 Published: 10-26-07
Status: In-Progress

When Kiba buys Hana a Gothic Lolita Doll, he doesn't expect to be caught in a twisted game of life and death. Can they defeat the possessed doll and escape the hell they've been thrown into? Anti-Canon. DISCONT.

Romanticide

2009-02-28T17:30:23-08:00

Author: x-EliteAssassin-x
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Deidara & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,348, Reviews: 12 Published: 2-28-09
Status: In-Progress

Because despite what their parents thought, moving wasn't on the agenda for Deidara or Naruto. SasoDei, MadDei, SasuNaru, GaaNaru. Love triangles ahoy!

Seven Deadly Sins

2009-02-18T18:35:34-08:00

Author: x-EliteAssassin-x
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Horror
Pairing: Naruto U.
Chapters: 5, Words: 8,722, Reviews: 22 Updated: 2-18-09 Published: 2-14-08
Status: In-Progress

7 one-shots of Naruto paired with the seven people who are damned to hell. Yaoi. AU. Valentines fic. SasuNaru, NaruShika, ChoNaru, GaaNaru, NejiNaru, SaiNaru and MadNaru.

Viva La Vida

2009-02-15T16:47:43-08:00

Author: x-EliteAssassin-x
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Konan & Deidara
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,622, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-15-09
Status: Complete

When the Akatsuki go on a shopping trip, an interesting series of events unfold. Can be viewed as possible sequel to Bring it On Akatsuki! Warning: Pointless crack and countless references.

ANBU Elements

2008-12-28T19:01:33-08:00

Author: x-EliteAssassin-x
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Pairing: Naruto U.
Chapters: 11, Words: 48,379, Reviews: 374 Updated: 12-28-08 Published: 3-6-07
Status: In-Progress

Naruto has grown up in the ANBU, he is changed and stronger. He has strong friends and the Kyuubi to help him! But now his life is turned upside down, he must drop the ANBU elements team and go to the academy to train to become a Genin! AU strong Naruto.

Sexual Cavities

2008-03-14T09:49:49-08:00

Author: x-EliteAssassin-x
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Deidara & Sasori
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,879, Reviews: 19 Published: 3-14-08
Status: Complete

Deidara is sugar high and driving the Akatsuki mad, so it's up to Sasori to stop him in a way only the red-head can. SasoDei, S&M, Yaoi, One-Shot for YaoiRocks.

A Love Familiar with Pain

2008-01-23T03:25:32-08:00

Author: x-EliteAssassin-x
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Itachi U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 7, Words: 11,177, Reviews: 61 Updated: 1-23-08 Published: 4-24-07
Status: In-Progress

Love, Pain, Burdens, Loneliness and Perfection. Can Itachi and Naruto be together? Facing complications, enemies and allies at every turning point, can their love survive? Akatsuki Madness. Yaoi. ItaNaru, SasoDei and NejiGaa.

Only Eternal With You

2008-01-17T10:46:20-08:00

Author: x-EliteAssassin-x
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Spiritual
Pairing: Deidara & Sasori
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,433, Reviews: 20 Published: 1-17-08
Status: Complete

Dieing alone but with their hearts still linked. Can these two find each other again in the next life? SasoDei. Yaoi. One-shot. Reincarnation fic.

Bring it On Akatsuki!

2008-01-09T07:57:16-08:00

Author: x-EliteAssassin-x
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Konan & Itachi U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,227, Reviews: 33 Published: 1-9-08
Status: Complete

Crack Fic. Ever watched the Akatsuki cheerlead? Cause now is the time to Bring it ON! Crossdressing and Cheer song from 'Bring it on'.

A Desirable Female

2007-10-25T10:38:59-08:00

Author: x-EliteAssassin-x
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Itachi U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 7, Words: 12,513, Reviews: 289 Updated: 10-25-07 Published: 3-31-07
Status: In-Progress

Fem Naru. Naru was loved by many, but gave her heart to the traitor. He broke her heart so she ran away and fell into his arms. Meet Narus legacy, The Akatsuki Four. It is time for their return to be announced. Look out Konoha and Team Hebi. ItaNaru.

Chocolate

2007-10-21T10:45:45-08:00

Author: x-EliteAssassin-x
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Konan
Chapters: 1, Words: 858, Reviews: 12 Published: 10-21-07
Status: Complete

Konan is PMSing and Pein forgot her chocolate... and Hidan can't seem to keep his mouth shut. A random oneshot.

Dripping Love

2007-04-23T10:30:21-08:00

Author: x-EliteAssassin-x
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Itachi U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 824, Reviews: 10 Published: 4-23-07
Status: Complete

A Jinchuriki's love for blood and an SClass Criminal. Slight Gore and Yaoi, possible disturbing themes. ItaNaru.