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That DNA Thing

2009-11-29T09:58:20-08:00

Author: Hedonistic Opportunist
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 8, Words: 31,509, Reviews: 150 Updated: 11-29-09 Published: 11-9-08
Status: In-Progress

Men are pigs. Sakura knows that, and yet she can't keep her eyes from her new neighbour. NaruSaku. ON HIATUS.

Speak Not, Silence Is Golden

2009-11-17T02:57:20-08:00

Author: Hedonistic Opportunist
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,485, Reviews: 5 Published: 11-17-09
Status: Complete

But I wish you'd confined your sorrows in me, instead of going to her. Angst.

Real Guys Don't Kiss Other Guys

2009-11-13T07:00:33-08:00

Author: Hedonistic Opportunist
Category: Trigun
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Wolfwood & Vash
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,907, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-13-09
Status: Complete

In which Vash and Wolfwood discuss life, drink alcohol and other stuff ensues. Wolfwood/Vash. Yaoi.

Go Catch A Falling Star

2009-11-10T12:40:04-08:00

Author: Hedonistic Opportunist
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 908, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-10-09
Status: Complete

I only am doing what you wanted me to do. Angst, Gen.

Tell Me Lies, Tell Me Sweet Little Lies

2009-09-13T00:54:57-08:00

Author: Hedonistic Opportunist
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: L & Light Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,860, Reviews: 7 Published: 9-13-09
Status: Complete

Five times Light told a lie, and one time he didn't. L/Light.

the ties that bind

2009-09-06T16:36:16-08:00

Author: Hedonistic Opportunist
Category: Tsubasa Chronicle
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Syaoran
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,106, Reviews: 6 Published: 9-6-09
Status: Complete

You like it, so stop pretending you don't want this. Syaoran/Syaoran, dark and non-con.

The Way It Is

2009-09-06T14:23:07-08:00

Author: Hedonistic Opportunist
Category: Tsubasa Chronicle
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Kurogane & Fai
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,126, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-6-09
Status: Complete

Kurogane just wants Fai to stay. Ficlet.

your pain, my thrill

2009-07-27T17:04:55-08:00

Author: Hedonistic Opportunist
Category: Monster
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,325, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-27-09
Status: Complete

Johann was the most beautiful, yet terrifying thing he had ever seen. Tenma/Johann, dark. Non-erotic smut.

Of IKEA, Beds And Other Adventures

2009-07-21T09:08:58-08:00

Author: Hedonistic Opportunist
Category: Hetalia - Axis Powers
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Sweden & Finland
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,199, Reviews: 7 Published: 7-21-09
Status: Complete

In which Sweden and Finland try to buy a bed - and fail. Somewhat. SuFin. PWP. Written for the kink!meme.

Not Quite So Scary

2009-07-20T17:44:56-08:00

Author: Hedonistic Opportunist
Category: Hetalia - Axis Powers
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Sweden & Finland
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,771, Reviews: 6 Published: 7-20-09
Status: Complete

Even if Sweden can be scary, he's also gentle. SuFin. Written for the kink!meme.

Like A Moth To A Flame

2009-07-18T17:52:34-08:00

Author: Hedonistic Opportunist
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Light Y. & Matsuda T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,028, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-18-09
Status: Complete

Ide, have you ever loved? Because I have. Light/Matsuda

Sweet Dreams Are Made Of This

2009-07-15T18:40:31-08:00

Author: Hedonistic Opportunist
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Pairing: Sai
Chapters: 1, Words: 904, Reviews: 8 Published: 7-15-09
Status: Complete

Only that, for some reason, Sai feels that it isn't without meaning.

Always There, Always Watching

2009-07-08T20:07:56-08:00

Author: Hedonistic Opportunist
Category: Hellsing
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Alucard & Integra
Chapters: 1, Words: 777, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-8-09
Status: Complete

Integra has grown older, but she hasn't lost an ounce of her beauty.

Kami

2009-06-12T15:38:41-08:00

Author: Hedonistic Opportunist
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Pairing: Light Y. & Mikami T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,475, Reviews: 10 Published: 6-12-09
Status: Complete

May I kiss your feet, Kami? Light/Mikami, hints of L/Light.

All That He Needs

2009-06-11T16:20:20-08:00

Author: Hedonistic Opportunist
Category: Hetalia - Axis Powers
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Germany & N. Italy
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,446, Reviews: 14 Published: 6-11-09
Status: Complete

All Germany wants is for Italy to say his name. Germany/Italy, PWP. Written for kink!meme.

Wasteland

2009-06-02T07:39:41-08:00

Author: Hedonistic Opportunist
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 6, Words: 48,751, Reviews: 114 Updated: 6-2-09 Published: 10-11-08
Status: Complete

Sometimes, it's good to keep your mouth shut. Yet, keep it shut for too long and that's when things starts to get messy. Just ask Naruto. NaruSasuNaru, NaruSaku. AU.

And You Reap What You Sow

2009-05-26T16:14:39-08:00

Author: Hedonistic Opportunist
Category: Hetalia - Axis Powers
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: France & England
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,234, Reviews: 11 Published: 5-26-09
Status: Complete

In the end, Francis knew he'd not gained anything. France/England. PWP. Written for the kink! meme.

Only Fools Die

2009-05-25T11:45:34-08:00

Author: Hedonistic Opportunist
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 2, Words: 18,353, Reviews: 18 Updated: 5-25-09 Published: 12-28-08
Status: Complete

All this time, he'd been chasing after a foolish dream. NaruSasu. AR.

Of Gits and Speaking To Walls

2009-05-14T19:23:22-08:00

Author: Hedonistic Opportunist
Category: Hetalia - Axis Powers
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: America & England
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,363, Reviews: 5 Published: 5-14-09
Status: Complete

Written for the kink! meme. In which Arthur is angry, Alfred oblivious and things still somehow get sorted out? PWP, title shortened due to FFN! fail.

The Games We Play

2009-05-14T19:15:16-08:00

Author: Hedonistic Opportunist
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Pairing: Light Y. & L
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,621, Reviews: 6 Published: 5-14-09
Status: Complete

L is still L, and Light is Kira. Nothing will change. Light/L, PWP.

Surprises Of The Good Sort

2009-02-04T15:50:51-08:00

Author: Hedonistic Opportunist
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,885, Reviews: 12 Published: 2-4-09
Status: Complete

In which Sasuke misses Naruto too much. NaruSasuNaru. Lime.

It's over now, isn't it?

2009-02-02T08:21:34-08:00

Author: Hedonistic Opportunist
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,671, Reviews: 16 Published: 2-2-09
Status: Complete

We stopped being together, the day we stopped talking. Angst.

The Imperfect Enjoyment

2008-12-08T16:19:30-08:00

Author: Hedonistic Opportunist
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,781, Reviews: 20 Published: 12-8-08
Status: Complete

Sasuke never moans out when he should, but moans when he shouldn't. NaruSasu.

Sun Up, Sun Down

2008-10-07T06:14:55-08:00

Author: Hedonistic Opportunist
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 3, Words: 24,547, Reviews: 83 Updated: 10-7-08 Published: 6-8-08
Status: Complete

When Naruto “earns” his cash to spend it at the best brothel in town, he expects good service. However, he gets more than he paid for. NaruSasu, AU.

All The Things Left Unsaid

2008-09-17T19:34:57-08:00

Author: Hedonistic Opportunist
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,611, Reviews: 10 Published: 9-17-08
Status: Complete

There are so many things I'd like to say, but have to leave unsaid.

Screw Destiny

2008-07-05T10:11:21-08:00

Author: Hedonistic Opportunist
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Crime
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 9, Words: 58,161, Reviews: 168 Updated: 7-5-08 Published: 1-3-08
Status: Complete

Naruto hated bastards with the passion of a thousand suns. Too bad that his new partner is a combination of all that. NaruSasu, AU.

Don't Do That Again

2008-07-01T13:39:56-08:00

Author: Hedonistic Opportunist
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,305, Reviews: 19 Published: 7-1-08
Status: Complete

And I realised one thing. Sasuke had missed me as much as I had him. AU, some minor angst. NaruSasu.

i love the sound of you walking away

2008-06-21T12:13:00-08:00

Author: Hedonistic Opportunist
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,435, Reviews: 6 Published: 6-21-08
Status: Complete

It's too late -- too late. NaruSasu. Vignettish, repost.

The Pursuit of Happiness

2008-05-04T14:52:59-08:00

Author: Hedonistic Opportunist
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 19,179, Reviews: 30 Published: 5-4-08
Status: Complete

Sometimes we do the wrong things for the right reasons. NaruSasuNaru. AR.

Under the Moonlight, Behind The Bushes

2008-04-29T06:24:23-08:00

Author: Hedonistic Opportunist
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,581, Reviews: 11 Published: 4-29-08
Status: Complete

Sasuke is moody, Naruto insistent and, somehow, it all goes downhill from there. PWP, SasuNaruSasu.

To Come Undone

2008-04-04T15:03:57-08:00

Author: Hedonistic Opportunist
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,062, Reviews: 14 Published: 4-4-08
Status: Complete

Sasuke is gone, and there's nothing else left. NaruSasu. Vignettish.

Just This

2008-01-30T13:55:23-08:00

Author: Hedonistic Opportunist
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,829, Reviews: 17 Published: 1-30-08
Status: Complete

It's not only that, it's everything. Just this, being with Sasuke, is everything. SasuNaru.

Perfect

2008-01-01T17:55:39-08:00

Author: Hedonistic Opportunist
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,813, Reviews: 13 Published: 1-1-08
Status: Complete

Naruto, do you think it's dumb for a girl to make the first move? NaruSaku

Better Than Me

2007-12-30T15:28:12-08:00

Author: Hedonistic Opportunist
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,951, Reviews: 11 Published: 12-30-07
Status: Complete

Sometimes it's necessary the hurt the ones you love, in order to protect them.

Cat and Mouse

2007-11-28T05:34:03-08:00

Author: Hedonistic Opportunist
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,974, Reviews: 26 Published: 11-28-07
Status: Complete

In which Naruto is oblivious, Sasuke a bastard and both of them are inevitably foolish. NaruSasu.

Because, In the End, That’s Who We Are

2007-11-17T12:12:19-08:00

Author: Hedonistic Opportunist
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 20,650, Reviews: 50 Published: 11-17-07
Status: Complete

When Sasuke meets Naruto one fateful night, he doesn’t expect to fall in love. Neither does Naruto. NaruSasuNaru. AU.

Kafka

2007-11-01T15:10:52-08:00

Author: Hedonistic Opportunist
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,730, Reviews: 9 Published: 11-1-07
Status: Complete

Nothing was okay.

Days Like This

2007-10-05T13:51:12-08:00

Author: Hedonistic Opportunist
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,681, Reviews: 11 Published: 10-5-07
Status: Complete

Sasuke isn't really a bastard. At least, not always.

An Exercise in Futility

2007-09-29T16:27:49-08:00

Author: Hedonistic Opportunist
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,179, Reviews: 11 Published: 9-29-07
Status: Complete

In which Naruto won’t let Sasuke go. NaruSasu.

Cycles

2007-09-21T12:12:46-08:00

Author: Hedonistic Opportunist
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 16,369, Reviews: 13 Published: 9-21-07
Status: Complete

Sometimes life throws a curveball at you and the only thing you can do is run. Sometimes, even Naruto Uzumaki can be a coward.

Irony

2007-09-11T09:56:35-08:00

Author: Hedonistic Opportunist
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,608, Reviews: 28 Published: 9-11-07
Status: Complete

Sex isn’t supposed to be about love. NaruSasu.

The Unforeseen Joys Of Being A Teenager

2007-08-26T15:23:23-08:00

Author: Hedonistic Opportunist
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,937, Reviews: 21 Published: 8-26-07
Status: Complete

It isn't enough that his brother is a mass murderer, his teacher a sadistic pervert and his team a bunch of incompetent ninnies. Now his rival claims to like him. This is ultimate proof of the fact that universe hates Sasuke.

The Fools We Are

2007-07-22T16:23:55-08:00

Author: Hedonistic Opportunist
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,152, Reviews: 9 Published: 7-22-07
Status: Complete

Because hope always dies last.

Worth It

2007-07-08T17:59:52-08:00

Author: Hedonistic Opportunist
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,746, Reviews: 20 Published: 7-8-07
Status: Complete

Sometimes Naruto asked himself whether Sasuke was a sadistic pervert or had simply been born to make his life a little harder. In the current situation, Naruto felt that it was both. NaruSasu.

Rencontre

2007-07-03T04:39:04-08:00

Author: Hedonistic Opportunist
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 9,194, Reviews: 24 Published: 7-3-07
Status: Complete

Sometimes reunions take place in the oddest of places. SasuNaru

Enough

2007-05-27T15:18:47-08:00

Author: Hedonistic Opportunist
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,564, Reviews: 8 Published: 5-27-07
Status: Complete

Naruto’s content being with Sasuke, even if means accepting being lonely. NaruSasu.

So It Ends Like This

2007-04-04T10:58:22-08:00

Author: Hedonistic Opportunist
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,801, Reviews: 10 Published: 4-4-07
Status: Complete

He isn’t going to rest in peace until Naruto is truly his. He would even kill for that. He’s that selfish.

Simplicity

2007-03-12T15:27:44-08:00

Author: Hedonistic Opportunist
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,989, Reviews: 11 Published: 3-12-07
Status: Complete

Being with Sasuke doesn't always have to be painful or frustrating. Sometimes it can be fairly normal.

Sanctuary

2007-02-24T15:35:44-08:00

Author: Hedonistic Opportunist
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,430, Reviews: 21 Published: 2-24-07
Status: Complete

Like all of their trysts, it started out with a fight. NaruSasu.

Breaking You

2007-02-22T16:27:36-08:00

Author: Hedonistic Opportunist
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,632, Reviews: 25 Published: 2-22-07
Status: Complete

Sasuke never imagined breaking Naruto could be that simple. And he doesn't like it. NaruSasu.