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CastleVania: Senshi for Hire 2

2004-11-09T06:08:10-08:00

Author: The Clow Hatter
Category: Castlevania
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Parody
Chapters: 4, Words: 9,442, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-9-04, Published: 7-21-04
Status: In-Progress

Lament of Innocence Crossover. Five years ago, YingGirl defeat Count Dracula on her own. What she didn't know, she freed another vampire in the process. Hoo boy.

Stupidity Counts

2004-09-15T07:36:28-08:00

Author: The Clow Hatter
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,438, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-15-04, Published: 9-15-04
Status: In-Progress

A mock battle of Kaiba vs. Yami in the semi finals in Battle City. Rating due to slight langugue and a pervy Chaos mage.

I'm a Coward

2004-02-16T23:48:49-08:00

Author: The Clow Hatter
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Parody/General
Chapters: 28, Words: 67,492, Reviews: 117 Updated: 2-16-04, Published: 9-23-02
Status: Complete

Based on the card game, not the series. Had someone thought you were odd if you have a slight crush on one of the cards from Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Monsters card deck? This fic is about that and some very unuasl conciquences. Slightly completed.

Nightmare

2003-12-20T21:03:59-08:00

Author: The Clow Hatter
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,479, Reviews: 0 Updated: 12-20-03, Published: 12-20-03
Status: Complete

A one-shot parody of I'm a Coward, with two naughty spellcasters. Enjoy.

You're Agent Smith!

2003-10-14T15:30:42-08:00

Author: The Clow Hatter
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Parody/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,112, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-14-03, Published: 10-14-03
Status: Complete

Another One Shot Fic. No OC's, No Slash, And No Elf Bashing...just two little hobbits accidently play a game of mistaken idenity with Lord Elrond while at their stay in Rivendall. Oh yeah, this is a slight LoTR & Matrix crossover ficcy, but not really.

Bark If You Like Legolas

2003-09-29T14:36:14-08:00

Author: The Clow Hatter
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 876, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-29-03, Published: 9-29-03
Status: Complete

A one shot short ficcy. A dog is an elf's best friend. Wait on a sec...that doesn't sound right.

Snow White and the Seven Marvericks

2003-08-19T10:11:23-08:00

Author: The Clow Hatter
Category: Mega Man
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,217, Reviews: 4 Updated: 8-19-03, Published: 8-9-03
Status: In-Progress

Megaman X/Sailor Moon Crossover. You'll never look at Snow White the same way again after reading this fic.

Song For the Lovers

2003-07-20T13:25:18-08:00

Author: The Clow Hatter
Category: Mega Man
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Parody
Chapters: 9, Words: 9,170, Reviews: 7 Updated: 7-20-03, Published: 5-11-03
Status: In-Progress

*Not based on the song.* A very odd triangle between Aila, Dynamo, and Gate forms. Dynamo wants to break any connections of GatexAlia, yet appearently he just can't do. Or could he? Short fic with slight yaoi and maybe some bishie torture. Yay!

Purpose

2003-07-16T13:51:52-08:00

Author: The Clow Hatter
Category: Mega Man
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Poetry
Chapters: 2, Words: 518, Reviews: 2 Updated: 7-16-03, Published: 6-28-03
Status: In-Progress

Whee! Another one of my whacked out poety. Gomen if it's sounds bad, I'm kinda a newbie to MMX.

Wrong Reploid, Vilekun!

2003-05-06T17:28:20-08:00

Author: The Clow Hatter
Category: Mega Man
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,561, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-6-03, Published: 5-6-03
Status: In-Progress

Sick sadisictic humor of "mistaken identity". Rating up for naughty words and Gate's slightly homocidal tendanies. This why authours shouldn't get hyper on chocolate. They end up writting fics like this. Oh well, enjoy.

The Odd Yaoi Fic

2003-04-10T17:17:48-08:00

Author: The Clow Hatter
Category: Mega Man
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,144, Reviews: 4 Updated: 4-10-03, Published: 4-6-03
Status: In-Progress

It's my first attempt of writting a yaoi fic. If you don't like the pairings in this fic, then do not read it. Got it? It saves me from not getting pissed off with reviewers.

I Can Never Have You

2003-02-07T16:59:45-08:00

Author: The Clow Hatter
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 229, Reviews: 2 Updated: 2-7-03, Published: 2-7-03
Status: In-Progress

Heh, a poem for the "I'm a Coward" fic, which will show you that Vanessa is not a Mary Sue.

My Grandpa Got Ran Over by a BEWD

2003-01-07T13:44:02-08:00

Author: The Clow Hatter
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 12, Words: 19,965, Reviews: 38 Updated: 1-7-03, Published: 12-13-02
Status: Complete

The most stupidest Yu-gi-oh christmas fic you'll ever see or hear about. Don't read it! Save yourself and go far far away from it! *COMPLETE!!!* Yay! Yay!

Dog Days

2002-11-24T09:15:08-08:00

Author: The Clow Hatter
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,781, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-24-02, Published: 11-23-02
Status: In-Progress

A short fic about someone's true nature and real identity...and it's not about JOEY!!!

I Play the Game

2002-11-19T11:34:36-08:00

Author: The Clow Hatter
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 280, Reviews: 8 Updated: 11-19-02, Published: 11-19-02
Status: In-Progress

A dark poem about Duel Monsters

Death to Mr Jiggles

2002-11-01T09:13:50-08:00

Author: The Clow Hatter
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 6, Words: 8,306, Reviews: 62 Updated: 11-1-02, Published: 10-2-02
Status: In-Progress

WEE!!! WE'RE FINISHED! See the epic battle of toon vs. someone who has a fetish for toons.

Ai No Senshi 2-Legend of the Seven Stars!

2002-08-21T13:49:53-08:00

Author: The Clow Hatter
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Parody
Chapters: 18, Words: 46,028, Reviews: 16 Updated: 8-21-02, Published: 7-12-02
Status: In-Progress

IT'S OVER!! But the series isn't. *grins*

Ai No Senshi

2002-07-14T06:38:11-08:00

Author: The Clow Hatter
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Adventure
Chapters: 9, Words: 17,312, Reviews: 8 Updated: 7-14-02, Published: 6-8-02
Status: In-Progress

Ch. 9 is up, connecting the sequal to this fic as well. If you love this fic, then you'll love the sequeal just as well. R&R

Peaches

2002-06-06T09:58:41-08:00

Author: The Clow Hatter
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,113, Reviews: 17 Updated: 6-6-02, Published: 5-26-02
Status: In-Progress

A sequeal to "Peaches & Cream". Rated R for langugue and somewhat crude humor.

Peaches & Cream

2002-05-25T07:44:12-08:00

Author: The Clow Hatter
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,817, Reviews: 28 Updated: 5-25-02, Published: 5-25-02
Status: In-Progress

It's a small Link and Peach romanance?!!! O.o;; This fic is my support for Peach, who is constantly seen to be a dumb blonde in the other fics. Not for PeachxMario fans and LinkxZelda fans. Please Read & Review.

Attack of the SandBags

2002-05-16T04:26:59-08:00

Author: The Clow Hatter
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Parody/Horror
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,412, Reviews: 10 Updated: 5-16-02, Published: 5-14-02
Status: In-Progress

The SandBags decided to get revenge on the Smashers for being beaten up real badly in the Home Run Event. Uh, start running kids.

Link vs. Yoshi

2002-05-12T17:30:33-08:00

Author: The Clow Hatter
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Parody/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,223, Reviews: 4 Updated: 5-12-02, Published: 5-12-02
Status: In-Progress

Almost the same scenario. This time, you'll see Vanessa trying to control Link and why she uses Yoshi to beat the crap out of him.

Yoshi vs. Link

2002-05-07T12:46:15-08:00

Author: The Clow Hatter
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,018, Reviews: 5 Updated: 5-7-02, Published: 5-7-02
Status: In-Progress

Oliver teaches Vanessa how to use Yoshi. And this stupid fic is the result of what happened.

VAnime meets SUPER SMASH BROS MELEE!

2002-04-21T17:31:15-08:00

Author: The Clow Hatter
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,426, Reviews: 5 Updated: 4-21-02, Published: 4-21-02
Status: In-Progress

This is why you shall never leave a Nintendo GameCube unattended in D-101. The V-Anime club causes mayhem in the Melee world. Can the Nintendo characters handle the stupidity?

There's Something about DEATH!!

2002-03-24T11:52:53-08:00

Author: The Clow Hatter
Category: Castlevania
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,481, Reviews: 4 Updated: 3-24-02, Published: 3-24-02
Status: In-Progress

The CV: SotN Gang, the Author is high...just your typical anti Chibi Usa ficcy.

YingGirl: The Sailor Princess Chronicles

2002-02-05T13:14:42-08:00

Author: The Clow Hatter
Category: Sailor Moon
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Adventure
Chapters: 17, Words: 28,719, Reviews: 6 Updated: 2-5-02, Published: 12-23-01
Status: In-Progress

Get ready for an SM Crossover fanfic as all of the characters seek for the phoenix princess

V-Anime meets IRON CHEF

2001-11-16T00:00:00-08:00

Author: The Clow Hatter
Category: TV X-overs
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,339, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-16-01, Published: 11-16-01
Status: In-Progress

What would happen if Vanessa draws a pretty offensive pic of Kaga in a sailor suit? The story that deals with anime fans crossing over with the famous WWF CookOff Battle, Iron Chef. Please R&R

The Clow Hatter

2001-11-08T00:00:00-08:00

Author: The Clow Hatter
Category: Card Captor Sakura
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Horror/Adventure
Chapters: 11, Words: 11,399, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-8-01, Published: 11-3-01
Status: In-Progress

What if Clow Reed had trapped his insanity in a mirror? Eriol, Nakuru, and Suppi have team up with Alessa/YangGirl, Matthew BrockWick, and Pumpkin Jr. if they will ever stop this insane madman who is after The Virgin Key. (Vanessa/YingGirl). Please R&R

The Clow Magician

2001-11-07T00:00:00-08:00

Author: The Clow Hatter
Category: Card Captor Sakura
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 212, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-7-01, Published: 11-7-01
Status: In-Progress

A Poem that askes what is Clow's postion in life? Please R&R

Vanessa and Clow Reed

2001-11-06T00:00:00-08:00

Author: The Clow Hatter
Category: Card Captor Sakura
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 329, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-6-01, Published: 11-6-01
Status: In-Progress

Hit with despression, this author expresses why she and Clow Reed are one in the same...litterally. Please read and review.