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The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE!

2009-03-09T19:48:31-08:00

Author: LindaRoo
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 12, Words: 74,292, Reviews: 1797 Updated: 3-9-09 Published: 2-27-07
Status: In-Progress

Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?

Bella's Bachelorette Bash

2008-10-22T09:05:05-08:00

Author: LindaRoo
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Bella & Alice
Chapters: 6, Words: 29,463, Reviews: 633 Updated: 10-22-08 Published: 6-28-08
Status: In-Progress

Alice throws Bella a surprise bachelorette party in a posh Portland penthouse, complete with sexy games, embarrassing gifts, tequila shots, a stripper named Emmett, and a night of clubbing. Rated M for sexual dialogue and adult situations.

Awww! Now Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?

2008-09-03T12:32:48-08:00

Author: LindaRoo
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Edward & Jacob
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,084, Reviews: 125 Published: 9-3-08
Status: In-Progress

Things get wild at the Cullen house when Jake and Alice plan a Halloween party for Nessie. Winner of the Humor Category of Twilighted's Missing Moments fanfic challenge!

Breaking Dawn Sing Along!

2008-08-08T06:47:16-08:00

Author: LindaRoo
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 856, Reviews: 133 Published: 8-8-08
Status: In-Progress

American Pie" by Don McLean set to the plot of Breaking Dawn. You'll laugh.

Pregnant Vampire Bella Joins the Army!

2008-08-06T06:01:36-08:00

Author: LindaRoo
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 7, Words: 18,835, Reviews: 329 Updated: 8-6-08 Published: 3-1-08
Status: In-Progress

The ultimate combination of horrific AU plotlines...but in character, reasonably plausible and actually written in proper English! Cowritten with the hilarious MarcyJ! We are writing this a breakneck speed, so look for updates often

Brotherhood

2008-04-13T20:12:05-08:00

Author: LindaRoo
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Family
Chapters: 4, Words: 11,167, Reviews: 189 Updated: 4-13-08 Published: 3-31-08
Status: In-Progress

The Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting The Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Co-written with the awesome Blondie AKA Robin.

Bella and the Beast: Twilight Karaoke!

2008-02-26T13:49:36-08:00

Author: LindaRoo
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 1,666, Reviews: 230 Updated: 2-26-08 Published: 2-11-08
Status: In-Progress

The songs of Disney's "Beauty and the Beast" humorously re-written to the plot of Twilight. Come join the fun and sing along! You know you want to...

Passwords, Purple Pustules, and Puking Pastilles

2007-08-02T22:28:50-08:00

Author: LindaRoo
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,226, Reviews: 39 Published: 8-2-07
Status: Complete

What happened to Umbridge after Harry defeated Voldemort? How did Ginny and Harry get back together? Whatever became of Xenophilus Lovegood after the explosion? WARNING: DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS

Alice and Renee go to Big Lots to buy Gnomes

2007-04-30T00:17:54-08:00

Author: LindaRoo
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,556, Reviews: 100 Published: 4-30-07
Status: Complete

“Spending eternity with a bad flashlight is not something to be taken lightly,” Alice said, her words riddled with cryptic vampirish meaning. “Forever is a long time to be stuck with a cheap LED light, especially when you’re awake at night a lot.”

New Moon Karaoke

2007-03-20T15:24:00-08:00

Author: LindaRoo
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 944, Reviews: 82 Published: 3-20-07
Status: Complete

The plot of New Moon set to the tune of Bye Bye Miss American Pie by Don McLean.

Jasper in Gym

2007-02-01T22:57:58-08:00

Author: LindaRoo
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,187, Reviews: 123 Published: 2-1-07
Status: Complete

A PE scene from Twilight, from Jasper's point of view.