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Anthem of the Angels

2011-03-26T12:09:13-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,601, Reviews: 9, Complete

I keep holding on to you, but I can't bring you back to life. CM Punk centric one shot.

The Promise

2011-02-08T19:18:15-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Drama
CM Punk & The Miz
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,410, Reviews: 5, In-Progress

The only promise I can make you is that my promise is a lie. CM PunkxOCxMiz.

Count Me In

2010-12-14T01:49:01-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Drama/General
Randy Orton & Ted DiBiase Jr.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,001, Reviews: 5, In-Progress

After Ted and Randy are screwed over by Maryse and John Cena, respectively, Randy decides he needs to reform Legacy to regain order in the WWE. Minor TedxMarysexCena

Unholy Confessions

2010-11-17T11:27:03-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Humor/General
Edge
Chapters: 1, Words: 900, Reviews: 3, Complete

In light of his recent path into the good side, Edge decides he needs to repent his sins at his local church. One shot.

Eclipsed

2010-11-06T21:30:55-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Tragedy/General
Jeff Hardy
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,634, Reviews: 15, In-Progress

After the Beth dies while giving birth, Jeff overdoses and kills himself, sending him into an alternate afterlife for those who have killed themselves. Along the way, he meets old friends who have suffered the same fate. Warning: controversial characters.

How to Become a Ring Rat

2010-10-18T19:56:10-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 882, Reviews: 7, In-Progress

Last time I checked, there was nothing wrong with "hanging out" with attractive men.

Ransom

2010-10-10T02:49:12-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Crime/Romance
Maryse & Wade Barrett
Chapters: 5, Words: 3,817, Reviews: 53, In-Progress

The Nexus kidnaps Maryse for ransom money. But what happens when Wade Barrett just can't let her go? Wade BarrettxMaryse

My December

2010-10-10T02:47:51-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K+
Tragedy/General
Evan Bourne
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,033, Reviews: 1, Complete

He finally found a place that was just as empty as he was. Evan Bourne. One shot.

Final Hour

2010-10-10T02:42:01-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Horror/Romance
Maria
Chapters: 6, Words: 4,472, Reviews: 65, In-Progress

He literally wanted to be the only one for her. He killed his best friend out of jealousy. Now he just needs to control himself so he doesn't kill her, too. Mariax? Darkfic

Save Yourself

2010-10-01T17:51:21-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Drama
Jeff Hardy
Chapters: 1, Words: 593, Reviews: 3, In-Progress

He couldn't save her. He couldn't even save himself. JeffxOC

Flairathalon

2010-09-30T00:16:45-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: M
Humor/General
Ric Flair
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,211, Reviews: 2, Complete

Ric Flair goes to buy a car...at Ashley Schaeffer BMW. Rated for language and ridiculous shenanigans. One shot.

The Brave and the Bold

2010-09-29T15:40:13-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Tragedy
Drew McIntyre
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,573, Reviews: 1, In-Progress

You cannot destroy what does not exist. DrewxOC

Stamford Knights

2010-09-14T22:06:56-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 304, Reviews: 2, In-Progress

A series of one shots relating a WWE Superstar to a character from the Batman COMICS. Chapter 1 - Batman is Jericho.

Total Nonstop Action News

2010-09-10T22:15:45-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: M
Drama/General
Brian Kendrick & Angelina Love
Chapters: 1, Words: 956, Reviews: 3, Complete

Tara isn't the only one with a dumpy ass. One shot.

Copycat

2010-09-10T20:19:19-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K+
Humor/General
Drew McIntyre & The Undertaker
Chapters: 1, Words: 865, Reviews: 6, Complete

A drabble on two things that have recently gone missing: Drew's vest and CM Punk's chest hair. One shot feat: DASHING Cody Rhodes, Drew McIntyre, and the Undertaker.

Snuff

2010-09-03T19:57:16-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Drama/General
CM Punk & Serena
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,103, Reviews: 3, Complete

If you still care, don't ever let me know. CM Punk/Serena one shot

Dine and Dash

2010-08-27T17:31:04-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Drama
Cody Rhodes & Edge
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,553, Reviews: 1, In-Progress

Clear away this hate and we can start to make it alright. DASHING Cody RhodesxOC

Right Side of the Bed

2010-08-27T15:36:07-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Drama/General
Maryse & Randy Orton
Chapters: 1, Words: 830, Reviews: 2, Complete

Who's sleeping on my side of the bed tonight? Randy/Maryse/Miz one shot.

Almost Easy

2009-12-18T19:02:43-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Drama
CM Punk & Edge
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,101, Reviews: 23, In-Progress

Wherever the gold is, there she'll be. And when the title falls into the hands of the biggest jerk in the WWE, she's forced to work with him. And the jerk isn't Edge. In fact, he's the good guy. CM PunkxOC

The Easy Way Out

2009-12-06T12:38:57-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: M
General
Batista & Kelly Kelly
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,362, Reviews: 11, Complete

Don't judge a ring rat by her label. One day, she might be where you want to be. Kelly KellyxBatista. AU. One shot.

Without You

2009-10-14T04:59:28-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Drama
Edge & Natalya
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,556, Reviews: 6, Complete

I forgive you. Forget you. The end. Tyson KiddxNatalyaxEdge. One shot.

For the Love of the Game

2009-08-29T20:34:54-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Drama
Stephanie McMahon & Chris Jericho
Chapters: 1, Words: 854, Reviews: 14, In-Progress

There were three men in her life: The one she loved, the one she was married to, and the one that hunted her. StephaniexChris/Hunter/Randy

Roadside Assistance

2009-08-05T02:43:45-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: M
Humor/General
Edge & Christian
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,240, Reviews: 14, Complete

Three Canadians. Two members of Legacy. Three girlfriends. One illegal substance. One mile over the speed limit. One shot.

Buried

2009-07-15T06:54:16-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K+
General
Evan Bourne
Chapters: 1, Words: 497, Reviews: 7, Complete

Wrestling doesn't matter anymore. One shot.

Fact

2009-07-14T06:38:12-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
General
Evan Bourne
Chapters: 1, Words: 485, Reviews: 11, Complete

Fact - something that is true. Fact: I love you. Fact: I hope you burn in hell. EvanxOCxSwagger One shot.

Slime

2009-05-29T10:47:30-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Humor/General
Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase Jr.
Chapters: 1, Words: 736, Reviews: 14, In-Progress

Cody and Ted are bad, bad boys. Daddy Randy isn't going to be happy about this.

Doppelgänger

2009-05-16T16:56:53-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Angst/Drama
Edge
Chapters: 2, Words: 838, Reviews: 10, In-Progress

Reflections don't show us who we really are, but in Adam Copeland's case, that was different. He was gritty. He was sleazy. He was Edge.

Kingdom Come

2009-05-14T18:56:59-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K+
Angst/General
CM Punk & Jeff Hardy
Chapters: 1, Words: 975, Reviews: 13, Complete

Death is not the same as dying. CM Punk. One shot.

Grey Skies

2009-05-12T12:22:31-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Tragedy
Jeff Hardy
Chapters: 1, Words: 724, Reviews: 9, Complete

He lost his color. JeffxOC. One shot.

Relative Insanity

2009-04-25T18:33:39-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Horror
Matt Hardy
Chapters: 1, Words: 275, Reviews: 7, In-Progress

No one expected the elder Hardy to break. MattxOC. Alternate version of "Arkham Asylum."

Masquerade

2009-04-20T02:30:58-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Hurt/Comfort/Family
Jeff Hardy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,144, Reviews: 7, Complete

Painted faces aren't always as beautiful as what is hidden beneath them. JeffxOC. One shot.

Guilt

2009-04-16T04:50:02-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Drama/Mystery
Randy Orton
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,129, Reviews: 10, In-Progress

It was his fault that his protégé was in the hospital. At Randy Orton's weakest moment, an old friend must ruin the legacy he has come to build.

Inside the Fire

2009-04-15T17:57:46-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Horror
Randy Orton & Stephanie McMahon
Chapters: 1, Words: 940, Reviews: 7, Complete

Release your life to begin another time with her. Randy/Steph. One shot.

Smear

2009-03-30T07:25:14-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K+
Parody/Drama
Edge
Chapters: 1, Words: 559, Reviews: 9, Complete

It was just supposed to be a Halloween costume. Then it became a part of him. EdgexOC. One shot.

The Man Who Laughs

2009-03-28T17:12:36-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Drama
Randy Orton & Stephanie McMahon
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,468, Reviews: 8, Complete

One by one, they'll hear his call. Then this wicked company will follow his fall. Randy/Steph. One shot.

A Death in the Family

2009-03-26T09:00:05-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Drama
Randy Orton & Stephanie McMahon
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,380, Reviews: 11, Complete

His insanity always got him astray of execution. Randy/Steph. One shot.

You're Not a Princess

2009-03-20T18:32:31-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Friendship
Maria & Jeff Hardy
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,364, Reviews: 23, In-Progress

Matt is sick of everyone trying to set him up with Eve. Jeff is sick of Maria fawning over him. They're out to prove that they really don't like these girls. Why should the girls always get their way? Few shot.

Sanity Clause

2009-03-11T21:40:28-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Angst/Drama
Randy Orton & Stephanie McMahon
Chapters: 1, Words: 847, Reviews: 13, Complete

All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. Randy/Steph. One shot.

Rated R Legacy

2009-03-09T10:07:22-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Drama/Angst
Edge & Randy Orton
Chapters: 1, Words: 601, Reviews: 9, In-Progress

Edge doesn't get jealous; he gets even. Randy Orton found a new team. No one leaves Edge behind. He's going to take down Legacy.

Superman's Dead

2009-03-05T12:11:20-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Angst
Randy Orton & Kelly Kelly
Chapters: 1, Words: 950, Reviews: 10, Complete

One swift movement and it would all be over. Randy/Kelly. One shot.

You Make Me Sick

2009-02-16T13:28:12-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Drama/Angst
Christian & Edge
Chapters: 1, Words: 773, Reviews: 9, Complete

Neither of them were religious. ChristianxOC. One shot. Happy Birthday.

Stranded at the Drive In

2009-02-14T11:54:37-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Humor
Ted DiBiase Jr.
Chapters: 1, Words: 975, Reviews: 11, Complete

Imagining him singing makes me want to jump off a cliff. TedxOC One shot

French Twist

2009-02-09T20:42:30-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Drama
Randy Orton & Maryse
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,061, Reviews: 23, In-Progress

She's no second generation Diva, but she was going to worm her way into Legacy. Randy/Maryse

Fate

2009-02-05T19:15:48-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K
General
Chapters: 2, Words: 777, Reviews: 22, In-Progress

Series of one shots and drabbles, relating a tarot card to a Superstar or Diva.

Arkham Asylum

2009-02-02T13:08:30-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Crime/Romance
Jeff Hardy
Chapters: 9, Words: 8,436, Reviews: 101, Complete

Following the collapse of Jeff Hardy, Matt enlists his brother into the local mental institution. And he's just the test for the new doctor. JeffxOC

The Diary of Jane

2009-02-02T13:08:02-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Angst/Family
Randy Orton
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,037, Reviews: 15, Complete

The toys left alone in the toybox have feelings, too. RandyxOC. One shot.

Before I Forget

2009-02-01T10:57:11-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K+
Tragedy/Angst
Matt Hardy
Chapters: 1, Words: 886, Reviews: 14, Complete

You may not mean what you say at the time. A Matt-support fic. One shot.

Turning Over a New Pot Leaf

2009-02-01T01:12:21-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: M
Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Brian Kendrick & CM Punk
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,210, Reviews: 19, In-Progress

Being traded from RAW to SmackDown brings out the worst in everybody. Heel PunkxOCxKendrick

Cute in Vain

2009-01-26T12:31:57-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Drama
Randy Orton & Trish Stratus
Chapters: 46, Words: 38,939, Reviews: 804, In-Progress

Everyone wanted her to return, but she wouldn't have any of that. Especially not after what Shane did to her. Eventual TrishxRandy

Careful What You Wish For

2009-01-23T18:37:55-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Drama
Jeff Hardy
Chapters: 1, Words: 869, Reviews: 8, In-Progress

Because you just might get it. Or not. Or you have to give up everything you already have in order to get it. JeffxOC

A Kiss for a Kill

2009-01-20T08:36:29-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Crime
Ted DiBiase Jr.
Chapters: 5, Words: 3,795, Reviews: 24, In-Progress

I don't care what you think as long as it's about me. TedxOC.

The Name Game

2009-01-19T10:47:07-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Angst/General
CM Punk
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,322, Reviews: 6, Complete

And if she wanted to die, he would be her razor blade. CM PunkxOC one shot

Possession

2009-01-17T08:26:05-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Supernatural
CM Punk
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,872, Reviews: 16, In-Progress

Possession is nine-tenths of the law. CM PunkxOC

Muscly Armed Paper Boy

2009-01-14T16:13:25-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
General
CM Punk
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,136, Reviews: 12, Complete

Nothing says "Happy Birthday" like stepping on a girl's neck. CM PunkxOC one shot

The Distance that Killed Us

2009-01-11T07:21:59-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K+
Angst/Romance
Chris Jericho
Chapters: 1, Words: 847, Reviews: 8, Complete

Whether you like it or not, Chris Jericho is the most honest man of all. JerichoxOC one shot.

Proximity

2009-01-09T07:57:47-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K+
General
Ted DiBiase Jr.
Chapters: 1, Words: 777, Reviews: 7, Complete

Even proven laws have loopholes. Theodore Marvin DiBiase Jr.xOC One shot.

Darkness Falls

2009-01-05T10:59:04-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
General
Jeff Hardy
Chapters: 1, Words: 912, Reviews: 7, Complete

He wanted to be normal. Slight JeffxOC. One shot.

Whiplash

2009-01-04T23:29:32-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Drama
Batista
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,874, Reviews: 18, In-Progress

Cars. Women. That's all he cared about until he met someone that restored his love of wrestling. BatistaxOC

Sugar in the Engine

2009-01-03T13:12:42-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Drama
Chris Jericho & Randy Orton
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,972, Reviews: 8, In-Progress

Good will cease to exist in a world full of evil. RandyxOCxJericho

Master of Destiny

2009-01-01T08:29:13-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Drama
Chris Jericho & Randy Orton
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,198, Reviews: 9, Complete

“Do you love him?” I asked, still not turning to face her. “I do love Randy, Chris. I really, really do,” she stated. I felt as if I was a balloon and she just stabbed me with a needle. So I leaned in and kissed her. JerichoxOCxRandy one shot

Scream Your Heart Out

2008-12-29T21:05:52-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Drama
Jeff Hardy
Chapters: 6, Words: 5,102, Reviews: 80, In-Progress

Jeff suffered a freak accident while in TNA, causing him to completely lose his hearing. Can Jeff Hardy make a comeback in the WWE if he can't hear? Eventual Jeffx?

Bound and Gagged

2008-12-29T21:05:12-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Angst
Edge & The Undertaker
Chapters: 1, Words: 763, Reviews: 7, Complete

What would you say to your greatest enemy if you had the chance? One shot.

World Ruler

2008-12-29T21:04:10-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K+
General
Edge & Chris Jericho
Chapters: 1, Words: 409, Reviews: 7, In-Progress

Edge wants to rule the world. Too bad there's already a king.

Calling

2008-12-29T21:01:44-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Drama
Brian Kendrick
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,323, Reviews: 13, In-Progress

I'm just a train wreck waiting to happen because of you. The Brian KendrickxOC

No News is Good News

2008-12-29T21:01:05-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Humor/Mystery
Chapters: 7, Words: 6,563, Reviews: 136, In-Progress

Vince decides that the WWE needs an in-house newspaper. Someone decides to sneak in their own anonymous gossip column under the nose of the Editor in Chief, John Cena. Includes Jeff, Edge, Punk, Randy, Mickie etc.

Empty Apartment

2008-12-29T21:00:01-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Family
CM Punk
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,005, Reviews: 21, In-Progress

Love comes and goes, but family is forever. CM PunkxOC

Blue Crush

2008-12-29T20:59:32-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Drama
Jeff Hardy & Maria
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,871, Reviews: 26, In-Progress

They say you have to love yourself before you can love someone else. He loved her, and she hated herself. He was going to make her love herself again so she could love him. And how he wanted her to love him...JeffxMaria.

The Masked Avenger

2008-12-29T20:59:10-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Angst
Melina
Chapters: 2, Words: 813, Reviews: 10, In-Progress

The only way to show her his true identidy was to hide it. How can someone you don't know steal your heart? Melinax?

I'm Fine Without You

2008-12-29T20:58:43-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Hurt/Comfort
John Cena
Chapters: 8, Words: 8,976, Reviews: 48, In-Progress

Dating a wrestler isn't all that it's cracked up to be. CenaxOC.

Priceless Christmas

2008-12-24T15:07:12-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K+
General
Ted DiBiase Jr.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,154, Reviews: 8, Complete

Because who WOULDN'T want to spend Christmas watching the same wrestling match over and over? TedxOC

Have Yourself a Merry Ziggler Christmas

2008-12-24T08:36:20-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K+
General
Dolph Ziggler
Chapters: 1, Words: 448, Reviews: 11, Complete

Christmas with Dolph! Dolph ZigglerxOC One shot.

The Ghosts that Haunt You

2008-12-22T21:17:18-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Tragedy/Supernatural
Lita & Matt Hardy
Chapters: 4, Words: 4,470, Reviews: 29, In-Progress

Attitude Era fic. After Matt dies in a freak accident at Wrestlemania, Amy quits wrestling. However, strange help comes to help her get back into the business she loves. MattxAmy

Far East

2008-12-22T20:10:50-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Drama
Shannon Moore
Chapters: 1, Words: 925, Reviews: 8, In-Progress

After his release, Shannon goes to wrestle in Japan. It's there that he meets a Japanese female wrestler, and he doesn't exactly like the way that she is treated. ShannonxOC

A Sound of Thunder

2008-12-19T18:54:36-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Drama
Edge
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,376, Reviews: 14, Complete

They say that Edge doesn't have a heart, but that's only because she stole it. MattxAmy one shot.

Snap Shot

2008-12-15T21:31:44-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Drama
CM Punk & John Morrison/Nitro
Chapters: 1, Words: 894, Reviews: 7, In-Progress

A picture is worth a thousand words until it is destroyed just like a life. PunkxOCxMorrison

Lollipop

2008-12-15T00:20:01-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
General
Brian Kendrick
Chapters: 1, Words: 579, Reviews: 8, Complete

Who knew that candy could be so provocative? The Brian KendrickxOC

Hash Pipe

2008-12-14T19:57:22-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
General
Edge
Chapters: 1, Words: 537, Reviews: 6, Complete

To love another is a gift. To love one's self is an even greater gift. EdgexOC one shot.

Slam Dunk

2008-12-13T20:43:40-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K+
General
Chris Jericho
Chapters: 1, Words: 875, Reviews: 10, Complete

Randy goes up for the basket...The Brian Kendick with the assist. Jericho needs to remember that basketball isn't hockey. For Super T.

Into the Dungeon

2008-12-12T21:44:06-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Drama
Chris Jericho & Natalya
Chapters: 1, Words: 304, Reviews: 11, In-Progress

Romeo and Juliet couldn't survive their dungeon, so why should they? Chris JerichoxNatalya

All I Want for Christmas

2008-12-09T20:15:46-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Crime
Maria
Chapters: 1, Words: 966, Reviews: 6, Complete

Is you...Dead. One shot.

Face Value

2008-11-22T20:46:35-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Drama
John Cena & Edge
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,039, Reviews: 27, In-Progress

It's a secret kept so well that not even Vince McMahon knows. Who is more cunning than the Rated R Superstar? Oh, that's right. Cena's girlfriend. CenaxOCxEdge

Most Valuable Playboy

2008-11-16T19:55:30-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Friendship
Edge
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,221, Reviews: 5, Complete

Reputation is everything. EdgexOC

Mad Love

2008-11-16T09:46:03-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Drama/Romance
Jeff Hardy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,800, Reviews: 17, Complete

Love without insanity is not love. Psycho JeffxOC

Creativity is Overrated

2008-11-10T13:55:31-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Angst
Jeff Hardy & Maria
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,116, Reviews: 14, In-Progress

Freaks stick together. CandicexJohnxMariaxJeff

Hurricanrana Katrina

2008-11-10T13:54:15-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Drama
Edge & Chris Jericho
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,083, Reviews: 24, In-Progress

After Edge and Jericho retire, they each write a tell-all book. The books aren't about wrestling. They are about their greatest enemy, each other. EdgexOCxJericho

You Know It

2008-11-09T18:11:35-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K
General
Edge
Chapters: 1, Words: 418, Reviews: 7, Complete

Just because you don't miss him doesn't mean others don't.

Friends Only

2008-11-08T23:49:06-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Drama/Mystery
John Morrison/Nitro
Chapters: 1, Words: 592, Reviews: 9, In-Progress

When John Morrison comes across a livejournal entry making fun of him, backstage politics are taken to a new level. Who knew the Divas were that petty?

Fake It

2008-11-03T12:57:35-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Drama
Jeff Hardy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,024, Reviews: 14, In-Progress

They were friends who got married because they were bored. They're determined to keep their secret, but things get complicated when his brother falls for her. What is Matt going to do? Openly let his wife cheat on him just to keep the secret? JeffxOC

Addiction is a Curse

2008-10-19T14:50:20-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Angst
CM Punk
Chapters: 9, Words: 9,625, Reviews: 101, Complete

When CM Punk is sent by Mr. McMahon to appear at a rehabilitation clinic, he meets a broken soul that can help him get over his own demons. CM PunkxOC

Designated Driver

2008-10-19T14:49:52-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K
General
CM Punk & Chris Jericho
Chapters: 1, Words: 433, Reviews: 13, Complete

CM Punk is the designated driver for Jericho, Kofi, and Santino. But the bar doesn't carry Pepsi products...One shot

No Rehab for Heartbreak

2008-10-17T13:53:18-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
General
Cody Rhodes & Kelly Kelly
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,544, Reviews: 5, Complete

I'm not after fame and fortune. I'm after you. One shot. Pairing: One you'd never think I'd write...Click to be amazed at my hypocrisy...

Bye Bye Bye

2008-10-15T18:15:12-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K
General
Chris Jericho
Chapters: 1, Words: 624, Reviews: 18, Complete

Now that Lance Cade is gone, what will Jericho do? Oh, that's right. He's going to make funeral plans. One shot

Coin Toss

2008-10-12T01:43:00-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Drama
Edge & Maria
Chapters: 1, Words: 219, Reviews: 12, In-Progress

You'd never think of love and fear as the same thing, right? EdgexMaria. Yeah, I went there.

War is Jericho

2008-10-10T09:16:04-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K
General
Chris Jericho
Chapters: 1, Words: 549, Reviews: 13, Complete

Jericho hears that there is a new draft coming up. Since when does the possibility of going to the other show mean that he's being shipped off to Iraq? One shot

Lanceless

2008-10-06T18:29:01-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K
General
Chris Jericho & Lance Cade
Chapters: 1, Words: 718, Reviews: 15, Complete

Where, oh where is Jericho's little Lance Cade? Oh where, oh where can he be? One shot

Jericho Fortuna

2008-09-25T14:19:45-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K
General
Chris Jericho
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,233, Reviews: 20, Complete

Jericho is convinced that he's always right, so he decides to become a fortune teller. One shot.

Don't Rain on the Parade

2008-09-17T18:46:16-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K
General
Chris Jericho
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,251, Reviews: 13, Complete

Especially if that parade is Jericho's. One shot.

One Year and Counting

2008-09-09T05:03:54-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Tragedy
Edge & Natalya
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,105, Reviews: 8, In-Progress

He sold his soul to the Devil to keep her alive. He had one year to live, and he was determined to make it a good one. EdgexNatalya

Blonde Ambition

2008-09-01T19:43:32-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Tragedy
Edge & Natalya
Chapters: 1, Words: 570, Reviews: 11, In-Progress

They promised to be best friends forever. It's a rare time that people feel bad for the villain. Sometimes, the hero shouldn't come out on top. KennedyxNatalyaxEdge

Glamalicious

2008-08-31T20:52:35-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K
Humor/Parody
Beth Phoenix
Chapters: 1, Words: 272, Reviews: 14, Complete

As Santino and Beth are driving, Santino hears a song that reminds him of his relationship with Beth. One shot.

Esquire Sparkle

2008-08-17T21:36:42-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K
General
Chris Jericho & Shawn Michaels
Chapters: 1, Words: 572, Reviews: 12, Complete

After punching HBK's wife, Jericho reveals his darkest desire to Lance Cade. And what is that desire, exactly? To be a magician. One shot

Y2J is Dead

2008-08-11T19:43:09-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K
General
Chris Jericho
Chapters: 1, Words: 476, Reviews: 17, Complete

But the Messiah of the Sparkle is just being born. And he's giving out makeovers. One shot

I've Been Watching You

2008-08-11T18:52:32-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K
General
Chris Jericho & Lance Cade
Chapters: 1, Words: 475, Reviews: 15, Complete

Jericho watches the opening of RAW, and has some interesting thoughts about the World Tag Team Champions. If he feels that way, why is Lance Cade in the shower? One shot

Jericho the Olympian

2008-08-11T01:08:42-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K
General
Chris Jericho & Randy Orton
Chapters: 1, Words: 610, Reviews: 15, Complete

Jericho is watching the Olympics, and he becomes jealous of one of the teams. You'll never guess what team...And why is Lance Cade taking notes on Randy Orton? One shot

Jericho is Ortonized

2008-08-08T14:10:05-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K
General
Chris Jericho & Randy Orton
Chapters: 1, Words: 967, Reviews: 25, Complete

What happened to Jericho's sparkly pants? And guess who is back... One shot

Someone to Hate

2008-08-01T09:47:12-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K
General
Edge
Chapters: 1, Words: 906, Reviews: 14, Complete

At the Summerslam press conference, Edge finally decides to confront the fans about their hatred for him in the form of a speech. One shot for the Edge fans

Double Date

2008-07-31T10:12:16-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K
Romance/Drama
Jeff Hardy & Mickie James
Chapters: 1, Words: 765, Reviews: 12, Complete

Annoying little sisters always ruin a girl's fun. MickiexJeff One shot

Robbing the Cradle

2008-07-24T10:06:04-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Drama/Romance
Edge
Chapters: 8, Words: 8,714, Reviews: 74, In-Progress

When Vickie Guerrero hires a new member of Team Guerrero, everything seems fine and dandy...That is until her new friend reveals her true motives for joining forces with the General Manager of SmackDown. EdgexOC

Swear Not by the Moon

2008-07-23T10:27:45-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Lita & Matt Hardy
Chapters: 1, Words: 864, Reviews: 3, Complete

After their break up, Matt and Amy are forced to read Romeo and Juliet together in their high school English Literature class. AU One shot MattxAmy

The Messiah of the Sparkle

2008-07-23T10:26:27-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K
General
Chris Jericho
Chapters: 1, Words: 476, Reviews: 14, Complete

Jericho needs to look the part. He just might push poor Kate the wardrobe stylist over the edge. One shot.

Myspace Whore

2008-07-20T23:41:19-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
General
Edge
Chapters: 1, Words: 625, Reviews: 26, Complete

Alicia Fox needs to learn her lesson. The sweetest revenge is Myspace revenge, and Edge is the master of revenge. One shot

All Hail Jericho

2008-07-20T21:40:11-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K+
Humor
Chris Jericho & Shawn Michaels
Chapters: 1, Words: 625, Reviews: 33, Complete

Jericho seems to think he posesses a higher power. Let's count how many times Jericho says "Shawn Michaels." One shot feat. Jericho, HBK, Cena, Edge, Lilian, Batista

Salsa con Queso

2008-07-17T15:41:59-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Drama
Mr. Kennedy/Mr. Ardenson & Melina
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,402, Reviews: 10, Complete

This is that obnoxious iPod Shuffle Challenge. Pairing: MelinaxKennedy One shot...well, ten of them.

Hacker Safe, Spy Approved

2008-07-14T13:15:22-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Adventure/Romance
Maryse & Mr. Kennedy/Mr. Ardenson
Chapters: 1, Words: 369, Reviews: 8, In-Progress

Ten rules to the game, and she can obey them all...Except the last two. Mystery pairing

21 or Break

2008-07-14T13:13:54-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K+
General
Edge
Chapters: 1, Words: 458, Reviews: 9, Complete

Edge needs to learn to stop playing games that aren't Canadian. One shot

The Billion Dollar Princess Diaries

2008-07-10T16:51:42-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Drama/Angst
Chris Jericho & Stephanie McMahon
Chapters: 4, Words: 4,447, Reviews: 35, In-Progress

Stephanie McMahon is a teenage girl who just found out that her father wants her to be a big part of his Fortune 500 company when she's older. The only problem is that she just turned sixteen years old. AU. Eventual PaulxStephxJericho

Reality Check

2008-07-09T15:06:07-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Drama/Angst
Ted DiBiase Jr.
Chapters: 1, Words: 682, Reviews: 12, Complete

This goes against everything I believe in. One shot

Open Casket

2008-07-08T17:41:21-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K+
Tragedy/Friendship
Edge & Lita
Chapters: 1, Words: 691, Reviews: 16, Complete

You hypocrites. You all hated him, and now that he's gone, you pretend that you loved him all along. And you call yourselves true friends. One shot. Hints of EdgexLita

Crack Open My Heart

2008-07-07T16:28:58-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Edge & Mickie James
Chapters: 7, Words: 7,388, Reviews: 88, In-Progress

Edge is a recovering drug addict returning to work, trying to climb back on top of the WWE. Throughout all the naysayers, Mickie James is the only one that truly believes in him. MickiexEdge

Bobble Head

2008-07-07T12:54:36-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K
General
Edge & Triple H
Chapters: 1, Words: 354, Reviews: 13, Complete

Triple H gets Edge a present to welcome himself to SmackDown. Of course, MVP and Mr. Kennedy are in on the surprise. Maybe Edge should watch himself. One shot

The Kennedy Jumpsuit Apparatus

2008-07-06T12:39:59-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K
Humor/General
Mr. Kennedy/Mr. Ardenson & Natalya
Chapters: 1, Words: 648, Reviews: 16, Complete

Natalya tells Ken that his jumpsuits don't stand out enough. Ken decides to call everyone's old friend: Jericho's wardrobe stylist.

Who Cut the Cheese?

2008-07-05T11:20:36-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K+
Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 659, Reviews: 14, Complete

Ken Kennedy, Chris Jericho, and Edge go to a sports bar for a football game. Edge shouldn't have left the table. One shot

Vickie, the Door is Locked

2008-07-04T18:57:29-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K
General
Edge & Mr. Kennedy/Mr. Ardenson
Chapters: 1, Words: 322, Reviews: 16, Complete

Kennedy makes fun of Edge for stating the obvious. Kennedy always wins in the end. One shot

It's Easy Being Sleazy

2008-07-03T08:19:09-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K
General
Edge
Chapters: 1, Words: 650, Reviews: 22, Complete

Edge sits alone and wonders why he has no fans while he is at a signing. Edge needs love, too. One shot

16 Years of Awesome

2008-07-01T17:25:11-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K
Humor
Edge & Chris Jericho
Chapters: 1, Words: 383, Reviews: 10, Complete

Edge and Jericho plan to celebrate Edge's sixteen year wrestling anniversary...and another holiday that is close to their hearts. One shot

Jerichocontinental No More

2008-06-30T22:04:01-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K
Humor
Chris Jericho
Chapters: 1, Words: 336, Reviews: 20, Complete

Jericho blames the loss of his Intercontinental Championship on his outfits not being sparkly, and therefore snaps on his wardrobe stylist...again. Sequel to "Jeric Oh No" ONE SHOT

Jerich Oh No

2008-06-28T16:21:37-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K
Humor/General
Chris Jericho
Chapters: 1, Words: 346, Reviews: 27, Complete

Chris Jericho throws a hissy fit with his wardrobe stylist because his ring attire isn't sparkly enough. one shot

Deadly Game

2008-06-28T14:34:40-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Tragedy
Stephanie McMahon & Triple H
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,053, Reviews: 10, Complete

We'll meet again when both our cars collide. PaulxSteph one shot

Bleach

2008-06-21T23:50:12-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Adventure/Crime
Mickie James & Mr. Kennedy/Mr. Ardenson
Chapters: 1, Words: 671, Reviews: 12, In-Progress

AU. A deadly substance, and a hero with a dark past. Every town needs a savior. KennedyxMickie

Slap in the Face

2008-06-16T14:28:26-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Drama/Angst
Maria
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,190, Reviews: 10, Complete

She was just looking for the next person to cross off of her list. Mariax? One shot

How it Should Burn

2008-06-14T10:21:02-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Drama
Mr. Kennedy/Mr. Ardenson & Melina
Chapters: 1, Words: 532, Reviews: 15, In-Progress

What do you get when you cross a fiery Latina and a Green Bay Cheesehead? One huge mess. KennedyxMelina

Vying for Respect

2008-06-09T07:18:42-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 505, Reviews: 9, In-Progress

On enemy lines is where hope lies. WWE/TNA war fic

A Rose by Any Other Name

2008-06-09T03:34:40-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K+
Tragedy/Romance
John Morrison/Nitro
Chapters: 1, Words: 876, Reviews: 11, Complete

Hearts are made to be broken. John MorrisonxOC one shot

Mysterious Love Notes II

2008-06-08T23:08:02-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K+
Romance/General
Chapters: 9, Words: 1,705, Reviews: 157, In-Progress

A series of love notes written by and for the WWE Superstars and Divas. This note: From Edge to a SmackDown Diva.

Love for the Last Time

2008-06-06T07:32:15-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K+
Romance/General
Matt Hardy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,169, Reviews: 7, Complete

He left her cold on her doorstep after she made the first move. Matt Hardy never knew how to be a true gentleman. MattxOC one shot

To Lose it All

2008-05-28T19:19:02-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K+
Romance/General
Matt Hardy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,530, Reviews: 10, Complete

He lost his love and career. When he regains the latter, can he get back what's missing? MattxOC one shot

Super Cena

2008-05-26T12:41:10-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Supernatural/Drama
John Cena
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,173, Reviews: 39, In-Progress

Scientists wanted to clone perfection. But what if the wrong kind of perfection comes out of it? CenaxOC. Not your typical CenaxOC fic

Sweet as a Lemon

2008-05-23T18:14:31-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Drama/Tragedy
Katie Lea
Chapters: 2, Words: 802, Reviews: 22, In-Progress

The fastest way to destroy a man is through his heart.

Rounding Third

2008-05-23T18:14:10-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Drama/Angst
Jeff Hardy & John Cena
Chapters: 4, Words: 2,371, Reviews: 42, Complete

Jeff bent his upper body down lower so that his face was directly in front of Ashley's. "So tell me, Ashley, which one of us was your biggest mistake?" CenaxAshleyxJeff fewshot

That Whore You Hired

2008-05-21T12:31:30-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: M
Drama/General
Kelly Kelly
Chapters: 2, Words: 937, Reviews: 35, In-Progress

Clearly, Kelly Kelly wasn't hired because of her wrestling skills...

The Straight Edge of the Rainbow

2008-05-16T14:33:04-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Angst
CM Punk & Jeff Hardy
Chapters: 9, Words: 9,164, Reviews: 84, Complete

One can help her cope with her problems. The other can change her for the better. The question is, does she really want to change? JeffxOCxPunk.

Baby Come On

2008-05-13T01:05:31-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/General
Jeff Hardy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,302, Reviews: 13, Complete

“Jeff, I seriously hate you! You won’t let me have any fun on my birthday!” she yelled, rolling off the couch and onto the floor with a loud smack. “Ow…” How does it feel to not have me there to pick you up? JeffxOC one shot

Canadian Blondes Have More Fun

2008-05-06T21:54:01-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Humor/Adventure
Chris Jericho & Edge
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,546, Reviews: 37, In-Progress

After a rousing trip to Disney World, Edge, Christian, and Jericho decide to take a road trip back to Canada.

Epic

2008-05-06T21:53:48-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Drama
Shane Helms
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,646, Reviews: 21, In-Progress

You want it all but you can't have it. Gregory HelmsxOC

Hate Chronicles

2008-05-06T21:53:27-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Drama
Mr. Kennedy/Mr. Ardenson
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,554, Reviews: 31, In-Progress

My name is Ken Kennedy, and I hate everything. Especially that woman. Hate doesn't even begin to describe what I feel for her. KennedyxOC

Social Suicide

2008-05-06T21:53:12-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,419, Reviews: 14, Complete

I have to be crazy. I'm in love with the Samoan Bulldozer. UmagaxOC oneshot

Dear Heart, Prepare to Shatter

2008-05-06T21:51:54-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Drama
CM Punk & Maria
Chapters: 1, Words: 652, Reviews: 10, Complete

It was her idea to break up, but time doesn't heal all wounds. MariaxPunkxOC oneshot

Wrestling Royalty

2008-05-01T15:45:27-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Fantasy
John Cena & Randy Orton
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,048, Reviews: 30, In-Progress

Maria is a medival princess. She and her two ladies in waiting get transported into the bodies of modern day WWE Divas. Can they convince their prince charmings to believe them? RandyxMaria JerichoxMickie JohnxAshley

Gone

2008-04-19T12:36:11-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Edge
Chapters: 1, Words: 779, Reviews: 10, Complete

Sometimes reality is better than a dream. EdgexOC one shot.

Raw Deal

2008-04-14T20:38:26-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Drama
Chris Jericho
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,687, Reviews: 19, In-Progress

Bri is a heel Diva playing assistant to Beth Phoenix. In a bizzare match, she crosses paths with the Intercontinental Champion. JerichoxOC

Darkest Side of Me

2008-04-11T19:28:04-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Drama/Hurt/Comfort
Brian Kendrick
Chapters: 1, Words: 500, Reviews: 8, In-Progress

Everyone snaps once in a while. Brian KendrickxOC

Underestimated

2008-04-07T17:55:54-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Friendship
Shannon Moore
Chapters: 7, Words: 4,358, Reviews: 42, In-Progress

After all is said and done, he is the one that will make her or break her. ShannonxOC

Puppy Love

2008-03-31T21:27:54-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K+
Romance/General
CM Punk
Chapters: 1, Words: 976, Reviews: 16, Complete

CM Punk buys a dog. Pure fluff. CM PunkxOC one shot

Congratulations, Loser

2008-03-30T22:51:23-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Friendship
CM Punk
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,190, Reviews: 4, Complete

He won that briefcase on his own, but he needs help to win the title. CM PunkxOC one shot.

Razor's Edge II: Nothing is Safe

2008-03-30T21:21:16-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Humor/General
Edge
Chapters: 10, Words: 5,143, Reviews: 116, Complete

The sequel to Razor's Edge. Instead of talking about people, Edge talks about things and events. Last: Edge vs. Undertaker at Wrestlemania. T for language.

We Ain't Gonna Live Forever

2008-03-29T22:13:46-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/General
CM Punk
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,118, Reviews: 9, Complete

They say that love is a rollercoaster ride. But sometimes, so is the road to getting there. CM PunkxOC one shot

Hello, Beautiful

2008-03-26T22:04:22-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K
Romance/General
Matt Hardy
Chapters: 1, Words: 925, Reviews: 11, Complete

He always understood that when a woman said she wasn't upset, she really was. MattxOC one shot

Falling Down

2008-03-21T22:05:36-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Angst/General
Jeff Hardy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,331, Reviews: 12, Complete

Even Prince Charming has his flaws. People are allowed to make mistakes. JeffxOC one shot

Ride 'Em, Cowboy!

2008-03-21T17:10:34-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Western/Humor
Shawn Michaels & Triple H
Chapters: 8, Words: 7,138, Reviews: 101, In-Progress

DX are the selfproclaimed peace keepers of WWE. With DX running around, how much peace can there really be?

Car Crash Hearts

2008-03-21T11:41:29-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: M
Tragedy/Family
Jeff Hardy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,187, Reviews: 7, In-Progress

Not everything survives a car crash. They both did. Their love didn't. She can't remember him, and she lost more than her memories. JeffxOC

Fall Back into My Life

2008-03-19T14:03:23-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K
Romance/Angst
Ashley Massaro & Shane Helms
Chapters: 1, Words: 653, Reviews: 3, Complete

She had gotten away from him so many times before. Fate set in, and he got his chance. Sometimes, fate isn't so generous. Gregory HelmsxAshley one shot

The Life of a Wrestling Troll

2008-03-18T19:55:34-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K+
Humor/General
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,971, Reviews: 35, In-Progress

I'm that guy you see booing your favorite Superstars each week, and this is my story.

Kelly's Exposé

2008-03-18T19:55:10-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Angst/Drama
Kelly Kelly
Chapters: 2, Words: 827, Reviews: 24, In-Progress

Okay, so maybe I didn't try very hard. Maybe I don't deserve to be here. That doesn't mean that I'm not going to take an opportunity when it's handed to me. Can you blame me? Kelly Kelly centric few shot

I'm So Sick

2008-03-16T01:16:43-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Angst/Romance
Edge & Ashley Massaro
Chapters: 1, Words: 959, Reviews: 8, Complete

After all, he's the one that gave her the nickname of Trashley. Shannon centric one shot. ShannonxAshleyxEdge

I Don't Want to be in Love

2008-03-14T00:39:24-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K+
Romance/General
Matt Hardy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,299, Reviews: 9, Complete

He didn't want to be in love. But since when did anyone ever get what they want? MattxOC One shot

It's Been Awhile

2008-03-13T09:56:23-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Angst/General
Jeff Hardy
Chapters: 1, Words: 810, Reviews: 14, Complete

Jeff's take on the recent...issues. Jeff centric one shot. Mentions JeffxOC

The Second Time Around

2008-03-12T13:58:34-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Drama
John Cena & Randy Orton
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,394, Reviews: 11, Complete

Second chances just make everything more difficult. Sequel/epilogue to "A Rock and a Hard Place." One shot

Dying Rose

2008-03-10T01:38:08-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort
Matt Hardy & Lita
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,081, Reviews: 15, Complete

As the petals fell, the book on her fairytale life came to a close. She always wanted to be a princess, after all. She just didn't pick the right prince and would die with the regret. MattxAmyxAdam One shot

Tea Time with William

2008-03-08T23:26:38-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 466, Reviews: 18, In-Progress

What if William Regal had his own segment? What if he was trying to be a good guy, but the fans just wouldn't buy it?

Mothers and Daughters

2008-03-08T04:04:02-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K+
Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort
Randy Orton
Chapters: 1, Words: 777, Reviews: 14, Complete

Everything that Randy loves has died. True love never dies, right? Randy centric one shot.

Just Like a Pill

2008-03-03T02:45:47-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Drama/Angst
Jeff Hardy
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,138, Reviews: 9, Complete

Obsession is an understatement, especially when it comes to a drunken night with Jeff Hardy. JeffxOC One shot

Killing in the Name

2008-02-24T04:21:39-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Mystery/Horror
Jeff Hardy & John Cena
Chapters: 8, Words: 11,192, Reviews: 133, Complete

Ten WWE Superstars get snowed in the arena with no way out and no cell phone service. When one of them is mysteriously murdered, one by one they all share the same fate. Who is doing this and why are they doing it? T for language. Complete

Bottom of a Bottle

2008-02-24T02:49:40-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Angst/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,188, Reviews: 7, Complete

In rehab, Sandman looks back and wonders why he's there in the first place. A Sandman centric one shot. By request

From the Inside

2008-02-24T01:05:02-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Drama/Angst
Randy Orton
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,678, Reviews: 6, Complete

Randy isn't happy with the way things are going for him. In order to get his way, he goes to the only person that can get things to be his way. Randy Orton always gets what he wants...right? RandyxOC One shot

I'm Not Supposed to Love Her

2008-02-19T15:20:06-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K+
Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort
Ashley Massaro & John Cena
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,187, Reviews: 12, Complete

I wish that life was like a movie. I wish that the popular jock could win the punk princess. But that will never happen. Movies aren't as real as the pain of her being gone. All I have left are the memories and pictures. JohnxAshley Oneshot

In Her Shadow

2008-02-11T18:12:33-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Drama
Maria & Randy Orton
Chapters: 9, Words: 8,138, Reviews: 71, In-Progress

Randy wants Maria, but he has a strange way of showing it. CandicexRandyxMaria.

CrushCrushCrush

2008-02-05T22:08:32-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K+
General/Romance
John Cena & Torrie Wilson
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,349, Reviews: 10, Complete

At John's return party, there is one Diva that is more excited to be there than the rest. JohnxTorrie Oneshot

Prelude to a Dream

2008-02-03T18:56:01-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Drama
Edge & Christian
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,050, Reviews: 30, In-Progress

Attitude Era fic. Two Divas that hate each other. Two sets of brothers that hate each other. Somehow, they all get tangled up in the same horrible web. JeffxTrishxChristian and EdgexLitaxMatt

Edge's Rated R Alphabet

2008-02-02T22:26:31-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Humor/Parody
Edge
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,411, Reviews: 35, Complete

Edge takes his hand at writing a children's book to teach kids across America the alphabet. Oneshot.

Apologize

2008-01-27T00:21:28-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Friendship
John Cena
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,324, Reviews: 5, Complete

He's been gone for too long, and she's downright sick of it all. The worst part is, they're only friends...for now. Oneshot CenaxOC

They Like Me, They Really Like Me

2008-01-25T16:25:06-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Humor/Parody
Chapters: 5, Words: 2,669, Reviews: 41, Complete

Based off of the Best of 2007 issue of WWE Magazine. The Superstars are given awards, and these are their acceptance speeches. Last chapter: Vince McMahon, Santino Marella, JBL, Randy Orton, and William Regal. Officially T for language.

Razor's Edge

2008-01-23T19:40:19-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: M
Humor/General
Edge
Chapters: 54, Words: 42,256, Reviews: 633, Complete

COMPLETE. A series of Edge's uncensored rants about every single Superstar on the WWE roster. The final victim: JOHN CENA. Rated T for language.

A Rock and a Hard Place

2008-01-22T19:23:08-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: M
Romance/Drama
John Cena & Randy Orton
Chapters: 17, Words: 50,970, Reviews: 111, Complete

Randy is cheating on his girlfriend. Cody is a jerk to the girl he likes. John is a clueless bloke. Jeff fell in love from the start. Complete

Sending Out an SOS

2008-01-18T17:26:26-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,431, Reviews: 12, Complete

He already messed up Matt's life. Now he messed up Jeff's in the same way. EdgexOCxJeff. One Shot.

And I Swore I'd Never Come Back

2008-01-11T10:47:01-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K+
Angst/Romance
Edge & Lita
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,369, Reviews: 13, Complete

Sequel to One Last Match. Amy returns for one night at the RAW 15th Anniversary show, and one Superstar wants her to come back full time more than anyone. EdgexLita One shot

Mother Knows Best

2007-12-28T15:00:34-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: T
Angst/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,460, Reviews: 16, Complete

I love my daughter. I want her to be perfect. I want to protect her from everything that her father loved, and that includes wrestling. I would rather die than see her like this. oneshot

One Last Match

2007-12-06T22:25:42-08:00

Author: Failure Turtle
Wrestling
English, Rated: K+
Hurt/Comfort/General
Edge & Lita
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,663, Reviews: 9, Complete

During Lita's last night in the WWE, Edge is the only one that understands her. Based off of chapter five from There's One Hundred Ways. EdgexLita. Oneshot.