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The Potter Stalks Evans Chronicles

2008-06-28T09:44:39-08:00

Author: darth spots and darth stripes
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 729, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-28-08
Status: In-Progress

James Potter thinks he’s wicked stealthy, devilishly handsome and irresistibly romantic; Lily Evans begs to differ – she thinks he’s just freakishly stalker-y. Five-parter, LJ

Dealing with a Marauder

2008-06-08T18:35:46-08:00

Author: darth spots and darth stripes
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: James P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 10, Words: 31,582, Reviews: 77 Updated: 6-8-08 Published: 4-23-07
Status: Complete

I sighed. How did I get here again? Oh yeah, that’s right. I forgot my wand and James Potter was born." Lily makes a deal with James Potter, notorious Marauder. Will Hogwarts lose all sense of sanity? ... Probably. A LJ Fic featuring much Maruader fun..

When a lie is really The Truth

2008-06-08T05:14:18-08:00

Author: darth spots and darth stripes
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,387, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-8-08
Status: Complete

Lily Evans tells a little lie, and it backfires on her big time. Now she’s pretending she’s a caterpillar in a cocoon, hiding in pillows and doing other acts of the insane nature. It's James Potter to the rescue, of course. oneshot

The Annoying Things About Having A Friend In Love

2008-06-04T03:50:57-08:00

Author: darth spots and darth stripes
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 803, Reviews: 6 Published: 6-4-08
Status: Complete

Sirius Black walks us through the annoying habits of a friend who could possibly be James Potter in love. Random drabble of Michelle.

Significant Looks

2008-02-09T20:02:49-08:00

Author: darth spots and darth stripes
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Spike & Xander H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 918, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-9-08
Status: In-Progress

Set in Season Seven, "Beneath You" where Spike & Xander share a significant look - which, in my Buffyverse, triggers certain memories. Light insinuated Spander. oneshot

Curse Of The Rhyming Words

2008-01-24T18:33:55-08:00

Author: darth spots and darth stripes
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: James P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,422, Reviews: 7 Published: 1-24-08
Status: Complete

Sirius convinces the Marauders to prank James by creating a potion that makes James hear rhyming words, in an attempt to cheer their Bed - er - Head boy up. Also features fairytales, pansies and much eye-rolling from our favourite Sirius Black. LJoneshot

Guilt's A Funny Thing

2007-06-12T04:54:04-08:00

Author: darth spots and darth stripes
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: James P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 813, Reviews: 9 Published: 6-12-07
Status: Complete

James Potter, aged fourteen is reflecting. There's a funny pit in his stomach and he doesn't know why. What he does know is that it's annoying him, and guilt's a funny thing.[oneshot]

A Blueberry Muffin and Lily

2007-06-06T03:51:33-08:00

Author: darth spots and darth stripes
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 7, Words: 17,143, Reviews: 3 Updated: 6-6-07 Published: 3-31-07
Status: In-Progress

“Oh mine Lily flower, my heart hast shattered! Thou hast rippeth it into shreds with thy cruel words!” James cried melodramatically, as if mortally wounded. “Whatever Potter, get a life.” Lily replied. LJ. R&R for the sake of my sanity please :D

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Firewhiskey

2007-05-30T03:52:43-08:00

Author: darth spots and darth stripes
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,990, Reviews: 1 Updated: 5-30-07 Published: 2-1-07
Status: In-Progress

A parody of 'Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire' By J.K Rowling. READ ME! please?

Lily Evans' Unhealthy Hunch

2007-05-12T04:21:50-08:00

Author: darth spots and darth stripes
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,593, Reviews: 13 Published: 5-12-07
Status: Complete

Lily Evans never thought she'd ever be stalking James Potter, Mission Impossible style, after hours, in empty corridors. Yet here she finds herself doing just that... [OneShot] LilyJames Read & Review.

Snapshots of a Life

2007-05-10T02:26:09-08:00

Author: darth spots and darth stripes
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,280, Reviews: 6 Updated: 5-10-07 Published: 5-9-07
Status: In-Progress

A series of snapshot moments out of James and Lily's lives. “My dearest red capsicum, you must warn me in the future before you attempt to kill me.” James said [R&R please]

All These Things I Hate

2007-05-06T21:36:20-08:00

Author: darth spots and darth stripes
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,720, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-6-07
Status: Complete

She's the epitome of perfection. Whats wrong with that? She wants to escape. [LJ oneshot]

Dreams of a Sixteen Year Old

2007-04-30T05:18:27-08:00

Author: darth spots and darth stripes
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,596, Reviews: 12 Published: 4-30-07
Status: Complete

Lily contemplates the value of her life. Deep and dark lily, is saved by James. Just read it, seirously. and review...

Apples, Arrogance and Amour

2007-04-17T03:47:45-08:00

Author: darth spots and darth stripes
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,109, Reviews: 7 Published: 4-17-07
Status: Complete

When Lily begins feeling something for James, she fears Aliens have taken over her brain. Meanwhile, James presumes Lily has been taken over by Aliens who want to turn her away from him. My first fic, so bear with me. Rated for crude language. R&R please.