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The Secrets of Lillian LeMieux Evans Potter

2009-06-25T11:38:01-08:00

Author: Allamonalla
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 2, Words: 5,877, Reviews: 7 Updated: 6-25-09 Published: 6-14-09
Status: In-Progress

Lily Evans Potter lived her life full of secrets and lies. As a pure-blooded witch from France masquerading as a muggle-born witch from England, this is her story. LE/JP Set in the Marauders' Era.

Servant of the Darkness

2009-05-29T14:05:04-08:00

Author: Allamonalla
Category: Gone
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 232, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-29-09
Status: Complete

Deep in a cave lies the most evil of creatures... Some thoughts on it by its loyal servant.

Snape's Mother

2009-05-26T13:04:04-08:00

Author: Allamonalla
Crossover: Harry Potter and Misc. Tv Shows
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Eileen P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 353, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-26-09
Status: Complete

Barney x-over w/ Harry Potter and Inuyasha reference Snape's Mother/Snape/Harry/Draco/Barney/Random Japanese Person/Harry's Classmates/Ron's Dead Body Contains necrophilia paedophilia and incest

Potion Time With Harry and Draco

2009-05-25T18:18:42-08:00

Author: Allamonalla
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 270, Reviews: 7 Published: 5-25-09
Status: Complete

Fun in potions class...... Written by my friend and I. Disturbing and short. HP/DM/SS

Severus Snape: Exposed

2008-10-20T18:41:29-08:00

Author: Allamonalla
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 640, Reviews: 9 Published: 10-20-08
Status: Complete

An article about the inner life and disgustingness of Severus Snape. Published, of course, by the Quibbler. One-shot.

Kirsti

2008-07-21T13:09:47-08:00

Author: Allamonalla
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,837, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-21-08
Status: Complete

Sequel to Stranger From Another Planet. Kirsti talks about her past adventures around the universe to the horror of everyone, then meets up with an old friend in the soul-sucking Vortex. HP/HG

Great Things

2008-07-14T01:43:23-08:00

Author: Allamonalla
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: OC
Chapters: 1, Words: 300, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-14-08
Status: Complete

Ollivander is well known for his good wands, and how everyone who has one will grow up to do great things. What happens when he meets Melvin Squat, a non-remarkable boy? Set around the time when Harry buys his first wand, but not important. One-shot.

The Real World

2008-07-13T10:14:55-08:00

Author: Allamonalla
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Friendship
Pairing: Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 589, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-13-08
Status: Complete

Harry and Hermione have to face the real world. No super magic items that will make the world a better place and give them an easy way out; just real life. Set during DH. AU. Sort of HHr. Dark.

Joel K Riddle

2008-06-16T10:55:10-08:00

Author: Allamonalla
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Harry P. & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,169, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-16-08
Status: Complete

Voldemort's embarrassing brother comes to town stoned, of course and not only ruins his reputation but pees on Voldemort's lawn. Rated T for drug usage, and mild swearing.

Tom Marvola Riddle

2008-05-29T03:54:28-08:00

Author: Allamonalla
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Harry P. & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 196, Reviews: 14 Published: 5-29-08
Status: Complete

Drabble. Harry does something unthinkable and truly evil. He changes Voldemort's name! Now his anagram doesn't work...

Stranger From Another Planet

2008-05-26T05:26:49-08:00

Author: Allamonalla
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,288, Reviews: 7 Published: 5-26-08
Status: Complete

HP/HG There's a transfer student at Hogwarts, and in one night she manages to get the whole school arrested except for Harry and Hermione, who made a split-second decision that changed their lives forever. They decided to explore the universe with her.

Harry Potter the Master of Explosives

2008-05-18T04:12:30-08:00

Author: Allamonalla
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 768, Reviews: 22 Published: 5-18-08
Status: Complete

Harry Potter... Master of explosives. Harry gets a gift of a lifetime supply of explosives, and puts it to "good" use. One-shot.

How To Storm Voldemort's Castle Easy Version

2008-05-16T05:29:08-08:00

Author: Allamonalla
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Hermione G. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 811, Reviews: 17 Published: 5-16-08
Status: Complete

How do you storm Voldemort's castle? Easy! How many people do you need? A thousand? No! Two! All you really need is a clipboard...

Severus Snape's Dear Old Mum

2008-05-09T09:33:48-08:00

Author: Allamonalla
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 411, Reviews: 42 Published: 5-9-08
Status: Complete

Snape has been being mean to poor wittle Harry-kins, so Harry gets his revenge... By writing to Snape's mother? Actually turned out quite well, in my opinion. One-shot.

You're Under Arrest For The Murder Of Voldemort

2008-05-03T00:55:27-08:00

Author: Allamonalla
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 371, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-3-08
Status: Complete

This is an odd, short story. Title explains it all, really. Includes HG/DM, RW/LB, MM/Flitwick, NL/house-elf and GW/DT. R&R!

How To Take Over The World Easy Version

2008-05-02T23:12:41-08:00

Author: Allamonalla
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 570, Reviews: 6 Published: 5-2-08
Status: Complete

Well, the name really says it all. Read and review please! Sorry, I accidentally replaced the story with something else, sorry to those who got confused. Probably no one.

How To Get Into The House You Want

2008-04-22T02:35:09-08:00

Author: Allamonalla
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,855, Reviews: 21 Published: 4-22-08
Status: Complete

Six ways to get into the house of your choice. Compliments, Sympathy, Bribery, Threats, Hypnotism and Revolution. R&R please!

How To Kill Harry Potter Easy Version

2008-04-18T05:37:58-08:00

Author: Allamonalla
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 637, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-18-08
Status: Complete

This is a sort of sequel to 'How To Kill Voldy Easy Version'. Title says all. R&R please!

The Harry Potter Show

2008-04-07T04:07:31-08:00

Author: Allamonalla
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 705, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-7-08
Status: Complete

The Harry Potter Show! What else can I say? K for mild language and the kind of violence you find in cartoons. Which mothers are always complaining are too violent. Harry invites guests to appear on his show. R&R, please!

Suing the Unsueables

2008-02-29T20:57:09-08:00

Author: Allamonalla
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,387, Reviews: 9 Updated: 2-29-08 Published: 1-20-08
Status: Complete

Harry Potter dies and comes back as a ghost, so he decides to sue the school. They quickly decide to settle, but how long can they keep up the terms? And what happens if they can't? Very short, really just a one-shot split into three chapters.

Harry Potter and the Mutant Rabbit OF DOOM!

2008-01-20T02:11:25-08:00

Author: Allamonalla
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,775, Reviews: 6 Published: 1-20-08
Status: Complete

Harry is out of school and living as an exterminator. He gets a call from Hogwarts about a thing that is massacring students. A one-shot. No really bad language... No violence... No good. Kidding. It's OK. R&R! Hope you like!

Changes

2008-01-16T00:17:16-08:00

Author: Allamonalla
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Hermione G. & OC
Chapters: 5, Words: 4,955, Reviews: 14 Updated: 1-16-08 Published: 1-1-08
Status: Complete

Hermione is sick and tired of being used. Harry and Ron always take advantage of her. So she decides to change. New look, new life. She even meets a new friend. Shoshanna likes pranks. So does she! Parody! No pairing. Complete!

Hermione's Revenge x Back In The Past

2008-01-01T03:57:36-08:00

Author: Allamonalla
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 331, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-1-08
Status: Complete

Hermione and Lily get their revenge. Placed after Hermione goes back in time. Cute little oneshot. R&R!

Mr HappyLove Man x Back In The Past

2007-12-28T01:55:39-08:00

Author: Allamonalla
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,797, Reviews: 4 Published: 12-28-07
Status: Complete

Everyone knows that angry people make mistakes, so Hermione comes up with a plan to make Voldemort angry... And boy does it work. Slight HG/SB, part of the Back In The Past series, can be read alone.

Saving The Potters x Back In The Past

2007-12-21T20:01:43-08:00

Author: Allamonalla
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 961, Reviews: 5 Published: 12-21-07
Status: Complete

Another of the back in the past series. This is how Hermione saves Lily and James. Nothing to do with how she went back. After she realizes that love doesn't do squat, and she's the reason Harry is alive. oneshot. No pairing. Hints at SBHG. R&R

The Veil

2007-12-21T19:25:54-08:00

Author: Allamonalla
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Hermione G. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 365, Reviews: 9 Published: 12-21-07
Status: Complete

Hermione works in the department of mysteries, and is studying the veil. A story of practical jokes, humor and cheesy romance. One shot. HGSB

How To Kill Voldy Easy Version

2007-12-18T02:59:20-08:00

Author: Allamonalla
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Voldemort & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 471, Reviews: 10 Published: 12-18-07
Status: Complete

How do you kill Voldemort? Easy! This is what SHOULD have happened. Funny weird one-shot. Recently edited.