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Sexism in the Order! El gaspo!

2008-07-17T11:48:55-08:00

Author: nsisdazl
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Mystery/Humor
Pairing: Lily L. P.
Chapters: 3, Words: 6,598, Reviews: 11 Updated: 7-17-08, Published: 4-28-08
Status: In-Progress

It's 1979 and sexism is thriving in the Order. It's up to Lily to knock some sense into some sexist boys, find an important secret out of a boring ordinary book, and change the Order, for the better, of course.

Explanations

2008-07-09T12:01:15-08:00

Author: nsisdazl
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,788, Reviews: 11 Updated: 7-9-08, Published: 3-13-07
Status: In-Progress

Explanations for the great mysteries of the HP universe. A series of drabbles ranging from funny to angsty and all the way around.

Our Father Twilight style

2008-05-28T11:52:02-08:00

Author: nsisdazl
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 449, Reviews: 10 Updated: 5-28-08, Published: 5-28-08
Status: In-Progress

You know the prayer: Our Father, Who art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name- Except it's Twilight style! No blasphemy meant. Don't read if you think you're going to be offended.

What really happened to Laurent

2008-04-19T23:20:52-08:00

Author: nsisdazl
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 573, Reviews: 4 Updated: 4-19-08, Published: 4-19-08
Status: Complete

Or Why the pack is so determined to bring down Victoria and her minions. The pack discovers a tasty secret that has them salivating for more.

Difficulties with having a vampire boyfriend

2008-03-23T18:26:51-08:00

Author: nsisdazl
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,025, Reviews: 31 Updated: 3-23-08, Published: 3-15-08
Status: In-Progress

This was based off a story I chanced upon. It was scarring enough for me to mock it. Bella is making out with gorgeous Edward Cullen. But what will happen when he...BITES her. Accidentally, of course.

Let Go of the Past and Look into the Future

2008-01-09T19:00:47-08:00

Author: nsisdazl
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/General
Pairing: Remus L.
Chapters: 4, Words: 11,645, Reviews: 29 Updated: 1-9-08, Published: 5-5-07
Status: In-Progress

This is the sequel to All Those Years. Go read that before this. A character thought dead comes back to life. Mystery, adventure, romance.

All Those Years

2007-06-08T13:08:52-08:00

Author: nsisdazl
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Lily L. P. & James P.
Chapters: 10, Words: 19,520, Reviews: 73 Updated: 6-8-07, Published: 2-13-07
Status: Complete

It's another Lily and James fic! If you're sick of stories that feature James mooning after Lily and Sirius acting like an idiot, this is the story to read. Maybe I should change the rating... I hope you enjoy my story.